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Lol

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Rubbish talk

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Remember this song, damn!

RIP to him

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Me fit knack 4 for a start but as the spirit leads I can go higher and higher, truth is i use to hate it before with passion

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This is the kind of news I love to hear today, nairaland never disappoint...🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your girlfriend don sign endorsement deal with Valentine's day, he reach today you cancelled the deal

Comrade I love your style 😂

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I lack inspiration when I don't have money in my pocket.

So all this one wey you dey talk no concern me

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All the pussies on nairaland should be extremely wet by now, at this stage you don't even need lubricant or saliva.

What money cannot do more money can do.

BBIA:
List of people wey must collect groundnut uf i get gun just flash through my head.

imagination i wonderful
It becomes priceless when it becomes a reality

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No be lie bro but let's keep it at the imagination.

But truth be told kala go good Sha, so make everybody get sense by force, you go think twice before you come for me.

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Big watery ass.

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God knows how much I hate ungrateful bitches..It's on my top ten list of most hated things in the world.

Exceptional300:
exactly what I wanna do. but I really want her to be pained! This is a relationship that is less than 2 months but I have invested over $3k already. Indeed women don’t care about your sacrifice. I’m thinking of ghosting her and cutting her off all social media. I want her to wonder what she may have done to warrant me ghosting her.

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$3k on top relationships wey never reach 2 months and you still dey send valentine gift plus attitude wey she dey give you, true true na man do man.

Una dey try o

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No comment, RIP to the deceased.

Sirheny007:
That Kessie is a beast.
Man bossed the whole midfield...turned the Nigerian players to kids.

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The way him boss for Barcelona and Ac Milan abi.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Abeg make them hand me kala I wan check something for that junction

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But make I no lie Sha iwobi na ajebo Sha cuz I remember one time super eagles come naija to play match and area boys wey go welcome them for hotel wey dem lodge come ask players for joy and them try remit but he reach iwobi turn, baba say he wan go ask him papa first..

No be say I dey support cyberbullying but sometimes man gaz toughen up for this life if you wan survive the heat.

ufotunang:
..yes na 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Knackeris, knackerna knackerdom. 🤣🤣🤣

When you're done with her you can pass to a real nigga to help you complete the mission, thank you in advance

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That washing of hands thing na him I nor like, I don't know if it's cultural or just habits, you keep washing your hands every 2seconds while eating, automatically the water inside the washing bowl starts to look dirty, I might lose my appetite. Disgusting ASF.

*My first time seeing a woman sit behind a man on a bike, that shit cracked me up so hard , don't know if it's cultural cuz I've never seen that where I'm from.

So many I can't remember now though

EreluRoz:
What is the origin of Valentine?

I can't celebrate what I know nothing about.


The annoying part of this are those teenage boys wey their stick legs never mature finish wearing red up and down with those tiny girls displaying one yeye funny love.

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Those people wey you call tiny and stick legs are not disturbing you in anyway o, so why he dey pain you say them dey celebrate their valentine in peace...as you nor go maldives and co abi na why you dey change am for them teenagers.

Abeg leave them to celebrate in peace as valentine venue is not at your house.

ufotunang:
I will surprise her in the other room 🙄

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I nor dey celebrate valentine, it's not my thing

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Lol, this thing just make me remember when we beat one bouncer that year cuz him been dey try show himself, sotey the owner of the establishment come out for peace talk, chai gone are days when men no get joy, all we knew was violence, just trying to get this money and live a better and peaceful life now.

This guy Bleep up Sha, all this celebrities no dey freak me cuz I have seen some of them and I just treat them like a normal human being. Nothing dey dere.

Normal normal na dead case cuz the matter no get where he touch.

Welcome to Nigeria

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Tomorrow go hot 😎

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No parents of mine will try this rubbish cuz I'm not going to pay shishi, yes you can call me wicked but truth is i can't die by my respect when I'm not foolish.

People need to stop putting people in unnecessary problems irrespective of who they're to the person, mistakes like this can ruin a nigga for life if not handled properly.

Damn!!

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Lol

Your problem dey your mentality towards women

I get plenty girlfriends wey I dey Bleep without shishi, them dey even beg me to send them 500 just for sending sake make he nor be like say them never collect money from me before and still be thanking me for it as if I bought them an island. You're too fragile when it comes to this women, so therefore you can be easily used and dumped like a piece of rag.

When nor be ashawo I dey carry, I nor fit give you shishi, I don't hang with broke ass hoes, to get close to me you gaz be industrious in nature.

Listen to this last line wey I wan drop and get wisdom; The sex is sweeter when she's not fucking you for the money.

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All this kind mumu yan no dey get to me, I go still vet you before you enter my house.

I nor dey give rat bread without poison.

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Top notch performance, he should have added onion

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This oshiomhole wey dey resemble monitor lizard, trust this politicians at your own risk.

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Bleep up situation, damn!!

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The heat is wicked I swr, it's directly from the atmosphere, a very deadly kind of heat.

This climate change is bad, ozone layer don do us something

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Na why I dey tell our parents leave your children make them Marry who Dem wan Marry, regardless she's a murderer and now she no go fit enjoy the guy wey she like before, make she go do her honeymoon for prison cuz surely them go catch her.

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Everybody now na him God call, as God no call me make I dey where I dey o

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Government wey don fail dey come dey threaten people, na social media make them no fit govern the country as it should be? Bunch of idiots on the high table who don't have a fuckin clue what to do for it's citizens or rather very wicked set of blood sucking demons. They've succeeded in turning this country into a mediocre.

Social media regulations my ass, shey na wetin go solve poverty and the many problems we're facing.

Na only to threaten innocent citizens them Sabi.

Nothing go sup, make them do anyhow them go see anyhow