₦airaland Forum

Alzirida:
I won't like to marry him.
He is not strong.

May spend all the time doing leg over (pre-intimacy) without a goal (penetration) to show for his hard work

Lol...so watin you want now? The real thing ...

Pointguardusa:
I've always known we could "troost" ekong.

Nawaooooo...aw you take know?

ayatt:
This one should be looked on closely, he might commit suicide.

The guy is really pained.
We didn't forget about the xenophobic attack against us..ehen!

Lol...

BabaIbo:
Don't worry, by the time we are through with paying you guys back for the attacks on Nigerians in your country, you people will register with CONMEBOL...

Shush it please, to me the biggest rivalry is Nigeria vs Cameroon, the guy take style dey hype him country

Guy you de mean oooo...lol...
From Africa to South America..

Better than doing absolutely nothing....they will make adjustments with time...

holuwajobar:
Small proportion of Nigerians will be interested in such. The government isn't showing any seriousness to education. Gone are the days when government sponsor brilliant students to abroad, but now, even those who sponsor students to abroad will not keep up to their promises, hence, leaving them stranded in foreign land.

Gone are the days of MILO mathematics quiz, Who want to be a millionaire, zain african challenge and so on.

Can we get those days back?


Sighs. Oh my Country

Cowbell maths quiz....

mosho2good:
You will never know getting a "Wife" is a big issue until you are finally ready to settle down.

Then you will realize that, Not all fishes are eatable and easy to catch.

It doesn't matter if you have many female friends or few, in fact, the more female friends, the more confusion.

It's then you will remember that, Chinyere is homely and calm but short and lazy
It's then you will remember that Juliette is Beautiful and educated but Rude and can't cook well.

It's then you will know that Kemi is Tall and cooks well but she will kill you with sex.
It's when you are ready you will even start analyzing your current girlfriend.

Finding a wife is not a day's Job. You won't understand this until you are ready. Some might just get tired and marry anybody that's available.

May God give us the wife that will complete Us and not the one that will Confuse Us. Amen

My brother loud it...same conversation I was having with a friend last night...may God help us in our search for our soul mate...meanwhile I'm abuja and looking for a job or anything to survive..
I'm good in procurement and supplies, have also worked with some NGOs in the north east just to mention a few...if you have anything for me kindly hit me up on 07061221512.. Remain blessed...

Mtchewwww.. Who cares...

Knox123:

Which plan u come dey use?

I de manage one small package for mtn like tat....#200
For 1gig....if ur interested....*131*65#
Na him I de manage my brother...avoid watching unnecessary videos and ur good...

samcus:
Fastest way to go bankrupt in Nigeria, buy a 4G enabled phone, Buy Airtel sim card.

Ditched mine last week...those people na confirmed thief...

Omudia11:
You must be the son of an olosho to know them.

Is my mum one of em?

sassysure:
Sometimes I wonder what osibanjo is doing in a so rock.

That man don't have conscience

After his tenure, how will he look his people in the eye?

Tat one na ofeke nah.....do we even have a vice president?

TooMuchStuff:
Worse than a terrorist my brother ..
The boiling point of my anger against Buhari is above 2000degree C.
The dey vex me per second billing

Take am easy bro...e no go succeed...

Juliusmalema:
Obaseki is playing with fire

Has he forgotten he is an APC governor, and his state an APC state and currently at loggerhead with oshiomhole.

Secondly, there are also great population of Muslims in Edo state especially north...

I think he should accept the Ruga settlement to be in peace with buhari and APC.

So he should please PMB? Smh....is olright...

stonegarden:
Waiting to hear from Tinubu. Igbos are not sophisticated, they throw their eggs in one basket. Southern unity is now or we perish forever.

Tat one is nowhere to be found nah....

Onlinealaba:
Where are all those COZA protesters, we need you people here..every sane Nigeria should stand against this impending doom..

Those bastards don hide nah....

DREAMZZZ:
when will dey fight over prick

Soon bro...very soon...

NwaBoy:
Fake or not fake

I have a Honda Civic 2011 for sale at a give away price

Call/WhatsApp zero7zero38187571

For pictures

Business man no mind dem jare..

Season of oloshos....

freeze001:
I just knew that one calling TB Joshua was off her rockers. She stupidly decided to cash in on the moment because of an ill-conceived protest staged by misguided people. They did not protest when the lady from Redeemed was murdered in Abuja, even Daddy GO and VP no cough! They did not protest against incesssant killings by herdsmen, Leah Sharibu is out there, no noise. Southern Kaduna is practically levelled, no protest. Government has been raping Nigerian citizens especially Christians front, back, up and down; dem don dey plan ruga, no noise yet they all ran off like headless chickens to COZA.

Na God go purnish all of them....

AmazingELixir:


You can't get a better combination...two chimneys channeling their vent through a common exit.

I just pity their backroom staff their lungs will be filled up with weeds before they are done with the collabo.

Lol....

Oluwasaeon:
Heavenly Father be with us these next 3months

Amen bro...

MetaPhysical:
So you voted PDP. Ok, is PDP going to stop Ruga from your land? If its not....whats the use of bringing APC into it? Ruga is not party line....its a policy for deployment nationwide.

Its about your Governors, put pressure on your Governors.

SW Governors have an announcement coming up on Wednesday. We are waiting to hear their talk. They will either give calm or they will make the region boil. If it boils it will consume them along.

My brother we have a lot of problems in this country but the first thing Mr president has to do is to talk about Ruga...personal business oooo....

after4:
Make una do come down. Yeye pipl, always telling lies
Imagine having a national budget for some persons personal business, what about people who are not into cattle rearing

My brother I just tire for this country....misplaced priority everywhere....

Bet9ja131312:
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Ona don Start again....

VivaDeAngelo:
This is becoming disgraceful to Nigeria and the continent. Must Nigerian players always complain and or protest, are they the only national team being owed? I understand that of the Falcons because some of them are still living in poverty. But Super Eagles nawaooooo, most of these players are made for life nau why always bring the nation to disrepute. Most of the African stars build schools and hospitals for their respective countries and donate their match allowances to charity; take Mo Salah for example but their own na soso to protest upandan.
Nigerian government and the NFF are shameless. Why allow this to be a recurring decimal? Maybe they do not deserve any good from anybody that is why these players do not show any manner of patriotism to the nation.

What have they benefited from the government?

majamajic:
hahaha ,Onitsha calm ?

no night life in Onitsha , apart from 33, some part of Oba,

Onitsha people do go Asaba , awka, Owerri or Enugu for night life

Nawaooooo...

ReneeNuttall:
No he did not, we heard he passed on hours later.....since that incident happened, I barely Go to warri.If I must go i have to be In door till d day I will leave.

I don't know rivers state and warri which is worst.....

Tharaja:
I just need a job....Great people of this Great forum, Pls help a brother out of this joblessness . Depression want to kill me in Abuja

I think say na only me...I'm also in abj job hunting...let's get to know each other better...hit me up on 07061221512

Starboytwo:
Yea I was with Davido last night and I asked him about his album, baba say until chioma born for am...

Lol...ona no go kill son of man...

stanley000:
ABI o, no wonder one small half-baked kid with 2 singles is now comparing himself with a full blown artiste with almost 4 albums.

The thing tire person...only to come out with two singles and be making noise up and down..

Jinad50:
A more reason why I need a licenced gun.

Very important especially in SS and SE..