Celebrities › Re: Lilian Afegbai Attacked By A Thief by stanliwise(m): 8:19am On Jan 05, 2022 |
Darkseidxx: It's all cruise To cause controversy jare Why you come dey explain? |
Programming › Re: How Much Is Needed To Kick Start A Forum Like NL by stanliwise(m): 12:29am On Jan 05, 2022 |
LikeAking: The site looks ugly lame on the outside, but inside its top notch inside.
Even 3 devs cant build NL in 3 months.
Just check the size of the file.
The 250k per month mid-level devs cant handle a job like this effectively. It will flop.
I know how long it takes to code even the smallest of things effectively.
Devs build and test at the same time and it takes so much time. Inside is top notch☺️☺️☺️☺️ Okay o. Top notch Wetin? There is nothing top notch about nairaland,you’re over estimating nairaland. Nairaland has content is the reason it is thriving don’t confuse the two. A mid-level dev flopping in space of two month ain’t one to begin with. |
Programming › Re: How Much Is Needed To Kick Start A Forum Like NL by stanliwise(m): 10:18pm On Jan 04, 2022*. Modified: 8:29pm On Feb 05, 2022 |
LikeAking: Why u dey fall devs hand na?
Which dev will take 250 k a month to build a site like NL in 3 months. Sites like NL are high end sites, no be childs.
Only high end devs can do it well and they are not cheap. I was talking to a start up company. 250k is the price for a mid-level dev. Nairaland is not a high end site on the software angle. Maybe on the marketing aspect |
Programming › Re: Confused About Programming Language To Learn by stanliwise(m): 7:19pm On Jan 04, 2022 |
SLOVFO: Who's talking about speaking a language? You obviously don't know what I am talking about here. If only you knew who I am. Or you also think I was talking of spoken languages  What do you think freelancing is all about? It's also a form of exchange of values. If only you knew value is what a professional programmer life depends on then you would make a reconsideration and stop thinking languages |
Programming › Re: How Much Is Needed To Kick Start A Forum Like NL by stanliwise(m): 6:03pm On Jan 04, 2022 |
airsaylongcome: Valid points. However I will still ask, if you wanted to start a car hire business and had the choice of a free Mercedes-Benz or build your own customer vehicle, which would you choose? My problem is very common and sure common solution should do it. I am going for the Mercedes-Benz |
Programming › Re: Confused About Programming Language To Learn by stanliwise(m): 4:27pm On Jan 04, 2022 |
SLOVFO: Please good people, what single programming language can one learn and live on comfortably as a freelancer? I am considering leaving paid employment for freelancing. Change the question to what value can someone offer and live a good life. People don’t get pay because they know how to just speak a language. It is the value they can offer. Be value driven today |
Programming › Re: How Much Is Needed To Kick Start A Forum Like NL by stanliwise(m): 3:57pm On Jan 04, 2022*. Modified: 4:19pm On Jan 04, 2022 |
airsaylongcome: So I always counter this position by using real life analogies. If you wanted to start a taxi business, would you start off by building a custom made vehicle or would you go and buy a 2006 Toyota Corolla and start Uber?
If you wanted to do say some data analysis, would you start of by using Excel or would you invest time and energy building a doped out data analysis software?
If you wanted to start a smartphone brand would you use Android OS or would you rather build a bottom-up OS built specifically for your use case?
Forums have been tried and tested in the world and there is almost nothing new that can be added to them. My advice would always be to start with an existing solution to reduce your cost to get to market while you tweak and adapt the tool you choose to use to get into the market.
I mentioned the example of Trump and Mastodon. I'm 100% certain that Trump has the war chest to start building a microblogging software from scratch. But he chose to use an existing solution. Successful businesses leverage by climbing on the shoulders of proven solutions The simple conclusion is if the core of your business is not what sound like a CMS concept don’t go such route. If the secondary needs of your business are what are custom and primary needs are CMS then use CMS. Custom solution sometime are cheaper and more lite weight than any CMS you can find. If I needed a tools to simply manage my personal inventory, Practically most available CMS around will be bloated with things I don’t need. Only custom solution would come to my rescue. Above you mentioned Excel, If my business needs has just fewer needs than using excel. my lightweight custom software would be better, the only difference is that my software shouldn’t be dope like you mentioned, it should be very lightweight to do only what I need at the moment and maybe a little uglier. Also some business owners are opportunistic and don’t have a good idea of their business goals. They change it now and often. It is best to use a custom solution which is lightweight and easy to change(Agile methodology) Existing solutions aren’t always a magic bullet if it was Facebook, Twitter or yahoo should have started like that. But then none existed. But they crafted a light weight solution. Most company this days fail because they tried to craft some heavyweight dope solution. |
Programming › Re: How Much Is Needed To Kick Start A Forum Like NL by stanliwise(m): 3:25pm On Jan 04, 2022 |
airsaylongcome: Aren't there already existing free software solutions that can be used? NL for example was built on the open source SMF forum software with customisation done when needed.
