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guy go for deliverance otherwise situation might make you turn into a warlock tomorrow...na your future dem dey see no be how nice you dey today

Blurpy:
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i am looking for a pharmacist that can let me use his or her license to open a pharmacy in Lagos for an annual fee, if you are willing, DM me pls lets chat

evansjeff:
Recently I've been very bothered about myself. I'm a guy of around 30 but some things that still worry my heart is really disturbing. I will start like this.

1. Something embarrassing happened some time last year when I travelled home for visit. They bought a goat and was looking for who to kill it, me knowing I'm the most senior man at home jejely went into ghost mode, everyone started looking for me, in the end I had to come out but shamelessly told them I can't kill it. They had to call a 16 year old opposite neighbour to do it while my younger ones helped him hold the goat. I couldn't even stand the sight of seeing the goat struggling for life while receiving knife in the throat. I left there immediately.

2. You might think it's normal for goat until I tell you that I can't kill a chicken or rat, last Christmas, I badly wanted to buy a life chicken because I beleive it's more healthy, but who will kill it? Bae was around, I don't want any embarrassment so I jejely bought frozen chicken . There is a wall gecko strolling around my room for weeks now, but I can't kill it, it becomes embarrassing any time I have a visitor

3. The most recent is, there are two birds trying to build a house in my lobby, I kept destroying the house but they didn't give up, it got to a point, I felt bad for the poor birds, what if they don't have a house? what if I'm the one building a house with all my strength and government keeps destroying it? I had to leave them to build. My neighbour said he killed the birds that tried doing that in his house but me can i do that? No. i just tire.

4. Lastly, When travelling and there's an accident, people rush out to watch but I dare not else the trauma will remain for months, I can't stand the sight of blood and body cuts.

Any time I think about killing an animal, I ask myself, what if I'm the one being held by boko haram or killer herdsmen and about to be slaughtered? How excruciating the pain can be.

Any time I think about crushing a cockroach, I ask myself, what if I'm the one trying to cross the high way and dangote trailer crushes me?

So guys, am I normal? Do I need to see a doctor or a psychologist?

Give me the money you want to pay the psychologist pls.

1. You are born a vegetarian

2. You are an animal right activist and can work as a Vet

3. You need to relocate abroad because we Nigerians obey God and He said kill and eat so we have to obey so we kill and eat everything except humans though we dont have Chinese appetite

They want the beauties to get wasted....they would have been redeployed to QUILOX instead..not fair na

Incomplete story. Where is their picture?

E get one man! Mr freaky freaky who likes to bleeb in hotel rooms cos he cant come except he sees a woman urinating...once it is time to cum oga will tell babe to ipen her pussy wide and pee on the bed and Mr nasty nasty will start peeing out his sperm simultaneously.

This is why some freaky men like to watch women pee

apexc4435:
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Is it free?

Sneaked into girlfriends family house through the Window at mid night, had fun and we both slept off. Day don break how I wan take go house? Everyone is sitting outside.

paxonel:
I HAVE SAID IT, THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT THIS MAN THAT MADE HIS WIFE TO RUN AWAY

Thinking what I'm thinking

Jesuisbelle:
Your husband is controlled by his bodily urges, it's a sex addiction and you have become his personal sperm disposal unit if you don't take a stand. His type will still cheat, watch pornography because it's always in his imagination. I can see some women think their only role is to service Oga just because he paid your bride price and made you a Mrs!!! You are a woman, someone's daughter with human dignity! If you like continue submitting because you want to please him to your own unhappiness. Sex is not everything in marriage. Nne don't kill yourself, dat everyday own is a very big No!!! To me, if u don't have strength explain to him if he gets angry allow him to get angry in peace he will be alright las las, no be today dem don begin dey get angry on matter like dat

Sounds like what is coming from a sex starved jealous woman. Bible said he that cannot hokd himself should marry. So who should she save her pussy for? If the mam was doing it once a month she would have still complained

Julietsim:
My husband and I have been married for almost 2 years now. He is a very good man . He is not a cheating type. The only thing is he likes sex so much that he always wants to have it everyday. I am tired. This lockdown has even increase the issue.

Please how can one cope? Is there any married lady that has experienced this. How did you handle it?

Enjoy it while it last. I beleive your husband is under 40yrs old besides you are still newly married. A time will come when stress will set in and he wont even remember sex exist. The strength of a man doesnt last forever. Right now your husband's goals are very minimal by the time he remembers unmet goals you will be the one to come back here to cry and ask gor kayamata to attract him back

Will wait for Nairaland to analyze the broadcast and break it down for me.

