₦airaland Forum

timekeeper1:
Azmanaty lzaa imhotep gwafaeziokwu ahoadariver proeast pazienza wunt love to hear this..
Aba is a slum pond


Lalasticlala pls carry to front page... Our blodas have deserted their lands to deverop ibadan ogun n lagos why their ancestral land rots....

Their governor have bought houses in Abuja n lagos coz they know their land isn't worth building sumtin worthy....


Our deveroper, u r needed in Saudi Arabia and other Middle East to deverop drugs and death rows pop



Typical igbo culture... See the small boy cursing their fathers... Same region dey use slap and kick to wake their father from bed... Chaiiii wat a wonderful tradition

I wonder how your younger ones keep up with you at home. I am not an Ipob nor Igbo FYI

engrboma85:
Clout chaser ��� are you for real nigger.......abeg rest biko its still early in the day i no get strength.

get off my mention

engrboma85:
You make me laugh ����.... I shouldn't be exchanging words with you. Simple truth nigger already got help and am glad i did so please your self bobo✌️✌️

your a clout chaser.... just to appear as if you know something. You try to put others down. Please don’t behave like dis in real life o.

Nairalandhero:
SEX IS SWEET!!!

Most downfalls of men are caused by MULTIPLE girlfriends. Sex is a spiritual encounter I stand to be corrected, not every girl has a good spirit, some are demon, some has poison in between their legs, some are killers and destiny destroyers, be careful. A man who can control his sexual urge is a man who can live many years on earth.

Having many girlfriends does not make you a man. It only makes you a womanizer, a cheat and a boy.

A real man has only one woman in his life.

For the fact that you are good in bed does not make you a man. A real man is the man who does not run away from his responsibility but faces it squarely.

You don't need to sag your trousers and walk round the street before girls will love you. Infact it is only small boys that sag trousers and it is premature little girls that fall in love with men who sag trousers.

Don't use and dump ladies. Remember the law of karma. Whatever you do, you will receive the reward.

If you cannot make her your wife, don't make her a mother. If she can't be your wife don't sleep with her.

Do not obey your erection at all times. Most times our erections mislead us to the wrong direction. Control your erection. Don't let your erection control you. If you don't you will have few days on earth with much poverty on you. You may insult me but it doesn't matter to me now, because am done telling you this.

It is not everything you see under skirt that you should hustle to eat, some skirts contain snakes that will bite you and leave you uncomfortable. Control your sex urge. Self control and abstinence in most cases pays a lot.

Do not date a lady because she has sexy curves, boobs and shapes. Those things are just packaging; and packaging can be very deceptive avoid such.

Respect any lady that loves you. Yes, its not easy for a lady to throw her love on you and support your future.

Do not beat any woman, even if she is not your wife.

Real man learn how to keep secret, not all that happens in your home that you turn to discussion outside with friends or family.

BE THE REAL MAN TODAY....LOVES.


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if you fail in life it is because you are either
1. Not concentrating.
2. You were just unfortunate
3. You have made a decision to remain a failure

Woman can make you lost concentration, so be careful

ANIEXTY:
I grew up in a compound where there were no kids, everyone was Physically and mentally mature and I was the youngest in the whole yard.... at about 13, I started seeing some things my mates did (Like playing football, or games) as childish, I was very close to the adults that I started talking, behaving and even thinking like them.

I'm 23 now and a 400L student in the University, I also have a skill which I'm making little money from while still in school.

Almost all my friends are older than me, people don't believe me when I tell them my age, they say I don't look or act my age..

I have never been in a relationship before but each time I see someone I like and start getting close I realize along the line that she's either 4 or 5 years older than I am(this has happened for about 4 times now)

Now the problem is; I only get attracted to older women who act mature, I don't want to marry and older lady.....
But this thing is getting deeper
I don't know if it's normal,
How do I control this before it gets out of hand ?

I need your opinion please

No go marry woman wey don get menopause all in the name of “age is just a number”

BadRadio:
I think you need serious beating for saying that. All your teeth needs to be removed

he is saying the truth na. Beating does not change anything, it only put you at risk of killing a woman of three bastard children who will seek for you in the future for revenge.