Even Donald Trump, in his attempt to deploy a rival to Twitter, is using Mastodon; an open source solution to get the platform kick startedi believe OP can use Discourse software as an MVP to test out his idea Like I said there are other strategies. Meanwhile understand that different strategy has different technical debt. Using SMF also need modifications with frontend and backend developers. CMS get in your way when you want some thing they specifically worked against. Making it a little difficult to implement new ways. Cms gets you started but … |
Programming › Re: How Much Is Needed To Kick Start A Forum Like NL by stanliwise(m): 11:50am On Jan 04, 2022 |
OfficialGaGa: PS. I am not a tech savvy... pls pardon any of my mistakes
Hello bosses in the house, the thing is I really don't know much about programming n software development ish... etc... but I have an idea.... to start a Forum like NL but NOT identical, nor a REPLICA... but a lil similar forum to explore other options that NL does "cover"
so gurus in the house pls be honest with me, to start how much money will be needed... (high end website) to create the site, hosting etc... And how much do u think I will spend in the long run with technical support team or staffs....
pls u can just give a ballpark figure for 1. high end website 2. normal average or regular website...
PS. I am not a tech savvy... pls pardon any of my mistakes...
thanks guys Ok for a start you need A frontend developer A backend developer A ui/ux expert. Maybe a product manager For a start one person could be the ui/ux and frontend developer The other person a backend and product manger/team lead. Let’s say frontend dev 150k - 250k/month Backend developer/team lead 150k - 250k per month If your developers are productive, in the first two month they should be able to match what Nairaland functionality offers especially if they use Agile methodology and if you don’t distract them. Other roles are graphics designer, Agile master, social media expert and SEO expert, marketer etc So on the software side you should be looking at 1.5M with a timeline of roughly 3 months to get started There are also other cheaper strategies though. Na free consultancy I just give you so o |
Romance › Re: Give Me Tips On How To Hold A No Sex Relationship Till Marriage by stanliwise(m): 11:35am On Jan 04, 2022 |
EkehPraise: Top of the morning dear Nairalanders..
I think I have found the girl of my dreams and she ticks all the boxes for me except that she has said our relationship should be a no sex relationship till marriage because we intend to settle down this year by God's grace. So please if you have been in a no sex relationship kindly share tips on how to preserve it and be steadfast till we tie the knots. Thank you.
I really need good advice because I want this to be my Bus-Stop. I am always irritated by this questions. What do you personally want? Do you want sex at any time? If yes then you two just have to find a common ground. If you can’t get a common ground then it’s find our ways. What else do you want? |
Health › Re: Nigerian Woman Gives Birth To Twins After 18 Years Of Waiting (Photos) by stanliwise(m): 2:42pm On Jan 03, 2022 |
EternalBeing: Congrats!
In another News: Did you know the definition of Modern Necromancy?! It is the Technology of DNA Gene Editing, Gene Splicing and Mixing Animals and Satanic Nephilims genes into Humanity to make Irreversibly make Humans bodies Hosts to Demons. Getaway |
Romance › Re: Lady Slams Men For Not Wishing Nigerian Olosho Association ‘Happy Christmas’ by stanliwise(m): 1:57pm On Jan 03, 2022 |
Skepticus:

Foolish men be thinking that she is only talking about brothel and hook up girls.
