₦airaland Forum

LastMumu:
Olodo, blind bat! Does that look like a Benz to you? That's a Nissan Xterra

You came here to modify it to Xterra and still got it wrong. Not to worry you'll be back again to change it to X-trail... At least you accepted it wasn't an Armada and you will accept it isn't an Xterra

LastMumu:
Xterra not X-trail, olodo.

Double mumu... X-Trail not xterra. Just accept the correction and move on. No need to display your ignorance

LastMumu:
Olodo, blind bat! Does that look like a Benz to you? That's a Nissan Armada.

Mumu... you wey call person Olodo! That's a Nissan X-trail not an Armada

JW... turned a friend of mine into a zombie. She was my gf until one JW in the guise of door to door visit snatched her and married .. for fun I'd send her birthday, Easter and Christmas greetings. Come to think of it, we grew up reading My book of bible stories which was a JW publication so I guess they aren't that bad after all but I still don't like them

Ikechukwu777:
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I totally agree with you. Big fraudster!! Tell me the rationale behind changing the previous numbering for vehicles by just reshuffling the codes. He did this to make money for his cronies.

You call someone a fraudster for being positively innovative?


[Italian governments congratulatory letter to FRSC under Osita Chidoka for introducing what they called the best driver license, even better than many European driver licenses]

Abegi!!!! Who quality license epp? I'd rather have poor quality licenses issued to drivers Who have gone through rigorous process to be certified to operate motor vehicles than have people holding fancy beautiful licenses and drive with no clue on what road signs mean. So don't show me a silly letter from Italian government commending the quality of the license!!! Mind you I said the redesign of the number plates was pointless and was only done to give jobs to his people.

The only thing I find hard to believe in this fable is that they were able to destroy property worth millions in the homes of policemen in the community! Which property?

DelGardo:
The same Chidoka that collected millions for new drivers license and left FRSC without providing the cards, neither did he bequeath the agency with capacity to produce cards.

Same guy that did nothing in aviation ministry, which uncle hero, as usual, rewarded with for failing.

The dude is a fraud. Hope he fails, after wasting all his money in the process.

I totally agree with you. Big fraudster!! Tell me the rationale behind changing the previous numbering for vehicles by just reshuffling the codes. He did this to make money for his cronies.

Well we shouldn't also believe all EFCC writes! In fact they lie a lot

ibrahimmoyi:
This is a desperate attempt by Geonel Integrated Services to tarnish the image of heritage bank. THE EFCC have ordered the bank to freeze the accounts as such the company can't have access to funds until they settle what ever issue they have with EFCC. So ladies and gentlemen as far I am concern this is nonsense.

Comment on what you know. You do not have the facts yet you are jumping to conclusions. The meme is for you. I would have educated you on the facts but I will let you watch and see how this pans out

8:40pm to 11:15am isn't 24 hours...

You use water in your radiator?

The reason he was killed was because he wanted to sell crude oil in another currency other than the dollar

This isn't a wind mill,it is a wind turbine / wind generator. A windmill uses wind to mill (grind)grains

Sir, take all the time you need to rest. Everything has been going well since you left!!! Power generation is currently above 4000 MW, there is peace generally except of course your people who won't allow peace reign in Kaduna. Generally, we don't miss you and you can take up U.K. Citizenship and just stay there. Get well soon sir

Oya pastor come and tell us not to touch not annointed and do prophet no harm! I do not blame the pastors; they are business men. I blame the congregation who continue to be fooled by them. The last place people turn to for solace is filled with con men. Na wa

GMBuhari:
Ironically, Bunker entrance is green white green

Na your type go talk say Nigeria flag get three colors

Jabioro:
I have said it several times if you want to lie don't be frivolous, try as much as possible to brief... I have never be to London but those who has been there , can pointed to any building fitted with air conditioning ?

In summer , you actually need air conditioning and people actually have air conditioners but not the usual split type. Rather they use the moveable standing ones (mobile ACs) .

sucess001:
What business is a supposed catering service instagram handle doing with tonto dike's issues?

Don't mind these 'catering' people. It was edible catering and teebilz now it is permanent catering and Churchill

The usual standard response by philandering men of God! Na so the Coza man up till tomorrow has not come out to refute Ese and taking her to a higher level of grace by giving her the d**k.

koksybrown:
They say ignorance is a disease and i hate disease with passion. I ran into a Brandnew 2017 Ford Focus carefully parked on the road side. Now i and the owner are at Coscharis to fix it. The bill is something.
What does my Third Party Insurance Cover? Someone should pls help me and others out here.


cc: lalasticlala

You are covered up to a maximum of 1,000,000 naira however the insurance company will deduct a policy excess of 100,000 leaving a total of 900,000. You are better of running into a human being. There is no limit on that :-). Anyway your concern should be that you have an original third party insurance which you can easily verify online. I speak from experience; sometime last year a lady ran into my company car and she was a third party holder. We rang up her insurance company and they paid up.

Instead of you to mind your business, withdraw your 500 naira and go home; you'll whip out your phone, invade an individuals privacy by taking their photo and posting in a public forum! You are silly

How do you enforce this?
FRSC: *stops commercial vehicle* "do you have speed limiter installed?"
Driver: "yes SA"
FRSC: prove it
Driver: ok sir... zooms off doing 0- 80 km/h in 15 seconds.

On a serious note, this is nothing but a revenue generating drive by FRSC http://frsc.gov.ng/RequestEoI.pdf
Why not allow motorists install their devices rather than pretend to ask for expressions of interests from companies that will provide this service when we already know the companies have been preselected to perpetuate this theft from motorists.

So you are one of those 'health professionals' who want to flaunt their occupation by hanging stethoscope on the rear view mirror! I wonder the rationale behind that... I don't just get it... what is the point To show off or to check the heart beat of your passengers? To your story... no comment. You no dey fear sef... Any sort of G wagon be it an AMG or not will put your Corolla to shame even in your sweetest dreams. Next time you see a G wagon behind you, move over , slow down, turn down your stereo so you can appreciate the sound of a machine... just humble yourself and make sure he has gone way ahead before you continue oppressing the Keke napeps and Toyota starlets

DropShot:
Frustrated SOUL!

Take heart, PMB will leavelive beyond you.

They may sound alike but they have completely different meanings. Just thought I'd educate you though I know it will be blamed on typographical error.

...and this is exactly what Chuddy did!!! Smart man

Nearly all of these are abbreviations not acronyms. Abbreviations and acronyms aren't the same. SAT NAV is the only acronym on the list

I don't need to read this to know it's fake. TB Joshua is a fake man of .... I can't even bear to call him a man of God. He should be a director of production for Nollywood movies....substandard ones. The tattoo on the man's arm is obviously as fake as the testimony.

All these MMM people calling themselves Mavrodians thinking Mavrodi had a hand in this scam. You all are Chuddians and right now he is balling and you all are bawling....

You did the right thing to storm out!!! And for added measure, don't go back. These church workers can be very foolish. You sit at the back with empty seats in front, they order you to move front...you sit in front they tell you its reserved. You can't argue lest you seem like you are doing something wrong. Be like me...sit at home and sleep. At least no one will come yo your house and tell you where or where not to sit

blackpanda:
You are the one who is tribalistic. Police will not shoot unprovoked. Ipob are known violent agitators

Is that a statement of fact?