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CrimeRe: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by splitnaija(m): 1:39pm On Sep 23, 2011
The following want to see the victim before believing the video is real. If you see the girl, kindly contact them.

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CrimeRe: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by splitnaija(m): 1:38pm On Sep 23, 2011
The following want to see the victim before believing the video is real. If you see the girl, kindly contact them.

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CrimeRe: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by splitnaija(m): 12:38pm On Sep 23, 2011
coogar:
the definition of a cougar is a mountain lion who feeds on twits like you for lunch.
Good, but you're not an animal or are you? You are human and the definition of a human Coogar is as posted earlier. I'm re-posting again so you can compare and contrast dumb-arse, !!! Or did I create the coogar handle for you? Idi.oot!!!

Coogar: A woman aged 40 years or older who preys on younger men. During a hunt, she can often be spotted by her leopard print outfit, which makes her feel and look younger and behave irrationally.
CrimeRe: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by splitnaija(m): 12:31pm On Sep 23, 2011
pinkrex:
Don't you see that your brain has been splited grin grin grin grin grin
Some nuts are obviously missing undecided
Abeg, go sit down, woman wrapper. You watched rappee video, you couldn't figure any lead from it and yet you still have the audacity to come here and type nonsense. Do you think you were watching a blue film that you couldn't pick out anything from the video? Abeg shift!!!
CrimeRe: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by splitnaija(m): 12:15pm On Sep 23, 2011
coogar:
you have never been into the four walls of any school in your entire life, you [i]c[/i]unt!
except that you have not made any meaningful contribution but hollow sound-bites expected from a homoerotic neophyte!
Definition of Coogar: A woman aged 40 years or older who preys on younger men. During a hunt, she can often be spotted by her leopard print outfit, which makes her feel and look younger and behave irrationally.

A lot of well-meaning contributions have been made without you seeing reasons with them. In your disillusioned coogar state, all you do is rain abuses and insults on every view point that is at variance with yours. To me, it's a waste of precious time re-inventing the wheel. So, having known your type (I've met several of you coogars anyway), what I do is simply put you on the defensive right from the onset and it works like magic cheesy cheesy cheesy.
CrimeRe: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by splitnaija(m): 12:05pm On Sep 23, 2011
chamber2:
We are talking about investigative processes here, a youtube video of a violated Nigerian lady is enough evidence for the appropriate authority to move swiftly into action.

It seems am arguing with a dropout .
I knew like 30 posts ago, arguing with her is like hitting a brick wall.
CrimeRe: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by splitnaija(m): 11:54am On Sep 23, 2011
^^^ Don't mind Pinkrex, Coogar, Bootyme, etc.    ,  . . ,  . .Birds of a kind. At least one has admitted being a LovePeddler, I hope others will follow suit and stop wasting peoples time here. Awon Omo ko mo, Ado furooo!!!!!
CrimeRe: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by splitnaija(m): 11:05am On Sep 23, 2011
BootyOnMe:
I look like person weh dey go near agberos for cabin biscuit and fanta?
I NEVER WENT ANY WHERE NEAR CULTISTS IN MY LIFE(VERY LOW PROFILE) cool
My hand nor dey for 'wuzzzup' boys and happening girls on campus.
Not my portion. . .and will NEVER be my portion.
R-ape victims are not vocal. . .they are pretty subdued.[/b]

First of all. . .I don't keep female friends(the chief middlemen that can set you up with ra-pists)
I don't do 'loud' guys who keep all kinds of friends who smoke 'IGBO' and get drunk like "Klint De Drunk"!

Lastly, ANY guy I choose to date must come and pick me from home. . .where my family members MUST see him.
I ALWAYS LET THE WORLD KNOW WHERE I AM GOING. . . I don give some of my familiy members(NOT FRIENDS) all the phone numbers of the men wey I dey go do. . .locally or INTERNATIONALLY. kiss

Lastly, [b]I pay my men. . . not the other way round. . . as with 'cheap ashewos'
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I said it! Ok, it's now confirmed we have professional whores on this threadl!!! Bootyme, I commend your courage and I hope Cooga will take a learning from that. No doubt Cooga is a rape-victim suffering from hallucination, I want to personally apologize to all well-meaning contributors to this thread for all her unwarranted name-calling so far. Let's try and understand her predicament cool cool cool
CrimeRe: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by splitnaija(m): 7:28am On Sep 23, 2011
I smell some former rappistss & rapee victims on this thread - Pinkrex, MissMeiya, Cicero, Bootyme, Cooga, etc. Please we need more ex-convicts and victims to speak up passionately as all these are doing at the moment, that is the only way we can make progress with this investigation. The Nigeria Police can not fully be relied upon. cool cool cool
PoliticsRe: Security Sources Claim Mamman Nur Killed Babakura Fugu by splitnaija(m): 7:09am On Sep 19, 2011
OBJ should visit more of their leaders pls grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: OBJ Unexpectedly Visits Jos by splitnaija(m): 6:57pm On Sep 16, 2011
Sam567:
Carry on Baba, i wonder what Buhari has done since all these issues started. Him just wan be President, na so e easy,