More than half the "oloshos" she is talking about na people "serious girlfriends" "fiancées" and "wives". The above is your own meaning. Here wording was straight she said “olosho”. |
Romance › Re: Lady Slams Men For Not Wishing Nigerian Olosho Association ‘Happy Christmas’ by stanliwise(m): 1:54pm On Jan 03, 2022 |
slawormiir: Damnnn niggar Me personally wish them happy new year and xmas If not for them
Our girl friends and wife for too dey make shakara
I understand but still we need to praise them and wish them happy Xmas because some of these runs babe can be so friendly, with good character, caring and they will give you peace of mind when you are with them They have actually saved us from the shakara, manipulation we would have received from our girl friends and wife...let me also tell you a secret..runs babe and hoelosho are cleaner than our normal girl friends How did you reach this vague conclusion that is hard to prove. |
Politics › Re: Police Arrest 362 Suspected Robbers, Kidnappers In Kano In 2021 by stanliwise(m): 7:37am On Jan 03, 2022 |
post=109033010: We hope at least half of the animals have been sent to meet their makers after due investigation.
May Devil punish all terrorists and kidnappers, robbers in Nigeria, from boko haram, to ipob terrorist organizations, esn, bandits, evil ones among the herdsmen, ritualists, cannibals, kidnappers etc
Any sane, honest and hardworking Nigerian will gladly say AMEN to the above if they know they are not supporting and cheering on terrorists and murderers in this nation.
Karma knows everyone address and posterity will judge us all, whether for good or for bad..
We Rise. Amen May God also punish money launderers and sympathizers of bad Leadership. Any honest person would Say Amen |
Politics › Re: 2023: God Might Not Forgive PDP If We Fail To Listen To Nigerians - Wike by stanliwise(m): 7:00am On Jan 03, 2022 |
matrix199: Even though both APC and PDP are almost birds of a feather, PDP remains the lesser evil. And trust me, if we'd to choose between the two, we should choose the lesser evil. you're not well. And who constrained us to two evil |
Programming › Re: Learn How To Code And Make Money $$$ by stanliwise(m): 3:14pm On Jan 02, 2022 |
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Programming › Re: Please Help With This Javascript Code by stanliwise(m): 12:44pm On Jan 02, 2022 |
arabmoney14: I am following a JavaScript tutorial in which the tutor runs a similar code as below. It's supposed to create a new property called age and set the value to (2022 - birth year). Apparently, mine outputs undefined.
Anyone with an idea why? You need to do this before the console.log() profile.calcAge(); |
Celebrities › Re: I Can Never Go Broke Again - Timaya by stanliwise(m): 3:14pm On Dec 31, 2021 |
Saturn444: Broke is for individuals with fear of poverty syndrome.
Bankruptcy is my thing. I could actually declare myself bankrupt to avoid paying income tax and I won't lose sense of self worth, unlike these loud talkers who aggrandise their self worth for vane Street love.
Fucckk the world and stay on the low and grow your wealth. fucckk you too |
Programming › Re: Programming Section Junk And Trash by stanliwise(m): 11:42am On Dec 31, 2021 |
qtguru: NL Programming section is anything but coding related, I have seen so many trash filled in this section and I think we can do better, However I would like to also appreciate alot of members who contributed but we also have some elements among us who spam this thread with trash contents and I think we can do better. Reddit is a more better haven for programming because we have allowed low quality contents here and it saddens me to see this, because this is my fav section on NL.
List of people ruining NL with no programming topics Beey3026 webcom1 Tech129 Basketmouth2019 Bull098
I will keep populating the list  Let the nairaland team put more hardwork on crating better platform. People doing all this rubbish are nothing but a necessity. The question is what are Nairaland mods doing? How many programming topics are in frontpage? |
Programming › Re: Learn How To Code And Make Money $$$ by stanliwise(m): 11:38am On Dec 31, 2021 |
codewithfemi: Thanks so much @stanliwise. What programming language would you like to see on the channel? I am a hardcore PHP developer. Although your other series where you talked about agile and other coding pattern is amazing. I have book many of them . Can I follow you on GitHub? |
Programming › Re: Learn How To Code And Make Money $$$ by stanliwise(m): 6:46am On Dec 31, 2021 |
First dev I have seen on Nairaland with quality records, I will subscribe to your channel though I don't do C#. |
Programming › Re: Backend Coding Problem by stanliwise(m): 5:36am On Dec 31, 2021 |
bobomartin: Not like i want it done for me, i am just confuse on how to go about writing the code. I am not really used to questions like this i guess, i have only been working on beginner projects like blogs with mongodb. If i see a sample or like an example i think i can find my way. Hmmm Then just get started and keep asking questions . It will aid your development |
Programming › Re: Okay by stanliwise(m): 5:59pm On Dec 30, 2021 |
Hightser: Hello devs, Please I’m officially open to any design jobs against 2022.