Amb1045:
the man is not totally wrong. after all the effort to raise a family someone you call a wife starts bleeping around in the name of children, why not tell your hubby about his problems if you suspect any. that's why it's bad for a woman to cheat in marriage because it leads to bastard. let's him machete her for back join, stupid slay queens

But if the women no wake up 3 days later... I hope say you get wetin to tell police o. Nothing dey for violence, jejely park your load and leave a cheating woman.

berryace007:
I don't support violence but this one is LEGIT

what kinda contradiction is this?
No violence is legit o. If e kill the woman na prison e go sleep. I don’t understand how people can become so angry and do things that can put them in danger for life. The man is still a young man. He can go start a new family and abandon this one. Instead of putting his future on the line by beating a cheater

BadRadio:
lemme see the idiot that will come here to defend the woman.


Ogún go kee u today

U dey mad. The man no fit divorce and gently work away? Na small remain he go kill person and go jail. By then una wey dey support am nor go dey dere.

rockstarB:
Bros sent a picture and his wedding ring unknowingly to him showed in the picture
I had to zoom to see whether my eye dey deceive me sef. All the married women shouting up and down. Your husband is single outside the house you dont know.
I met two on nairaland too. Both didnt say they were married. We were only just chatting on WhatsApp.
It didnt take long before ones wife hijacked his phone and started insulting me. I told her I didnt know, she should ask her husband what he is doing on singles forum. The second one I knew from a picture he put in his status, I saw his ring and was like are you married? He said waoh! You get sharp eyes o
Another one, I just knew from his look. This advance looking man cannot be single!

Wetin eye don see, I don begin think say maybe I dey destined to be "second wife" lol

Ahahhahah

Team redpill forever

Akhigbeblog:
Good day everyone, we all know if we're browsering with our phones, the webpage layout contents fall under eachother but when you use a bigger screen like laptop or desktop computer to browse the layout contents are arranged in columns. My questions is how can I make my webpage layout work perfectly on both screens?

give us a visual of what you have done.

missimelda01:
See how everywhere is green like afang soup.. my Alma mater that seriously needs improvement.

Green is a good things, na so we take cut all our tree finish. We can improve our life’s without pulling down trees

chaloskyx:
Naa you arent no anti Christ what i know you are is that you are jobless, clout chasing, and mad to pick being a river goddess and Antichrist to gain attention. better stop all this antics and go back to school like you other peers are doing

oga does that lady look like one seeking attention or chasing clout?
I feel she has mental problems.

pyyxxaro:
This one when Nairaland boys go soon give belle


Mmmsshheewww

una wicked aswear
Laugh wan kee me here

Goodlyhrt:
Somethings just turn me off about life.. A girl I was having a chat with was using this " you are going to grow into a man..." on me, like, hey I am 25 ffs.

There is something about appearance that I am learning the hard way, which is, when you look big, automatically, people accord you some respect..

Whenever I narrate my ordeals to friends they keep telling me, if it were to be them, people will never push them over like that, and its true. In my line of work I meet new people everyday, and sometimes when people walk into my school, some of them would just ignore me in search of who to talk to while I'm the manager, I'd just keep my cool and allow my students point them to me, and its crazy!

I don't just know why I never got anything from the foods I consumed all this years I fecking look like i am eighteen. No muscle mass, no facial hairs nothing, just notging. I tried gyming my axss but I can't dawg I gotta eat first right?

I am off the love market right now, feck it, I don't even think about any girl right now.. the last one asked me a very pertinent question like wow "do I have the strength to satisfy a woman" like, damn! feck me!

I don't even have confidence in my dicc.. yeah, because the last time I checked my semen looks watery and not creamish as it's known which gets me wondering 'when do I grow into a man'

Am I missing somt'ning?

oga why are you unnecessarily looking for attention when not necessary. A time will come when you will have all the white beard over all your body and everyone will call you “papa” till you reach your grave. So man Abeg let things be

Rabbi4real:
Hello,

I need your help and advice. I have been married for six months to a very beautiful woman. Before marriage,we dated off and on for about a year. It was not a love relationship. I had a regular fiancee who I was in love with but I kept this lady for just s*x purpose.

I know I am not a saint but my fiance and I had known each other more than 6 years. I love her but she has a career that makes it difficult for us to be together most times. In six years,80% of our relationship was long distance.

