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PoliticsRe: Ex-mend Militants Disrupt Traffic & Commercial Activites Over Unpaid Allowances by splitnaija(m): 11:25am On Sep 28, 2011
[b][Quote author=soneztrade on Today at 10:27:18 AM
u are rite my brother, the problem with Nigeria is over dependent on Government for evrything, we lack efficient private private sector. its high time the citizens of this country stop depending on the govt for job, [b]but start creating jobs for your selfs,
period[/quote][/b][/b]

You're dead right!!!

In the spirit of creating jobs for themselves, Egbesu boys and MEND have now taken it upon themselves to protect the President from further humiliation by Boko Haram bombers who are also on the payroll of some Northern elites.

Unemployment will soon be a thing of the past in Naija when OPC, MASSOB and others follow suite undecided undecided undecided
CelebritiesRe: New Pictures Of MGBN Sylvia Nduka (Take 2) by splitnaija(m): 10:31am On Sep 28, 2011
So, where are the pictures huh huh huh huh or is the case of Alli and his "invisible" angels way back in primary school?
PoliticsRe: Ex-mend Militants Disrupt Traffic & Commercial Activites Over Unpaid Allowances by splitnaija(m): 8:05am On Sep 28, 2011
What message are we passing to jobless graduates if militants are being-paid allowances for doing nothing?
PoliticsRe: Ijaw Militants To Boko Haram: “Enough Is Enough” by splitnaija(m): 5:42pm On Sep 27, 2011
Let's split Naija peacefully now that we all can still logon to NL . . . . . .
PoliticsRe: The Elite Is Responsible For Nigeria’s Woes — Buhari by splitnaija(m): 2:22pm On Sep 27, 2011
"Former head of state and presidential flag-bearer of the Congress for Progressive Change (CPC) in the April general election General Muhammadu Buhari (retd) has attributed the country’s current woes to the elite who, he said, should be held responsible for whatever goes wrong."

1. Is Buhari no longer part of the elite?
2. Hasn't enough gone wrong under Buhari's watchful eyes in the North?

This guy is just a clown that should be ignored. I blame GEJ who has no balls to put Buhari's basket mouth under lock and key.
PoliticsRe: Presidential Election Trial: INEC Insists That Jonathan Won by splitnaija(m): 11:21am On Sep 27, 2011
There's nothing like insisting here, GEJ won and please let's forge ahead cos 2015 is just around the corner smiley
PoliticsRe: Suicide Bombers Are Influenced by Drugs by splitnaija(m): 7:54pm On Sep 26, 2011
deadie:
I always knew they took drugs. It is called religion. Christians take it too.
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Car TalkRe: What Are The Pros, Cons And Costs Of Buying Salvaged Cars? by splitnaija(m): 7:53pm On Sep 26, 2011
kokoye:
The poster must be strong o! . . .t[b]his thread is on the hompage twice[/b]!
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CrimeRe: 2 People Have Been Arrested Over ABSU Rape Case by splitnaija(m): 5:41pm On Sep 26, 2011
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BusinessRe: Born Between 1974 And 1984? You Can Never Be A Billionaire! - Blogger by splitnaija(m): 5:15pm On Sep 26, 2011
I'm a Pastor, all my Church members pay tithe to me, they give me gifts, some donate cars to me, others fuel it. Many are falling on top of one another to donate parcels of land to me. And I'm just in my 30s grin .So, why won't I be a Billionaire at 40? grin grin Abeg, I'm going back to church joooo, tonight is all night service where every member must sow a seed for a prosperous new month  cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesygrin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: GEJ Told Investors That Efcc Has Reduced Advance Fee Fraud by splitnaija(m): 5:05pm On Sep 26, 2011
Kolababa:
GEJ is being economical with the truth. 419ers are not the problem of investors. Our government officials that wine and dine with corruption are the problem.
Whemn these Oyinbos come to Nigeria to do business, our government official will ask for bribe ( seimens, wibros, harlibuton, sagem scandals are still fresh in memory). If they give the bribe, they will be prosecuted in their home country for financial crime overseas ( Jefferson is in prison now in US while Atiku is a free man in Nigeria). And if they refuse to give the bribe, their business plan will be frustrated.
ATIKU 2015 cool cool cool cool
PoliticsRe: Governor Of Enugu Did Not Impregnate His Sister-In-Law by splitnaija(m): 4:57pm On Sep 26, 2011
KnowAll:
[size=18pt]Damage Limitation by the Governor, I bet they have probably found a husband for the lady in question so as to keep it under wraps. Obviously that would be acceptable to the first lady, anything to move her 'wayward sister' away from her husband. I won’t be surprise if some unknown man comes out all guns blazing, warning all asunder from peddling wild rumours about his wife.

