Isn’t he meant to be blind ?

OVA200:
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see as you resemble monitor lizard

What’s the point of the useless prayers before meetings! It is a useless activity which will have no effect on what will be discussed so if you like ask all the Christians to pray it changes nothing at all. Prayers will not develop Nigeria

emmyid:
Who can identify this creature. I think it's an alligator though. Am I right?

It is a giraffe! Alligator ko, crocodile ni

You are still in the coma

Trust Ijaw people. They’ll cut it up and eat

We don’t care. Answer to the allegations made against you by the member of your congregation

Next will be Rahama Sadau

Obviously killed for the thrill! Now he should ask himself, was the animal not better of alive to be appreciated! As you have killed it now,what’s the point I think Nairaland should stop promoting this nonsense of showing people exhibiting dead animals

That’s what happens when you cannot shut up! You made 500 million from your concert now the tax man knows about it. Pay up

Firefire:
Good move. All thanks to Prof. Osunbade.


However, shame as "Between January and September last year, about 28 state governors (ALL APC States) could not attract any form of investments to their states"

They are reliant on Paris Debt refunds and bail out funds plus Excess Crude Account Sharing. Very lazy governors who should drive development at the state level still looking to the FG for funds.

Stale statistics.

EmmyG012:
"Pls Help Me, I Need Your Advice On This Before I Do Otherwise"

Lalasticlala I really need this front page.

Guys before I write-up all I need is your advice and not insult on my error,

I will be brief, Last week Monday I transferred money (#280,000) from my mom bank acct to mine thru her fone with first bank ussd code without her knowledge hoping to gain more money nd i ll refund the money bck becos dis is nt d first tym doing it, i have been doing it nd av been working out bt unfortunately for me luck wasn't on my side dis tym around. I lose the money then last week Thursday I had to transfer (#300,000) to my acct to see if I can regain the 280k back thru bet9ja but I also lost the money. Then on Saturday I tried if I can still transfer 100k maybe dis tym around I ll regain the money back, but to my surprise wen I input the code all I get on her phone is "You have been denied access to use this service contact the bank for more information". I just don't knw maybe its due to the transfer I made becos mine dad is also using first bank and his fone is no saying dat. And dis morning my mom have gone to work n she will want to transfer money to my senior brother thru her fone, am sure she ll gt d same response wat if she decide on going to first bank to find out wat is wrong. Pls Nairalander I jst don't know wat to do. I need you guys advice n response on this asap. The worst thing is that I added first bank to screening number so she won't be able to get alert n I stored one of my number in her contact as first bank, so I gv her alert with the number I stored on her fone. But she has been suspecting that alert do come late which suppose to be immediately.... And she ll becoming back by 5pm, am speechless cos I don't knw wat to tell her I use the money to do, once my fada comes back n hear dis am dead. Pls guys your advice is all I need


Mynd44, lalasticlala pls promote this to FP

What advise again do you need?

You are a thief, simple! Not only did you take money without her permission, you impersonated a first bank staff by putting your number. It is your type on CI who can go further to kill for money.

You should go to prison for this at least to teach you a lesson. Go to your mum and confess. Simple... you cannot be so useless that she’ll throw you away.

Hope he will also grill Miyetti Allah on who is arming the Fulani herdsmen.

So therefore, you want to match the last administration’s record or exceed it? One death is a death too many.

Abeg somebody should remind me where the former dG was from?

CrtlAltDel:

Ol boy you are still making a fool of yourself... You aint smart at all...so you still think you are making sense abi...dem call something DRY land port, the mumu dey look for water. ...do you know the meaning of DRY Land port...it is called DRY land for reason..olodo

Look here little boy, are you blind or are you just intentionally missing the point. I will ask you one more time, what is a dry land seaport? Let me give you a hint. A port is a location where vehicles dock and transfer cargo. So you can have a sea port, in this case, ships will dock and you can have dry ports where cargo trucks can dock. So I asked, why does Kaduna have a dry land seaport?
Do you understand that the point is that it isn’t a SEA port. Now I’d ordinarily have asked you to pay for my time but you are a charity case and I’ll do this pro bono. Now my boy, go and fool yourself no more

Oshey!!!! Husband material!!!! Now just carry all three animals around your neck and parade yourself as the greatest hunter ever liveth.

Nonsense! Eat all the animals o...

Ah ah!! All the complainers in the tweet are “prom the kwonstituenies zat frovided 97 fercent of the votes”

BuhariCare should start with himself! He should be treated in our local hospitals when Ill and not flown out of the country. If he cannot fly out every ill citizen for treatment the. He should keep his nonsense health care policy for him and his family.

Heavenly POS. It is much better since the church workers cannot steal while counting. This goes directly to God’s bank Account where he used it to ... err... He ....

Rubbish! I saw this in a movie. Take all the life vests from all the seats you can, go to the lavatory and inflate all of them around you.

Kinda like how they’ve been “fatally” killing Shekau for years and he keeps resurfacing. Please if you haven’t killed him outright keep your fatally injury news to yourself.

Please increase it and let us rest. The signs have been there with all the sound bites in the press. Occupants of the last #Occupy; I hope you are all ready to occupy everywhere o.

Chanji!!!


Meanwhile I hope the price goes down when the pirice Of crude falls! Does this mean we should pray for low crude prices!!!

CrtlAltDel:

Who am i to educate someone who knows better than the project initiator & project owners.....bros my bad, abeg no vex

Mumu! Next time in a bid to feel smart be careful lest you make a fool out of yourself. The point here so you know is that there is no such thing as a dry seaport.

Stop trying to be sarcastic and put your brain to good use. You can’t keep being intentionally stupid....

CrtlAltDel:

Haba, bros....stop embarrassing yourself now

Please kindly educate me; does Kaduna have a sea around it or access to the sea? Carefully answer this question lest you embarrass yourself and if in doubt, use some of your data to Google

Wetin person no go read for Nairaland! Which one is Dey land sea port again in Kaduna? A seaport in Kaduna? If I check my geography Kaduna is landlocked so how can it even have a seaport?

RCDIY:


Yes, there are laws.
For commercial drone application, you need an approval from ONSA and a permit from NCAA. This is the info I got last time I checked though. Knowing how our people are, I am not sure if the same applies for private/recreational drones

Approval from ONSA and permits from NCAA are on paper only. I work with drones using them to carry out topographic surveys and aerial services and we wrote to NCAA to register. They couldn’t even provide any information neither did they know that they were responsible for such. So we just use the acknowledgment copy of the letters we wrote them as the permits pending when they know how they wish to license drone users. As for ONSA, you require an end user certificate. You can apply for this on their website but again that’s a long thing. Just fly your drone and keep away from airports or security installations and you’ll have no problems

It is a duiker

It’s the season of prophecies and as usual our Almighty God does not reveal it all to one man. Rather he spreads it across all of them showing them different revelations. They then come giving us long list of things to come... some contradictory. Which makes me begin to think ... is it all coming from one God?

What do you expect from a cabinet with a brain-dead president and zombies as followers

He is technically crippled