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Health / Re: Man Blames His Village People For His Brother's Injury. Graphic Photos by splitnaija(m): 3:27pm On Jul 30, 2018
Come closer, I wan tell you something
BabaRamota1980:


If there was a inter-continental competition for witchery I would vote Edo to represent Africa. They must surely bring home gold medal.

If you think your village get witchery wait till you meet Edo own. Even the Oba has an 800yr old otumokpo hidden away in palace.

Celebrities / Re: @Badgyalkelly Flaunts Musa Danjuma As Her Boyfriend Of 5 Years by splitnaija(m): 3:36pm On Jul 25, 2018
Your father inclusive.
Philpham:
Men are just w.hores , all of them. How can an ugly looking beast like danjuma marry a beautiful princess like caroline and still can't keep his small dirty preek to himself and has the rat brain to be cheating with a girl young enough to be his grand daughter. Men are just shameless imbeciles.

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Family / Re: Single Mothers Are Generally Losers, They Raise Criminals & Sluts - Kenyan Lad by splitnaija(m): 9:54am On Jul 17, 2018
Thank you
"They picked a good man and he left cause she scared him away"
Politics / Re: I Don’t Believe Foreigners Are Involved In Nigeria’s Killings – French Envoy by splitnaija(m): 8:37am On Jul 17, 2018
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I think impunity is encouraging the killings and those responsible must be punished.
When there is that kind of killing, there must be proper prosecution and perpetrators must be properly sentenced



True words have never been spoken.
The president should bring all these evil people causing all these killings and blood shed in the country.
They will never escape judgement.
Health / Re: The Dirtiest Things You Touch Every Day by splitnaija(m): 4:14pm On Sep 19, 2013
Okworigeorge: PLS HOW DOES THIS AFFECT THE HISTORY OF ASUU STRIKE IN NIGERIA:

1999---5 months
2001---3 months
2002---2 weeks
2003---6 months (ended in 2004)
2005---3 days
2006---1 week
2007---3 months
2008---1 week
2009---4 months
2010---5months and 1 week
2011---3 months (ended in 2012)
2013---11 weeks n counting.....
ANTI CHRIST THINGS

1995 --6 months
Health / Re: The Dirtiest Things You Touch Every Day by splitnaija(m): 4:13pm On Sep 19, 2013
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Politics / Re: Delta Kidnap-Kingpin Gives Jonathan A 60-day Ultimatum by splitnaija(m): 1:46pm On Sep 19, 2013
confusion247:
If he didn't choose violence, nobody will listen to him and him and his members will end up in kirikiri. Nobody is listening to massob today because they choose to be peaceful.
Biafra, the senior brother of massob, hasn't forgotten the bitter lessons of 1967-1970 war. That's why they appear peaceful at least for now. Until these ND militants are taught some bitter lessons too or this country is divided, there will never be peace and progress.
Politics / Re: Delta Kidnap-Kingpin Gives Jonathan A 60-day Ultimatum by splitnaija(m): 11:44am On Sep 19, 2013
Split this fvcking cesspit of a country!!!
Politics / Re: Ex-N'Delta Militants Declare Atiku Persona-Non-Grata by splitnaija(m): 8:50am On Sep 09, 2013
Let's simply split this country into North and South just like North and South Korea.
Politics / Re: Amaechi Promises To Remain Principled by splitnaija(m): 11:44pm On Jul 21, 2013
tunjidj3: amechi promise to remain principle but he forget that he have only one vote ,and forget that majority carry the vote and the river people have shown him that in a simple way of disgrace i hope the people want peace now hence amechi should learn how to reach a compromise in any political arena
So far, Gov Amaechi has the majority -27 lawmakers against JEG,PEG & Wike's 5.
Politics / Re: Sultan Decries Lack Of Unity Among Muslims: Fooolish Sultan by splitnaija(m): 12:51am On Dec 27, 2011
funshint:

what do u expect from a typical northern muslim or their leaders, they will never say d truth. By d time Boko haram comes to bomb the sultan's palace I pray he'll still be alive to say nothing but d truth.[B] Dividing this country is the only answer it's just a matter of time![/b]
Thank you.
Politics / Re: Sultan Decries Lack Of Unity Among Muslims: Fooolish Sultan by splitnaija(m): 7:20pm On Dec 26, 2011
The Sultan & Boko Haram are jihadists and lovers of violence just like the founder of Islam -prophet Muhammad (may piss be upon him).
Religion / Re: Reprisals For Today's Christmas Day Bombings In Nigeria by splitnaija(m): 7:52am On Dec 26, 2011
Evil Brain:

Anyone who advocates reprisal attacks is a m0r0n and is no better than the Boko Haram scum.

You religious fanatics should go and get your own country, or move to Somalia if you want to fight. Stop fûcking up Nigeria, sensible people are trying to live and work here.
boko haram bombed the police headquarters, united nations building and now a catholic church filled with worshippers. they are being emboldened daily by government's seeming lack of ideas to tackle this menace or outright politization of the whole problem. Should people maintain silence and keep turning the other cheek until innocentl children are bombed out of schools or well meaming people can no longer move freely on the streets? A lot of sponsors of boko haram are among the northern elite, emirs & traditional rulers. When there are no reprisals, they usually don't see the need to call their erring subjects to order, this has been proved severally in the past.
Religion / Re: Reprisals For Today's Christmas Day Bombings In Nigeria by splitnaija(m): 11:13pm On Dec 25, 2011
Bombing a place of worship filled with innocent worshippers is the height of intolerance and impunity by any group. I personally feel some things shouldn't be taken lightly no matter one's religious believes.
Religion / Re: Our Islam,allah And Mohamed Are Symbols Of Peace.inspite Of Boko Haram's Acts by splitnaija(m): 9:11pm On Dec 25, 2011
Don't go mosques again. Stay at home, read your bible and pray in the privacy of your home until you are able to relocate to a locality where you can practice whatever you believe in.
Religion / Reprisals For Today's Christmas Day Bombings In Nigeria by splitnaija(m): 8:04pm On Dec 25, 2011
I'm seriously of the opinion that there should be some serious reprisals for toay's Christmas day bombings in Northern Nigeria -I mean something of the scale of the famous Zango-Kattaf stuff.
Does anyone feel the same way here?
Politics / Re: Christmas Day: Boko Haram Bomb Catholic Church In Madalla by splitnaija(m): 5:27pm On Dec 25, 2011
Any retaliatory attacks by Christians yet? I'm sick & tired  of this monopoly being enjoyed by islamic Boko Ha.R.A.M.s
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Claims 5 Bombings by splitnaija(m): 5:21pm On Dec 25, 2011
Any retaliatory attacks by Christians yet? I'm really tired of this monopoly being enjoyed by islamic Boko Ha.R.A.M.s
Romance / Re: Cohabitation Before Marriage, Yes Or No by splitnaija(m): 4:24pm On Dec 15, 2011
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Good. Now concentrate on you fccking thread and mind the kind of wh***s you associate with.

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Nairaland / General / Re: *~OAM4J Is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2011 *~ Congratulations!!! by splitnaija(m): 7:47am On Dec 08, 2011
INSPIRED_M>>>>One of the few honest Nigerians around.
Politics / Re: I Won’t Quit Politics Until Sustainable Democracy Is Entrenched - Buhari by splitnaija(m): 12:51pm On Nov 28, 2011
^^^ Don't worry, come 2015 Nigeria will spilt as predicted. Then you and your General Buhari can lord it over all your kolanut eating dudes up north since he's the only candidate you all can think of in your entire lifetime.
Politics / Re: I Won’t Quit Politics Until Sustainable Democracy Is Entrenched - Buhari by splitnaija(m): 12:48pm On Nov 28, 2011
@GenBuhari