Nice try Gov, but after pulling this fantastic publicity stunt in other to repudiate a clear and proven scandal at least try to keep your philandering ‘JT’ from that woman’s cookies or hell would break loose again, Madame cannot keep on forgiven you, we all know “hell has no fury like a woman scorned”[/size]
Hmmmmm, it seems you actually "KnowAll" about this randy Governor wink
PoliticsRe: Sss Director Declared Wanted By Boko Haram For N50m by splitnaija(m): 4:50pm On Sep 26, 2011
Talk of crass leadership incompetence? GEJ is the man to beat anytime, anyday!!! He has my vote on that cool cool cool cool
Christianity EtcRe: Tb Joshua's Secret Exposed by Ex-Muslim (Bisola Johnson). Watch Video by splitnaija(m): 3:30pm On Sep 26, 2011
Well, any being that inflicts physical punishment on any other being is evil -Whether T.B. Joshua or Muhammed cool cool cool cool cool
EducationRe: Riot In Bida Poly "Missing Male Organs" by splitnaija(m): 3:13pm On Sep 26, 2011
milehigh06:
this is true,back in naija,i had this friend whose gf took his wetin call becos the guy jilted her,the thing would not work at all.had to go get OPC from iwaya to come harass the girl before the thing started working again,took 3 days
We are talking of physical disappearance here.
BusinessRe: How Is Electricity Stability In Your Area? by splitnaija(m): 3:08pm On Sep 26, 2011
Very stable in my area, 10 days of uninterrupted darkness now and still counting cool cool cool cool
PoliticsRe: Recently "Discovered" Crude Oil In Kwara: What Happened To It? by splitnaija(m): 3:06pm On Sep 26, 2011
Desola:
My own question is: na who get the oyel? Hausa or Yoruba??
No, na Niger Delta oooo. Any oyel for naija flows from Niger Delta creeks inland grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Governor Muazu Called Nothern Leaders Hypocrites by splitnaija(m): 3:00pm On Sep 26, 2011
ikooko:
publicity or not, lip service or not, those at that forum has made their position known to the public.
we cannot get it right in one day, but we must start from somewhere.
lmagine if all the northern governors maintain similar positions on those issues raised, the outcome would have been great.
Exactly my point. Let all the Northern leaders continue to speak publicly in this manner and we all will be amazed at the positive effect this will have on the fight against the menace called Boko Haram.
PoliticsRe: Edo Assembly To Stop FRSC’s Collection Of Licence Fees by splitnaija(m): 2:45pm On Sep 26, 2011
ASANIGBO:
NA

THEM

SABI

tongue
True talk my bro. What difference does it make to the common man? They are just fighting over who should embezzle the money.
EducationRe: Riot In Bida Poly "Missing Male Organs" by splitnaija(m): 2:40pm On Sep 26, 2011
If I can't get a picture of a male (any male at all, whether in Bida, Ijebu-ode or Lagos) with a missing "joy stick", then this is yet another of those numerous rumours that keep emanating every now and then in Naija. Let's enjoy the joke while it lasts until it disappears and re-emanates again like the missing "joy sticks" grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by splitnaija(m): 4:42pm On Sep 23, 2011
chamber2:
Case closed
Thanks
CrimeRe: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by splitnaija(m): 4:37pm On Sep 23, 2011
pinkrex:
What advise undecided undecided undecided
No investigation, No conviction. Mumu  cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
CrimeRe: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by splitnaija(m): 4:33pm On Sep 23, 2011
coogar:
let me repeat it to you donkeys. . . . . .there can be no conviction until the victim is found!
I'm glad you finally heeded my advise, you're now making some sense for the very first time in your entire NL life.

There will certainly be investigation without the girl you don't jump to conviction without investigation. That it the singular point that took over 8hrs to impact on your dumb brain.
CrimeRe: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by splitnaija(m): 4:21pm On Sep 23, 2011
^^^You're in the right place. Coogar hacked the password to his cage in the zoo and today he's out here spilling rubbish. Just wait a while, he will soon respond to you.
CrimeRe: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by splitnaija(m): 4:15pm On Sep 23, 2011
coogar:
Gang violation suspect identified – Minister

He, however, expressed doubts that the suspects would be convicted based on the available evidence.
He said, “Some legal experts have told us that it may be difficult to convict the rapists because the video does not reveal the face of the victims.

you are a disgrace to the community that produced you!
you are whose god? i made you from clay and mud-water.
Dunce, try and reason for once in your lifetime. The video will provide leads to those who will unravel the mystery, some of the names already mentioned are some of these leads being referred to here. Idi.ot.
Were those names just mentioned? Why didn't they mention your name? But they might eventually when either they watch the video over and over again and see your ugly face or these leads are able to point you out cos I'm damn sure your one of them. A picture is worth a thousand words . . . ,  booty-licking monkey.
CrimeRe: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by splitnaija(m): 4:04pm On Sep 23, 2011
chamber2:
Gang violation suspect identified – Minister

The Minister of Youth Development, Mallam Mobolaji Abdullahi, said on Thursday, that one of the suspects in the gang violation of a yet-to-be identified female had been identified. Reports say the five men who violated the young woman recorded the act, which was later uploaded to the Internet.


