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The man has eaten his share of the national cake as Rivers state no work out for am. Now let another eat as well. The meat pie is for everybody.

what happened to splitting the cash?

Do not sign any form. That form in essence is saying that you are absolving WEMA bank of blame and you cannot take them to court forever in respect to this case (continuing indemnity as stated on that form).

Every bank has a software that indicates whether cash was dispensed or not. I have seen this software in action myself so the bank knows they have shot themselves in the foot.

Go back to the lawyer and get advice on the way forward.

Ghana is the only country I have seen where native doctors and herbalists openly advertise their services on TV. So I cannot be surprised by such news if it is true.

Hahahahaha.

Serves him right. Pete Edochie suppose give this guy a real slap.

We never do this in Winners. Nobody is put under pressure in any way for anything, and we certainly do not use God's altar to raise money for people to buy wedding rings for people.

tsephanyah:
Who is he? 95% of Nigerians don't know who he is. Irrelevant people making noise for the papers, so that they can print and stay relevant. The national leadership of the APC will not explain why the party will not implement the report of its committee on restructuring... Because you, the newspaper and does who read it av zero political advantage to the party. If you want something to keep body and soul together, just ask the relevant people because of your services to the nation they will help.

You are probably of the indomie generation.

How can you not know the Director of Military Intelligence under IBB at the time Dele Giwa died, if you actually grew up in that era?

Dpharisee:
please educate yourself and be current. This man is a renowned intelligence expert in the Nigerian military, even IBB couldn't do without him.

He is a very ignorant person. He has never heard of the triangle that was AK Togun, Halilu Akilu and Dele Giwa.

The fact is this: the coronavirus is about 0.2 microns. The N95 respirator filters out 95% of particulate matter that is minimum of 0.3 microns.

The fact is that technically speaking, masks are useless. The best protection is to wash hands with soap and water, use sanitizers and avoid touching your face.

Masks only work to stop the sick from spreading the stuff, not for those who are well to avoid catching it.

shogsman:
To put you In your place I'll let you know I've watched el clasisco live In the camp nou twice and most definitely much more on TV than you.
You telling me the first match that ended in a goalless draw in 17years between the 2 clubs shows you know nothing about football.

My first Clasico was when Barca beat Real Madrid 5-0, with Emilio Butragueno featuring for Real and Barca had the likes of Micahel Laudrup, Hristo Stoichkov, Nadal, Sergi, Romario, Zubizarretta in goal and others. That should be 26 years ago now. Wow.

No mind them jare. Some of them began to watch ball yesterday come begin dey make mouth.

BetBuilder365:
So when did Jesus ever support militias? Open your eyes people

If you are a covert or overt supporter of any herdsmen agenda, you better renounce now because the day when all of you will face judgement is coming.

Now we have the bread and the knife and we shall cut it how we want.

It is not discrimination. The hotel is being proactive, because if a case is found there, their entire business will be shutdown and it will take time before they even start to attract clients again.

Rabbitcartel:
They had to wait for d virus to enter naija first before putting this in place abi?? Honestly speaken I do nt believe the virus entered nigeria in the first place.. london airport and Washington airport couldn't think of these preventive msasures but a 3rd world country did it.. did dis guy even know what the thermal image screen was for? I heard itally recorded 650 cases n 17 death within a short period of 1 week.. Give naija 1 month dem go tell u dem spens 2billion dollers in fighting it na y we no get pass 10cases n zero death n yet nigerians will applaud them... weatin people no understand na politicians na gboys ooh.. its all show business

Ps.. im offering a wsap deal, rabbits for dog.. check my recent threads

These measures were in place from January. You have obviously not travelled recently, so you would not know.

Dantedasz:
Read the second offside law of interference. I posted it earlier.
Or goggle it .

He has never read the FIFA Rule Book. How can he know?

decatalyst:
He prolly thinks that's the way to get the woman pregnant.

Did the woman need IVF ni

Pregnancy or HIV?

newinventions:
We have 5 cartons of 3ply face mask for sale at the moment.

Price is N400,000 per carton.

A cartoon contain 40 packs.

A pack contain 50 pieces.

First come first buy.

Contact me through my signature.

Number 1: this mask cannot protect anyone from a respiratory virus.

