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Governor of Osun state to youths of the state:

"You have a 72 hrs ultimatum to return all the loots to the nearest Oba palace or face serious sanctions"

Osun youths to the governor:

You and all past and present political leaders in the state have 72 hrs to return all looted funds to the nearest CBN or get ready for problem”

So we must pick you up, Take you Out, take you home, Make you Cum, Spoil you, Feed you and GIVE you MONEY ??

EDO GOVT REVIEWS 24-HOUR CURFEW TO 4PM to 6AM DAILY

The Edo State Government has reviewed the 24-hour curfew earlier imposed in the state on Monday, October 19, 2020 to quell civil disturbances in the wake of the hijack of #ENDSARS protests.

The curfew is now to commence from 4pm to 6am daily, starting from Friday, October 23, and would be reviewed after 72 hours.

In a statement, Special Adviser to the Governor on Media and Communication Strategy, Crusoe Osagie, urged citizens to adhere strictly to the new directive.

Osagie reassured that the Governor Godwin Obaseki-led administration remains committed to the security of lives and property.

He further enjoined Edo people go about their normal businesses and return home before the kick-off of the curfew.

Today 22/10/2020, information received by the Command is that, some suspected criminals/hoodlums bugled Omoregie Rice Warehouse located at Upper Sakponba Road, Benin City.
Operatives swung into action and arrested the following suspects;
1. Favour Etimumore, 'f' age 19yrs
2. Chinyere Uyi, 'f' age 35yrs
3. Desmond Uguagbe, 'm' age 24yrs
4. Daniel Duruji 'm' 22yrs
5. Iyoha Godstime, 'm' 14yrs
6. Godstime Omosuzi, 'm' 15yrs
7, Nelly Monday 'f' 19yrs
8. Philip Ewere 'm' 63yrs and
9. Osas Guobadia 'm' 30yrs
Investigation is ongoing to ascertain the number of bags of rice that was carted away.

Benin jailbreaks: Obaseki inspects correctional facilities, issues ultimatum to fleeing inmates

The Edo State Governor, Mr. Godwin Obaseki, has issued ultimatum to fleeing inmates from the Medium Security Correctional Centres (MSCC) on Sapele Road and at Oko, Airport Road, to return to the prisons before Friday, October 23rd, 2020.

Obaseki gave the ultimatum while inspecting the Correctional facilities on Sapele Road and at Oko, in Benin City, the state capital on Wednesday.

Obaseki was accompanied on the inspection of the affected facilities by the Deputy Governor, Rt. Hon. Comrade Philip Shaibu; Secretary to State Government, Osarodion Ogie Esq., Chief of Staff to the Governor, Ethan Uzamere, and DIG Celestine Okoye, among others.

Obaseki said the level of destruction in the state was never in the spirit of the #ENDSARS protests, but the action of criminal elements who have now caused unrest in the state.

"This is not in the spirit of #ENDSARS protests. The protesters were focused on reforming the police system not to destroy prisons and release inmates. You can tell that there was some criminal intention behind these acts.”

Obaseki said the #ENDSARS protests in Edo State were hijacked by criminals and some inmates were released in the process, noting, "We condemn the act wholeheartedly and even the #ENDSARS protesters have joined us in condemning this act. Government can't sit down, fold its hands and allow a breakdown of law and order in our society because everyone will be affected.

He added: "We know some of the inmates have been released but we appeal to all inmates who have escaped to come back on their own before the close of business on Friday. They should report themselves back as nothing will be done to them but failure to do that, we will come after them as we have their records.”

Assuring of the government's support to the police authorities to restore order and normalcy, the governor said, "Having undertaken this inspection and seeing the level of destruction, we will now move swiftly into action. The Inspector General of Police, (IGP), understanding the gravity of what has happened in Edo State, sent DIG Celestine Okoye to come and assist us in putting the situation under control.

"Our government will continue to support our people to have the right to express themselves legitimately. We don't have any problem with #ENDSARS protests but we are against hooliganism and brigandage.”

Controller of Correctional Services, Edo State Command, Babayo Maisanda, who took the governor and top security agencies round the damaged custodial centers, said the total number of escapees is 1818.

