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CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Is Depressed, Here Is Her New Look by stanliwise(m): 8:20am On May 24, 2020
Lostz:
watin concern us? na we follow am sign contract?
Why you click the thread ? Iranu
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Is Depressed, Here Is Her New Look by stanliwise(m): 8:18am On May 24, 2020
Bad management
CelebritiesRe: Billboard Features Davido, Tiwa Savage And Mr Eazi On Its Cover (Photos) by stanliwise(m): 8:03pm On May 21, 2020
otunbalamba:
cheesy see as mr Eazi be like oshodi Agbero grin but. Billboard no try ooo angry wetin eazi dey do f9r there, na wizzy suppose dey there na
shatap jare. Shey eazi nor be musician?
ProgrammingRe: Please Help I'm Getting Errors Why Installing Npm On Termux by stanliwise(m): 7:01pm On May 21, 2020
You need a right access to install it. Termux don’t have right to write to the folder, so navigate to another folder to install it
CareerRe: Should I Expose Them? by stanliwise(m): 6:31pm On May 21, 2020
rolams:
You better stay in your lane, there is a lot of gain in minding your business. Expose them and all of you get sacked!
There is a twist. If the company goes bankrupt and he loss his job and his prospect then it is his business. The original question is - is it worth the risk?
I would not really. Best thing to do is to give the Boss some idea on how to protect her business. Not mentioning name or revealing anything or suspicion. If the boss buys the idea then fine it works.
CareerRe: Should I Expose Them? by stanliwise(m): 6:27pm On May 21, 2020
OCway92806:
Idiot you will never make it in your life and be a follower just for seeing it happen and not telling your woman MD ALL THIS WHILE IT WAS HAPPENING, STUPID FOLLOWER YOU ARE NOT A LEADER, how did you get in the position in the first place ??, your boss woman md will still grow in life but you will be poor and your colleagues as well, you belong on the fields tending crops!
stop being so shallow jare. If he tells his boss all this while what is the guarantee of his safety aftermath?
Also later on even the people you saved will be afraid you may snitch on them later on
CareerRe: Should I Expose Them? by stanliwise(m): 6:24pm On May 21, 2020
Abbeylanre15:
I work in finance company and I'm in charge of all accounts. All monies are been remitted to me. The M.D of this organization is such a generous but uneducated woman. My colleagues are leveraging on this to siphon organization's funds to their various pockets. I'm not oblivious of this fact because I'm so sensitive to things around me,but I am d God fearing type that won't participate in such a dirty act.
I've called majority of those in this illicit act privately to warn them and let them know the implications. But to my utmost surprise, the bull-shit keep getting high and d MD is not the type to tell such hidden things, she will reveal the identity of her Intel.
The problem now is that,if this act persist,the company may go bankrupt sooner than later. Even though,the job is not worth dying for,half bread they said it's better than none. I can't afford to be jobless.
Please advise me on what to do?


NB: I'VE SUBMITTED APPLICATION TO OTHER COMPANIES BUT NO RESULT YET.
To what end? Get them sack and be the hero?

If their stealing would harm you then maybe you could find a smart way to expose them but you should be ready for the aftermath Which could be costly. In most cases it is better to turn a blind eye. You only tell your boss if the boss is your father business.
RomanceRe: Do You Think These Pick Up Lines Will Work For Nigerian Ladies? (video) by stanliwise(m): 3:59pm On May 21, 2020
There is no such thing as pick up lines. If you see an attractive lady... you wait for her to land and then create the situation to occupy the arena around her and then you approach. A simple conversation and a link or number to talk later is all that is needed
CelebritiesRe: Anita Joseph Twerks On Her Husband, Fisayo Michael by stanliwise(m): 3:41pm On May 21, 2020
Greenbirth:
When you go to togo, laberia or ghana that one na small thing
I have some guys who says this same thing.
RomanceRe: My Experience That Made Me Believe In The Supernatural. by stanliwise(m): 9:16am On May 21, 2020
czarr:
For a long time i always had the believe that there is a scientific explanation for everything and there is nothing more than the eyes can see.

