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Romance / Re: No Sex Until We Are Married by stanliwiser: 10:15pm On Mar 21, 2021
OMOJOHN001:
Guy's how do you handle this type of Girls in a relationship,

Now let me gist you Guy's small, Don't even call me simp cuz I have overcome as many as possible ladies that came with this yeye scope before.

I stated dating this babe about three weeks ago now, I love her so much to an extent that I have plan to marry her if she is a serious type.

when she accept to date me, I asked her if she has any BF she said (yes)though their relationship is not more than two months and Nothing like sex has happened between them. She said.

I said no pro, Just three days into the relationship I asked her to Choose between me and that guy, that I can't be dating one girl with another dude. To my surprise this babe choose me, Now two days ago she came to my side telling me she has broke up with that dude and she even delete and block the guy number on WhatsApp in my presence.

Just for this babe to come up with an excuse of No Sex yet today. I was just there laughing and Told her no one does a relationship without sex in this Generation but this babe said she can't have sex yet oooo.

Now guy's before one werey go mumu me and act smart.
How do I handle this babe, to avoid her seeing me as someone that's after sex, and from the Romance we had I notice she is a virgin, but not sure sha.

Cuz I gat to chop her before she can collect shi shi from me, I hate story that touches the heart.

stop trying to hard to prove you’re a redpill or what’s up guy. Omo bully in Nairaland has gotten everyone here o

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Crime / Re: Are Videos About Yahoo Boys Running Mad Real? (Photos) by stanliwiser: 9:01pm On Mar 21, 2021
Firstnebo:


Yes I understand going to Alfa to bathe. They go believing they would receive fortunes. That's understandable, it's their belief

But what I am trying to look more into is the validity of the claim that this their adventure would one day cause some of them to get mad in anyway (or lead to their fortunes). Like how real are those claims? Have any of those claims been clearly confirmed?
you can’t really find an answer to your curiosity except you go in yourself and experience it

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Celebrities / Re: Ozo Chukwu Celebrates His Mother On Her 55th Birthday (Photos) by stanliwiser: 8:50pm On Mar 21, 2021
MufasaLion:


But he ended up as a SIMP
So?

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Romance / Re: Why Did You Dump Your Ex? by stanliwiser: 8:44pm On Mar 21, 2021
Because she is supporting Chelsea

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Crime / Re: How Fake 'Customer Care' Withdrew ₦500k From My Dad's Account After A Phone Call by stanliwiser: 8:43pm On Mar 21, 2021
nsiba:
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Stop talking nonsense if you don't have any reasonable thing to say
but he is saying the truth na
Crime / Re: How Fake 'Customer Care' Withdrew ₦500k From My Dad's Account After A Phone Call by stanliwiser: 8:42pm On Mar 21, 2021
Jaqenhghar:
The scammers right now

[img]https://media1./images/dd7fb7489fc1554c292974a13b239898/tenor.gif?itemid=20477301[/img]
This got me rolling ... grin grin grin grin

But the situation no funny haba
Programming / Re: Web Developer Hangout 2021 by stanliwiser: 7:04pm On Mar 21, 2021
The5DME:

I think it's more of the latter.
Ok can you describe your last experience. Why exactly did you not become friends with the person. If you can’t remember the last atleast you can remember one prominent one
Crime / Re: Exposition On Hushpuppi, Flashy Lifestyle Of A Society Of Nobody Holy Pass by stanliwiser: 2:05pm On Jul 03, 2020
MansoryMX:
Hushpuppi matter na go finally kill us for this country since we nor fit reason Wetin our government dey do us. Fuel price got increased again even in this darkest hour and we are all keeping quiet. I hate this country and the people living in it.
Same here
Crime / Re: Exposition On Hushpuppi, Flashy Lifestyle Of A Society Of Nobody Holy Pass by stanliwiser: 2:05pm On Jul 03, 2020
airmirthd1:
A part of me feel for this guy..
If you were among the people he scammed and you still feel for him then it is genuine but for now I call it hallucination.

