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Religion / Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Stevechigo: 10:08am On Apr 28
chatinent:
None.


I just need to see God himself.

I have questions.


Questions like:

1. Wetin the firstborn of Egyptians do wey you kill them?

2. Was the flood story really necessary when you could have removed sin? Cos it turned out the flood was useless if sin continued.

3. Why kill Jesus when it could have been the Devil?

4. Wetin Job do why you tell Satan to test am? Na so you dey do?

5. Why put a fruit in garden Eden and still tell them not to eat from it? You bin get plans?

6. Why Solo marry many wives and later you ban am?

7. How Noah take carry all the animals into ark? E no clear.


8. How did the white mercenaries successfully brainwash Africans this much using you even after stealing so much from them?


9. Are you comfortable with how African preachers always lie with your name?


10. Why did you prolong sin when you could have ended it from the start?


11. How did you send Isrealites out of Egypt and still harden Pharaoh's heart to pursue them? Why!


12. If during creation you rested on the seventh day, who created Sunday?

13. If we sin, we go to hell. But you are the one who put that forbidden fruit in Eden. And Satan make them sin. How come you still commission Satan to torment sinners in hell?

14. Why do I have to suffer here on earth when nothing really concern me with your matter with Satan or Eve? And dem say heaven is the goal. It's illogical. To suffer on earth to go heaven? To do what there now? Angels dey short for there?


15. Na true true we all come from Eve? Cos the different races worldwide says otherwise.


16.David killed Goliath with a stone? Samson killed a lion with bare hands? Fish swallow Jonah? Which fish? How Na! Na all this kind story I no dey like.


17. So you mean when Satan was tempting Jesus, both of them dey stroll? Like even when e carry am go mountain dey promise am en glory, they were walking side by side? Abi them fly go up?


18. After from wetin dem say happen for Eden, you and Satan bin get beef before for heaven? Cos I don't believe that serpent and Eve story was how it started. Just be honest with us.

We also need to hear Satan's side of the story naw.


19. Which brand of tea did you drink with that one that said you drank tea with him? You drink Cowbell or Ovaltine?


20. So you really told Abraham make en kpai en son Isaac just to prove he wants you? Ha, you too dey do o. I think that's insecurity tho.


21. Jehovah's Witnesses say blood transfusions is bad but dem dey take blood capsules and tablets. What would you do if they finally discover that it's not that bad? And what about the lives that have been lost? Cos I don dey see say dem don dey dey liberal to some policies forgetting that those policies made others lose lives!


22. Can you really tell those who say their apron dey perform miracles that they've been brainwashed to its highest apogee? How did you put your church sticker on a gas cylinder and didn't refill for 3 years? Did this lie hurt you?


23. The other one say en pray and drove car for miles without fuel. How this lie pain you?



24. Can you really communicate to your African believers that they can pray to you themselves and that their pastors dey job them full time?


25. Have you ever collected a kobo from the tithes and offerings these African preachermen collect? Cos dem say na you dey come collect am when sun go down.


26. Wetin hungry Eve really do? She really eat the fruit abi una force am as Adam no dey contab? Cos the reason for putting the fruit has to be justified naw


27. Dem say Jesus died for our sins. To prove what actually? Why no just kill Satan! What kind of dying ritual is that to save human race when you fit kill Satan? Abi you no fit kill Satan?


28. Besides, how can a white Jesus (and I presume you are white too) die for a black man? Where has it ever happened!


29. Many people love you for the stories they were told and chose to worship you but you snub, ignore and leave them to suffer, experience torture, and die...but console them with Shedrack and Meshach's story, Daniel's story etc... why!



30. Dem say you go judge everyone on the last day. As in, judge everyone for what first? For the sin you put for garden make Eve chop? Or for the punishment you extended to unborn children wey no do anything? Aje, you and these your stories dey vex me.







And many others


My brother on a more serious note... you well so?

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Religion / Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Stevechigo: 9:58am On Apr 28
NoSmoking:
Satan

I will come with a long spoon



Evil genius. cool cool cool cool

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Religion / Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Stevechigo: 9:56am On Apr 28
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BlocksNG:
Adam & eve. I'll like to see the shape of eve's boobs and to see maybe she's shaved.