The incident, which is believed to have occured in Abia State sparked outrage nationwide.


He, however, expressed doubts that the suspects would be convicted based on the available evidence.


Abdullahi said this in Lagos at a meeting with youth organisations.


The minister said, “More than 70 per cent of the information we have on the violation will not be said here for obvious security reasons. But I can tell you we have information on it.


“The girl is not a student of Abia State University. She was violated in an off-campus residential area of students.


“One of them (suspects) has been identified conclusively.”


Although the faces of the rapists are not seen in the video, the minister said the National Human Rights Commission was on top of the situation.


He said, “Some legal experts have told us that it may be difficult to convict the rapists because the video does not reveal the face of the victims.


“The National Human Rights Commission is working with the Ministry of Youth Development. The commission, which is headed by a competent lawyer, is on top of this case.


“This is law, if we can not press for violation, there are other charges that we can press. I can assure you that justice will be done.”


The minister, at the meeting, fielded questions from some of the 50 selected participants, among whom were Fela Durotoye and Omotola Jolade-Ekeinde, on national issues bearing on youth.


He promised that his ministry would organise a conference for not just potential violation victims but potential rapists, to address the ugly trend among youths.


He also reiterated his plan to review the National Youth Service Corps, saying corps members would no longer be posted to banks and other private institutions.


He said, “We are looking into possibility of stopping corps members from serving in bank and other private institutions. Some people have said it is correct while some have said it is not. But any private institution that wants a corps member must sign an undertaking that it will employ such corps member after his service.”


The minister, who admitted that corruption was a menace in the country, said the prevalence of corruption could not be wholly blamed on the government but the kind of the nation’s society.


“The issue of corruption has to do with the kind of society we live in. This is a society where the respect given to people depends on the type of car they drive. The society still turns back to say people are corrupt,” the minister said.

http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art201109234144737
I saw this as early as 7:30a.m local time today, leave all these idi.ots talking nonsense here.
The lower house I understand has also mandated Police IG to fish out the criminals. So are they going to wait until the victim shows up to Coogar and his cohorts before swinging into action? Vagabonds raised with stolen money whose entire generation are sore afraid to set there foot on the shores of naija abusing the privilege that internet offers to brandish theoeretical rubbish angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
CrimeRe: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by splitnaija(m): 3:55pm On Sep 23, 2011
^^^ Clowns like you should be restricted to the cartoons session, I will personally ensure that is effected cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
CrimeRe: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by splitnaija(m): 3:51pm On Sep 23, 2011
pinkrex:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked Holy moses!!!

Please coogar have mercy, I don't even know what the Bolded means o grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Recto -From rectum
Cranial -From Cranium

Until you learn to put one and two together to make three, you will continue to reason upside down and live under the delusion of your idiot.tic Lead rap.ist. Good a thing you're not even up to 50 so your case is somewhat redeemable unlike that of your master Coogar that has gone chronic.
CrimeRe: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by splitnaija(m): 3:34pm On Sep 23, 2011
^^^ There  you are again, all hail the mouthpiece to the king of rapp.ists!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by splitnaija(m): 3:29pm On Sep 23, 2011
pinkrex:
Coogar forgive me! I couldn't have realised naw, you are sexless; as your profile depicts.(no oofiense)
Chambers is a really Nigerian politician, he is manoeuvring by pointing out silly stuffz tongue tongue grin grin grin grin grin grin
The same profile depicts him/her as a beast or are you blind as well? I thought you were only senseless. Rap.ists are beasts and so is Coogar and his/her cohorts ( decide where you are on the divide dunce) cool cool cool
CrimeRe: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by splitnaija(m): 2:47pm On Sep 23, 2011
pinkrex:
Im having fun o grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Who is throwing the next punch??

Coogar is leading on this one o tongue tongue tongue tongue
You're right. Coogar is leading your pack of deranged rap.pists and ex-convicts cool cool cool What good should the society expect from a gorilla/coogar/lion in human skin anyway huh huh huh
CrimeRe: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by splitnaija(m): 1:40pm On Sep 23, 2011
The following want to see the victim before believing the video is real. If you see the girl, kindly contact them.

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