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Romance / Re: She Said I Must Marry Her. I'm Going Bananas. Please Help. by stanliwiser: 1:58pm On Jul 03, 2020
chatinent:
Hi friends, I need your opinion on this. There's this (say) friend of mine who I misdeemed as friendly not knowing there was sth more to it.
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First of all, I'm single. Not like I'm searching but I really want to be single till I achieve some few things on my to-do. I have a good job too. Marriage is not sth one should jump into. I've turned some advances down majorly because I wasn't ready to settle down: I believe dating should solely be for marriage and not trivialized. (my religious belief I hold unto dearly).
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Back to my tale. She's this kind who complements me and sometimes chat, call and text-message and I return the favour by checking up on her sometimes too by also calling and sms-ing (I was always civil and careful with my words not to incite unusual feelings).
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Fast forward to last week, she called me and asked where this relationship was heading to. I paused for a moment and hung up. I was so mesmerized. Relationship? What relationship? We didn't have that kind of relationship, I thought. With the most pleasant words, I re-called her and explained things to her, acknowledging she was beautiful and never would I undergrad her but that I was just simply being nice and civil and appreciated it that way (but not for anything intimate or relationship). I didn't know those nice words of mine wouldn't work. This girl started pestering my life from that day. I've literally beseeched her I wasn't ready for a relationship but she wouldn't leave me be. She has tried many things; trying to seduce me the day she invited me with the guise of apologizing for her errs, threatening 'female names' (thinking they are my girlfriends) on my contact to leave me (however she got them!)..latest was she telling my friends I broke her heart. In fact, people she told may rightly think it's true because of how she incessantly tell them to talk to me.. I'd be like going to coma when they do! Not as though she isn't beautiful but I AREN'T READY TO DATE! Even if I were, it wouldn't be her! Worst is she is acting as a wife! Cooking and bringing for me and putting me in a position to reject or take it (with the pity 'accept it na' from my co-staffs around). I don't want to embarrass her there but I've explained it countless time to her I'm not interested. As in, what part of the sentence doesn't she understand! .
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Yeah, I know some people will think I aren't a 'guy man' bla bla to have not 'used her' up till now but f your feelings. This is my life. I don't have to be you.
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Note, I haven't had anything intimate with her. We haven't even discussed about anything intimate! She doesn't even know my apartment. You need to see me hiding when going home so she wouldn't even know there. Oh, I'm getting crazy. The only far I think we went was she asking about my marital status which I firmly said I was single and not searching. I even thought she understood. In all I thought she was joking and repeatedly told her to come off it, but she is damn serious about this shit.
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The bomb came yesterday when she told me she wouldn't let another girl snatch 'what she has worked for for years. That she will not let another girl marry her man, that it is her I must marry.'
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I nearly exploded. My head has overgrown its size.
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I don't chase after girls. I don't flirt. Please explain this life to me. Could this just be a joke because I'm beginning to go bananas.
Marry her. And I will wait for your premium tears.

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Health / Re: Do You Personally Know Anyone Who Has Tested Positive Or Died Of Coronavirus? by stanliwiser: 9:08pm On Apr 23, 2020
Iwillsurvivedis:
Well personally I don't know anyone who has been infected or died of the novel covid-19 virus, with the hype and rate of increase as purported by our government and the secrecy sorrounding those they claim to have it, I have my doubts regarding the figures.

I have personally followed Ghana on worldometer.info and Ghana's covid cases has remained below 1300 and just 9 deaths over the past week(s). So what does Ghana know that we don't.

Also I read a report on yahoo news saying sunlight easily kills the virus and we all know that the sun in Nigeria can boil yam in the right circumstance.

Another thing I noticed is that as soon as the European union gave Nigeria a 27 billion grant, the cases started to rise uncontrollably. Anyway thats my observation.

So do you know anyone with the virus or has the NCDC Being to your area to pick any suspected case.

Let us know.

Health / Re: Do You Personally Know Anyone Who Has Tested Positive Or Died Of Coronavirus? by stanliwiser: 8:52pm On Apr 23, 2020
EXLOVER:
Corona virus in Nigeria is the biggest scam so far.
oga no go put your family and neighbors in trouble o. It is real, I have health workers as friends o

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Celebrities / Re: Photos From Uche Jombo's 40th Birthday Party by stanliwiser: 10:43am On Dec 30, 2019
Ini Edo.... Oya come hear.....let me feel it, if it is original

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Crime / Re: Uncle Kills His Niece In Port Harcourt (Disturbing Photos) by stanliwiser: 7:11am On Dec 30, 2019
realstars:
Anger is a sin, it can lead you to serious trouble, he is now a killer, he will face the rad in the correction center.
Here comes the religious extremist, how is anger a sin?
Crime / Re: Uncle Kills His Niece In Port Harcourt (Disturbing Photos) by stanliwiser: 7:05am On Dec 30, 2019
DonFreshmoney:
Not that am supporting him but what did the victim do to him that he hit her.. am sure he didn't intend killing her.. that girl must have insulted him, no respect for elders..
so what is your point exactly?

Romance / Re: How Do I Stay Away From Porn Please? by stanliwiser: 11:57pm On Dec 11, 2019
Vega100:
Porn and masturbation are killing me. I don't like it


Suggestions please...
We call it caging. Just cage yourself and thank me later
Celebrities / Re: Shatta Wale Mocks Hajia4real After Cardi B 'stood Her Up' by stanliwiser: 11:33am On Dec 09, 2019
MISTAICEY02288:
Mtcheeww..

