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Where are all the biblical scholars on NL? This debate is becoming lopsided.

LagosShia:
MORE BEAUTIFUL ATTRIBUTES OF GOD IN THE HOLY QURAN:

HOLY QURAN 59:22-24:
He is Allah , other than whom there is no deity, Knower of the unseen and the witnessed. He is the Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful.
He is Allah , other than whom there is no deity, the Sovereign, the Pure, the Perfection, the Bestower of Faith, the Overseer, the Exalted in Might, the Compeller, the Superior. Exalted is Allah above whatever they associate with Him.
He is Allah , the Creator, the Inventor, the Fashioner; to Him belong the best names. Whatever is in the heavens and earth is exalting Him. And He is the Exalted in Might, the Wise.

Where does prohet mohammed come in here ? (piss be upon him)

Okija_Juju, didoflek & tEsLim are right on spot.

Cyber6 & Lagacity have the most hilarious responses so far

@ LeoMax: There is God! Just look within yourself deeply and you will realize that.

lefulefu:
mikron maybe u have a point but come to think of it why is it tht most naija girls are fond of trying to seduce the father of their boyfriends?

I thought most naija women (singles especially) were more into seducing their daughters' boyfriends.

andyanders:
@splitnaija
You , called a man of God Senior Pophet T. B. Joshua "Stup.id?  In the name of Jesus, you will become stup.id as whatever you have pronounced about him will return back to you same way you pronounced it. As you said he is stupi.d, if he is a stup.id man, let it be according to your word. If he is not stup.id, you will become what you said he is in Jesus name. Amen
Touch not my anointed and do my prophet n harm.

@andyanders

All I can see from your post is that you are even more stu.pid than your so-called man of god and I'm really not surprised at that. Afterall, you're most likely a member of the flock he shepherds (a clear case of birds of a kind flocking together).

Do you think Jesus would have meddled on issues as worldly and trivial as a team winning or losing a football match to the extent of publicly making a prediction? Or do you think everyone is as dull as you brainwashed "sheep" of all these religious clowns parading themselves all over the place?

I know this Jesus more than you and all your fake prophets combined, including T.B. Joshua. The only difference between you and them is that they smile to the banks at the expense of your own stup.idity (and that of all others like you), and use you gullible mor.ons to win more slow-thinkers into their folds so as to help propagate their lies, deceits, exploitations and manipulations. So, continue in your delusion.

jim shimfe:
woh to you for speaking against the man of God. i wonder why some people behave the way they do, if your father had said this, would you have gone to speak so degradingly about him? what more of a vessel of God. whether you are a christian or muslim, i know we have so many fake men/women of God but allow their works or God to judge them.
whether he predicted or not, the truth is we played as if it was a friendly match or we needed just a draw in the 1st half. The 2nd half we improve our game, but played to the gallery most times in front of goal.most of all our defence line let us down.look at the friendly against Ghana, the defence struggled to keep pace

Let your T.B. and all other fake prophets keep their predictions to themselves and their brainwashed congregations, we don't need them giving unsolicited predictions all over the place.

T.B. whatever, you are as stup.id as the idi.ots that took your predictions seriously. Why don't you just concentrate on your looting in the name of god and shut the fuc.k up about football?

So, because Boko Haram is killing innocent people in the north, innocent northerners who are living peacefully in the south/Niger Delta should be expelled or killed as well? That is rubbish thinking to me.

But I thought you Egbesu guys threatened to take the battle to the door step of Boko Haram in the north, why the sudden reversal in strategy? I hope you haven't forgotten in a hurry what OBJ did to your group at Odi? History could simply repeat itself. Afterall, OBJ is GEJ's number1 adviser.

^^^ Thanks but post is better off without that ugly pic

Nothing wrong. I sure need one to "confide in" just in case madam is indisposed.

Abeg, wey all the wafi people for hia? Wafi pidgin no get part 2, if dey take am toast u, u must fall even b/4 u hear all d yarnings.

pkv:
maybe is a 9te school na

Not impossible

St. Finbarr's College, Lagos -1957

With almost all ra.p.e cases in Naija being associated with the Igbo race now, I'm just getting worried my Igbo girlfriend might get me ra.ped some day

Iliveon:
Dimeji Bank'ole was asked if he thinks whether a-like of Arab Uprising can ever happen in Nigeria, He answered "NEVER", but one day one day monkey go go market and e no go return o.