Few years ago my grand mother fell ill and was taken to the hospital, nothing serious about the illness so we were expecting her to be discharged quickly as usual, she seemed to be recovering...

While she was still at the hospital I had a dream where she was packing her things like she was travelling, I asked where she was going, she said she was going far and I should take care of my parents...I woke up to the news of her death.

My dad also had a similar dream that night the experience still shocks me till now.

Please share any experiences that had you believing in the supernatural.
This is a sign that thing beyond our understanding happens but it is not the proof of spirituality. Just like the concept of dream was misunderstood until we later discovered that even dogs dream also.
If you need to believe in the spiritual or higher realm then you must understand using the faith weapon, if you wait for proof, they will flash right into your eyes and you won’t recognize them. I believe God exist because I have a faith he Does.
It is just like staying in a place hoping someone would come to you just because you saw a sign of the person footwear or leg trails . Those Who wouldn’t wait don’t believe the person would return.

Me waiting believe he would return. I can’t guarantee myself greater than those who chose not believe but my reward lies with what happens in the future.
CrimeRe: Pastor Okochi Chukwu Obeni Tortured In Ebonyi. 10 People Arrested by stanliwise(m): 9:06am On May 21, 2020
hopefulLandlord:
I do not support the brutality metted on this man but Where was the blood of Jesus he uses to cover himself and his members? ordinary cane rendered that blood useless lol yet they claim to have divine protection

It's to be expected anyways since the son of a Jewish carpenter he claims to serve couldn't survive ordinary 3 nails and even asked why his imaginary father forsook him.
You are just empty
EducationRe: Private School Teachers Are Currently Benefiting From The Closure Of Schools. by stanliwise(m):
Teeklef:
Cashing out ko, cashing in ni. It's not everybody that lives in abuja, lagos, and portharcourt. Parents that were unable to feed during this period won't be able to pay for any extra lesson here. Am talking from experience.
You dey mind the myopic OP. No be only cash out big na cat fish
Most teachers I know are broke
RomanceRe: Man Ejaculates On A Lady At Diamond Bank, Nnewi, Anambra While On A Queue by stanliwise(m): 6:58pm On May 20, 2020
Naijamedialog:
You can go and die after reading it. Don't be a fool. Must you reply?
Lol
shut up jare.... why are you spreading old undiluted and not important news.
CareerRe: My 50-Year-Old Boss Shows Massive Cleavage Whenver We Meet, What Could She Want? by stanliwise(m):
Leece:
My 50 Yrs Old Boss Shows A Lot Of Cleavage When We Meet, What Could She Want?

So I got this job around 2019 and I noticed from the very day I went for my interview, there was this woman who happened to be very lenient with me and cautioned others when they asked me tough question. All she did saved me from disgracing myself in front of 5 panelist. After the interview I waited till they closed just so i could say thank you.

When she came out around 7 pm she was more elegant and had this carriage that suits her age. I approached her and she recognized me immediately she was happy to see me and I thanked her. As I was about to leave she offered me a ride and being a very good conversationist that I am, I began to talk and she became very free with me. She told me a lot about her husband and his drinking addiction and how he neglected her sexual needs. I tried comforting her with words and ended by saying she is 50 na her libido should be dead by now, she didn't take offence but replied and said I cant handle her if we ever get down.

Fast forward to when I resumed, I realized she was the CFO of the organisation, now fear don catch me. I couldn't even look her in the eye to start a conversation. I think she noticed and she called me to her office and was laughing at me and later told me she would like us to keep talking the way we did yesterday cause she doesn't have much friends.

There was this day she was dancing to an old Fuji song in the office, her office is sound proof moreover it was already past office hours, i went to say goodbye, she called me to come in and didn't let me leave. I thought to myself another free ride.