OBJ has moved this country forward more than any other leader in our past. Take it or leave it.
I agree with you except on his administration's handling of Bakassi
EducationRe: University Of Benin Orders Immediate Closure Over Impending Boko Haram Bombing by splitnaija(m): 6:44pm On Sep 16, 2011
Phoenix6278:
Rumors are just flying everywhere o, but to the best of my knowledge school activities are still on. No bomb was detonated only dat security has been heightened. ♏ posting from uniben
Please let me know when any bomb goes off. I will be waiting grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: I Do Not Support Boko Haram - Tinubu by splitnaija(m): 6:42pm On Sep 16, 2011
dayokanu:
What is the result of the Questioning of Dokpesi, Chima, Henry Okah and other Odechukwu Retardeen Jonathan brother who decided to blow the country upabout a year ago?
That word again? I'm out of here!
EducationRe: Public School Boy Scores 310 In UTME & 75% In Post UTME by splitnaija(m): 6:41pm On Sep 16, 2011
Very encouraging.
HealthRe: Gombe's Deputy Governor Flown To Germany For Medical Care by splitnaija(m): 6:37pm On Sep 16, 2011
Stu.pid Nigerian politicians and leaders. How many foreigners get flown into Nigeria for treatment? Idiots.
SportsRe: Team Nigeria Wins More Gold At All African Games by splitnaija(m): 6:35pm On Sep 16, 2011
Good news.
FamilyRe: Should I Go For Adoption by splitnaija(m): 6:28pm On Sep 16, 2011
rhemakc:
Come 2 my church, u wil definitely have a baby there. your case is just small. All u need is a rugged faith and believe dat God wil grant your request. Some thing might b behind your not having a child. Just come come 2 CHRIST CRUSADERS DELIVERANCE MINISTRY. For more info contact me on rhemakc@yahoo.com. Childlessness of 16yrs and above, God of Crusaders Ministry made them laugh like d case of Abraham and Sarah etc. Adoption should not be your next option, come 2 God,
What happens if she doesn't have a baby even after coming to your church? I know your answer will be that her faith is not strong enough or she doesn't have much believe in God. But that will be after milking her dry with your endless demand for tithes, offerings and seed sowing.

Please stop all these deceit in the name of God.
FamilyRe: Your Mom Of 58 Years Old by splitnaija(m): 6:23pm On Sep 16, 2011
Education has no age-limit.
Christianity EtcRe: When God Does Not Answer Your Prayers by splitnaija(m): 6:08pm On Sep 16, 2011
;d;d;d:d
PoliticsRe: Fashola’s Aides Assault Journalists . by splitnaija(m): 5:35pm On Sep 16, 2011
Thank God it wasn't Fashola that assaulted the Journalists. All these press people sef angry angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: Ijaws Attack Binis Over Ownership Of Gelegele Land In Edo State by splitnaija(m): 5:17pm On Sep 16, 2011
Batubo:
After more than 50 years in a land,people should no longer be seen as migrants. The Ijaws of Edo have right just as obua,Ebocha and other clans in Rivers state who migrated from EDO have

The igbo people here claiming parts of Rivers state
the Ijaw nation=d. Eastern Delta
1. Nembe
2. Kalabari
3. Okrika
4. Ibani Bonny

e. Eastern Delta Fringe
1. Nkoro
2. Opobo

These are the Ijaw towns in Rivers state. If you doubt you can go kick rocks
I don't quite agree with the part in bold. I have a kalabari babe from Abonnema, the last time I innocently called her an ijaw girl, she almost cracked my skull with the bottle of kai-kai she was taking grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Rumors In Nigeria: Best Nigerian Rumours So Far? by splitnaija(m): 6:45pm On Sep 15, 2011
stone07:
That Mighty Igor and Sandoka is the strongest man in the world.
Oh, Sandoka!!! Reminds me of my childhood a lot grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
EducationRe: Ogun To Reduce The Number Of Tertiary Institutions by splitnaija(m): 6:43pm On Sep 15, 2011
Mscheeew
BusinessRe: Banks Are Recovering From Distress - Sanusi by splitnaija(m): 6:29pm On Sep 15, 2011
hollandis:
why is this fool not talking about boko harem again.The most intelligent person in the north happens to be this ingrate
shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: inlove by splitnaija(m): 6:27pm On Sep 15, 2011
Just passing
PoliticsRe: Osama Bin Laden Is Alive - Abdulmutallab by splitnaija(m): 6:22pm On Sep 15, 2011
Stu.pid boy. You neva start, na so Americans go remove nuts from your brain one by one until you begin call Hillary Clinton your mama.
Mscheeew.
RomanceRe: Do You Prefer "dating" Or "courting" by splitnaija(m): 5:57pm On Sep 15, 2011
No, I prefer marriage grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Silly Reasons Nigerians Fall In Love by splitnaija(m): 5:53pm On Sep 15, 2011
I can't believe this. Blackberry? huh huh No wonder angry angry angry
FamilyRe: Ladies Would You Encourage Your Husband To Take A Second Wife If: by splitnaija(m): 4:53pm On Sep 15, 2011
WARNING! WARNING!!WARNING

No cheating by any woman (under any guise) will be tolerated!!! Only men are allowed to cheat so they don't wade the big stick of taking a 2nd wife tongue

You're warned!!!  grin grin grin

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