I loved her because she is a very determined and smart business woman. At 24,she started running her father’s company when he went down with stroke. She had alot of family pressure on her but she managed to pull through. However,that meant,she had to go away most times on business trips and our relationship was confined to only when she was around.

When we got engaged,I thought things would change but it seemed like it only got worse as we saw each other less and less. Our wedding was postponed twice. I began to get tired of waiting so I gave her an ultimatum. That made he upset and she broke up with me.Saying it was for the best because our lives are different.

I was so hurt by the break up and I wanted to carry out a revenge on her,I went to my side chick and arranged for us to get .......

https://livelystones.ng/2020/06/09/i-married-my-side-chick-but-falling-in-love-was-not-part-of-the-plan/

la click la bend

Bscholarly:
What are you saying bro??

why are you announcing the amount you have at hand. Hunger dey everywhere o. Just watch scammer come and lynch you online

Bscholarly:
Guys please i have 10k current and I want to spend it on off page SEO. Pls I need your advice. My blog is a Legal and education blog

Cat dey sleep, rat go wake am

May or nothing

engrboma85:
Stop confusing yourself this man....something you installed via cpanel do u still install it on the wp-admin again � abi kini gbogbo eleyi

it is as if something is wrong with you. When you place folder in cpanel, do you also install the database file or config files? If you don’t understand something better learn and if don’t have anything reasonable to say you may just stay away from my mentions.

timekeeper1:
K. Location pls
Moreover this ain't an antelope, it's a jaguar.


Forest green jaguar

you nor well o. Jag wetin?

SPOLO:
Men wey Sabi d game.
Help me

Girls that usually Put their numbber on their bio and put a caption..DM me with ur name.....on their Facebook profile..
Does it mean they are 'GAME'? and if yes...how ah go take run the matter bcus e get one i add just within 1 minutes she accepted my friend request..

See this learner!

In all your doing don’t send card, money or any kinda sendable item until you meet in person. Not even transport.

engrboma85:
Activate not install

which ever, install is still a correct “word”.
On first activation, plugins does what we call installation.

SegFault:
Hmm good. Downloaded an embedded systems book sometime ago when I don't even have one man I really need to get an arduino or raspberry pi to experiment on.

its cheap and easy to get

Omar09:
Went to my cpanel >> file >> public_html >> wp_content >> plugin/

And then I clicked upload file.... Elementor.zip then extracted it there.

after that go to your Wordpress admin and install plugin

Kriximpecable:
Now I get. So being unnecessary nice is harmful to us a guy? I think I get you

yeah just act nicely same way you do to anyone. The most important thing is that you ensure you don’t give a girl the impression that she deserves a favour because she is pretty or because you admire her. Infact the more pretty they look, the less amount of favour you start giving them.

Omar09:
I just installed elementor pro plugin through my cpanel, but when I visit my website as an admin, I can't see the elementor plugin to even use it. What could be the problem, and how can I rectify it?

how did you install it?

Beautyaddy:
Free the man now?

Isn't he a Nigerian American?

Yes, he can choose from either Countries to protest in.

you nor well aswear

Kriximpecable:
Nice one. You really learn Sha. But what do you mean by "SIMP" ,"AFC"?. I'm not too familiar with all these abbreviation

SIMP means a silly guy and AFC means Average frustrated chump/guy

This two words refer to guy that lack social skill and confidence when they are around women. So they instead behave unnecessarily nice to women so as to be accepted. But unlucky for them they are only accepted as friends.

Kriximpecable:
Wow! Wonderful assertion you have there,"the right girl is one who likes me even when I'm stingy with her". I have a classmate then. This girl is so much obsessed with me,couple with the fact that I was very intelligent and the most intelligent guy in my class(among all the boys I mean). But I don't like her in return. She gave me all forms of green light then even call me her husband in the midst of her friends but I was just showing uninterested guy because I don't like her. She has ask me for money severally but I dont usually give it to her till the fact that she now started calling me stingy guy. Event till today when we communicate most times she still call me stingy guy. Would you say she likes me?

staying with someone that takes time to appreciate your love is what makes relationship a happy one. So it is best if we are with someone that when we do it. We don’t feel it.

Kriximpecable:
Really? Maybe you can brief me little of your horrible experience with girls.

Omo na long story o. Short story is that I use to be a SIMP or an AFC. Until I later learnt things through books and reality from big boys who understand too.