You are evil. grin grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Pregnant Man In Kid's TV And Dolls: Are They Now Coming After Our Kids?(Photos) by Stevechigo: 9:48am On Apr 28
palel:
This is so nice. Kids sex animations should be next



You must be sick or something... check matured people response..pls go to kids page and paste your jargons.
Religion / Re: Grammy Winner Mandisa Dies At Age 47: 'She Is With The God She Sang About' by Stevechigo: 9:26am On Apr 21
2shure:
No one gives a fuc k.u go sing gosel song to fool ppl,but go get bad mind,dey sleep around .idiot

First idiot without brain to comment angry angry
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Jailed For Six Months With No Option Of Fine by Stevechigo: 12:01pm On Apr 12
Very dark man and portable will be like. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: War In Sudan: Over 9 Million People Displaced by Stevechigo: 10:46am On Apr 06
dkidd:
They secretly orchestrate wars all over the continent, sell weapons of war to fools, the fools who are bloodthirsty and power drunk use it against themselves leaving everything in ruins. Then comes the orchestrators with aids to make it look like they are offering assistance meanwhile they're actually negotiating how to rebuild and takeover the economy and natural resources of the
foolish Africans. It's the latest form of colonization and it's going smoothly around dumb African countries.

100% true..smart dude. shocked
Foreign Affairs / Re: War In Sudan: Over 9 Million People Displaced by Stevechigo: 10:38am On Apr 06
tunwumi:
African problem is the provision of Aids to them.

How can an hungry person be thinking of war?

You don't need biological weapon to control African population. Just stop the Aids and the population control will happen naturally.

Mmmmmm you are an evil genius grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Bridge Collapses In The US After Being Hit By A Ship (Video) by Stevechigo: 9:37am On Mar 26
Titanic part 2 loading ..IAM sure Jack n his babe are on that vessel..I can hear the captain playing Celine Dion music grin grin
Romance / Re: Dad Cries As He Gives His Daughter Away On Her Traditional Wedding Day(vid) by Stevechigo: 8:22pm On Mar 25
DaddyRochie1642:
The daughter looks like someone that will like sex too much, she's got an attractive dick sucking lips.

Just the way your sister looks. angry
Politics / Re: Atiku’s Ambition Is Affecting The Growth Of PDP – NPSA President, Hassan Saliu by Stevechigo: 10:28am On Mar 21
Let me check. How old will he be in 2027?

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Politics / Re: HARDSHIP: What Is The Situation Of Things In Your Area. by Stevechigo: 10:12am On Mar 21
[quote author=Light78 post=129032517]You must have up to 10k to eat a comfortable meal at an eatery restaurant. [/quote

That's the basic truth.
Politics / Re: HARDSHIP: What Is The Situation Of Things In Your Area. by Stevechigo: 10:06am On Mar 21
PointZerom:
grin


In my area Tinubu supporters are dying of hunger.

You so funny.

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Travel / Re: Tanker Crushes Fresh Abia Poly Graduate After Clearance (Graphic Photos) by Stevechigo: 2:38pm On Mar 06
Nomerci:
She must have been a rude gal and using her sharp mouth to insult others on campus. Karma na bich.hahahahahaha

Your stupidity is awesome...i might even be talking to a little child who knows.
Crime / Re: Nursing Student Commits Suicide In Ogun by Stevechigo: 9:18pm On Feb 20
[quote author=Viper000 post=128560253]Everybody just dey commit suicide dis period.
Las las the suicide go reach everybody including u reading dis[/quote

Your father, your mother, your brother and sister,even your relatives are all reading dis.. rest in peace in advance to them.
Family / Re: Help Me To Appreciate My Wife In This Tough Period by Stevechigo: 10:25am On Feb 16
tochez24:


And you think you know anything about me when you said first that I'm a little boy that's fantasying??⚠️

Nobody is judging OP based on his financial muscle, what i am saying is that he should keep his tongue shut if he can't appreciate his wife like real men do!!!

Have you seen Ned, otedola or dangote appreciating women online?

