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Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 9:58pm On Dec 19, 2011
1stCitizen:
Our group in th UK has also written a letter to the Home Secretary and minister for women and equality with a complaint about the reluctance of the Nigerian authorities to investigate this case and have cited this case as a classic example of the abuse women face from both political and some religious leaders. Reference was made on the Rev. King case and we also enclosed a DVD of the abuse.

Hopefully Oyedepo would be barred from entering the UK in future. Demonic  pastor!

IF THE GIRL IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO SEEK JUSTICE, I PERSONALLY OFFER HER N100,000 TO MEET HER LEGAL BILLS.
You are not even ashamed to say that you will give her N100,000! Poor man! N100,000 for legal fees, in Nigeria where cases stretch for up to 10 years.

YOU ARE A REAL CLOWN! Is that money for appearance fees or is it what you will give the court registrar, or is it for filing fees or what?
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 9:55pm On Dec 19, 2011
goshen360:
As you can read, i wasnt talking to you and you r not niassawa. The fact that i wanted to learn such graphics doesnt mean i want to design same thing niassawa had designed even though we share same view about your MOG. It is obvious that your brain meant for you to think properly and better your future had been dedicated, inflicted n indoctrinated by your papa oyedepo. Keep your oyedepo dedicated, oil n mantle brain to yourself.
Olodo!

Wetin you dey do for US sef? Probably washing corpses to make ends meet. Swallow your pride and come back home so that a Winner somewhere can clean you up!
SportsRe: Taye Taiwo Is An Error -maldini by stagger: 9:50pm On Dec 19, 2011
Maldini played as the unshakeable and undisputed no.1 left-back for AC Milan for 21 years.

Twenty-one years is not 21 days, and I have watched TT in Milan's colours this season. He is not up to scratch.

He is better suited playing in Greece or Austria or Norway; some other obscure league.

Not to be playing in the Serie A. The league's technicality is beyond him.
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 8:04pm On Dec 19, 2011
goshen360:
@ niassawa,
I hv been following your comments. I really like your graphics representation and i dont mind learning. pls kindly email me: goshen360@yahoo.co.uk. Thanks
I do customized T-shirts and monogramming as one of my businesses and I can tell you that her designs are horrendous! If my graphics people do that sort of copy and paste job, I will just sack them without hesitation. Can't spend money buying the machines in millions to produce such crap for customers.

If you want to learn, join my academy. We are starting courses in February!
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 3:36pm On Dec 19, 2011
obxddon:
To all blind followers of Oyedepo, bleep you alllllllll


The man bleeped up, with a lot of arrogance and pride in him.

I watched his preaching on the Thrusday before the last friday of his money making show, and he uttered words that were crazy
So why were you watching? To a madman, every other person is insane; he is the only sane one!

So I am not surprised that you thought the words crazy: the words were beyond the comprehension of your fa[i][/i]ot brain!
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 3:34pm On Dec 19, 2011
nomorename:
I have written a letter to the Home Sec informing her that the Bishop is a man who brands children as witches and is seen assaulting a girl in a video recording (also included YouTube title of Video), I am requesting that she cancel any leave he has been granted to enter the UK and  he be denied any entry into the UK in future!
If you live in the UK this is one way to get back at Oyedepo!
Who wants to live or even visit a dead country like the UK? Last I remembered, someone I know called me from there to send him money!

Phuuuaaaaaahhhhh! The country of prime ministers supporting g[i]a[/i]ys whose deviant behaviour is worse than animals!

The Winners family has enough money to pay the entire UK civil service for years at a stretch. To hell with your Home Sec petition!  UK my foot!
Baaah! tongue
SportsRe: Eto'o Banned For 15-matches By Cameroun Over Player's Strike by stagger: 2:47pm On Dec 19, 2011
Why can't people find out the facts before talking rubbish?
PoliticsRe: Patrick Obahiagbon On Bishop Oyedepo's Slaps Giving by stagger: 1:04pm On Dec 19, 2011
Stale effort. The big grammar could not deliver a re-election.
ProgrammingRe: Can A Nigeria Programmer Afford A Range Rover Sport? by stagger: 1:01pm On Dec 19, 2011
OP,

You need to shift your focus from programming a software that can be used by one company or client, to programming a software with mass appeal.