She jumped up at a point and had a nip slip, i mean both breast were literally out. I just closed my eyes, she fixed it and was smiling at me.
Since that time till now she has been showing massive cleavage anytime i'm around her. She has started calling me my dear and other staff are calling me omo mummy and they dont know what I am facing cry
hmm
RomanceRe: Pls. Help! My Sister Now Fights With Me (What Should I Do?) by stanliwise(m):
Lalastica1:
This is a girl i watched grow up and then, she gave me the greatest surprise of my life yesterday.

Initially, i have been hearing complaints about how stubborn she has been, sneaking out to follow boys, disobedience at home and many others but i chose to ignore those complaints.

Yesterday, she did something very bad and when i tried to scold her, she just burst into laughter as i was walking away making me look like a fool. I went back to her and ask if she was just laughing at me or what? is she assuming with me?

I landed her a slap and before i knew it, she responded by saying "I should never try to slap her again that she has been overlooking me else she will slap me back and that she has been respecting me all this while but it seems i don't want the respect anymore". What, i was shocked to the bones, " You will slap me back?", This statement provoked me and i gave her another slap and more surprisingly, she slapped me back. I never knew when i pounce on her until i realised she was a woman and a junior sister of mine and stopped.

But then, i have been thinking what could have warrant this girl of yesterday to start talking and slapping back at me? Mum came back and was telling me one stupid "I should have realised she is now a woman."

This morning, she didn't greet me and was forming attitude for me. I have been trying to avoid her because i know that with what i have been thinking, if i should handle her again, if she don't pass out, then she will definitely lose a very sensitive part of her body maybe leg and that will be trouble for me too.

That is why i decided to come to ask if this is normal or something, i don't want to carry out further actions on her cause my mind is not good now.
lol
RomanceRe: Temptation In My House by stanliwise(m): 5:52pm On May 20, 2020
24volts:
Dear folks,
I need your advice, I am in a very big temptation.
My sister in-law visited us before the lockdown .
She is the elder sister of my wife and a widow.
I have been helping her and her kids ever since the husband died in auto crash in 2014.
During this lockdown that she is in my house with her kids , I noticed that she was just too nice to me in particular.
When the government eased the lockdown , one of the Mondays my wife went to her shop and the kids as usual were playing in the compound , she came into my bathroom were I was having shower, she met me naked and saw my third leg and the 2 big groundnuts hanging behind it.
She drew closer and I asked what was doing here.
She started crying , I quickly reach out to my towel and wrapped off my unclothedness .
Why did you just did what you did , I asked her again, but she continued crying , and eventually had to open up and tell me that ever since her husband died in 2014 that no man has ever touched her , she said the death of her husband affected her psychologically until I came in and started helping her family.
She confessed that the help made her to fall in love with me and would appreciate if I could screw her .
I pushed her away and came out of bathroom.

Ever since then , she has been disturbing me .
I was tempted to tell my wife about it , but the fear of both of them querelling for life or killing themselves I stay clear.

Please guys what do I do

Once my wife goes out she comes disturbing me to give it to her .
Ok , in one of those instance I asked her do you remember I am your sister husband , she said that is even the reason why she need me because it is one blood .

Guys please advice me oooooo
This story sound false but if I may advise please never tell your wife about it, you are a man and the decision falls with you, if you mistakenly tell your wife it will be your word against her and you will do almost same damage as if you have had sex with her, you are in a dilemma of not to destroy your sister’s family and not to destroy your family, choosing one is not better because it will affect your immediate family as your wife is caught in between both family so as your children. Get her a place to stay and keep far from her.
Don’t be tempted to go into bed with her oh, the five minute pleasure is enjoyable but the scar is for a lifetime. It is better to go outside and fućk any random olosho than to do same with your wife sister.

If you don’t have money to get her a place then just tell your wife you don’t feel comfortable for the sister to stay here too long and you want her to leave, please don’t give any details about the reason and don’t make it look suspicious. You wife would agree and you will have nothing to fear since you have had no knowledge of her or done anything in secret with her
HealthRe: 216 New COVID-19 Cases, 50 Discharged And 9 Deaths On May 18 (916 Tested) by stanliwise(m): 7:52am On May 19, 2020
MrPRevailer:
Prepare for the Rapture of the Saints, or you'll have to face the mandatory mark of the beast microchip without which you cannot buy or sell.