Ishilove:
Dog Lovers, Please I Need Advise On My Rott's Naughty Behavior

I have a one and a half year old Rottweiler named Gift and I don't understand him anymore. We can't chastise him again when he misbehaves because he bares his teeth and growls menacingly at us if we try to spank him for being naughty. He welcomes us when we come home like any loyal, loving pet, but yesterday he shocked me. Usually as we are about to enter the house he playfully holds one foot down so we can't enter, or he jumps on you and hugs you tight so you can't move. When I got back from work yesterday I was exhausted and I didn't have energy for his play so I hugged him briefly but as I entered the house I mistakenly stepped on his right hindpaw.

He howled, left me, and lunged at me, this time to bite me. He actually narrowly missed my arm.

I was mad. I turned and yelled "Gift are you mad?" He bared his fangs and barked at me. Me sef I bared my teeth at him and ordered him to stand down. He growled, me sef I growled back. Do you know this dog kept advancing menacingly at me and barking? I quickly borrowed myself brain and locked the door. Werey dog.

I can't shoo Matilda, my chicken in his presence. He covers her with his body and warns me away. And now, the most perplexing thing is he now marking every where in the compound. My sib came visiting and before he entered the house, he quickly relieved himself outside because he was very pressed. Do you know Gift went to where the dude urinated and peed on top? It has gotten so bad now that Gift entered the house and marked different sections of the corridor and smaller dining area with pee.

Now, I don't know if this is classic Rott behavior or if he is just being indisciplined. I confess we spoilt him a bit because he is such a sweet animal when he is not misbehaving.

How do we discipline a dog that has grown wings? He is well socialised so it's not a case of too much isolation.

It seems you cheated on him by calling another dog a good boy and he is trying to be territorial so you don't bring in another dog to come take his place.. He loves and cant stand sharing you.

Had a yorkshire terrier that sleeps in my room and one day an alsatian came to visit and all I saw was the yorkshire marking every corner in the house and even my leg to warn the other dog to stay away from me

The fear of covid one 9

Putting sugar inside a pot of soup thinking it was salt.

Using groundnut oil to cook soup and couldn't swallow eba with it

freshkpomo:
http://saharareporters.com/2020/04/18/covid-19-despite-guidelines-social-distancing-large-crowd-turn-out-abba-kyaris-burial

Watch videos


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7MXrReVljo


I am not a fan of confusion but I think Nigerians deserve an apology for this. This same government have been ruthless with the stay at-home stuff, shutting down every stuff across their path that may lead to convergence of individual, some were lucky to be taken to court, why the unlucky ones were shot dead by men on uniform. Nobody should be immune or above the law, Social distancing should be for all.

God bless Nigeria.

Lets hope the rest of them of them will test positive in 10 days

I will personally invite the coffin guys to come carry him and dance for 1 week

Waiting for page 50

The first thing that will open in May 2020 in the US according to President Trump is schools and day care center because parents have admitted all their kids are crackheads and Teachers are superheroes

Watch these videos also. The lockdown is almost over


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0ExmNl2CQA



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iji_BOorCEE

Better! So that we in the abroad can also receive something though it cant be compared to the $1,200 stimulus checks they are dashing citizens here.

E dey pain me

May God make me a citizen sooner than I expect IJN.

TalkTalkTwins:
Hello guys,

Good day everyone!

I just have a little problem, though it is not a problem except that I like my hair grown... haha!
Okay, whenever I let my hair grow to a particular stage, I fall sick. I mean, seriously sick that I can't stand up or walk.

I noticed it first in my 100L in school, since that was the first time I was opportune to let my hair grow so well. The sickness came midnight, and in the morning I rushed to get a cut and got fine without any medication.

The second time, I was in 200L. I got sick and called my mum to tell her I was going to return home for treatment, my hair was grown and I knew she'd complain about it and visited the barber first.

When I reached home same day, no medications, no treatments at all, I became very fine.

In my third year again, I let my hair grow. It was giving me signs that I'd soon get sick, and I ignored it. It came again midnight, and I couldn't sleep. Fever, headaches, stomach pains, legs were aching and I could barely see.

In the morning I rushed to the barber's shop, as early as 6 o'clock. I didn't even let him carve my hair... haha!

He just barbed me, I rushed home and fell on my bed. I didn't lock the doors, no bathing, nothing.
When I woke up, the sickness was mysteriously gone.

Now I'm confused because this is so abnormal.
I have only heard of people who had dreadlocks, and would get sick whenever they barb them. Why is my own so different? Worst surprise, I'm an identical twin but it doesn't happen to my brother.

Has anyone else had or heard of a similar case? What could be the solution? I have made tons of Google searches and yet no reasonable help at all.

I asked some people and they were telling me to ask my parents. my biological parents are no more around and I don't even know who else to ask...Lol

New growth hair causes headache in most people, i know someone who experiences such especially with permed hair and once she retouches the new growth hair all the symptoms would be gone but she later had to go natural and surprisingly the sickness never occurred again

Frankicent:
You don't have S*NSE see as you dey happy like say buhari give you contract.