He said the number of recaptured and secured inmates is 163, noting that MSCC New (Oko) has 182 inmates, with 28 of them from Ogba Farm centre, while MSCC Benin (old) has 15 inmates.

“We were overwhelmed by these hoodlums who were armed. We heard of their coming and informed other security agencies to come to our aid but didn't see them. We were eventually overpowered,” he said.

Deputy Inspector General of Police Celestine Okoye, urged the people of Edo State to remain calm as the police are on top of the situation, as some arms have been recovered and 12 hoodlums arrested.

"We have recovered some of the arms and we are after the hoodlums and promise to arrest them. We have already arrested 12 of them. We are appealing to Edo people to calm down as we are doing our best to maintain law and order in the state."

The governor and his entourage also visited the MSCC New (Oko), MSCC Benin (Old), Idogbo Police Station, EDPA building, Emotan Gardens Estate, Upper Sokponba in Ikpoba Okha Local Government Area.

A total of 5 Police Stations have been burnt in Benin: Idogbo Police Station, Ugbekun Police Station, Oba Market Police Station, St. Saviour Police Station &
Textile Mill Rd Police Station

Is it wrong to crush on others while in a relationship??

7 years relationship just ended because of Genotype. Wetin you for ask on a first date but barbeque fish no let you get sense

Two million to start a Business or 150k monthly Salary...��

Which one will you Pick ?

Why are women always the most happiest during their wedding?

10 Different types of RELATIONSHIPS

1. LONG DISTANCE

This particular relationship is always through phone calls & texts with a lot of masturbation & lies involved. It’s like onions sha,cos las las it will end in tears.

2. Besties

These relationship is always between two adulterers. They use this title “bestie” to cheat on their partners. Tueh!

3. EntangleMENT

This is a relationship that can make you MENT. That’s all I can say for now.

4. Single & Searching

These ones are still looking for their better half! E no Dey Favour them at all.

5. Relationship with benefits

These ones date majorly for what they can benefit... (Sucre Papi & Mami vibes) Set awon come down I’m parked in front your hostel.. if you know you know.

6. Single and Hoeing

These ones are still enjoying the freedom of multiple knacks partner so they’re single & sharing. Set awon “Brhoelosho & SHeoeloshos”

7. Single and NOT searching

These ones basically enjoy their peace of mind & they don’t want anyone to Coman stress them so they rather stay single and be happy.

8. God when Relationship

These ones have sweet relationship that everyone is wishing to have cos they’ve taken time to understand themselves and grow in love �.

9. Kanyamatta Relationship

These one is a relationship organized by the “oshoromongas”... a.k.a the mumu button controller, a.k.a do as I say.... if you know you know.

10. ADD YOUR OWN NUMBER 10

What's the worst thing that your partner can do to you to make you leave your relationship

I don't understand the headline and the content, is Obasanjo still President??

FG Says N30.5bn Spent In Response To COVID-19 Between April And July
Channels Television
Updated September 6, 2020

A health worker is seen wearing a PPE amid the COVID-19 pandemic.


The Federal Government has said it spent N30.5 billion in response to COVID-19 between April and July 2020.

This is in response to a letter by the Socio-Economic Rights and Accountability Project (SERAP) which asked the government to provide a breakdown of how it spent the N36.3 billion donations and fund received to fight the COVID-19 pandemic.

According to the Accountant-General of the Federation, Mr Ahmed Idris, N30.5 billion was spent within the said date and it represents 84 per cent of the total sum.

A further breakdown of the expenditure reveals that the Presidential Task Force on COVID-19 spent N22 billion while the 36 states spent a total of N7 billion


FG Says N30.5bn Spent In Response To COVID-19 Between April And July
Channels Television
Updated September 6, 2020

A health worker is seen wearing a PPE amid the COVID-19 pandemic.


The Federal Government has said it spent N30.5 billion in response to COVID-19 between April and July 2020.

This is in response to a letter by the Socio-Economic Rights and Accountability Project (SERAP) which asked the government to provide a breakdown of how it spent the N36.3 billion donations and fund received to fight the COVID-19 pandemic.

According to the Accountant-General of the Federation, Mr Ahmed Idris, N30.5 billion was spent within the said date and it represents 84 per cent of the total sum.

