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I tire oo... Them dey count better tins for soup pomo dey raise hands in the middle of chicken n turkey. Togo is entertainment industry is far behind Nigeria so keep ir fact to urself. Though i dont really feel his songs after Gobe but Davido is a star in Africa.

chinkelly:
Togo u said? Hahaha... so people dey talk, u dey mention Togo. Is there any known Togo artists. U guys speak only french, not even the real french, pigdin french. Pls go away from here.

3 bottles of what ever brand of drink u want.... Lolzzz those rats must be Alien rats

josite:
come to alade market somolu to see ALSATIAN RATS.u will run for your life.

If some naija Mechanic never perform magic for ur car U would realize ogogoro N water na same color but the taste different. Happy new year!

DGD1:
seriously!

guess we all forget the efforts of this guys to keep our cars on the road.
most are not educated but within a moment they fix what a graduate of Harvard and the likes couple to call a car.
how many of our so called mechanical engineering graduates can drain the oil off a car, some can't tell the size of a bolt by mere looking or feeling, bt with our *nigerian mechanic * you can't do freedom without knowing it
I can go on and on
they are not as bad as we portray them to be, because if they are, we would always ship our carss back abroad to change plugs, drain oil, and do some simple things

Not just boring but full of fake, photoshop lies making front page. The Moderators are getting lazy i guess.

tgmservice:
Who noticed nairaland is quite boring today

AMEN !

sounds like the op edited the lyrics Fela Kuti song title Suffering and smiling but at the same time i have experienced worse, even the host pastor had to take the mic to caution the guest pastor that they do not do things like that in this branch. may be na fund raising to build more branches un-necessarily and i ask, why will a church have 2 or 3 branches in the same area when one branch can handle the worshipers in all branches.

Incorruptible:
I can challenge You op that u dint attend any church.
Al these were coined out from what u have heard in order to defame Christianity.

Naija is a joke, well i guess they will give excuses like high rent and they provide electricity 24 hours. Another funny thing is, junk foods are expensive in Nigeria but very cheap abroad.

anigold:
Endtime chin chin, I can used that N5k to cook a very delicious calabar soup with lots of eatables.
Edi kang ikong soup if you never eaten this calabar soup then u have never eaten good food.
Proudly Akwa Ibomites...
Dakada

xMrPx:
Pls, can someone remind me who sang 'Lagos Adama, Ajebor naa you go tire". Dude killed d music with a nice voice That song still ring a bell in my ear". Kind of street though Abeg who sing am?

Candy and blocker. I had the tape that year...no matter u pretty,ajebor na u go tire Lagos adanma emelu mela na u go tire....

What are u waiting for ? Sponsor him to Marriage level if you like n we will pray for u .... Sounding as if the boys life was ruined by the gift....

anonimi:
Is he not better off with a scholarship through primary, vocational/technical/secondary schools and maybe polytechnic or university
How long before the gift is disused?



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Magical priceless work of art based on the fact it was done by a pretty NAIJA babe. People don't buy much arts in NAIJA which I guess may be down to naija bad economy, I would suggest she adds wall decorations to her art so that she can easily sell her talent n also make more money. Finally never underestimate the power Art galleries, no matter small it is or how local the area may be. GOD bless both of u in all u do.

Chai... thats werepe a.k.a. devils beans...lolzzz

eitsei:
nt me bt my classmates did diz.....they went to d Bush to gather yerepe(dnt knw d english word for it) n put it inside matches box n blew into d bodies of some female students.... lol come c d rate at whc these galz took off thr uniform n began to scrub thr bodies.... chai i c boobs dat day...lord forgv me

who will answer your prayer ? God or the moon ?

searchiing4love:
THE ONLY WAY TO WIN THE HEART OF THE AVERAGE GULLIBLE NIGERIAN IS THROUGH RELIGION AND THE PROMISE OF A BETTER LIFE IN HEAVEN . THE POLITICIANS KNOWS THIS AND THEY HAVE PERFECTED THEIR ACTS IN COLLABORATION WITH THE RELIGIOUS/BIBLICAL SCAMMERS CALLED "GOD OF MEN" TO USE RELIGION AS A TOOL FOR OPPRESSION AND MIND CONTROL. INSTEAD OF BUILDING HOSPITALS, FACTORIES, GOOD SCHOOLS AND SO ON, THE MOFO CALLED DICKSON DECIDED TO BUILD A BIG CHURCH SO BAYELSANS CAN COME THERE TO CALL ON GOD TO COME DOWN FROM HEAVEN TO SOLVE THEIR PROBLEMS.
ROCHAS IS BUILDING THE BIGGEST JESUS CHRIST IN IMO STATE WHILE HIS WORKERS ARE DYING OF HUNGER AND UNPAID SALARY. IT SHALL NEVER BE WELL WITH THOSE WHO INVENTED RELIGION. IT IS INDEED MODERN DAY FORM OF ENSLAVING AFRICANS

R.i.p. To the deceased. As for you wicked boy/man or demon, U will cruise many okada drawn on the wall of prison while the Gay prisoners axe ur behind. No body should rely on another mans sweat even if it's family, hustle urs cuz there's space for every one to be successful in this world.

Akosxxx:
this is 9ja and the voting could have been boycotted. I think any voting results that didn't show the peoples' acceptance is not .....

