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Revealing the details of a murder to the press!!!

Excellent work by the Police! …. Not!!!

Withhold critical information of the murder so when you have suspects and they are interrogated or you get a confession and they reveal only things the killer will know such as they type of murder weapon or the content of the note, you know they are the real killers!!

This is basic but Nigerian police are so stupid

Funny thing is Jagabandits are the loudest in calling out the little girl for forgery but their Hypocrisy has made them turn a blind eye to the crimes of their leader!

Tourist!

Went to Paris to take photos with world leaders and as usual, dodged attending a session where he was to speak. Perhaps because he couldn’t delegate it.

Then the president goes to UK for top-up and returns home!

That’s a tourist

Excellent!
The EFCC is a criminal organization

In a modern city, this will not happen

Lagos is a slum

Name them or shut up!

lovediehatelive:
I met this pretty homely girl sometimes ago.

She was reluctant the first time I toasted her and won't want to date me. However, I persisted till she succumbed.

She's everything I want in a lady. She didn't want to visit me when we started dating until one day I promised that I won't touch her.

She visited and was so graceful that I thanked the heavens for sending my soul mate to me.

We discussed a bit and I made her feel comfortable because she was really uneasy.

As promised, I didn't touch her. She felt so free that she rested her head on my chest.

The urge to kiss her became so strong, but I resisted.

What's the use of spoiling things now when she can be mine forever?

She later left and we became really close from then.

I was happy because she's madly beautiful yet so down to earth.

I was thinking she is a virgin but I needed to clarify.

So one day, I used talk to bring talk and stylishly told her a bit about some rough life of my past for her to feel uncomfortable.

She later opened up to me about her first kiss and how the guy went on to have sex with her even though he promised her nothing will happen.

She was 19 years then.

Since then she stopped visiting guys and is no longer in contact with the guy.

She swore that she hasn't kissed or had sex since then.

Now she's 23.

The thing is I really deeply love this girl because she's just exactly what I needed. But I promise myself that I will marry a virgin and nothing else.

My love for this girl is beginning to affect my thinking.

Should I ditch her and keep looking for a virgin?

Or should I continue with her?

I'm planning to see her people this December.

After penising people’s daughter up and down, you now want to marry virgin.

Who will marry the ones you have knacked?

Virginator

People will eulogize the mother-in-law, praise her sacrifice and all and overlook the major point!

Kaduna state is a den for kidnappers, El-Rufai is a major sponsor of the banditry and that unfortunately, the kidnappers will never face Justice and the woman has died in vain!

If her sacrifice would mean that the victims can assist with investigation to make sure the killers are caught then this would be wonderful but the police will rather focus on arresting Seun Kuti for slapping his security detail.

Nigeria is a crime scene

Until you actually show up and pick her up in a “banger” then she asks if that’s your car.
You say yes and she stops taking your calls meanwhile she doesn’t even have a car.

Point is the choosy girls are the ones that don’t have so don’t pressure yourself to try to impress any girl by telling them you’d pick them up or drive over.

No news! This is what happens when police attach their officers to crackheads!!

Scenario 1: Woman Studying, Man Working: she has the students visa and therefore she is sponsor. Man works 40 hours shifts minimum while she studies and probably works 20 hours (if at all). He pays the bills and her fees off, she begins to make friends, maybe some give bad advice. She ditches him after she gets the post study visa and a good job offer… after all he is just a warehouse operative or cleaner

Scenario 2: woman works, man studies- same as above except she wants to keep money for herself than pay the fees. She saves up, decides what is she doing with a struggling student and enters an arranged marriage to get a quicker route to becoming a permanent resident.

Scenario 3: Either of the two above except one partner begins to blame the other for their suffering . Perhaps one was forced into the japa and absolutely hates the life of working to pay the bills and decides they want to return to Nigeria. They separate

Scenario 4: they actually succeed and make a good life but the woman wants it all so she claims the man hit her and he is sent out of the house.

