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akinsquare:
hi,i understand that one oluwaseun is the founder of nairaland,the website with probably the highest traffic in Nigeria.
pls can some one tell me how rich the guy is i.e from his income from nairaland and which country does he live?

Oh boy, who be you? Are you planning in robbing or kidnapping him? Someone call JTF fast!

Open a microfinance bank!

These people just disgust me. How can a normal man with intact faculties, leave out all the boobs and hips that are there for our visual and physical enjoyment, to ask his fellow man to open yansh for him to put his disgusting member inside?

Very soon these depraved people will tell us to start sleeping with and marrying goats, dogs, cows, lizards, etc in the name of "human rights".

It is time they are visited with their due reward. They should have hacked his body into a thousand pieces and mail a piece to his fellow gay right people across the world to send a stronger message.

I have one I recently discovered. If you want the name, just send me an SMS to 08027601655. American brokers do not deal with Nigerians.

Hi. I got a little problem with a php code for my site.

How do I insert my adsense code into this php code:

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include ("config.php";

header("Content-Type: text/html; charset=utf-8;";
include ("init.php.lc";


simple_debug("main_start", "", "end";

simple_debug("db_start", $_SESSION["db_queries"]." queries executed.", "start";

if ($_SESSION['user_data']['type']=="admin" and PAGE_OUTPUT=="html"
{
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This php code already has an adsense link text code which I want to replace with an adsense image ad code. Thanks.

Do you realize that there is an international ban on trade in elephant tusks? You want Interpol to come after you?

apoti:
Date the wife of her boss too

Supported. And make sure you start screwing other girls too, and if she makes noise, confront her with the texts. QED!

He has not been freed yet. He was only discharged and acquitted on the attempted murder of Alex Ibru. He still has to answer for the murder of Kudirat Abiola.

But really, why would someone be incarcerated for 11 years without trial?

Take charge of your home. Get the police if need be and throw the woman out of your house. What nonsense! Na she pay your bride price for you?

Well, I am not going anywhere.

Tired of being milked by relatives in the village every year! In fact, i am sick of it!

I'll just spend time praying to my God for direction in 2011.

Please I want to urge again. Any one with inquiries should send an SMS to 08027601655. All your inquiries will be answered. Anyone pasting his email address here asking me to send information is wasting his time. I have abandoned doing that a long time ago after several persons only ended up making me waste my time. As I write this, I can bet that all the people I sent emails to are yet to make any moves to start the business.

So I no longer send emails. Just send a text please. Thanks.

kodewrita:
So Oga Stagger, When Can I call You tomorrow(not today because I wont see your reply till tomorrow, posting from the office)? copied your number already.

2pm. Not one minute later.

Tried your line for three days and just assumed maybe you were in an off-site location. You can call me by 7pm today. Thanks.

Let me analyze this for you.

YOU SHOULD STOP GIVING HIM MONEY AND WATCH HIS RESPONSE.

1) If he takes the course of doing something about his reckless spending and/or making extra income (actually the emphasis is on curtailing his expenses, because even if he makes a million a month, he will blow it all), then there is hope.

2) If he does the opposite and starts getting annoyed, violent, etc, then that is a sure signal to end the relationship.

I can tell you that this will constitute a BIG HEADACHE for you if you get married to him without his learning how to live within his means.

Dating and marriage are not the same thing. Some of us have been in this marriage business for some time and I can tell you that it takes the grace of God to get guidance to handle the challenges that come up in marriage.

Get wisdom and act accordingly.

Part of the tools you need for a successful kerosene business is the T-Bar. This is a calibrated instrument that will help you gauge the quantity of your product prior to discharge. When the figures you obtain from your T-bar are compared with the figures documented on the way bills from the depot, you can easily detect any unexplained shortages.

I have in stock a limited number of T-Bars. Anyone interested can hit me up on 08027601655. You will also get instructions on their usage. Thanks.

emmawab:
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Aircraft Type: Hawker 125-800B
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Year: 1990
Total Time Airframe: 8303.40 Hours
Cycle: 6406
Serial Number: 258143
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FALCON - 900B

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Year: 1988
Total Time Airframe : 10274:50 Hrs
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GULFSTREAM IV

Aircraft Type: Gulfstream IV
Price: Make Offer
Year: 1990
Total Time Airframe : 6744 Hrs
Cycle: 5066
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Thanks

Who the hell gave you the permission to come here to advertise the sale of the old presidential aircraft that were acquired under the IBB administration?

Is this where you will find an aircraft buyer? Don't be silly!

I do not understand it when people say banning certain good protect local industries. Let me illustrate something.

1) Textile industries that are supposed to produce fabrics for local manufacturers of clothes are all grounded no thanks to the power situation. Where do the boutiques and other garment manufacturers get their raw materials? How are the Chinese getting in their substandard suits into Nigeria? Has anyone cared to find out?

2) In any society, even in industrialized ones, there are always vehicles that are more than 20 years old. How many mechanics and associated technicians have been put out of work because of the 10 year old vehicle? How many Nigerians have been denied the opportunity to buy vehicles for private use and commercial transport? is the problem the age of the vehicles, OR THE STATE OF OUR ROADS THAT CAUSE VEHICLES TO AGE? I CHALLENGE ANYONE HERE TO DRIVE THROUGH ROADS IN THE SOUTH EAST AND SOUTH-SOUTH, OR PASS THROUGH EKITI OR TOWNSHIP ROADS IN OGUN STATE TO VERIFY/DISPUTE MY CLAIMS HERE.