User interface design, user experience design, interaction design.
Got any jobs, personal or company design, please reach me on vowsnig@gmail.com or WhatsApp me on +2348122213751 Don’t advertise yourself like this. Why not post your portfolios, write blogs about what you do and communicate your current knowledge of UI/UX. That is what is attractive |
Romance › Re: Am I Taking The Wrong Move Buying Her A Phone? by stanliwise(m): 11:56pm On Dec 29, 2021 |
dboY1123: I just met this beautiful girl, and I'm already all over her.. She's not in a relationship but definitely guys are disturbing her even her ex's.
I asked her to come over to my place and she did, we went out together and get some stuffs and we head back home(my place). So, I decided to ask her out one on one in my place and she said NO, she's still finding it difficult to go into another relationship.. When she left my place for her house just two byke away, someone stole her phone from her bag(she called me to tell me) the bag was open by the time she got home.
My question now is, should I ever think of getting her a phone? I still don't know my stand in her life, I really love the girl but ain't acting like a simp whatsoever.. But the fact that she lost her phone after leaving my house is what bothers me.
Please what should I do? First question first. Why did you think you are the one to replace the phone? |
Programming › Re: Backend Coding Problem by stanliwise(m): 10:19pm On Dec 29, 2021 |
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Romance › Re: Stop Looking For Virgins And Get Married Guys, You Can't Eat Ur Cake And Have It by stanliwise(m): 10:08pm On Dec 29, 2021*. Modified: 9:39am On Jan 20, 2025 |
advanceDNA: u have a funny way of jumping into conclusion. Are you a woman..?? because women are experts in that jurisdiction...
I never said men are not promiscuous. Every statement comes from a context... the context I spoke come from the premise of a thread involving a woman that’s sexually volatile.. Still, Women also need to look out for good men so that they can have a happy home. As a matter of fact, they do.. they don’t want men that sleep around. Ask them if you can..
Btw... the risk of promiscuousness is higher for women
Abortion count Risk of being barren Risk of non compatibility with penis size, as you know, men don’t come with equal sizes down there...
A woman that has been banging cucumber sizes will have a problem settling down with banana or candle stick The above are also not peculiar to gender is my point. And for the OP he is somewhat speaking through this teeth. My position is this, many people looking for a virgin husband or wife has no moral justification to do so. Many just wanna Bleep and enjoy themselves before marriage yet planning to get the virgin girls/boys in marriage. In other words promiscuous people are looking out for pure people to make life partner(what a funny combo) Won’t it be justifiable for men who sleep around to marry women who do same too? Or do you think any virgin wether male or female would survive with a partner who sleeping around? Meanwhile promiscuity is different from Virginity and lastly aside pregnancy, saying women are most affected is a big fat lie. The sexual infections and contamination going around you think they know male/female? Men who sleep with women after they are married you think their virgin wife are up to the task of those women they sleep with? Please do a rethink |
Romance › Re: Stop Looking For Virgins And Get Married Guys, You Can't Eat Ur Cake And Have It by stanliwise(m): 7:56pm On Dec 29, 2021 |
advanceDNA: So if I get you correctly....u mean if a guy has been dating and all the girls he met has been girls that other 10-20 men has slept with, girls that cheat on him, girls that are not disciplined
So, He doesn’t have the right to look for a decent girl that will give him peace of mind??
U do understand why people feel virgins are lows risk women.??.. it doesn’t automaticlly mean marrying a Virgin means your relationship will be perfect that a non Virgin..
In my opinion ... a man that has been cheated on, a man that has dated coded runs girls, and all manner of morally bankrupt girls is actually the one that will be looking forward to dating decent girls...so your point f eating cake and having it doesn’t apply here...
Why should any man pay huge bride price for a lady 10-20 men has slept with...with a couple of abortions to match
By the way.. if there’s any one that wants to eat their cake and still keep it, it’s the women living promiscuous lives, jumping from one d!ck to another, committing abortions but want men to put them on the same level as women that are more sexually disciplined.. In another words only women are promiscuous right? Don’t you think gender does not play a role in this topic? |
Romance › Re: Stop Looking For Virgins And Get Married Guys, You Can't Eat Ur Cake And Have It by stanliwise(m): 7:12am On Dec 29, 2021 |
CSTRR: There are different levels of non virgins.
Some of the ladies my friends have slept with, I honestly can't advise anybody to marry them.
