The sooner you realize that you are now a non-entity and no longer useful to the APC the better for you. You’ve been used and dumped so if you like hold placard with #BBO25bn nobody will send you.

Leather

Chewing gum is not toothpaste.

Brush your tongue!

Floss regularly

Forget about mouthwash! Most only mask the odou. Use hydrogen peroxide in water to gargle and rinse out your mouth.

So Customs want to start raiding car stands? Soon they’ll start stop-and-search of already registered vehicles and ask for custom papers.

See how he resembles Monkey

Issokay! Southern leaders, when power shifts to the south please do eye service and also make North your priorities! The north do not hide their tribalism however when the south hold power they go all out to please the north!

I read that India is considering dumping our crude. I really don't know if our leaders read the news.

- India wants to dump our crude
- Europe have a 2040 deadline to scrap conventional engines; some as early as 2020
- The US aren't buying and have the same targets
- China is going electric too
This all points to reduced demand yet we want to spend billions to explore for more oil!

All the best

Grieve and move on!! There is nothing more to his death.

He drank too much

He died from asphyxia probably from a blocked airway by lying in the wrong position or being left in a locked vehicle

His "friends" panicked when they saw him lifeless but that doesn't make them culpable of anything other than not placing him the the recovery position when he was asleep or taking him to the hospital early enough.

The FG should stop pretending like it’s plan. AEDC has already been bought off by South Africans.
Plus the DisCos aren’t the obstacle... there must be all three to have stable power. The DisCos, the GenCos and TCN. DisCos cannot distribute what Doesn’t exist and the transmission company must be able to transmit energy generated. So even if you sell the DisCos and neglect generation and transmission, we will only be paying more for darkness!

Looks like a Power Ranger

So power supply is something to praise the government for? Anything short of 24 hours power supply is not worthy of praise. Please let no one tell me about the deeds of the past administration and how Buhari has to clean up the system. I do not see any actions today that will ensure that in the coming years we will have stable power supply.

Pretty sure the idiot heard the train coming but he was in a hurry and thought he would make it across.

Pity he won't get to his destination on time.

Corruption fighting back

They died in a white 5 series BMW. This isnt a white 5 series BMW... conclusion...FAKE NEWS

He isn't aware simply because he doesn't go there for treatment!

Then one stupid VIO will stop me and ask me for my Road Worthiness Certificate. I have stopped taking my car for inspection to get the certificate because the roads aren’t even worthy of my car! I tell them I’ll get my car tested when they repair the roads!

Was there a mid-air crisis or was there just turbulence? That’s how one Daddy GO said he drove from Ore to Lagos on reserve!

Paid jobless idiots!!!

The banks need to check from within. How do the fraudsters know about the dormant accounts?

Enough of the noise making! Start providing the service!

sisisioge:
Hello house, please I need some serious help here. PHCN has been the only issue I've got with the apartment I share. It is actually a converted mini-flat com two-bedroom. A GF and I decided to demarcate the space such that we both got our rooms. We came in as simple girls with simple gadgets.

I had just two bulbs, a TV, fridge and AC. Nothing more except some rarely used kitchen gadgets. She had small stuffs like me too. We were barely home to use these things. Soon enough, she got transferred and left her space to her young male cousin whose main belonging is a radio...no power consumption.

All was well for about three months into our stay until craaze fell on PHCN.Our bill jumped from 2k to 12k, 10k, etc. In fact, we once got 17k! I swearit, I tried to move out but couldn't get anything affordable and thought I could have it fixed. So, we've been paying 10k every month for as long as I can remember, yet, we have over 60k outstanding on the bill! This was because we were paying 3k for about six months before deciding to up amount after realizing the value kept increasing.

The unthinkable happened today when I got home to see a disconnection ticket even after paying 10k about 2 weeks ago!Now I'm thinking of just writing them to stop our billing, we are no longer interested. Cos I am so not gonna pay, will probably partially move back home.

What do you think? We have gone to their Shomolu customer care tire, spoken to the marketing manager here... nothing. They came for load assessment yet nothing. E don tire me. What should we do? Our small space gets charged same amount the bigger flats get...yet we no get anything o. We asked for prepaid meter, yet nothing.

Report to NERC and copy CPC.

Fake news. This is how this scam goes

Due to this fake publicity, people will begin to accept friend requests from this fake Jenny girl

Then they will begin to receive the same fake waybill and tap into the testimony of the fake guy.

Then they'll be asked to pay some money for duties for a fake waybill to receive a non-existent iphone and ipad

considering they have read the fake news and believed, they'll all pay the money

One guy in the south western part of nigeria will get rich.

I see only one man

Doyin2:



Another clown.

What failure?

Buharism became popular and brought him back as president,as a result of his outstanding records as a former head of state,within a very short period.

Mumu

In other words, the president is failing because he is operating in a democratic setting. Ngwanu, explain why he failed as a military ruler without Judiciary and Legislative arms of government.

Idiot

Tolexander:
The OP doesn't seem to know that the soil is a good filter of water going into the aquifer.

Moreover, some of these microorganisms cant survive the condition in the soil.

Exactly plus proper siting of the borehole will reduce any contamination. At least 30 meters buffer zone should be allowed from any septic tank.

You gave a whole year of your life already! What more do you want to do?
Here are some ideas:
1. Renovate a classroom
2. Donate books and/or stationery.
3. Build a Ventilated Improved Pit latrine with hand-washing facility
4. Renovate the staff room or provide something for the teachers

There are actually a lot you can do but don't give any student belle! That one is not gift

That doesn't look like a python!

Hmmm... so it is okay to kill but not okay to agitate for a reconsideration of this forced union. IPOB una hear, come up with Another name, I suggest southern herdsmen and carry AK 47. Kill at will because it’s okay as long as you don’t try to break up our non-negotiable union.

Idiots! Diversify the economy not intensify the search for useless crude!

fk001:
Fake twitter handle



That's not PMB twitter handle




Fvcking liars.







PMB is liked by all, world leaders respect him.

Zombie o Zombie! See why you are termed a zombie! Cos you are brainless! This is a parody twitter page. Ever heard of the word ‘Parody’ hence the twitter handle Parosident. That’s enough education for you