GEJ has seen that there is no point pushing draconian policies that do not help the populace or the country.

People should learn to look at the realities on ground and not just keep floating the "unbanning them will kill our local industries" jargon. Since the bans, how many of the local industries are up and running?

IBB banned stockfish importation in 1987 and the price of that item skyrocketed. Today, it is out of teh reach of the common man. Has that ban achieved the desired effect?

Besides. let us ask ourselves a question; how does banning the import of a particular product translate into reviving the dead industries in that sector?

Which of these options will resuscitate the more than 500 textile plants in Nigeria that have closed down:

1) Banning textile importation or

2) providing the infrastructure that they need: POWER, REDUCED COST OF BUILDING MATERIALS, GOVERNMENT INCENTIVES LIKE GRANTS AND LOANS, ETC?

renniemore:
Oga S,
I sent u a text msg didnt knw if u got it. It was as per what we spoke about the DPK.

If u will understand here are the details:

Delivery:Lagos
We would like to know the price per litre, then price of trucking and as well as shipping if u do shipping.

Thanks.
rennie

Hello, thanks to the admin that gratefully rectified the issue I had with my NL ac. SI replied your SMS. I will have to talk more with you in the evening so I can put you through on certain things concerning your order.

enitanfred:
please i need 1 as well my email is aries26o3@yahoo.com thanks a whole lot

enitan

Send a text to 08027601655 so you get details.

I thank God immensely for a man like GEJ who has been the only President bold enough to call a spade a spade.

Let us stop deceiving ourselves. The bans did not stimulate any local production. They killed the industries they were supposed to help.

nino213:
i wish to start a media business of mine but don't have the funds to do so and right now I'm jobless and life is just frustrating.just wish i can get an investor but how?life sucks.

I want to be very blunt with you. Stop looking for an investor. I can give you free information about how to use a camera phone to make money.

When I mean FREE, I MEAN FREE. Consider this a favour coming from someone who was where you are some years back and crossed over to the other side.

Another snapshot.

Size of the account is increasing,

This rule has always been in place in military establishments where everyone (AND I MEAN EVERY HUMAN) is expected to stand still when the flags are being lowered or the anthem is being sung.

Nothing new.

How is it going? I seem to get the feeling that those running this biz outside Lagos are finding it easier because of the non-unionized arrangement.

fstranger:
We can have a foursome; me, you, Akin-Egba, and ishit4body. Its gonna be BANGING, all night long. Ewoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I don't do gang-bangs bro. Don't like having my pure juices mixed up. It's just me and my centre of attraction. Marathon, purely natural, no drug enhancements.

ishit4body,

I certainly do not see any shit on that incredibly hot body of yours (assuming it is you that is).

I was about commenting on the lawyer's arraignment and his careless action of taking pictures when I had a look at your picture and immediately forgot what I wanted to say.

Like Professor Chinweizu said in his book "Anatomy of Female Power", my brain just took French leave! Yeeeeeehhhh!

I would like to meet you. How can we see? I'll love to spend some oil money on you!

jpmcmanus:
@Stagger, thanks. Can you please be more explicit.

The one I have talked about most extensively here is that of retail kerosene. I talkd about it in the thread I quoted earlier.

The are other businesses people have talked about here. Car wash for example, can give you your targeted profits, and will not even consume up to N500,000 for start up.

There are a whole lot others. You could do building materials, you could go into commodities, etc. The list is long and cannot be exhausted here. My point is, forget forex and all the other speculative stuff people talk about. I have done forex for a long time and even though I have made more than I have lost (yes o, I have lost money in forex but I have made more than I have lost), I do not enjoy the nerve-racking nature and will not recommend it to anyone when there are better and more viable alternatives.

Start a business that will give you guaranteed income with peace of mind!

Run away from all speculative forms of trading. Do real business. N1m can give you N50,000 very easily. There are so many businesses here you can choose from. Choose one centred on he human needs and the needs of your environment and you are good to go.

I would suggest you visit this thread. This business will more than meet your expectations.

www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-466673.0.html

Very upsetting post by the starter of this thread. The Flying Eagles of 1999 were predominantly from the North. No one talked.

Have you ever been to the North? Are women permitted to wear shorts? When Fatima Yusuf was Nigeria's foremost quarter-miler, she had to wear a modified shorts instead of the regular swimsuit that other female athletes wear.

There are restrictions on dressing for women in the North, as such you do not see much female football activity. You do not need to go to school to know this.

The coach was one of the pioneer female footballers in Nigeria, along with Nkiru Okosieme, Ann Cheijine (who for me has still been the best female keeper Nigeria has produced), Florence Omagbemi, Okunwa Igunbor and the rest. Her selection was based on merit.

What should be the question, is why female football which had many teams in our local league has been allowed to die. We commend the efforts of people like Princess Jegede, but with very little support, how are such people encouraged to spend their money in various parts of the country so we have a good spread and pool of talents from all over the country?

The seeming lopsidedness in the geographical distribution of the female footballers in our national team is a function of the attitude of the administrators in the places under-represented, and cultural and religious practices. Nothing else.