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LARRYOBRAIN:
In your lifetime, you see it @ 500 naira; shame go catch you.

Why didn't you say N200 sef

Dey play

Celebrating a man who met dollar at N700 (after the heavy heap of curses on Buhari for bringing it this high from less than N200) and bringing it to N1k+ as the greatest Nigerian President is the best joke of 2024

garykoeman:
Tinubu will end up as the greatest Nigeria president ever.

carlleung:
He eventually didn't make it at the end, RIP bro

Very true

Propaganda just to save face

This man should just rot in jail. Brazingly contesting for presidency while holding public office was one of his many sins. Allocating millions, if not billions of dollars to his girlfriend and cronies was another height of his insensitivity to the position he was given. Many people do not always remember that a day of reckoning will always come. I spit on his bald head tueh

You have low self esteem written all over your post. If you’re not careful, two things will either happen. Either the woman you end up marrying, if she senses this low self esteem, she will control you to the last drop.
Or your family (mother/siblings) will dictate everything that happens in your home.


I don’t have any advice for you. Marry as you want.

TheEndless:
If a civil servant stops getting paid his salary today, what will his family fall back on?

If an insurance agent or salesman or other commision based jobs stop getting clients today, how will his family feed?

If this man gets desperate enough to steal from the company’s account or runs off with a customer’s money and he is arrested and imprisoned today, how will his wife get along especially if they now have many kids to feed?

If curses worked, nobody would want to be a Nigerian politician.

If the jazz you use to boost sales in your struggling business fails, i hope your wife will live with a madman 🙄

Stop playing…
1. If a civil servant stops getting paid, he can always sort another job from the private sector. He has a certificate from school and it can be used to get other jobs

2. An insurance man or salesman will get another job definitely. There are tons of legal jobs for willing employees

3. A hard working man cannot be desperate to steal. He is not a YAHOO BOY!

4. Unlike yahoo boys that go after individuals, politicians go after the common purse. No particular individual is directly hurt. Even with that, they have been dying and will still die from peoples curses (Yahoo boys and Politicians)

5. No genuine seller uses jazz to boost their sales. I have never used jazz for anything so may your wife live with you as a madman that you will be when the curses of people start to work on you.

Your overall point is flawed. Death to all Yahoo boys!! May they end up miserable till their life is taken from them. I will always curse them

May people’s sweat that you consume eventually turn out to consume you and your generation. I lay curses on all yahoo boys

If yahoo is somehow stopped today, what will the family fall back on?

If the boy gets arrested and imprisoned today, how will his daughter get along especially if they now have many kids to feed?

If the curses of all the duped people begins to work, I hope he knows that his daughter would partake in the curse.

If the jazz the boy uses makes him eventually run mad, I hope the daughter would live with the madman

My 2 cents

Attjusty:
What year was it Open please. And what gig was it. Do you mind sharing screenshot of the dashboard

Send your WhatsApp number let’s chat

bump

Illusioneffect:
Basic Instinct- 1000000000/10 just for the sex scenes!!!!!!!
I don't think any movie can top the sex scenes in this movie, I had to be careful not to burst an artery because Sharon Stone is just fc gorgeous and although the most popular scene is the leg opening scene (I can't count how many times I rewind) wtf! The rest of the movie is actually neo thriller awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAzbU8hayfw?si=B-IaUv2uJc3zaZQb

[i]I can't count how many times I rewind[/I]

U mean the number of times u had to rewind while jerking off..I hope u didn't cum too hard on the sofa

Hello

This foolish terrorist sympathizer cum terrorist negotiator thinks we are still running the docile regime of the gullible Buhari where cows were more valued to human lives.

Aswear if I was anywhere near power, I would give this mf same treatment as that of Kanu and Igboho combined

Anytime I hear this, I think a new Governor is about to come onboard. I wonder what they gain in doing last minute appointments

This one come challenge women in their category and still won

helinues:
Wait and see.

We are not in hurry from this end. Slow and steady

This same nonsense you said during Buharis time till he spent 8years and made Nigerians poorer. Now you have started again

LegitLexLuthor:
The price also cover both installation and installation kits. What do you guys think about this specific AC and am I getting a good deal at that price?

Almost 445k on top 1hp AC?? Seems u have too much money. Abeg make I send my account so u dash me some

NoahHadNoArk:
So much gaslighting in the comments above me

She knew what she was coming for and she came for that purpose, only to chicken out at the last minute. It’s normal as a human to feel frustrated and believe you’ve been played on. Sending her out to create space for another female who is more than willing is fair if you ask me.
I mean she says that’s not what she’s here for

So telling her someone who is here for that is around and won’t be comfortable seeing her her, anyone would understand that logic.

Now to the part of throwing her out with no money, take to mind you’ve been generous to her in the past. Most girls go around with the so called “vex money” and I’m guessing that’s what she fell back on, otherwise she would have given in to your requests for a simple cuddling and all would have been well.

Don’t allow any vaginarian manipulate you for any reason, all you asked for was a cuddle. That girl is having her brains banged out on a daily by a guy who is not doing even half of what you’ve done for her and that’s the irony of life.

My peace I leave you

Na man you be. You deserve all the good things of life

Keep the text coming

Yestogood:
I was in SS3 in 1991. I had a junior in Js3 who used to drive a Peugeot 504 to school. That was a cool ride at that time. It was his dad's car. His old boy was loaded.
It didn't distract us one bit.

Na these kind men I suppose dey relate with for here not all these Indomie generation.

There was a guy I knew that also faked his kidnap because he needed money to run his wedding. He faked it and garnered sympathy and money. Few days to his wedding he was purportedly released. Saw him at his wedding and baba was getting high and almost drunk with merriment. He obviously cashed out

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I hate it with passion when people sell their integrity and souls for paltry sums. It is disgusting!!

That 25k will result in total loss for him

E no go better for APC and all the ronus

naija4life247:
When you dropped out of school and jumped into Mallam Audu's trailer carrying Cows from Bornu through Igboland to Lagos to come and sell Gala and La Casera inside Lagos hold-ups and sleep under Lagos bridges, didn't we warn you?

Sorry sir, I think you must've mistaken me for your parents

crixlight2:
Thank you for telling them to move out of that Lagos , I don’t know Wetin some people see for that Lagos wey Dey make dem sleep around shanty towns , when they can easily get accommodation and convenience in another states. The government won’t allow the shanty towns to remain forever , there will always be a constant development

True that, however, some have their businesses in Lagos and it's not easy starting afresh in another State

Cement cost have gone way overboard and the small shanties the poor are managing are being destroyed. People cannot afford normal housing in lagos. The best bet is to move back to their villages or other States with affordable housing

As much as I do not believe in voodoo, but that she deliberately makes friends with people who do such nasty things is a big red flag.

So save yourself from dying early, move her back to her parents house and officially end things with her. Ensure to take your child with you if you can otherwise, let them be with her for the time being till they grow to an appreciable age

cococandy:
I didn’t say 20k is a lot of money.

The reason why the dollar value is irrelevant is because the same way Nigerians abroad shouldn’t be converting to naira when spending is the same way Nigerians in Nigeria shouldn’t be valuing stuff based on how many dollars it cost the giver

What is the essence of rating my friend as living in the US when he behaves like someone living in Nigeria? Anyways, to each Mallam his own kettle. I stand by what I posted

cococandy:
Do you live in the USA? Why is the dollar value important to you?

Except u want to live in denial, why won’t the dollar value be important? And how is 20k a lot of money these days?