A further breakdown of the expenditure reveals that the Presidential Task Force on COVID-19 spent N22 billion while the 36 states spent a total of N7 billion.

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Others include the Nigerian Air Force which spent N877 million for the deployment of assets in support of COVID-19 operations; the Nigeria Police Force spent N500 million on Personal Protective Equipment while about N18,000 was paid as bank charges.

But SERAP alleged that the document submitted does not contain other significant details as indicated in their Freedom of Information request, including details and breakdown of the number of Nigerians who directly or indirectly have benefited from the spending, and details on plans to spend the balance of N5.9 billion in the COVID-19 eradication support accounts.

Source: Channels TV

"I'll never leave you" has left.

"The light of my life" don off light.

"I can't imagine my life without you" is married.

"My forever" no even last 4 months.

"I'm happy you're mine" sef don japa �.

5 Essential Rules before Entering a Relationship:

Rule no. 1:

Never use anyone's heart to play games.

Rule no. 2:

Never date anyone if you're not ready for a serious relationship.

Rule no. 3:

Never use another person to forget someone else.

Rule no. 4:

If you're waiting for someone else, never let another person fall for your sweet actions.

Rule no. 5:

The most important thing, let God be the center of your relationship.

Edo Police Command parades suspects in alleged rape & murder of Miss Vera Uwaila Omozuwa

Edo state police Command today paraded some suspects involved in the alleged rape and murder of the UNIBEN students miss Vera Uwaila Omuzuwa who was allegedly killed in the Redeemed Christian Church of God in ikpoba Hill By unknown persons in Benin city.

I went to my girlfriend’s house yesterday evening and met another guy kissing her. I became very angry and left.

I just saw a text from her this morning, she sent me the guy’s number and said I should call him and say there was nothing between us�

Nigerian students waiting for the Presidential Task Force to confirm safe reopening.

Presidential Task Force waiting for Ministry of Education to analyze submitted reports.

Ministry of Education waiting for NUC to access preparedness of Universities.

NUC waiting for universities to submit report.

Universities under ASUU says no reopening unless the STRIKE is settled.

WHO DO YOU THINK IS ACTUALLY DELAYING RESUMPTION OF SCHOOLS?

LET'S DISCUSS

Hello graduates, what was your final year project topic ?

1. The fornicators

These ones are extremely excited about the news because they’ve use masturbation to finish themselves at home...They need to goan fornicate badly with a human being.

2. The scammers

These ones are low budget yahoo boys that are using their parents as client to cashout.. They’ll collect money for text book and handout that don’t exist. Them Dey house with client so no format fit work for now. So they’re definitely happy school is reopening.

3. The SLAY MAMA.

These ones are tired of dressing properly at home & going to grind tomatoes... A whole “sexy Lizzie” going for choir practice�...
They wantu rush back to school and continue runs and fake life. They’re definitely happy about school reopening.

4. The Yahoo boys

These girlfriend snatchers are definitely happy about school re-opening because they can’t wait to goan tension people’s children with ‘lockdown cashout’.
Agba wire wire! Eez only God that wee just you ooh �.

5. The ISRAELITES

These ones crave genuine freedom from their hostile parents... These set of students are very happy ‘cos now they can finally leave home & get peace of mind in school.

6. The ones that have MOVED ON.

These ones accepted their fate early... They forgot about being a student and got lockdown jobs,some of them have even gone to learn trade in onitsha main market. So the school re-opening news don’t even bother them at all.

7. The ones that just wantu goan GRADUATE

These ones are just happy that they won’t spend extra year cos of corona... They just wantu graduate and forget about school and it’s big trousers & ugly shoe wearing lecturers.

8. The MARLIAN

set awon “school Na scam”.... These ones might have even forgotten their reg number sef. They’re definitely unhappy about school reopening. They just wantu make money,relazz & be takin karuff.
Who school epp?

9. The UNBOTHERED

If school like, it should open or close nothing concern them. These ones are not happy or sad about school reopening.


10. ADD your own

So this guy had an accident, almost lost his life, rushed to the hospital and was given some blood. He regained consciousness and became better.

Now he wants to sue the doctor for giving him blood while he was unconscious, on the grounds that it’s against his faith.