Well I don't have energy for poor people♂️

You and OP can continue to fool yourselves
🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️

Why are you so dump.. angry angry
Education / Re: ABSU Lecturer Proposes To Student In Lecture Hall On Valentine's Day by Stevechigo: 12:58pm On Feb 15
Davidsimonnie:
This is wrong though, in a developed country, the lecturer will have to resign from his work.
Now that he has proposed and the girl is still a student, what happens when she fails his course paper?

angry angry How is that even possible...are you not seeing his knee on the ground for her.
Education / Re: ABSU Lecturer Proposes To Student In Lecture Hall On Valentine's Day by Stevechigo: 12:47pm On Feb 15
GOFRONT:
Food wey all lecturers dey manage chop, e reach your turn you wan customize am.

grin grin grin grin on point

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Education / Re: ABSU Lecturer Proposes To Student In Lecture Hall On Valentine's Day by Stevechigo: 12:44pm On Feb 15
123yes:
Ok. Ooooooh. The man chop the thing sweet am. He kuku want to carry the student wholesale. I happy for them.


grin grin grin grin I swear ..no more sharing
Family / Re: My Mother Wants To Throw Me Into Bankruptcy by Stevechigo: 10:50am On Feb 14
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DyingFetus:
Give me her number and I'll help you locate the problem


grin grin grin grin grin grin na Dem Dem be that.
Family / Re: Every Home Has That Smell Unique To It. What Smell Is Unique To Your Home? Pics by Stevechigo: 5:15pm On Feb 12
Starboytwo:
Canadian loud
grin grin grin grin I was expecting that.
Politics / Re: Social Media Regulation; "We Go Change-am For Your Government" - Isaac Fayose by Stevechigo: 4:16pm On Feb 12
angry angry
Jostoman:
Make FG no try nonsense because wetin dey distract us don end yesterday.

grin grin grin angry grin grin football.

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Travel / Re: Video Of The GUO Bus Attacked Along Lagos-Benin Road, All Passengers Kidnapped by Stevechigo: 7:58pm On Feb 10
Freetech:
With the leak of classified docs from the presidency?



It's clear opposition are behind these series of security problem - very desperate criminals.

Tinubu should beam the searchlight to Atiku and his cronies especially Dino and Obedience crews.

Do you observe that most this issues are happening in States where PDP and LP has interest in winning.

Lastly, the people reporting this news appears to have insider knoledge.

Haba..why you no just get sense.
Sports / Re: Ogun Sales Rep, Mikail Osundiji Slumps, Dies Watching Nigeria/South Africa Game by Stevechigo: 10:35am On Feb 09
Confirm4real:
Nawao shocked


God forbid I go die for Nigeria, me kee tufiakwa...


grin grin grin grin grin bad guy
Politics / Re: Protests: FG Mulls Food Import If Hunger Persists by Stevechigo: 10:26am On Feb 09
Ha!
With all the arable land in the country, and all the millions of jobless youth... how can food imports be our solution? I weep as I type this... Oh Lord, what is wrong with us? We are complaining of pressure on the naira, unemployment and loss of industries and still talking about food imports! Are these people OK? It takes a month to grow efo, 3 months to grow maize, tomatoes and peppers and 8months to grow cassava and groundnuts. Start now and plant these in every available area, give grants, allocate lands to everyone who is interested and end this food insecurity once and for all but no, they are talking of food imports cry






Best answer so far.. smart guy
Politics / Re: Tinubu & CSU: We Don’t Have Time For Frivolous Issues – Yusuf Tuggar by Stevechigo: 1:44pm On Oct 04, 2023
See them talking anyhow.. after being well settled.. don't have time for frivolity kill you there angry angry
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Buy A Car For Your Man? by Stevechigo: 1:28pm On Oct 04, 2023
[quote author=UyaiIncomparabl post=126191920]Of course.

But, he must have invested ×50 of the worth of that car on me first to get the dividends. You can't expect me to gift you a luxury car when you can only offer me a bicycle.
.NA DEM DEM BE THAT. angry angry angry angry
Literature / Re: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Celebrates Her 46th Birthday Today by Stevechigo: 10:03am On Sep 15, 2023
Piggyyeaster2:
e pain am
..no it's your stupidity that is making people to swear 4 you and your family..kid

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Literature / Re: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Celebrates Her 46th Birthday Today by Stevechigo: 9:54am On Sep 15, 2023
Piggyyeaster2:
This foolish woman without husband also laboured in vain
... common sense is not so common..she pass your entire family combined together..fool angry angry
Politics / Re: Lagos-Abuja To Take Four Hours Through Supersonic Highways — Umahi by Stevechigo: 10:29pm On Sep 01, 2023
Abeg we go fit afford am?? shocked
Travel / Re: "Fathala Wildlife Reserve In Senegal" Where You Can Chill With A Lion With A St by Stevechigo: 10:40pm On Aug 31, 2023
I dedicate that John Sena song.. to the lions paparara you can't see me.. stick ni stick ko

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