Number 2; your prices are akin to making blood money. Why not just do human sacrifice instead? A single-use face mask that within an hour of sweating becomes useless and should not cost more than N50, you want to sell at N2,000 a piece. Blood money!

newinventions:
When a man is poor mentally there is nothing you can do to make that man rich.

As a man thinketh in his heart so he is.

Poverty is a state of the mind. Give a man who is poor mentally an idea, he will insult you.

Masks actually have to pass through quality control and certifications. It actually is a regulated industry. But here someone suggested buying the machine, producing en masse and selling to make money: no care as to whether the product meets quality control and no care as to whether the end user will get benefit from the product.

This is the problem I have with ideas such as these. Everything should not always be about money. Else we are no different from the companies that shipped blood products to Africa and Asia in the 80s knowing fully well that HIV and Hep B/Hep C were already in the supplies.

Bervelyhillz:
This is a bit long but please bear with me.

I’ve been married to my amazingly beautiful wife for 3 years. The problem is she is very shy around me but at the same time seems to try to secretly please me constantly. It leaves me feeling guilty and I’m not sure of what to do next.

Backstory:

I met her through my mom. My MIL and my mom are childhood friends who grew up together. I never met her at the time since I lived in the US while She was in Nigeria. When I was 20 I saw her in a family friend’s wedding album. I was floored and my eyes were watering. She was the most attractive girl I had ever seen.

I figured out her FB and messaged her since I didn't want to initiate contact through our moms. I struck up a conversation. I soon realized that my mom fed info about me to my MIL which in turn got fed to her , so she already knew a fair bit about me. We chatted constantly, met up on my vacation to Nigeria , and hung out together every day. I learn she is still a virgin saving herself for marriage. I was still one too, mostly because A) I was chubby most of my life and didn't dare go near girls in that state and B) when I did start getting more fit, I already fell in love with her and it felt wrong dating at the same time. So yeah we had that in common.

Skipping ahead again to three years ago when I graduated from grad school. We met up a handful of times more, and things were awesome. She was outgoing with me, giggling over almost nothing and general silliness. We never did anything sexual, but we were intimate enough and honestly seeing her gave me goosebumps, so it wasn't on my mind. On one visit to Nigeria, she brought up the topic of marriage in a joking manner, something about how our mom's always planned it. I jokingly replied that I would be happy to marry her, then she got all serious and asked if I was for real. I said yes and, well, the rest is history.

The problem:

We had our wedding in Nigeria and, after the papers got sorted, she moved to the US to live with me. The first few months were interesting. She knows English pretty well and she majored in her native language, so she looked for translation jobs. She never got replies from employers, so I was getting a little suspicious, especially since she was an honors student at a pretty high ranking international university. I found out that she wasn't actually sending the applications out. I bring this up gently with her, and she starts tearing a bit telling me she wants to be a stay at home wife and that she didn't think I would be proud of her if she didn't get a real job. She says she was going to tell me soon, which I believe because I found a recent word document in our computer that was basically a draft of the speech she was going to give me. I don't mind her staying at home as I bring in enough money for the both of us and she is a really good cook.

This prompted me to sit down with her and figure out where our communication is breaking down. After a bunch of long discussions about this, I felt we were on the same page. She was still growing more timid around me and didn't start conversations easily with me, but she always seemed happy. I stepped up my displays of affection, showering her with compliments, hugs, and kisses. I would often catch her staring at me (usually while we ate), to which she would get red-faced and look away quickly. It’s been 3 years now and still does the smiling stare, except now she doesn’t look away when I catch her. The conversation starting has gotten a bit better, but nowhere near pre-marriage. While she always had this quiet peacefulness to her, I noticed she is intentionally not doing things that might get me worked up. Examples being: discussing politics (we have the same views), discussing my work problems, discussing anything philosophical in nature, etc. She will respond if I start, but she doesn’t take the initiative like before. I really miss that.