You that is carrying a trailer load of common and uncommon sense still came to page 10 to comment. It means the guys joy knows no bound today... Is God not good?

The dog might not see literally but can sense negative energy. Its same like you having goose bumps and knowing there is a negative energy around you.

When you sense such you pray to wade it off thats same thing the dog does, it barks to wade off the negative energy.

Pure facts.
1. Light and darkness exist
2. Physical and spiritual exist.
3. Negative and positive
4. Angels and demons
5. Humans and spirits
6. Rich and poor
7. If you believe all of the above exist then why argue that witches dont exist?

Witches like to make people feel they domt exist so you cant stop them cos they thrive on people's ignorance they day you believe in their existence is the day you will defeat them

ebenezer95:
Sure every dog can see they know everything about you that is why it hard to make it with dogs cos they can see if anything good is coming on ur way they can easly block them and every dogs are theifs either that is why the white said never trust a dog

Who is this Ebenezer? Did you smoked dry shit?

If the bride price is not returned and she remarries the children produced in the new marriage belongs to the previous husband.

This is why men must insist on paying #10,000,000 bride price as future investment so on the day the woman decides to return the bride price you can be sure of buying a new tear rubber car and clear some debts.

And this is why the woman's family should demand for only #20.00 as bride price so on the day your daughter runs away you will not carry gbese. Its not good to be greedy.

Young boys and girls and panel of judges hope i have been able to convince and confuse you with these few points of mine?

godofuck231:
they are messengers sent to remind man about their origins, many are misunderstood and termed evil, don't mix this up there are wicked ones sent by dirty nasty versions known as the dark sister of olokun, who are more or less witches, initiated at birth or in the dream (spirit world) and sent to torment the said parents.
Ogbanjes manifest wealth and powers of greatness when they locate their mission target on earth, the men are mostly powerful and possess patriachian bloodline powers, a patriarch is a senior figure, father, paterfamilias, leader,elder, grandfather, guiding light, guru,
A patriarch is ordained and called to serve the members
of a particular stake organization. ... A patriarch's primary
responsibility is to give patriarchal blessings to members
in his stake. He also has the authority to give such
blessings to all of his descendants, regardless of what
stake they live in.
iron sharpeneth iron, when an Ogbanje meets the right man on earth , her mission is accomplished, she lives in peace and protects him at any cost, even if it means her guardian spirits fighting for him, if he's loyal and dosent cheat beat or abuse her, mennnnnn he will never know setback, power wealth, spiritual immunity, luck, name it, all belongs to him

Sounds true but its mysterious

Shormiey:
Ofc em plenty ooo....go Uyo....your eyes will pop...village oooooo

And most of them have cat eyes and are not albinos

godofuck231:
Ogbanjes are weak to men who have patriachian spirits, they protect what they can't destroy and and add wealth to his riches

Enlighten me more please

OlawaleBammie:
I dont even like sharing news but they still blocked me 2days ago

Wherr you using WhatsApp business?

NnaNna4:
Hello nairalanders

I was surprised to receive a message requesting me to register my number again in the whatapp messenger app to chat.

I tried registering and I got a message saying I have been banned from using what's app. I tried RE registering all to no avail. Does anyone have similar experience?

When you use whatsapp business you run the risk of being banned.

They call it WhatsApp business but if you use that number to advertise your business and attract traffic to your whatsapp they will ban you that you have violated their laws which is using WhatsApp for business purpose.

Writting to WhatsApp wont change anything. I lost 3 lines cos of WhatsApp business and i know over 5 persons who got banned too

ChybuzzDD:
Stop misleading people.
There's currently no specific "cure" for the virus, just like many other viruses you know of.
What the victims receive is supportive treatment.
Their immune cells fight off the virus and are successful in doing so in an overwhelming majority of people.
Only those who have weakened immune systems from underlying medical conditions or those that develop respiratory complications(ARDS) succumb to the virus.
Any claim of any cure from any substance at present is stupid and based in ignorance.
All ovations for successfully recovery so far should rightly go to our ever vigilant and gallant immune system, and not to any stupid substance/medication.

Anything that can kill the virus and stop it from replicating fast is a cure as far as coronavirus is concern.

It has nothing to do with immunity cos if your immune system was strong enough in the first instance you are not even suppose to have any of the symptoms. A strong immune system means being around people who have it and not test positive for example. I get beaten by mosquitoes and do not develop malaria or even have the symptoms.

So dont come here to mislead people or spread fear and any day you suspect you have it you can go ahead to call NCDC to come for you and let's see how your immune system can fight it in the isolation centre

I will post all that she used to cure herself soon