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This Wogu Minister fellow is an a[i]p[/i]e!

What BS is he talking?

I have tuned in. I hope this is worth my time.

Now I know that GEJ is truly dumb!

How many of the El-Rufai buses are running today?

kokoA:
And why is that woman (middle) in the second picture wraping her arms round another woman's husband like that?

In Abuja, women do worse than hugs with politicians for positions. Simple as that!

"No dull yourself" - Be smart or Be wise.

The likes of Okechukwu Okorie are those who will be dragged on the streets, lined up and shot when the revolution starts. Remember Libya.

At the end, Ghadafi was snuffed out like a common chicken! Time will tell!

"Ma Guy, shine ya eyes o!" - My friend, be careful!

"Ol boy, I dey "h", put hand for pocket do sometin, ' - My friend, I am hungry. Please give me some money to eat.

"E be like say Jude don colombi d guy kele o" = It looks like Jude has snatched the guy's girlfriend.

Naija 4 life!

Yeah,

The dumb South Easterners voted GEJ in a landslide fashion. Now they are being used again, just like Daniel Kanu of YEAA!

They are all charlatans!

Was it not how Felix Lebarty declared that he would commit suicide if Abacha did not become President in 1998? Where is he? Where are the musicians who performed at the million-man marches for Abacha?

That is why N1 of my money cannot be used in purchasing any of their CDs. Never. I only listen to people like Nesta Marley who believed in their cause to the very end.

Does anyone remember the "Maltonic Cycling Tour of Nigeria"?

Kushite, just like your username suggests, you are really made of SHIIT! Infact, you are an slowpoke. God will punish your generations for supporting this hardship on Nigerians. Read ur bible. God will pour out his wrath on all those who have punished Nigerians enough. And people like u will face the same consequences.

paparazy09:
@stagger,Happy New Year.
I just came across this thread on kerosene and honestly i m interested.pls i will be very happy if u can send a copy of the manual to me.Thank you very much.My email is olurico@yahoo.com.

I will send you information about the manual to your email. The manual is not free. You have to pay a token for it.

chuks4380:
@stagger

Bros your site is not going and i really need this manual, i don't know if there is anyway you can still be of help please chukwuneteanwufor@yahoo.com

I sent the email some days back. Check your bulk mail if not in your inbox.

odiaero:
Who use IPAD to trade hear, have anyone succeeded in downloading mt4 for PC on it?

Why would anyone want to use Ipad for trading?

FxPro has platforms for all the smartphones. So with all that, what is the use of buying an Ipad or Ipad 2 for trading? To show off?

Is it the device or the trading skill that will deliver profits?

aieromon:
I have to be up by 6a.m to go queue for fuel at the nearest NNPC Mega station

To what avail?

In Abuja, pumps have been adjusted. One station sold at N138, another at N140 per litre.

I really wonder why people are rushing to queue in filling stations. PMS will not sell below N140 at any station anyway. So why the rush?

Tomorrow I am going to have a very sombre meeting with my staff. One of my mini-factories will be relocated out of Nigeria, because buying fuel for the generators at N140 per litre will leave me without profits. That is 30 persons out of work! 30 breadwinners.

Deregulation, here we come!

Where do you live?

I will give you a hint. One of the things I do is manufacturing handkerchiefs.

With temperatures in Nigeria hovering between 30 and 42 degrees Celsius, can you imagine how many handkerchiefs are used by the Nigerian population on a daily basis? In February for example, the temperature in the North (Abuja inclusive) sometimes gets to 42 degrees Celsius.

And with global warming, there is no way this market is going down. It is going up, up, up.

Now look at this critically. Where would I be better off selling my handkerchiefs? In America, UK, Holland or here in Nigeria where the heat is truly unbelievable?

These are the things that should get you to think of what you can do out here.

limitbreka:
Which one be mobile money. Me na betonmarkets i dey ooo join me if u will www.limitbreakers.net/free.htm

If you do not know what mobile money is, why are you here?

Well, it has finally arrived.

This week, I am heading to a sports shop to buy a sports bicycle to be riding around my neighbourhood and surrounding areas.

Nigerians, we need to readjust out mentality now and start riding bicycles to improve our physical fitness.

