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Agitator, Where in my post (which you quoted) did i about an ebook? You want to take me on? You can take you stupidity and shove it up your ass! Fool!

And you think this is where you will see someone who wants to buy an oil block (sic)? The word is bloc, not block!

They are very real. But only big boys play in that pond. It's not an online forum thing. You get it?

So you want people to click on your ads so you make money from click fraud, while Adwords advertisers whose ads are placed on your site lose money in the process. You are wicked and God hates such. Take heed and change your ways. Of course Google will slam you with a life ban!

Orekinky, text me on 08027601655 so i can do some work on this for you. I can trace the source of this theft. Your call.

This is really bad. Why would our people keep doing this?

You need to start a business where people come to you, not you having to go market to people (bulk SMS & stuff like that). You can start a car wash, knowing the kind of roads Lagos has. In a good location, you can wash up to 50 cars daily. Payment of staff is on commission (N100 for every car wash of N400). It's a good biz. Very low risk, the raw material which is water is everywhere. You just buy a pressure wash machine, steam washer for engines, sink a borehole, buy a storage tank, secure land space and you are in business. All your wife does is to go there, supervise the wash, collect the money and pay the washer boys. With time, you can add snacks bar where customers can chill out while they wait. I have done a feasibility on many businesses and so i advise people based on their risk appetite, their financial situation and family demographics. Hope you can take my advise which i have given you with a clear heart and no strings attached. Peace!

It takes about 2 weeks to get approved.

An account snapshot from one of my online businesses. Started with ZERO NAIRA, ZERO DOLLARS, ZILCH, NADDA, NOUGHT, NOTHING!

The figures do not lie. Pending payments and more to come. I can show you all about it and how you can receive your payments in Nigeria, without stress.

Costs an MTN card to get the knowledge though,  that's N1,500!

You can pay only N1,500 and do something that is real and will require ABSOLUTELY ZERO START-UP CAPITAL, or you can keep chasing shadows and paying tons of money for the various programs that only suck you dry.

The choice is yours! Hotline? 08027601655.

SMS Only. Send the message: SHOW ME THE MONEY. Get payment link. Get started!

snthesis:
i have- from LPFO.
truth be told, crude oil deals runs into mega bucks and it is extremely exclusive (except u r tinking of bunkering- even @dat the ppl dat do bunkering na serious connex men!).
The genuine buyers and sellers already know themselves,theres is absolutely no way i would have 20000MT of LPFO loaded on a vessel and i will go around looking for a buyer-totally impossicant , so be extremely weary of people claiming to have "products".
it is only by the grace of God or perhaps a personal favour from someone will an outside broker get into a major Oil deal.

Well said. A friend of mine just had a hefty allocation approved for him from the Petroleum Ministry. The deal was pushed from the highest authority in the land and a European oil giant is already waiting in the wings to snap it up.

Anyone coming here to say he has such allocation and is looking for a buyer is just nuts!

Ban hugging keh?

Thank God no such law existed in my school. Hugging is one of the best experiences a man can feel.

Meanwhile, don't be surprised if this VC is doing some activities that call for  "prolonged hugging" with some female students.

All these holier-than-thou malams they have as VCs. Some of us wey dey ABJ dey see them for places like Kryxtal  Champagne Lounge with all the smoking hot girls there. So I do not know what the big deal is.

Anyway, ABJ is a very cool place. Once you live there, you just cannot live anywhere else in Naija. But it depends on where you live o!

You can't compare the city centre to a place like Kubwa, Deedei, or some of the other satellite towns. Those are slum spots!

But then if you want to live in ABJ, get ready to cough out some real good pay for accommodation.

All those complaining about Abuja being built with Niger Delta money should stop making noise.

I have lived in the Niger Delta for many years and I have been to 20 out of 36 states in this country. No state tn the North or the Western part of this country receive close to what Akwa ibom, Rivers, Bayelsa, Delta and Edo have received as derivation formula since 2000.

Ask Ibori, Igbinedion, Odili, Obong Victor Attah and co, what they did with the funds sent to their states all the years they were in power.

Ibori ---> several private refineries abroad. Of course we now know all the millions of dollars stashed in foreign accounts.

Igbinedion----> the same thing

Odili----> A doctor, his healthcare legacy was to build a multi-million dollar PERSONAL hospital in South Africa. Even Mandela had to ask him whether he had built something close to that for his people. His successor, a lawyer, has put him to shame by building 105 general hospitals in three years, and is revamping the entire road network in PH.