Dangote claims his 650,000 bpd refinery can meet 100% of Nigerians need

Maths time

At 43% yield for PMS and 159 liters of crude per barrel, you’d get about 45m liters of PMS.

The calculation for subsidy is based on a consumption of 60m liters per day! This is an excess of at least 15m liters!!

Either NNPC are thieves or Dangote will not produce enough to meet the country’s need! I will pick the former

This judgment was intentional so as not to set a precedence for the presidential tribunals!

They needed to be very careful!

That being said, the summary is you can spend all the money on fancy spancy technology and big big names but if the system is corrupt, you might as well not bother!

INEC needs to do better! They are compromised

Buhari has outlived his usefulness! In the coming days, weeks, months … he will begin to hear the truth about himself from the mouths of the people he thought were his allies.

He will go back to his cows and no one will visit him! During election season, no one will visit him as an elder statesman, he will receive no invitation to the global stage. He will be a very lonely man

Now this is the real definition of “tear leather”

Still wrapped from the factory not these cars with seats wrapped with poly theme to give the illusion of being brand new

High denomination Naira notes withdrawn from circulation - Banditry and kidnapping ceased .

El- Rufai is crying every other day in the new stations about the cash crunch and how it affects the people he governs

Naira notes released, banditry resumes … El- Rufai goes quiet …

Our governors love flyovers… e get why

Mumu!

Krugisback:
my martenal grandfather is a lawyer he don't earn this much, my martenal grandfather is a usa indigene for that matter, don't cover up corruption please tinubu and family is muderous family

The sarcasm flew right over your head

LOL

Had the same experience 2 weeks ago from Abuja to Asaba.

There was a thunderstorm over Asaba and the pilot attempted a landing! The turbulence was something else. I just popped my earphones in my ear, switched on Active Noise canceling to block out the screams and prayers, and put my music of full blast!

Aircrafts are designed to withstand turbulence but Nigerians will be screaming and crying instead of staying calm !

We finally landed after two hours and trust them to start clapping and thanking God … Thank you Engineers, Pilots and Technology

legitnow1:
SEVERE PAIN!



WATERY EMOTION.




AS U DEY CRY, DEM DEY PLAN NEXT AIRPORT TERMINAL.




YOUR TEARS IS SWEET.

At least, you didn’t disagree that it is a very ugly looking airport.

He has addressed all the rumours and allegations leveled against him.

Can the Pretender-in-waiting at least speak on one rumor; even if it is his alleged fake identity. Just one.

Is this an airport or a warehouse?

Not one passenger boarding bridge in sight… by far the most ugliest airport in the world.

Let’s see how it goes in 4 years time

We are very good at listing achievements

The people never ever feel the effect of the achievements; we only see them in lists!

To be objective, not a good idea!

You’ll spend more time charging the bus than it being on the road.

High temperatures are not good for rechargeable batteries; perhaps hydrogen powered fuel cells would be a better idea.

Unless they have dedicated bus lanes that will allow for unhindered movement, it will severely affect the advertised 280km range. Is the advertised range with full load or empty?

Lastly and more importantly, recharging times is crucial. A Tesla plugged into house mains can take more than 20-40 hours unless you use a super charger. Now this bus will definitely have a higher battery pack/power requirement. If it doesn’t support super charging; it could spend days charging.

Aesthetically, wonderful but may not be practical!

Why not say, “sycophant claims that Tinubu won the presidential election” than saying FG

When did Lai’s personal opinion become the stance of the FG?

Lai has never spoken any truth in 8 years… he will not start today!

A**licker!

She is gunning for either Minister of Foreign Affairs which she will be rubbish at cos she isn’t a diplomat or has not diplomatic skills.

They’ll probably give her an ambassadorial position .

Egbeda in Lagos or Anambra!

This is actually fake news because the Lagos we know is a world-class city with was built by the tamer of the Atlantic Ocean!

They deserve it!

Rather than Orji or Dave; give it to the NW!

Give Speaker House of Rep to the NC

Don’t select any minister from the SE

Power is transient… keep this in mind