Aren't you tired of posting a speech that is almost 30 years old all over the place? The world has since evolved beyond that dude.
Politics / Re: I Won’t Quit Politics Until Sustainable Democracy Is Entrenched - Buhari by splitnaija(m): 12:43pm On Nov 28, 2011
I've always known that any soldier that weeps in public can never be trusted ,
TV/Movies / Re: How Much Do You Watch Tv? by splitnaija(m): 11:00pm On Nov 27, 2011
Like 1 hour a day, just to listen to news while taking dinner. I'm more engrossed with NL these days.
Religion / Re: Why Infant Baptism Should Stop! by splitnaija(m): 10:22pm On Nov 27, 2011
fredie107:

Infant baptism isn't Biblical,  A should b dedicated to God not baptized. If baptism saves as somebody claimed then the robber @ d right of Jesus on d cross wil not be save, because he waznt baptized,  Baptism comes after one hz acknkowledged his sins, confess Christ as Lord and Savior then U r qualified,  A CHILD KNOWS NOTHING
This is where I have a problem with you "born again" folks, you always interprete the bible upside down in an effort to prove that you are more knowledgeable than other christians biblically.

How can you say that because the thief was pardoned by the Saviour himself, it means baptism wasn't necessary for salvation? Depending on the circumstance, Jesus can determine who enters the kingdom, baptism or no baptism, sin or no sin. He has the prerogative.

And if I may ask, was it written anywhere in the bible that the robber  was never baptized prior to his meeting with Christ on the cross? We can even deduce that the robber was baptized because he confessed his sins before Christ on the cross, admitting that he deserved the punishment being meted out to him. He even went further to ask to be remembered in the Father's kingdom meaning he believed in Christ at that point. What else is baptism?
Celebrities / Re: Photo;Aki's Traditional Wedding With Njeoma by splitnaija(m): 5:08pm On Nov 27, 2011
Baba God, abeg oooo  may my money never run dry so I can continue to do exploits like Aki!

Who says money doesn't answereth all things? cheesy cheesy

Aki, happy married life jooo! Carry go grin grin
Culture / Re: Eyo Festival 2011. Calling All Happy Lagosians by splitnaija(m): 11:18am On Nov 27, 2011
Eko Ile:



beautiful chics, all these for eyo
Romance / Re: Do University Relationships Ever Lead To Marriage? by splitnaija(m): 11:07am On Nov 27, 2011
I don't know what you all are saying here cos mine sure ended in marriage. But by & large, there are no fast rules, everything depends on the normal laws of probability like in every other relationship.

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Family / Re: Man Raises Family Under Lagos Bridge by splitnaija(m): 10:16pm On Nov 26, 2011
Jarus:

BREAKDOWN OF NAIJA A/C CONTRIBUTIONS
1, Charcover - 10k
2, 9ijaman - 10k
3, Phemmy - 10k
4, Militia Dewdrops - 15k
5, Firearm - 3k
6, Anonymous - 5k
7, Joagbaje -100k
8, RonkeBp - 10k
9, Sheriffman - 3k
10, H&L Brokers - 10k
11, FTmom - 10k
12, Vicjustice - 10k
13, Gabng - 10k
14, Initials BAA - 10k
15,Web Extreme Concept - 2k
16, Initials AGT - 5k
17, Initials FO - 5k
18, Initials AH - 5k
TOTAL                                           N233,000
Amount Used to Date -                     N102,200
BALANCE                                      N130,800

By Monday, we will continue with the furnishing and getting other things for them. By Friday next week, by God's grace, we should have set them up fully and decide on the continuity of this kind of humanitarian service as is being mooted on the other thread on Nairaland Charity.
Naija a/c number pls, God bless you all.
Politics / Re: Ojukwu (Dim Chukwuemeka Odimegwu) Is Dead by splitnaija(m): 9:58am On Nov 26, 2011
May his soul rest in peace.

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