Please goto (Bookmark) Nowtheendbegins.com and search Bill Gates or ID2020

Also watch the Corbettreport video, YouTube to understand what is actually going on.
Oga stop being naive jare
RomanceRe: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by stanliwise(m): 7:45am On May 19, 2020
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RomanceRe: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by stanliwise(m): 7:45am On May 19, 2020
iyke926:
Oya, give him a good advice.
why keep staying and fucking someone your heart has been bleeding against. Is life all about Bleep and Bleep? If the girl in question is not been faithful and it is causing OP a lot of pain then he should leave. Let us not come and hear someone killed someone someday o. Na so e de start o. If someone causes you grief. Leave them until you recover.
RomanceRe: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by stanliwise(m): 7:34am On May 19, 2020
iyke926:
Just keep her as a fuckmate and don't over react. Withdraw all the caring, emotional bullcrap, financial support and keep her solely for curing konji. And when next you fvck her...use vex stab the pussy with your prick. Don't take women serious
such a wrong advice
RomanceRe: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by stanliwise(m): 7:32am On May 19, 2020
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before i proceed, i will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. yes people i did it, i went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

in fact, im writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so i invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

so later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. the one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

please help me. this is 3am and im still in deep pains, i cant seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

please how do i get my legs working again so i can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??
Now you have broken the rules and Now you have to suffer the consequences grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Said He Takes Hydroxychloroquine To Prevent COVID-19 by stanliwise(m): 7:27am On May 19, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

I won't doubt if may maybe this underrated chloroquine is able to fuckkk Corona viruse up

Because chloroquine itself na one kind stubborn drug

That thing dey fuckkk person blood up not to talk of small Corona viruse
He dey scratch like hell


Damnnnnn
Baby girl i dey every where
Just like air!
The chloroquine isn’t the one you use to know or the one used to cure malaria back then.
FamilyRe: My Brother On Hard Drugs: 18 Years Of Pains And Sorrow. I Need Help! by stanliwise(m): 11:55pm On May 18, 2020
faceland:
Rehab is bullsht in Nigeria. He would network and they would talk about drugs 24/7... People who go to rehab are those who would sincerely soon overdose (die) so their family save them until they detox. Once they come out, they are getting high.
Yea true, if so he can go to a private rehab.
FamilyRe: My Brother On Hard Drugs: 18 Years Of Pains And Sorrow. I Need Help! by stanliwise(m): 11:52pm On May 18, 2020
adontcare:
ur opinion though. I think it's u that something is wrong with. No parent bring up a child in a proper way and reap calamities. Do well and read the book of Proverbs. Also read the laws of karma
But at the end of the day, people have their choices. A man can go astray anytime... Don’t forget
FamilyRe: My Brother On Hard Drugs: 18 Years Of Pains And Sorrow. I Need Help! by stanliwise(m): 11:49pm On May 18, 2020
adontcare:
God is not mocked. What a man/ woman sow, that they will reap. Ask ur mum and dad what they did wrong. There must be something evil they had done that is affecting ur 42 yr brother. The bible said, train up a child in d way that he should grow and when he is old he will not depart from it. They where sparing the rod on him and now spoilt
please stop being so petty jare. To clear your ignorance take a stroll to the rehab and see drug addict worse than he is.
FamilyRe: My Brother On Hard Drugs: 18 Years Of Pains And Sorrow. I Need Help! by stanliwise(m): 11:48pm On May 18, 2020
star4ever:
I have a 42 year old brother who for over 18 years has been on hard drugs. He started this habit while in secondary school and couldn't finish tertiary education for same reason. Efforts made by the family to stop him from substance abuse and rehabilitate him at several occasions failed. Each time such effort is made, he recovers after a while but returns to the habit. Currently, he has become mentally deranged and there seems to be no solution at sight.