The sex is...interesting? As I said before, I didn't have any prior experience so I can't judge her, but she just lays on the bed and doesn’t move until I suggest to. She never initiates but never declines. I try to make it about her more often than not, but if I’m looking for feedback she quietly agrees with whatever I'm doing. After we finish, she lays in the same position looking at me, sometimes smiling, sometimes teary-eyed. I take it she likes it, but then again she never likes to talk about sex. From what I gather in our pre-marriage talks, she doesn't have any negative views on it and it wasn't shunned by her parents, it's just that she is shy. She doesn't like me seeing her naked even though I do (ha ha...:/ ). She is…shy very well proportioned…and I tell her how it is so she shouldn’t feel self-conscious. But she still covers up outside of sex.

Another issue is fitness: I work out constantly at home or in the park (calisthenics) and I invite her to join but she politely declines. She runs almost every morning so I thought maybe she gets enough from that. But I have noticed that my weight backpack at home is sometimes at a different weight than when I left it. I have also noticed She has made some serious butt/thigh gains which really stand out on her thin frame. When I ask if she is doing anything differently, she says “maybe it’s the running” then changes the subject. I don’t understand why she is working out in secret. This is most likely my fault though since I used to try and tease her into working out with me; I made a silly remark about how squatting/ham-raises will put more meat on her legs.

Conclusion:

Guys and gals, I need help. I love my wife dearly. She is funnier than any comedian, more disciplined than any soldier, and more beautiful than any celebrity. But she is making me feel weird by trying to secretly improve herself based on my preferences. Her shyness around me is awkward and I want a return to the easy-going pre-marriage . Has anyone had experience with this?

Also: she has made many friends here and still is in contact with a few back home. However she doesn't seem excited to be around them as much as when I offer to go out with her. She's always offers to cancel plans to stay in with me or go for a walk. I thought she might be depressed, but she is super cheerful even when she doesn't know I'm around.

This man,

Do you know how many ex-footballers, ex-sportsmen and even working class men who wish they had a wife like yours, in a place like America?

Na when your wife go begin tell you "honey please can you take out the trash...", na that time your eye go clear.

Those face masks DO NOT prevent the spread of an airborne virus. Let them keep deceiving themselves.

They should simply hand over the man to the military firing squad for prompt action.

What?

And as for the government, so that place is still like that after the Ebola outbreak and the complaints about the state of the place?

Oga, how much is this land?

goodnessme1:
yoruba should learn how to accommodate their fellow country men.
This is one nigeria.


Including miyetti allah in Amotekun has many advantage for yorubas.

Please your husband needs you tonight. Go and satisfy him and leave matters of national security to those who understand them. Clearly you do not.

A fulani man to tell me that thunder will fire my parents...

That fulani man dies that day. End of story.

akinsolaolubi:
Are you around ilorin, Osun, Oyo or even Ogun state and looking for a male Goat (Buck) for stud services for your Doe goat?

Do you want your local goats (WADs) Kids to look like the goat in the picture

Do you want your Does kids to grow and be ready for butchering (as much as 35kg in 5 months).

Then don’t look no further, You can choose from our wide range of exotic breeds (Sahelian Goat, Kalahari, Red sokoto). That’s a pic of our Sahelian Buck ( Gattuso, Son of Apollo).

How much do you sell Kalahari goat?

We are too sentimental.

The Chinese, Indians and Turks in Ghana are not doing retail business. They are doing manufacturing which is allowed by the Ghanaian government. In fact, they even prefer foreigners to come to Ghana, take their raw materials and start manufacturing.

Retail business is for Ghanaians only. That is the law. It has nothing to do with ECOWAS and the GIPC law is very explicit about this. Other ECOWAS country nationals are not exempted.

If Nigeria is unhappy about it, then Muhammadu Buhari needs to call Akufo-Addo for a summit, where these things can be negotiated with concessions made on both sides. That is what we saw with the US-China trade war. They eventually came together and talked about it.

I hate it when Nigerians go abroad and contravene the laws in other countries.

Wilder na mumu.

Mark Breland was a 1984 Olympic Gold medalist and former World Champion who suffered a brutal knockout in the hands of Marlon Starling in 1987. He knows what it is to be hit with damaging shots.

Breland saved your life Wilder. If that fight had gone the distance Wilder would have been in a body bag.

PS: Wilder's ancestry shows he is Nigerian. Maybe he wants to come back to collect some stuff like Joshua.

50/50

My dad gave us everything. Was the main earner for a while in my formative years.

My mum took care of the home front and prepared me academically for common entrance exam.

I thank God for giving me the best parents ever.