Yea Cardi B was a Stripper and a street gurl and she's proud of where she's coming from and what she has achieved so far.

But can this ugly compound f0ol ever achieve what Cardi B has and will achieve in her lifetime? I think this clown even started his musical career years before Cardi started hers. Buh how many people know him globally compared to Cardi? How much achievement has he made compared to Cardi?

If he was the one celebrities were waiting for his arrival to come and perform, would he still think like he ia doing now?
Why e come dey pepper you for body.
na you be cardi B?
Politics / Re: DSS And Army: Who Commands More Fear? by stanliwiser: 11:24am On Dec 09, 2019
Rubbiish:
How can u compare Army with DSS?
Comparing paramilitary to military?
It should be DSS and Police, customs, immigration & the likes
The strength of any country depends on her army, a country with a weak army is a weak nation.
DSS aren't necessarily civilians o.
Most DSS are from the military, they are selected for internal and secret state service.

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Regains His Heavyweight Titles! Joshua wins by unanimous decision by stanliwiser: 11:19pm On Dec 07, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Steps Out In Style by stanliwiser: 5:39pm On Dec 03, 2019
Observinho:
Too many bitter posts here..Why don't you leave this lady alone to live her life in peace, or did she steal your destinies? Haba!
why e con dey pain you for body?

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Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Steps Out In Style by stanliwiser: 5:38pm On Dec 03, 2019
sex dolls
Celebrities / Re: Ubi Franklin And Iyanya Finally Reconcile After Months Of Serious Beefing by stanliwiser: 12:27pm On Nov 30, 2019
stieyven:

God made man in his image; in his image he made man. Genesis 1:27
I hope you understand that verse.
Celebrities / Re: Etinosa Smokes, Quotes The Bible: "My Mother Tried In Training Me" by stanliwiser: 10:27am On Nov 30, 2019
DaHrNn0001:
Where is Daddy Freeze... Is this what he preaches to his sheeples? Really don't understand how people don't have the fear of God this days.... She is doomed.
you so confuse on this planet
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Shoots Her Shot At A Fine Man With Special Offer by stanliwiser: 10:21am On Nov 30, 2019
nicelaw:
But how do people really say those things on social media?
like you don't have relatives, Siblings, Colleagues at work, class mates on your friends list?
Imagine a colleague or Relative who hold you in high esteem seeing this on your Timeline..
It's crazy if you ask me..
Dont bother too much.
obviously they are scammers.
yahoo boys.
if you reply, na free recharge card and transport fare you send to the silly yahoo guys.
many naija girls are olosho but they don't display it in this cheap manner.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Shoots Her Shot At A Fine Man With Special Offer by stanliwiser: 10:15am On Nov 30, 2019
Shashar:
when you get to that point where you have no need to Impress anybody,your freedom have begin
There is difference between respect and impress.
By the way, no man is free.
Crime / Re: Four Doctors Commit Suicide In Abuja by stanliwiser: 3:45pm On Nov 28, 2019
wallezee:
So, it’s also hardship that makes people commit suicide in countries with good economy?
bad economy is one of the many factor
Crime / Re: Four Doctors Commit Suicide In Abuja by stanliwiser: 3:43pm On Nov 28, 2019
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Real niggarrrz don't commit suicide
No matter what we don't

That is why as a real niggarrr just try and learn how to do any one of these three things
Smoking weed
Banging ladies
Drinking alcohol

Any one of this three things will save your asss anyday anytime twice on depression period

As for me i do the three anyday anytime twice on Sunday

Remember those days in school when Uniben nearly use old programming language frustrate me
Fortran F
Pascal. F
I rewrite the course them tear me F again.

That night when i check the result i just tell my guy make him buy enough weed na so i smoke all night



what a stupid advice
Education / Re: A School Bus Without Back Window Spotted On The Road, Pupils Pose In Style by stanliwiser: 3:31pm On Nov 28, 2019
etrange:


If it's me, I'd say "I don't entirely agree".

Ok, share your view.
I am an educationist and by experience, most mediocrity and bad facility is a combine effort of indsicipline, corruption and lack of funds.
Some school owners claim that they don't have money to do this and that, this is because the standard of education in Nigeria has fallen so low that virtually anything is accepted in the Educational system. I wouldn't entirely blame the principal, the governoring body are also responsible, the bad government are also responsible etc.

All I am saying is even if you goto some poor areas in a working society, using a dilapitated bus to carry children around is alien. There is so much excuse we can give here and there but then again, we can always discipline our self to follow a standard.

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