He has been admitted to different psychiatric hospitals on two occasions. At both times, he was treated and confirmed fit and sound to return to the society. The moment he was discharged, he quickly went back to his old ways and all the resources spent went into the drain. In one of the occasions, we were strongly advised to engage him as joblessness was one of the greatest problem causing the abuse. We got him engaged by securing a fantastic job which he also left after a week of working there. Other meaningful efforts geared towards engaging him to enable him to become occupied and start earning a living as a man also didn’t work out.

We have organised prayer sessions by powerful men of God, nothing has happened yet. I do want to sound like someone without faith. I strongly believe that our able God will make things beautiful at His time. However, the situation has gone out of control and we need to act fast.

These, amongst many, are some of the interventions already done by the family and we cannot fold our arms and watch people mock us in shame every day due to his abnormal activities in the community.

Now what he does is forcefully, take money from our aged mum, sell any family property at sight in exchange for money to buy his drugs. Beat my mum up at any slightest refusal to give him money. He has been jailed many times for committing several offences related to this habit, yet the problem persists. Maybe we have not applied the best approach?

I am calling on fellow Nairalanders to assist with solutions. I believe there are some of us here who may have experienced this problem in one way or the other, or have an advise to give to solve this lingering painful situation. Your personal or professional experience (s) may go a long way in salvaging this situation for us.

I believe a problem shared is a problem solved.
Your brother needs to go the rehab.
RomanceRe: How To Block Porn On Your Android phone by stanliwise(m): 1:10am On May 17, 2020
Faithful4real:
Read this article to find out why porn can be addictive backed with scientific research

https://fightthenewdrug.org/how-porn-can-become-addictive/
such a nice article
HealthRe: 176 New COVID-19 Cases, 152 Discharged, 5 Deaths And 1028 Tested On May 16 by stanliwise(m): 1:01am On May 17, 2020
Salvador1:
Another 176 malaria test turn out positive

I salute Nigeria.
you better behave yourself
FamilyRe: I Am 20 And My Mom Wants To Throw Me Out. by stanliwise(m): 11:08pm On May 16, 2020
miketayo:
Not in Nigeria, is it the 19k he wants to use to rent a flat, he still has school fees to pay, and no job for even graduates in the country talkless of someone still in school. If u say business whr is the capital to start business.
some people are not aware of current situation on ground, they just have a picture of a perfect world or a picture of some event that has occurred and they just dogmatically throw those principles to people to live on. They don’t think anything is unique and they are so head strong on considering their present situations either because they feel inferior or they feel life works like a mathematical formula. The funny thing is that they always think they are the tough guys grin grin
FamilyRe: I Am 20 And My Mom Wants To Throw Me Out. by stanliwise(m): 11:02pm On May 16, 2020
VanillaIyce:
in all honesty I understood you but that boy moving out in these times of hardship and scarcity especially in Lagos that getting a house is very expensive how much more feeding, what do you suppose he does.one day the mom will find out the truth but for nowhe should pipe low.
He should lay low and humble himself which means he shouldn’t go on a reactive mode and he shouldn’t violently act out. He can call his mother friend or anyone especially religious person to help him beg but please please he should never ever fuel his mom suspicion of him being a thief. Having a bad name is worst dent on a person personality to future success in life. A good name is better than silver and gold. To live a life where ones parent has conviction their son is a thief is a terrible life to live. That life is meant for those who are born-thief asin those one that has it in their DNA that stealing must be the way of life and they don’t care. But for anyone who wants a good future that last thing you can do is to have a bad name.

This is one reason I can fight anyone no matter who you are or how influential you are. As soon as you make me bad in the public I will fight you till my last blood, or I will live that area for Good. I can take any shit from anyone but not people who compromise my integrity.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage: I Might Go Naked In My Next Video by stanliwise(m): 10:52pm On May 16, 2020
Bruno3000:
Tiwa the end of the world is near, give ur life to Christ. What exactly do these pple want in life?
The end of the world has always be near. Next time give people more valuable reason why they may consider their actions.

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