A dog never gets lost. It will always find its way home.

joefelin2345:
When Nzogu n his cohort woke up one night n murdered key prominent Northerners n westerners I.e. Tafawa Balewa, Sir Ahmadu Bello, Chief S.L Akintola, Brig. Samuel Ademulegun, Col Ralph Sodeinde, Brig Mamlari, Col. Pam etc n left all Easterners viz Dr Nmamdi Azikwe, Dr Okpara, Chief Denis Osadebe etc what did you expect? When some Igbos were rejoicing over the death of these prominent men, what did you expect? When Isaac Adaka Boro declared Niger Delta Republic what did Ojukwu n Ironsi do? Was he not arrested n condemned to death in a jiffy? I deeply sympathized with the death n suffering of innocent Easterners as well as soldiers that died or wounded or maimed on both sides of the conflict. I saw many of them at Oji River in the late 1970s n I shed tears. If not for anything it is the blood of these innocent ones that has been troubling Nigeria n not those of Ojukwu who has the opportunity to avoif or call of the war at tbr early stage as soon as Nsukka war front was lost. I equally recalled the shooting of Col. Victor Banjo, Col Ifeajuna, Mr Agbam n one other person that were cruelly murdered in Enugu in 1967 shortly before the fall of that city. Were they not branded saboteurs simply because they saw the futility of the war at very early stage of the war. When Ojukwu finally returned to Nigeria in 1983 or there about, did he not abandoned NPP (the party in power in SE then) to join NPN for selfish reasons. Let's therefore not blame Gowon much but those who started the whole imbroglio. If they were not partial in the killing during the first military coup in 1966, there would probably not be counter coup in July 1966 n no civil war of 1967. I stand to be corrected pls.

Why not round up the military people behind it? What did all the civilians killed on all sides have to do with military affair?

Same military are the ones sharing defence budgets and civilians are the ones being killed by Boko Haram.

The evils this man did is pursuing him into old age. He will be alive well into his 90s to continue to face his conscience and the blood of 3million people he had killed in order to keep this joke of a country together.

LordAzubuike:
Sars have been doing a great job eradicating Yahoo boys from the street. It always make my heart bleed when I see young boys who aren't educated , don't have a skill or business just sit at the comfort of their home making money they didn't sweat for. It's so cruel. Without Sars and efcc it could have been worse. It's only an irresponsible fellow that will carry dreadlocks, wear crazy jeans and put ear ring. Learn to dress responsibly and look like a sane human, nobody will harass you.

Even the so called Kaka to be frank must have been into Yahoo codedly. You can't be playing for Remo stars and be using a nice SUV like that. How much dem dey pay am for Remo abeg? Let's be factual and call a spade a spade.

Make thunder fire that your mouth there.

thalpy:
I have a wife, and newly married. But my challenge is that she hardly get wets. She once told me that she was circumcised but I didn’t understand the disadvantage, thought it is same effect like a man.

We do have premarital sex (romance and pre-intimacy) for some time long enough to make her wet. But immediately we start having sex she dries up easily which makes it painful and somewhat not enjoyable to her after some time.

If she were to be a random girl, I won't care much. But she is my wife and I feel her pain. So I stop immediately and calm her down.

When we were dating we do fore play a lot but no sex until marriage now. I know you might say eating her p.... that works but saliva doesn't last and dries up. And am thinking what if she gives birth, giving a head might reduce too.

I know am not the only man in this trend. Many beautiful ladies out there are still in this shoe. I never knew cutting a girls clitoris has a big negative effect. Sex looks like war to them. Yes not the same to all but their sex life is not enjoyable to the fullest.

So I ask, to those that might have had this experience, is there anyway I can make her enjoy sex the more? Please not any rough discussion is accepted. I just don’t have that mind of seeing myself enjoy it alone when she isn’t. Now I have learnt my lesson, girl circumcision is bad. That's why most circumcised girls can stay without a bf, is not always self discipline is just lack of urge.

Please help. If you know anyone about it. And I browsed too i read they have difficulty too during child birth and they are prone to disease easily so how true is that? Just want to know all I need to know so precaution will be taken. Want to make her safe and happy. Thank you.

My friend, buy ky jelly and stop wallowing in ignorance.