This is the model Bill Gates used to make his billions. Frankly, put on your thinking cap.
Music/RadioRe: Why Do You Buy Pirated Cd's? Share Your Reason by stagger: 12:48pm On Dec 19, 2011
ochukoccna:
^^^^
Stagger,this aint the religious section.
may not be but this is a moral issue.

Why would people buy pirated CDs, download ringtones from the Telcos and stuff like that when the artistes are not getting anything in return?

Bad!
Music/RadioRe: Why Do You Buy Pirated Cd's? Share Your Reason by stagger: 12:19pm On Dec 19, 2011
Most Nigerians have no problems cheating and conning producers of creative works by buying pirated CDs, but they are usually the first to accuse people like Bishop Oyedepo and Reverend Adeboye of scamming their congregation.

So who is deceiving whom really?
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 9:30am On Dec 19, 2011
I cannot believe that very many people here have not even asked why the girl decided to get initiated into witchcraft.

Shows the kind of society we have where people have maximum disdain for the things of God and take sides with the devil's agents!

"witch for Jesus"! She is lucky she was not slapped more for her effrontery on the King of Kings!

If she was not a witch, why did she come out in a congregation of close to 100,000 people? She came out because Bishop gave a 10 count; they know when they have met a superior power and I will say boldly that Bishop deserves kudos at a time when so many other priests are even supporting g[i]a[/i]y marriage.
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 11:25pm On Dec 18, 2011
seneca:
This is what I wrote to Guardian newspaper. I hope they publish it.

A CLEAR CASE OF HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSE

Dear Editor,
I am sure most Nigerians would have seen the most outrageous video on the internet in recent times: Bishop Oyedepo’s “slapping out the devil method of deliverance”.  I wasn’t there when it happened but I saw the video and viewed it three times to be sure I saw what I saw. Bishop Oyedepo actually slapped a girl during the act of deliverance at a crusade. He asked the girl if she was a witch and the girl innocently chimed “I’m a witch for Jesus”. In a moment of grandeur, the flamboyant Bishop slapped the girl suddenly, to the shock of other officiating pastors. The video showed that the other members of the pastor’s crew were momentarily taken aback. The bishop then went ahead to dub the girl “a foul devil” who was not fit for deliverance and should therefore proceed to the pit of hell where she belonged!

My initial reaction was disbelief and then a violent anger. Who the hell is Bishop Oyedepo to say who will and who will not go to hell? Nigerians are generally a bunch of gullible people when it gets to religion and many so called men of God have enslaved Nigerians under the heavy burden of religion.  The girl in question most likely would be a house girl who had committed some childhood offence which most of us adult were guilty of in our youth, and madam, a religious bigot would have taken the hapless girl to the bishop for deliverance because only a witch could have done what the girl did.  Praying for someone to be delivered of whatever devil we have managed to manufacture for ourselves is one thing, assaulting a human being on national television is another. Only God knows the sort of atrocities the man of God would be committing in his private chamber of power where he alone knows the unfathomable mind of the Almighty.

It is my submission that all human rights activists in Nigeria should rise against bishop Oyedepo and take him to court, and if found guilty of this human rights abuse, should be punished to the full extent of the law, man of God or no man of God. It is people like bishop Oyedepo that give Nigeria a bad image abroad.  There are many issues of national importance that are yet to be tackled and the best our religious leaders can do is to blame it on the devil by assaulting innocent little ones on  ludicrous charges of witchcraft. It is high time Nigerians left this Stone Age culture of mindless religious practices, paranoia and boundless capacity for self deception. Religion encourages a belief in a Higher Being, love of God and man, respect for and tolerance of one another and hope of somewhere better than this plane after a weary existence on earth. The moment religion degenerates to the level of human rights abuse practitioners of such acts in the name of religion should be apprehended and thrown into jail without much ceremony.
I sincerely hope they publish it because I will also publish a rejoinder. The use of the English Language is not the exclusive preserve of a few.  I will be waiting to take this up!

NB: I have the full video, not some spliced 5 minute stuff pasted on Youtube. Let us see where this will eventually end. And please, I hope your write-up can report the facts and not some cooked up figment of your imagination, which I have clearly highlighted in bold print.

This is how people start deceiving the public using the media; publishing distorted facts. We will set the records straight.
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 9:13pm On Dec 18, 2011
Aringarosa:
And why was Oyedepo asking the poor girl where she was from?  What does that got to do with the deliverance?
See argument! What a collection of the daftest humans on earth! God of mercy!