You may be right but my NAIJA people love ego better or nothing dey happen instead of facing reality then do the needful. Mavins fan base is massive n have more twitter followers so voting is as easy as 123 for person wey get time for Twitter. Don't joke with bottom power of NAIJA babes oo.. . they can easily influence a guy to vote for reekadobanks

koastar:
Olamide over reacted, Rekado Banks deserves the award. He got better & meaningful lyrics than Lil Kesh.

Akosxxx:
DUMB Jazzy is a cheat.
olamide over reacted tho..

Nop...kiss DANIEL deserve the award but what people fail to realize is...the winner got the award cuz of more votes not cuz of the quality or lyrical content. Think most babes like Mavins cuz I'm sure many guys did not bother to vote.

fF01:
ode ni won na!

Kilode.... Calm down jor...aboki khalifa na Igbo name ? 2 wrongs cant make a right. Correct the guy with out insults. This tribal hatred is getting too much on this site. Happy new year.

T.A Orji no just try at all. Umuahia does not look like a capital at all.

Kassidy4luv:
Freedom @ last.............


Going back to my state.

God purnish PDP, Orji Uzor Kalu, T. A Orji etc

Bros bros, 20 years ? congrats any way... Better leave her in naija n hussle to build ur carrer in europe cuz too much sex no good for players of your age... thats if ure 20 sef.

nice pic but wait oo, so na to dey snap show me ur tommy be ur plan ? issorai.... thought u did it fr health reasons but its ur body not mine so carry go.

Very funny but come to think of it, any one can use my/your picture to open a facebook,twitter,skype or any other social media account. Now my questions is, how do we verify its the pastors real account ?
Even

Who broke ur heart?? whos responsible for this?? ..... Losen up cuz there are better ways to make a guy vanish with out ignoring the guy.

muaa:
I can't remember any funny lines from any guy cos once u start talking, it passes tru one ear and goes out tru the other

Nice write up. For me to read this your long write up means you have a talent in writting, consider blogging or writting books/novels when ever you can. Now back to the topic, all i can say is... MOST PARTS OF LAGOS NA WAH ! not only iyaba oo

GBAM ! Ur school fees no be waste.... Nice one

XXX5:
this is false. the "C" in CAR and CAT when read in reverse would not be written C correctly.

Here is my proof

take for instance the sentence was written with a marker on a Car windscreen from outside, an observer inside the car rather than seeing a CONCAVE 'C' will see a CONVEX 'C' hence, there is no Symmetry in this sentence as claimed by the OP.

signed - Micolekz Corp

Thats a sign of peace and not childish. I think it connects well based on the fact that their colleague was attacked by thugs so 2 fingers of peace to you n compliments of the season.

Flashh:
[color=#225484]These old people should try as much as possible to grow up.

How can the patient and the visitor be bringing out childish fingers in a hospital? Does that looks like a club to them? [/color]

bloodykiller:
all na the same muslim is muslim

No they are not. I authoritatively tell u some shites Muslim prefer Christians than sunni Muslims in many Arab countries but shame n pride wont let them show it in public.

Team wetin?? No be only team single.. 1 person cant make a team.....
Ure single so u are OYO..
On your own.

Ure right but they are all stupid for calling a man who at that moment was in so much shock. I doubt he was feeling/felt the pains of his burnt skin or even knew where he was. They should have rushed to him and cafefully or forcefully ( if he refuses due to shock of the blast ) put him on the nearest bike then immediately zoomed straight to the hospital. My wife told me how she had a bike accident some years ago and was running with a metal in her leg she that pierced her skin to her bone but she did not regained consciousness until some one pursued her n she started feeling the pains when she saw her injured legs and the amount of blood gushing out. Let us learn to help first and ask questions later.

Baroba:
The Okada was trying to assist him to hospital, you can hear him in calling him if you understand Igbo..

AlfaSeltzer:
Wow! So I have been using the image of a sabo all this while?

I hereby ban this book from my household
Nonsense

Are u serious

Abeg, please, biko, ejo let me know if youvee gotten details of that song. I have been looking fot it for years but up till now nothing. Chai, i use to have a crush on the girl that was dancing with her chocolate skin n short hair cut.

ifyalways:
Lovely.
Reminds me of a song i heard on radio yesterday. I cant remember the full song or singer,somebody please help me.Part of the songs says

"Egwu,egwu Igbo amaka,
Omalicha nwata bia tewere m egwu.
Isi gi peru mpe,Omalicha nwata bia tewere m egwu . . "

Hello Mr. Dayo. Kindly tell me what the cost of a plot in phase 1 and phase 2 respectively At the moment ( 18 - 12 - 2015 till end of the year ). Outright payments and installment payments details will also be needed urgently. Thanks.

Hats off for you, your 100% right. I wonder where he got his unrealistic and baseless facts. Nigeria will never be a Muslim until the constitution is changed and democratically accepted.

kenny987:
First, u start by asking what d major problem of Igbos are, with that silly nickname that better describes u and urs. Is CAN an Igbo organisation? Are Igbos d only Christians in Nigeria?

You go further to expose ur unparalleled lack of understanding about these issues. Is Nigeria an islamic country? Should such an involvement not be debated properly within our domain before getting involved? There is a reason Nigeria must abstain from certain labels which otherwise pass a wrong message which begins to confirm certain suspicions and stir the already irate hornet's nest!

On what basis do u assume that more than half of Nigeria's population are muslim? U are the kind that just like to make statements for the hell of it without proper regard and thought.