This quote from Bishop Kukah got me thinking.

"Nigerian education systems have surprising outcomes. The smartest students pass with First Class and get admitted to Medical and Engineering schools.

The Second Class students get MBA and LLBs to manage First Class students.

The Third Class students enter politics and rule both the First and Second Class students.

The Failure enter the underworld of crime and control the politicians and businesses.

And best of all, those who did not attend schools become Prophets and Imams and everyone follows them.

What a paradox of life. This can only happen in Nigeria where corruption is the order of the day.

They are happy to announce commencement of international flights because it is time for their children/wards to return to schools abroad, September is resumption date for most schools abroad! Nobody is willing or happy to reopen schools here.

— Omoyele Sowore

Professor Zulum of Borno state is given the governor of the year award by Tell Magazine, as the best performing governor in Nigeria....

Life cycle of a modern day female:

Hoe phase: in her prime years 18-25 years, rejects serious guys who want to settle down as they're too boring. Instead chooses the players/fuckboys/thugs as they're exciting & adventurous. Jumping from dick to dick in the name of sexual freedom

Epiphany phase: in her washed up years 26+, realizes she's no longer valuable on the dating market. Convinces herself that she no longer dates fuckboys (though deep down she knows they no longer want her)...quotes about self worth on her social media daily

Healing phase: she realizes marriage might pass her, boom Jesus becomes her 1st love. She becomes a full blown church goer (church is now a retirement home for hoes), this church act gets her some dumb church brother, who quickly proposes to her & she lives happily ever after

Feminazi phase: this is when she fails to trap a guy during the healing phase, she then becomes bitter, boom a radical feminist is born. She hates men, kids, family, culture. Advocates for divorce, abortion, degeneracy & a whole lot other stupid things

#School_reopening: JAMB meets heads of tertiary institutions on new admission date
The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board(JAMB) is considering a new date for the commencement of the 2020 admissions processes from the earlier announced date of 22nd August 2020.

The Board would accordingly meet all the tertiary institutions today, to brainstorm on the possibility of shifting the commencement of admissions to a date that would better accommodate the vagaries of the COVID-19 pandemic.

JAMB made this known in its Weekly Bulletin made available to newsmen in Abuja on Sunday night.

My girlfriend told me she was over her Ex when we met. But then I found out she's been secretly texting that her Ex for months.

what should I do?

In their early 20s, they only date older men because they are more matured and have enough financial stability to pay the bills.

In their late 20s and early 30s when marriage comes knocking, they start looking for their mates because all the older men are married. Rinse. Repeat

And by this time, some of those boys they used to treat with contempt as broke and "not serious" in their early 20s have "made it."

But those broke boys of yesterday want to enjoy life with some of the young, beautiful, "fresh" girls in their early 20s before settling down.�

And that late 20s and early 30s is when they attend the most weddings in their life. Most of their friends,relatives are increasingly getting married.

By the time they experience all the love and mushiness in weddings, they come home and start scrolling through their contacts �

They start remembering some of the boys they rejected some years who seem like they're okay. They arrange hangouts, dates.

But most of the guys they'd hit up are now proper Bleep boys who just want to flex life. So they give you hope, smash you 1-3 times and japa. Heartbreak �

And you swallow your L, tell yourself that marriage is not that important,come on social media to talk about how you "love the women I am becoming."

And then party with home girls,down it with liquor,live the life.And then another wedding invitation for the weekend. Rinse. Repeat

You know, a point comes when you'd be the only single person in your squad. All your homegirls are now married. And they're are too invested in their marriage that they don't have as much time as before. They have a husband, kids to love and care for. You're no longer top priority

At this point, you are exhausted from going on dates, getting to know different guys, sharing your body and bed with different men who only want you for the sex

And you transfer the bitterness from all these disappointment to men on social media aka join the "men are scum" squad

Anyway, this is a cycle we are all too familiar with. Some people get caught up in this loop as a consequence for playing the great game of life.

Keep taking those L for now. The lord that did it for your homegirls will do it for you too. This life na turn by turn

Gov Ganduje of Kano's daughter married Gov Ajimobi of Oyo's son!
Yes bro, Dangote's Daughter married former IGP Mohammed's son!