Ganjaseed:
Brethren see my take in this whole issue. God is revealing something here we have not realised yet. This video is 2009 and we are seeing it for the first time in 2011, God has left bishop oyedepo long time ago, it is the people that is just cheering him as a man of God. He has become a mechanical deliverance minister, his manifestation does not resemble a man that has the gift of the spirit of God, where is his temperance? Jesus wouldnt do that.
The most painfull part of it is, that lady will never get justics, david need to apologise to her. I wish it was in Holland.
We are not in the land of legalised prostitution. This is Naija! Some of us have lived abroad and decided that home is the best no matter what.

Is Holland better than your father's village? Nonsense!
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 9:02pm On Dec 18, 2011
nakedall:
and He said "Did you know who you are talking to?" that's a sign of arrogance from a man called himself Bishop, he is not better than that winch girl before God and any reasonable person. Gaddafi talk more than that, what end him, beaten to death like a thief.
So wetin you wan talk now?
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 5:03pm On Dec 18, 2011
Sagamite, I am still waiting for you to take up my challenge.

My own is that when you are alone, it is not only slaps you will receive by the unseen ministering spirits of God, na koboko dem go take peel your back!  tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 4:56pm On Dec 18, 2011
Did Bishop Oyedepo ask the witches to show up where they were not supposed to?

Were they forced to run out when he started the ten count (of course, the Youtube guy famously cut out the relevant parts of the video in typical fashion)?

I am waiting for the "human rights crusaders" to take this on. Make sure you all come back here let us see how far this will go. By the time you people start dying off or going mad one by one, then we will know.

"witch for Jesus indeed"!

All this beating around the bush! Go straight to Canaanland. The FULL VIDEO SESSION (THREE HOURS LONG) is there and they have the girl's details.

Anyone who decides to turn himself over to be used of the devil by being initiated into witchcraft, campus cultism and all what not, have themselves to blame when they start receiving slaps!
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 12:10pm On Dec 18, 2011
ogaju007:
STOP !!! THINK!!! All the witches in front of that are children (People you can bully) How come there were no elderly witches ? grin grin or is there a logic that say if you're a witch then you're a child . OYEDEPO IS A BASTARD!!
Why not meet Bishop Oyedepo one on one and tell him to his face that he is a bastard? Of course we know you won't because you are a coward!

Just like the guy who has refused my open challenge! Action people, action! Not words!
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 12:05pm On Dec 18, 2011
Sagamite:
Garri in the morning, no sugar.

Garri in the afternoon mixed with hot water and garnished with heated tomato sauced, no meat, chicken or fish.

Erkor at night.

Outcome: THE BRAIN DIES, or at best, GOES INTO A COMA!!!

It is not rocket science. Every part of a living thing needs nourishment. They all fail when they do not get appropraite ones.


There is a reason goats don't eat chin-chin and puff-puff, they need grass otherwise they would die. Give living things the right nutrients.

Fools like stagger and OmoPastor and other ediots that attend this kind of churches thinking they will get a return and giving money to fraudsters have severely ebbed brains.

Nutrition is very important!
You can never get the money I have made or what I have achieved in your lifetime.

That is why I told you, let us put away all earthly things like money and connections aside:

MEET ME ONE ON ONE, MAN TO MAN! That day all the English you are speaking will disappear from your cretinous brain!

ogaju007:
@Sagamite: Well said, you must remember though, it takes more than education to be enlightened. We need to wait for omo pastor and stagger to get enlightened if ever  grin grin I can tell you live in london. You know the rule of whatever you sow you reap as in if you dont invest in yourself you dont get much back  but this guys see God as a money doubler because of there situation. Anyways lets jail the fucker www.afruca.org please sagamite send a broadcast on your BB if anyone knows the girl that was abused by Oyedobo to contact www.afruca.org.
You don't need to look far. The girl in question returned to the church three months later to beg for mercy.

Her contact details should be in Cannanland. Why not go there with police and human rights agencies and the media houses to do what you want to do?

The entire service (not some cut and join Youtube video) was captured on video and is widely available. If you want I can mail you my own copy!