Alams----> we all know how far with him and the stolen Bayelsa millions.


Just take stock. The governors are the problem in the Niger Delta. THE GOVERNORS AND THE GOVERNORS ALONE!

Stop blaming the federal government.

james1:
@stagger.do you understand the term:deformation of character?and in case you don't know,web page's are solid evidence/exhibit in court.becareful.let the man try at conning you first before rush to spew garbage from your crooked finger's.
In Nigeria certain individual have oil wells for sale.so am not surprised but for novice's like stagger it is big deal.
Oil and gas business is not where one easily con people,not now.there are too many complex procedure's to go through.
We are also oil n gas broker's.

Mr oil and gas broker, which oil well have you sold? Which oil deal have you brokered? If you care to come to my office in the FCT, then I can show you places where real deals are brokered!

One more thing: the word is defamation, not deformation. Go back to school!

There are a lot of people who can handle this competently. Problem is, can you accede to the payment terms?

What does the law of gravity say?

Plain rubbish!

Agro related businesses are the best. They don't need stuff that will pressurize them for returns. I fully support the ideas brought forward so far. They just need a little tweaking to suit their specific needs as elderly people.

oge4real:
Men cheat on theirs spouses because they are insatiable pigs.

Are you a lesbo? Because I am sure you have an "insatiable pig" who puts his wonder rod in your hole! And as long as you have one, you do not get to call them insatiable pigs.

If they are insatiable, it is because of what the ladies do these days. Those of us who live in the FCT and are doing a bit well get harassed with phone calls from female bankers and girls from everywhere. Some even come to where tender bids are being opened to get a catch; a bit like going to the river to fish.

I was with my guy in the tender opening for Ministry of Works (where Nigeria's capital vote is mostly channeled), and this banker somehow got my guy's number.

She called him up later at night. Unfortunately for her, we were somewhere chilling out, and my guy put the phone on speaker. She was very direct: she liked him, and wanted to f**k him badly, in fact she was going wet, etc. Four of us who were at the table could not believe our ears.

You need to go to Transcorp and some popular joints at night and behold things. Everywhere you go, they are all there; girls everywhere. Sometimes you see them standing beside cars in hotels, car parks, everywhere.

Most sex workers in the FCT (and I dare say many other places) are from the higher institutions.

The men are not to blame. Men are moved by what they see; it is how we were created. So when a guy goes to a joint to relax, and the lady who is serving deliberately wears stuff showing a generous amount of cleavage, or some girl wearing a G-string with a hipster jeans that shows the top 20% of her butt passes by, can he be blamed for having an erection and wanting to convert his feeling to reality?

I think not.

I have personally had to cut down on my socializing because of this. Once I went to bank to make a deposit and the teller began asking me when I could be free for some "private discussion".

My people, no be small thing o!

He can go screw himself. Man United's guiding principle which has made discipline a hallmark in this team is that no player is bigger than the club.

It is not the first time and will certainly not be the last. If we did not buy the guy from Everton with all his anger issues, where would he be?

Man United is a club founded and honed thoroughly on discipline. If any player thinks he is too much, the door is wide open. Afterall, when last did he even score a goal?

Make we hear word joo!

Danger!

lordsheep:
Hello Ladies&gentlemen,

I am a business broker residence in Dakar,Senegal.I have chains of investors who are willing to invest in the oil field sector in Nigeria.Can anyone put me in a direct contact with any genuine private company or government authorities in Nigeria who have got an oil field for sale? Please, kindly email me below if you have any genuine oil field to offer.Please, only direct and genuine inquiries needed.

Email: fafacoenterprise@hotmail.com

Best regards,

Fabian

I have sent you a comprehensive email on this matter. Let all further communication be via email and phone please. Thanks.

It depends.

The money will be enough if you have a profit sharing arrangement with the station owner, in which case you do not pay a rent per se, but after sales, you split profits with him. His staff will do the sales and you guys can work out the logistics for their payment.

This fellow who says he has an oil well for sale is a first class fraudster. Which country's president allocated one to you?

I have a contact in the Presidency who can give you what you want. If you are Senegalese, then call me on +2348027601655. But if you as much as have any Nigerian agent with you, i will call the deal off immediately. This contact is too dear to me to be screwed up by some fakes. When you call, we can talk about some key issues. But know one thing: no individual owns oil fields here. The moment you post something like that, you set yourself up for fraudsters bc they will immediately know you don't know how things work here.