I am losing my pot belly in three months, and I am sure our ladies will find it attractive if their men follow suit. So let us stop complaining about the subsidy removal. I am one of those against subsidy removal 100%, but the fact is that by the time Nigerians stop using cars the way we use them, the demand for PMS will fall and the service station owners will be forced to crash prices to attract patronage.


Simple!

chuks4380:
@stagger

Bros your site is not going and i really need this manual, i don't know if there is anyway you can still be of help please chukwuneteanwufor@yahoo.com

I had some problems with the hosting company; the traffic to that site is always crashing it so I just left it. I have been very busy with building my other businesses.

If you need the manual, I will tell you how to pay to get it. Check your email.

evademz:
I once read on the newspaper that a visiting Chinese biz man to Nigeria while driving along the streets of Lagos said; "There are so much golds on the streets of Lagos to be picked."
My question is; are there truly golds on the streets of this our economically wrecked nation?

My friend, some of us are picking up gold in Naija big time.

As I speak, I am about to start my third and fourth companies. This 2012, I am aiming to become a billionaire by the grace of God. People do not know the kind of resources that Nigeria has everywhere.

If you are abroad, better come back! Nothing dey there o! Na here e dey happen!

Happy New Year. Glory!

The guy's helicopter flew over my house. I come dey wonder say who dey fly helicopter for Abj? Not knowing that it just crossed his memory to go to Madalla today; six full days after.

In organized countries, should it take the SSS more than 2 days to sweep and clear the area for such a visit? I wonder o!

Lucy001:
Joseph was taken to Egypt n not Jesus correct your self!!!

Your bible has obviously been covered with layers and layers of dust. Pls dust it up and read. Dat is, if you get bible.

Kudos! Shows maturity on the part of Pastor Okotie and concern for his members. Besides, is it necessary for people to be in church for crossover night?

When I was a kid, all our New Year's eve nights were spent in family prayers, after which we would go to church on January 1st. It was good for our family as we had a chance to talk about ways in which we could improve family relationships going into the new year, and then we would cap it up with prayers. Worked wonders.

For me, it makes more sense to spend Dec 31st that way.

There is no reason why Nigerians should not be speaking at least three ethnic languages; the language of their ethnicity, one of the major languages and another of their choice.

Thankfully, I can speak at least 2 and if I complete my mastery of Hausanchi, that would make it 3.

Boko Haram does not need to portray GEJ as weak; HE IS A WEAK PRESIDENT!

What kind of President allows a Chief of Army Staff (Dambazau) to commit such an act of treason and walk away scot free? If it were me as acting President at the time, Dambazau and his collaborators would have been sent to the firing squad!

That was the cue Boko Haram got and they haven't let up since. Even Yar' Adua on his sick bed dealt Boko haram a decisive blow at the time. So you really wonder what is with our beloved GEJ.

Honestly, my president dey fall my hand!

Why in the world should I be bothered about a woman's definition of what a "gentleman" is?

Because last I checked, women usually get out of control when they are with a "gentleman"!

My kind of person; I show lots of love and tenderness on one hand, and have a leash (which needs to be pulled once in a while) on the other. Keeps things sane, balanced and in place!

Why not go and apply officially at the bank?

Osanobua!

How will someone send $300K to someone just like that? Make such people come here buy my products go sell for their country now!

Haba! Which kain thing be this?

God bless you OP for displaying what is called PRACTICAL CHRISTIANITY!

I tell you that even 99% of Christians today would not have done what you did. May God bless you richly my brother. But please next time, block off the victim's face to protect their privacy.

What is the march supposed to achieve?

Instead of marching, they should be arming themselves with Kalashnikovs and M-16s, head over to Borno and Yobe states and start cleaning out everything that moves in those communities where these bokites are hiding!

March! What march? People are just plain dumb!

I like the poster's spirit. Listen, I have an academy I will soon be opening, and since you are a Computer Science graduate, you will definitely fit.

I could use you for some reasonable pay.

Juvenile excesses na wetin dey kill some of these so-called celebrities. How on earth can someone go drinking and partying, then hang on a vehicle heading to Lekki expressway?