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coza is a cult and the congregation are all really stupid. Their leader committed adultery and not only didn’t feel the need to seek contrition but brushed away the allegations

He isn’t kneeling; he is just really short. Short Man Devil

Una well done o!!! If local refiners process crude oil, the next thing we will hear is python dance and crocodile smile nowyou all in the north are illegally mining gold and even celebrating it openly

Guess snakes are now extinct. Now it’s “alligators” ...

35 year football age = 50 years actual age

If Tunde Demuren is a celebrity Pilot, does that make Jaycurrb a celebrity house-boy?

The smell of tobacco mixed with that of poo excites the olfactory nerves. It triggers neurons that give the same level of highness as sniffing methane gas ( abokis in the north can testify) . So if you are too posh to put your nose over a septic tank to get high, your next option is to smoke in the toilet.

If it’s my people now, they will eat the snake and eat the monitor lizard

bastien:
Over cooked noodles tied inside white nylon abi, thunder go strike some politicians this season

It would have been good if it was noodles; it looks more like spaghetti and 1/4 egg.

Treat your skin disease and stop blaming people for your ailment.

Most likely a female! Spent about 5 years in the ocean and then comes back to land to lay its eggs. It didn’t figure that you don’t come to Nigeria to do such. We are so stupid even an animal from the sea will be called “bush meat” and eaten. We’ve eaten dolphins,manatees, hippos, dead whales, snakes,monitor lizards, wild cats, dogs ... it doesn’t matter what it is and even if we don’t know what it is we will kill and ask later.
When we eat the entire wild life maybe we will begin to eat ourselves.

And we have been building Presidential Library in Abuja since 2003

Na wa! I actually think the bigger artiste performs last rather than first. Opening acts and upcoming artistes usually open before the main act . Anyway...what do i know?

One Africa Concert and the artistes are not one rather they are fighting each other

kwarapshun fighting corruption

In a civilized society, preparation for elections should not look like they are preparing for war! When will our democracy mature to a point where we can vote without fear? When ballot boxes won’t be stolen and stuffed.

This only proves that the people you are electing are only going there to steal and enrich themselves.

Ghost whistle blowers!!! Now they are padding whistle blower list. Bloody thieves

Simple answer: the one recommended by the manufacturer as contained in the operating manual or written on the oil filler cap

Alligator ko, Tyrannosaurus Rex ni

Expected to see a brand new Avalon.

You are not privy to the incredible things your government is doing. Even when you hear them in years to come, you will be surprised Mr Vice President. Now focus on doing incredible things for the country as promised and stop wailing about the past

Make we hear word!!!!

You do not know the grass to grow! What you know is to take your cattle to the farms of people that know what to grow for your cattle to eat them! What even concerns Allah in the name of a cattle association!!

Being deaf doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a brain to know that he has just built something as useless as a handless bucket!

Let us stop promoting mediocrity !! The Japanese just built a motor bike that can stabilize itself, have also built a motor bike riding robot aiming to challenge Rossi. Innovation not reinventing! He might as well have made a wheelbarrow

Onyeka Onwenu is a snob!!! A few years ago I was with a friend in SPAR abuja and she spotted Onyeka in the aisle shopping. She walked up to her and greeted her all smiling, the Elegant stallion ( maybe they meant Mare considering a stallion is a male horse) just eyed her top to bottom and continued with her shopping.
Silly woman

That is how one came into power and named himself Chief Servant.


He is currently on trial for 6 billion naira fraud during his service to Niger State

RapportNaija:
I don't know the right segment to put my "Monitor Lizard" story

So, I was feeling bored and was about to hit the streets about noon yesterday when I heard a knock on my front gate.

It was our neighbor, who's a friend to my Papa, and he was gonna come check the trap he and my Papa set for some Monitor Lizard they'd been spotting for a few weeks.

This animal is so sly that it always eat the bait in the trap and always escape it every time until yesterday.

This time, they used three chicken eggs as bait and the alligator done swallowed the tree, and was about to snuck out when it got trapped.

I heard my name and I ran outside to go see what's up, only to see our neighbor slapping life outta the animal with a machete and a coy smile on his mouth. Immediately, he put a call through to my Papa to announce their latest catch and I could tell they were exhilarated.

I made my way out to the streets and never got to see the pepper soup made with the animal's meat.

There are more in my backyard because it's a swampy area, and we let the place be with river weeds and all. Kinda like a natural park, because we get to see different animals out here doing their thing. Snakes, frogs, different birds like flamingoes, and all. We still have the tortoise (last pic) that made its way into our compound. I'm waiting to see a crocodile come into my compound, I will be ready. And guys - this is no village or forest. This is Lagos!

Enjoy the pics and imagine what it could've looked liked in the pot. The monitor lizard is not hot, Man's can never be hot. The ting go Skrrrr Skrr Pap Pa Pa... Lalasticlala Big Man Ting

Flamingoes come to your backyard?

Could be MRSA

Funjosh:
Source: http://www.amiloaded.com/2017/10/300-level-uniosun-student-nabbed-over.html

Maybe he is studying Hunting and Forestry

STORY STORY....STOOOORY STOOOOORY....Do not try to rope Clement into this. Either wait for the autopsy and investigation by the Nigerian Police ( if any). For now, Lukman and Promise were found dead in a car with the AC and Engine running in a dark street half unclad with Lukman's leg stretched on the dashboard.

For those claiming strangulation, Patience is a fair lady and you would have seen bruising on her neck; there is no sign of bruising.
How many people strangled? Let me guess, as Lukman was being strangled the other person sat and waited for her turn. No sign of struggle in the car.

My only question is why the entire assignment is denominated in Pounds abi your cousin is in British International Montessori School?

The answer is actually 300+0+0

Why not just buy a Toyota with a toyota engine instead you want to create a hybrid Toyonda

OAU students are pigs. You can make the best of a bad situation and the students aren’t doing that. Adults who litter the surrounding, create a rubbish dump under clothes line, cannot mobilize themselves to clean up where they live.
Na wa