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I used  MTN's Adata C-track but it failed 8 months into a 12-month subscription period and thank God my car wasn't stolen

Now, I use black magic (baba suwe type) and it's very effective (NDLEA can testify to that)

GEJ has finally lost it

Ebeeluv:
I broke up with him cos he was too possesive and abusive.

He used to lock me up and went out with the key whenever he didnt want me to go out

@Ebeeluv
Imagine a scenario where he locks you up and goes with the key. Suddenly, there is a fire outbreak and you're trapped. How would you have escaped? Thank your God the relationship finally broke up.

@OP

I just graduated then, waiting for NYSC posting and was so unsure what the future holds. She was in 100L, going to 200L and was engaged to a suitor who was well established and desperately needed to settle down in life -had a company of his own, fleet of cars, well-loaded financially and was ready to see her through shool etc., etc. (I got to know of this from some mutual friends and she didn't deny when I asked).
I broke up (but nicely though) because I was shocked she could double-date despite the love and care from the other guy and I felt I could be treated same way in the future (may be I was wrong).

lefulefu:
Natasha dem swear for u? .Fear no even catch u to come in here and spam my thread .Ok i know the right drug for u .

@lefulefu
Shoo!! You still get mouth to talk?

Allow your Ex Into your House For Visit. Anything Bad?

Everything is bad with it, talking from experience.

We lay too much emphasis on paper qualification in Naija. Until that is discouraged, we shall continue to have "mercenaries" in our exam halls.

High-heels, painful braids, contact lens, skin toning, ear-piercing, etc, etc.

If you're not naturally endowed as in being bursty and big-a$$ed, you're just wasting your time with guys like me -no matter the pains

When you have a highly focussed lady for a wife, the decision is a whole lot easier to make.

@OP

I'm happy you were not harmed, you certainly will recover your vehicle as it most likely was used as a getaway vehicle.

But next time, avoid being too nice because the naija good samaritan has long been killed by kidnappers, militants, armed-robbers, yahoo-yahoo boys, Boko Haram members, etc, etc.

Another disheartening news.

@Poster

There is nothing wrong in trying other men _{so long as I'm next after your boyfriends's friend}

Mrs, Chima:
It been that long huh?

MAJORITY of the men lasts about 2 seconds anyway.

Dear Mrs. Chima, it has a lot to do with whom you've been involved with so far. Otherwise, the almighty Okafor's law of Congodynamics wouldn't have still been holding forte till this moment.

deprince0:
yes ofcourse, Sir, u failed to mention pending revolution in the church where offering and tithe that should be used to maintain the body of Christ wholesomely, is used to purchase private jets and denying the faith in Christ,and the gospel of Christ in Christ displaced for mamonic gospel. Oneday God himself will stand to judge church fund embezzlers and mamonic preachers.

Gbam!!!

There is just this part of me that won't stand ladies, who might want to play hard to get

Waooo!!!  I thought I was alone with this trait, now I know I have a pal in you dude!!!

I think all these fake prophets are getting intoxicated by their loots. The other day it was TB Joshua, today it's Oyedepo. How better are they than the politicians they are castigating?

They brainwash people to part with their hard-earned money in return for "supernatural blessings" while they use the tithe and offerings to live like kings on earth. Is there any among them that doesn't own a private jet, Private University, bullet-proof cars, security escorts, etc, etc. while their followers wallow in abject poverty? I get so really upset when all these pulpit thieves venture out of their looting domains to give unsolicited predictions.

And by the way, who needs a "prophet" to know a revolution is imminent going by the current trend of things?

I can't remember the last time NDLEA found nothing in her investigations, I smell something fishy in this case.

prokure:
Afor is an important market/events day in Igbo culture and folk lore, and Oke means 'head male' or 'male head' depending on the one you understand better.
So, okeafor which can be spelled and written as okafor loosely translate to male head of afor.
It can be adjudged to be 'a very strong male'.
You are all welcome.

Thanks for the clarification.

cycline404:
Abi now who will pay there transport fare to all those areas they re touring,

Funny really

Mr--Why:
I am not obsessed with "organized religion" as I prefer Reason and Spirituality over that anytime any day.

You spoke my mind.

mikeywise:
@poster, no matter how much we try to shy away from it,whether hypotesis or law, the ascertion is very true.most people will deny it but deep down, they know its the truth. :d

@mikeywise
Thanks.

4teelaw:
well, Okafor's Law is real! I fell for it over and over again, and ended up breaking up an engagement with someone else to marry "my okafor's law", because what's the use of getting married when you will still cheat with "okafor's law" so kukuma marry am na! abi how you check am!
And trust me 2yrs don waka, we still de carry go!

Great!!! The boldened is more like an anti-dote to this dreaded law. Hope we all are learning (especially the ladies).

Owu gal:
wow. wow. and wow.
okafors law. thats strange
what r u talking about.?
there r many celibate women u know

They are better of as celibates. Otherwise, the might fall under the full weight of this powerful law!!!

Posted by: chipmunkey  
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@OP you're so crazy, I'm not sure who is crazier between you and your Boss.

But I'm not the proponent of the hypothesis

okafor is the nigerian don juan
legend has it that he slept with 3500 women in his youth.

^^^ Not me, I stumbled on it. The amazing part of the formula to me is the "congo shining" that tends to infinity!!!

The first time I heard about Okafor's law was when I was a Youth Corper.
I overhead my boss then jokingly saying to his friend he was going to apply Okafor's law on a certain person.
As a bloody Corper, I had no guts to ask him anything about the said law as that could mean insurbodination. But somehow, I stumbled on it on the internet a while ago and was amazed.

Okafor's Law of Congodynamics

C1 + P = C∞
It states that once a Congo has been shined once (C1) , it can always be shined (C∞ ) provided it was shined properly ( P) the previous times.

In scientific circles, opinion is divided as to whether it is actually a law or just a hypothesis. There is a large body of evidence to suggest that it is a law but there are others who think it is merely a hypothesis and does not take into account other variables such as M (marital status), O (opportunity) and F (Financial status) of either one or both of the parties.

Now having read through, I want responses on how true and reliable this law is.

1. Has anyone ever fallen victim of this law?
2. Does it apply to only females?
3. Does it have a validity period?
4. Are there other laws or hypotheses by this scientist called Okafor?
5. What does the name Okafor really mean?

Flower no be money. Most Naija relationships are "money for hand, back for ground".

The name of the toaster (your name): Splitnaija

Tell us vital stats we need to know about U: Rich, handsome, intelligent, married,  in late 30s.

The person you are eyeing: BootyOnMe

Why are u eyeing the person: Just admiring here guts and openness

Do you need the person to reply you or not: No

Or basically a question for the person to answer: No question

Not only can I marry a 3rd class degree holder, I will so much shower her will love that her contemporaries with 1st class degrees will wish they had made 3rd class!!!

All these naija babes sef!

I met one the other day who declined to even sip a glass of Heieneken on the grounds that she doesn't take alcohol. A week later, I ran into her on my way home from work and offered to drop her off since she was heading in my direction. To my surprise, she was oozing of dry gin and this was just around 7:00 p.m. When I asked if she had been drinking, she only smiled and said the gum she was chewing had alcoholic flavour!!!