You guys are just beating around the bush. You know what to do but you are all COWARDS!
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 11:32am On Dec 18, 2011
dekung:
@Stagger, why am I not surprised? They burnt Oyedepo's business centre in d north rather than go to fight, he stood cowardly behind the pulpit issuing curses. I knew you were going to chiken out. Does it matter weda they are political or spiritual, the bottom line is they are a menace to our society. I did not say you should challenge them to a political contest, I want you to challenge them to a spiritual or religious contest. Boko Haram members are predominantly muslims wrecking havoc in their wake. Ok since you found a way to wriggle out of this lets try this: go to jos and challenge the fulani muslim herdsmen who are killing christians in 100s or is that political too.
Am I from Plateau state? They are killing their people. Let them come to my state, then we will drive them into the desert!
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 10:29am On Dec 18, 2011
dekung:
Mr stagger, you make me laugh, and I can't help but wonder at your babyish utterances. First you said you are waiting for the person who would try to sue Oyedepo next you are asking Sagamite for a handshake spiritual contest. For starters suing the man may not see the light of day because he is veeeery rich, no thanx to many of us who have in one way or the other contributed to his stupendious wealth. He can afford a SAN to defend and you know very well that in Nigeria, money talk and bull shiit works. The only way this might work is for human rights groups to rise up and fight but the problem with this approach is that most of these human rights group are members of his congregation and besides this lady may not dare to press charges because may be afraid to touch 'God's annointed' (veri silly). So whichever way it goes Oyedepo wins. Now about your challenge with sagamite, please if really you are of the potency of the power you claim to carry pick a bigger challenge: go to the north and maƙe an open challenge to th boko haram sect then come and tell us how you faired so don't hide behind your laptop screen a pose some phantom challenge. Please don't chicken out and say God is not given to such contests because first you posed the challenge to a harmless contributor on this forum and besides a similar challenge was recorded to have happened on mt carmel (or the mt carmel account not true?)
Let me tell you: Boko Haram is only doing what they are doing because the Nigerian govt does not have the political will to do what the government of Sri Lanka did to the Tamil Tigers. The day the government of Sri Lanka decided to end the civil war in 2006, they were able to sweep off the Tamil Tigers in 3 years; I mean, completely annihilated them.


So let us leave it at that. That solution is a political and military one and I am not a politician.
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 10:20am On Dec 18, 2011
Sagamite:
You are a cretin!

So you can't answer the question?

So we should conclude you are a slowpoke for making such a daft comparison?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I no know say na coward you be!

No, make that a "cr[i]e[/i]tinous coward"!
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 10:14am On Dec 18, 2011
Sagamite:
You are a cretin!

First explain "what makes a refusal comparable to an assault?" before I use ifa to destroy you spiritually.

Cretin, answer!
This your dogoturanci is too much. Just meet with me. Come with that your ifa stuff and let us have a face-off! Action speaks louder than words.

Me I no dey make mouth. I know myself. You too, if you know yourself, stand for your belief and face me. Then we will know.

You will understand that the spiritual controls the physical, and you will then know how the US got the concept of satellite-guided missiles.

A handshake is all I am asking for. Abi fear no gree you? P[i]i[/i]ssing in your pants already?

Wetin you carry bros? Wetin dey? Wetin you get, and wetin you be?

Meet me and we will know!
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 9:19am On Dec 18, 2011
Sagamite:
You are a cretin!

What makes a refusal comparable to an assault?

Fcking ediot!
I said I want to meet you one on one for a spiritual engagement. Only a handshake will do. Let us know whether this Power that you so foolishly rave about is a concoction of mere mortals.

People learn better from experience. I want to give you such an experience. Do you accept my challenge?
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 9:03am On Dec 18, 2011
Sagamite:
You are a cretin!

May a trailer hit you before the new year and help us get rid of your daft existence.

Or better still, may Boko Haram see you and find out you wrote this so the can get their mala knife and disembowel you.

Bloody ediot!
I see that you have borrowed a term I used to describe you once: cr[i]e[/i]tinous imb[i]e[/i]cile!