Dem too fucckkk those women like no man's business.
You can't compare a woman that has been repeatedly fisted and has swallowed a lot of cumm, to one that has normal sex every once in a while.
There are levels to this. Comrade your point are very valid |
Romance › Re: Stop Looking For Virgins And Get Married Guys, You Can't Eat Ur Cake And Have It by stanliwise(m): 7:10am On Dec 29, 2021 |
advanceDNA: Being a Red red piller has nothing to do with looking for virgins...red pillers are just guys that don’t think with their wife’s or girlfriend’sPussy
By the way Virgin hunters are just trying to take calculated risk in an environment of high prostitution, several abortions and dangerous body counts..... it’s crazy out there...
If you don’t care about a woman’s sexual past Good for you... Don’t blame those that care
... The bottom line still remain one can’t eat his cake and still wanna have it back. Many guys who stand on the road of sexual past are also not worthy to begin with. I still disagree with the OP in a way though, everyone should be aware of how promiscuous a potential partner maybe and that also goes for a women too checking for how promiscuous her husband could be . It shouldn’t be a gender thing. Everyone suppose worry |
Celebrities › Re: "I Am Single , I Am Not Married" - Juliet Ibrahim Cries Out by stanliwise(m): 7:04am On Dec 29, 2021 |
iamyemiakins: Iceberg Slim really chop this babe  as in fine fine. Three times a day, 21 times a week |
Programming › Re: How Do I Get My Zeal Back?? by stanliwise(m): 2:02pm On Dec 27, 2021 |
Supreme145: Recently I've observed my motivation levels as regards to coding has dropped drastically, I went almost two weeks without coding due to power outage and I could recall how restless and wasteful I felt not coding all those days. Light has been restored for some days now but I'm beginning to feel lazy, the numerous reject mails I wake up to each morning has left me dejected and wondering if I'm on the right path.
I'm currently trashing out my react skills and applying for internship and entry level positions both paid and unpaid without success. Normally at my level I should be focused on upgrading my skills and practicing more but for someone that has bills to pay, the need for a job has overridden every other interest.
Depression is setting in and I'm struggling to get my motivation back, Its been days since I opened my VS code which very unlike me, I feel I'm wasting away but I still can't find that zeal to code.
Has anyone been in this kind of situation before How do I get my motivation back?? yeah I can relate to this so well. You have bills to pay . Yet you need to learn. The two don’t work well, because of the lack of patience it entails. Here was how I got out. You have to specialize, yeah you heard me right. You need to cut down unnecessary stacks of languages and pick only a few you will work with. Spreading your time around too many stacks is one of the biggest form of unproductive setting and a system crafted to make you work so much with less achieved. So my brother gather yourself on just few stacks. 2. Start forgetting or worrying too much about theories and how you need to learn this and that about your chosen stacks. Focus on value delivery. The only way someone will pay you or give you an opportunity is when you can help them fix thing. So from now on start channeling your thought to “What is the smallest thing I possibly do for a person that would be of value with my current stack”. Soon enough you will realize that accumulating more knowledge ain’t the goal. Rather it is value delivery. 3. Do only one thing at a time. For the moment now just start doing and learning about one concept of your stack once at a time. The logic is start learning the most likely value you would be asked of at your level now. So in other words note down future idea, don’t jump into them until they start cropping up or when you’re chanced. Focus 70% of your time on things needed at the moment. Finally and the most important of everything above. Get depth please. You need to learn some part of your stack beyond the beginner level. You need to start exploring codebase of bigger project of your stacks and explore how advance dev make use of them. People who do not have deep knowledge of their stack would never get the better offer. In summary, focus, do one thing at a time and find a little depth. |
Culture › Re: Obu Umunri Enugwu-ukwu Yuletide Masquerades Flogging Competition (Video, Pics) by stanliwise(m): 10:16am On Dec 27, 2021 |
etibaba: What's fun in seeing people flog each other? Zero sense in all this, inflicting pains and injuries on yourselfs and calling it fun. Make Obi cubana go wear Masquerade start to flog E-money na. Poverty just dey make some people misbehave. How about boxing, wrestling, kick boxing and other fighting sport? Where they not part of human culture too? It’s a culture bro and I am assuming for it to have stayed to 2021 it means they would have a proper understanding of how to carry it out. Meanwhile I don’t see how it is related to poverty. Poor people can’t organize such a big and colorful event |