Uprising in Nigeria is real, commencement date is 1st Jan 2012 -same date for FUEL SUBSIDY REMOVAL.

FUEL SUBSIDY REMOVAL = THE BEGINNING OF THE NIGERIAN REVOLUTION

@OP

Good thread.

Pls for how much can your deliver 2004 Nissan Pathfinder LE Platinum Edition to Lagos? Mileage shouldn't be more than 85,000.

Pls, how can I withdraw my vote for GEJ

afroil:
simplest task on Earth.Just cheat on him very right in his presence(arange it, u understand beta). He is even d one dat will volunterily dump u after shooting u. Dirty LovePeddler LIKe U, wen u don milk his pocket nd Fluid finish u wan run comot,abi? s[b]mellin SLUT, ASHAWOOOOOOOO, ole & oleh(lazy HARLOT)[/b]

Bros, take am easy abeg until she formally announces you as the one to be dumped Who knows, she could still change her mind in your favour

If her husband could relocate because of the perceived threat, why didn't he change the wife's mobile number as well and let's see how the guy would have managed to get the new line.

[quote author=Yemi_Unltd link=topic=778921.msg9316489#msg9316489 date=1318339912]Sometime you may find you need to dump a girl if you cant envision any meaningful future with her

I can only come up with these. Choose according to your morality:-
1.   Call her and calmly explain things to her - reasons etc
2.   Get annoyed at her slightest 'mess-up' and use that as an excuse to dump her
3.   Do it 'Nollywood Style' (one of your sugar-mouth guy gets to take her out and you get to stumble upon them/her redhanded) - there, you get your excuse to dump her
4.   Start making issues of her bad traits you've got to put up with before (if she lies etc)
5.   Stop giving her cash and gifts like Daddy Christmas and trust me she'll be gone before you get a chance to dump her.
6.   Start rolling with another Hoe - better still have another hoe around the moment you know she'll be visiting (but you may lucky if you escape with a broken skull )[/quote]I'm okay with number 2.

Chei, see better chicitos for Bonny eeee!!! 

@Poster

Abeg when is the next boat leaving from PHC

Pls I'd like responses too but the scenario is reversed cos I'm looking for ways to dump a lady

@OP
Why did you wait till your friend got pregnant before realizing he/she shouldn't be involved in such relationship? If you had advised him/her earlier, probably there wouldn't have been any unwanted pregnancy.

Good Girl:
Some even go to the point of GOING DOWN ON THEIR KNEES to plead with a husband/boyfriend not to leave her. . . .!! Jesus Christ of Nazareth. . .!! I think that's a bit on the extreme. . . !!

That's how to be a Good Girl Woman in Africa

okeyxyz:
all the guys who r here posting messages to disuade the OP, rather than giving informed advice, saying "what will be will be", "accept your lot", "god this god that", so who's being ignorant. if she's rich enough, there are procedures that have proved successful to sellect the sex of an embryo, enable one to conceive if one is having difficulties with that, you can even have your own eggs fertilized & another person will bear the pregnancy & delivery for you. as long as u are biologically able to produce fertile eggs & your husband able to produce fertile Fluid, then there's no reason u can't have a child of your choosing. just speak to the right knowledgeable people & not the ones telling you it's your fate or that u r antagonizing god, meanwhile they themselves are working hard to achieve their wants instead of waiting on the same god to give them all they need. do a thorough search of the internet(google, wikipedia, etc) & you'd get useful info.

Thank you my brother, don't  mind all these hypocrites who are saying one thing publicly and doing the exact opposite behind the scene.

If you have sound advice, pls give the woman and let her decide for herself.

I know of a lady (a colleague of mine actually) who have three girls and is carrying a fourth pregnancy right now (not sure of mode of delivery though whether CS or normal). She said she was done with child-bearing three years ago when she had the third baby, I don't know if this fourth pregnancy is a "mistake" like most women always say or it is as a result of being in a somewhat similar situation as the poster.

Apart from the danger and risk to her health, I personally don't see anything wrong in her trying again.

I totally agree here.

I've banked with Firstbank for over 10 years now and I can say the bank is simply in a class of its own.

Kudos to Firstbank.

ifyalways:
They are right here?

You browsing with a Chinko phone?

Well, my Chinko PC still can't display them