I will like to meet you one on one for a spiritual wrestling match. One on one!
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 8:52am On Dec 18, 2011
luvtoyota:
IF WERE TO BE A SENATOR , GOVERNORS WIFE OR MINISTER IN ABUJA OR EVEN GEJ , SAYING  I BE WINCH FOR JESUS , WOULD OYEDEPO SLAP HER ?GOD FORBID , HE WILL BE ARRESTED , HE SLAPPED HER BECAUSE SHE IS POOR AND HELPLESS , TO THINK HE EVEN DAMNED HER TO HELL , JESUS OR GOD WOULD NOT DAMN A SINNER THAT CONFESSES TO HELL . WELL WE LIVE IN A LAWLESS SOCIETY , EVEN THE CHURCH IS NOT SPARED

MAKE HIM TRY SLAP GOVERNOR OR IG WIFE !!!!!!!!!!
When David Ibiyomie refused to give Governor Amaechi a front space seat in his church, wetin the governor do? DId he have the man arrested?
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 8:48am On Dec 18, 2011
mystikal:
Dude should do time for Assault
Talk! Talk! Talk!

Talk is cheap. I will like to see the first person who wants Bishop arrested and tried for assault to take the first step.

Then come back here to Nairaland and report to us how far you have gone.

No be to dey make mouth! Action speaks louder than words!
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 11:03pm On Dec 17, 2011
ogaju007:
This stagger of a guy is daft.
A Muammer Ghadafi apologist like yourself, is a neurotic by nature. That is your default setting, so no use trying to respond to you. Maybe if the evaluation from your shrink comes out clean, then I can consider addressing anything you have said.
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 11:00pm On Dec 17, 2011
violent:
You are a big iidiot!

a fuccking big idiiot!

you and your papa are both fuccking idiiots!

why don't we start lining people up and shooting them in the head, simply because they are witches and we should not suffer witches to live?
I will give you three months. Three months time, come back here on Nairaland and write your story. Then we will know who the idiot is. Action will speak louder than words.
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 10:51pm On Dec 17, 2011
aloy/emeka:
You are a big foool. If the lady's intention is to wield a spiritual warfare against shiloh, why not use your higher God-given power to bind her?. If you think she is becoming a nuisance, why not use security and expel her from that premises?. So if 1000 witches assemble for shiloh 2012, Oyedepo will employ US drones to demolish them?. So what you understand from Exodus 22: 18 is to make sure witches are assaulted?. After all Elijah killed 400 prophets of Baal. Why didn't Oyedepo kill them off instead of wasting his time to deliver them?
If you try me, I will finish you! Be warned!

Me I no dey joke with some kind things. When I slap you spiritually, you will not come out of it in one piece. There is no distance or confusion in the realm of the spirit. I can give you someone's phone number to tell you his story.

DO not say I have not warned you!

ALOY EMEKA, I have called you by name. Be warned!
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by stagger: 10:43pm On Dec 17, 2011
I watched that scenario play out LIVE on day 2 of Shiloh 2009!

These witched and wizards came on a mission. They were given a ten count to come out and confess and receive forgiveness and deliverance. By the time Bishop Oyedepo started the count, these agents of satan came out to confess, except the little possessed girl who boldly proclaimed that she was a "witch for Jesus"

God Almighty gave a specific instruction in Exodus 22 verse 18" THOU SHALT NOT SUFFER A WITCH TO LIVE"

From God Almighty Himself! This is the basis on which Archbishop Benson Idahosa sent more than 3,000 witches who had converged on Benin City for their world conference of witches meeting to their deaths in one night. This is something that happened live in Benin and anyone who doubts it can verify the facts.

And yet someone was boldly claiming to be a "witch for Jesus". What a blasphemous statement.

If I was Bishop Oyedepo, a slap is even too small a punishment.

People here just come out and make the most stupid of statements. I come from a part of the country where these witches cause maximum destruction to families. Several times, my family has been attacked by these people, including one of them who tried to use my father's life as a substitute for his own because his coven people told him his time had come.

How dare some people come out here to talk rubbish! ARE WE NOT AFRICANS TO KNOW THE OPERATIONS OF THESE PEOPLE OF THE OCCULT?

I daresay that anyone who criticises what happened in that video IS OF THE OCCULT.

Witches are evil and they are not meant to live. A roommate of mine in school who was fond of doing astral projections had to pack out of the room when a prayer session I had, blocked his spirit from returning from his astral travels for close to 16 hours. I had to release him because I did not want to be accused of homicide.

He could not stay; the environment was too hot for him. And believe me, it is time some of these ignorant posters on nairaland like the so-called Pastor Kun to start receiving spiritual slaps from heaven!

NONSENSE! angry angry angry

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