Bros! Buhari's daughter married the richest man's son from Borno State.

Abike Dabiri now an inlaw to Gov. Ibikunle Amosun, governor of Ogun State.
Let me inform you again that, Prof Yemi Osibanjo's daughter was taken to the same kind of home marrying the son of one of the richest black women in Nigeria.

Their children study abroad, start work abroad , get married abroad , go to hospitals abroad, treat headache and cough abroad, give birth abroad, establish businesses abroad, go for vacation abroad, et al.

Yet, they come out later to give you guns, machete, axes and few thousands of naira to cut your fellow brothers down in the name of election.

Believe me, they will be coming to you again
Bros! If u are only good as political thugs, ballot box snatchers , and not as an in-law , then you have Problem.

UseYourBrain

The Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, which has been struggling to clear its name from alleged deals with the underworld in Dubai and the United States has, to our surprise, found the voice to attack the anti-corruption war of the Muhammadu Buhari administration following the President’s endorsement of Pastor Osagie Ize-Iyamu, the All Progressives Congress, APC’s dashing candidate for the governorship election in Edo State.

Forgetting its own history and antecedents, the PDP said in a garrulous statement that “the President ought to have been aware that the Candidate is standing trial for corruption,” and then went on rant against the government’s war against corruption, alleging its failure.

Let PDP first withdraw the governorship nominations it gave to Ahmadu Fintiri and Bala Mohammed of Adamawa and Bauchi States respectively, before it opens its mouth and talk on the efforts of this administration in fighting corruption. Or else, it should shut its mouth forever and leave us to do what it dares not attempt.

Both PDP governors were actually on bail from criminal trial on several counts of fraud and embezzlement.

Justice A. R. Mohammed of the Federal High Court, Abuja, on Friday, July 1, 2016 granted bail to the former acting governor of Adamawa State, Ahmadu Umaru Fintiri. He was charged on June 30, 2016 by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, alongside his company, Mayim Construction and Properties Limited on a five-count charge of money laundering to the tune of N2.9 billion.

In the case of Bala Mohammed, the PDP Governor of Bauchi State, the EFCC, on Wednesday, May 10, 2017, arraigned the former Minister of the Federal Capital Territory, before Justice A.M. Talba of the Federal Capital Territory, High Court sitting in Gudu, Abuja, on a six-count charge bordering on abuse of office, false declaration of assets and fraud to the tune of N864 million.

“Bala, while in office as minister, allegedly received N550 million as bribe from Aso Savings and Loans Limited with respect to some properties in the Asokoro area of Abuja.

“He is said to have corruptly abused his position as Board Chairman of Aso Savings by allocating four numbers fully detached duplexes and 11 numbers semi-detached duplexes valued at N314 million through the Presidential Taskforce on Sale of Government Houses, to himself.

“The former minister is also accused of making false declaration of his assets.”

Pastor Ize-Iyamu is being prosecuted by the EFCC alongside Lucky Imasuen, former deputy governor of Edo State, Chief Dan Orbih, PDP Chairman in Edo State and other leaders of the party in the state, Tony Aziegbemi and Efe Erimuoghae.

Under the country‘s laws, only the courts can convict. A suspect remains a suspect until conviction. But, if in the view of the PDP, a suspect is guilty as charged, then they must show examples by withdrawing the nomination of their governors and the party’s numerous Senators and other legislators standing trial in various courts of the country.

A party which 16 years in office destroyed the country’s economy and infrastructure has no moral authority to criticize the accelerated infrastructure development drive, largely drawing its energy from the Buhari anti-corruption campaign.

A government that sees corruption in the past administration and sees corruption in its own administration, and fights it with equal gusto, cannot be placed on the same scale with those who, by their words and deeds said corruption is a way of life and Nigerians should learn to live with it.

This clean-up drive by the President Buhari administration will only speed up with the ongoing investigations and trials.

The current administration’s cleansing exercise of the government, politics and economy in line with the zero tolerance for corruption, will not be distracted.

At 23, she had the opportunity, the privilege, the connection! Everyone could as well achieve that even at 20 if they have the same connection, opportunity & privilege. It is not a novel thing.