₦airaland Forum

What do you expect from a cabinet with a brain-dead president and zombies as followers

He is technically crippled

The Vice President has to be the mouth piece of this gomment in fower! Where is the useless Minister of petroleum? Why would a president even give himself that portfolio?

We will be putting our faces in matters that have no economic importance to us. Instead of facing tackling the fuel scarcity and other matters we went to be voting on capital of Israel! Whatever happened to abstaining ? USAID please take your aid and please don’t bother helping out our army to further technically defeat boko Haram

So many excuses in one post! First it was your birthday, then why didn’t he tell you ( check the word surprise in the dictionary) then he bleeped Kandy and her baby sister. Pick one ! It’s okay to turn down a proposal; you don’t need to defend your actions

Let me summarize: We intend to increase the pump price of fuel to 175 Naira per litre to discourage smugglers. Our customs and border controls are only good at raiding car stands for smuggled cars but cannot see 40,000 litre trucks going out of the country.
Enjoy your change!

Ose sharp shooters!!! So they fired at you and your skilled marksmen decided to incapacitate them by shooting their “machine guns”. Tell me another lie!!! Our police are barbarians in uniforms!

Tales by moonlight!

First question we will ask the police is “do you know who I am”?

Please just allow this gomment and their scarcity! If you complain or people try to protest they will organize a counter protest supporting the scarcity and will call it dividends of good governance! One idiot APC chieftain actually said the reason for the scarcity was because Nigerians were able to buys cars during this administration thereby increasing demand

Definitely not Nigeria. Car is on the “wrong side of the road” so it is a RHD vehicle. East African ... most likely Kenya

We know. It’s also to fund 2019 elections

Be lying to yourself.

Alcohol - Haram! They’ll even raid depots and destroy beer. Codeine- Mustahab. They’ll mix it in coke and be sipping. Hypocrites

Didn’t expect it to be a Chukwudi or Ibrahim

It isn’t a matter of right or wrong; it is simply pointless. Some of the people we celebrate in death, we ignored while alive.

It is possible. Some of the US networks are not GSM but CDMA. You are probably trying to roam on a CDMA network ...

Abeg US based people come and explain. I have never been there so I don’t know

Did money get missing from the TSA ? Is it your business?

petra1:
Wrong Answer ! The biggest was christ !

John 7:12 (TLB)
12 There was a lot of discussion about him among the crowds. Some said, "He's a wonderful man," while others said, "No, he's duping the public."

I don’t disagree but I won’t concur!

In the first photo , I see two con men! Benny Hinn the biggest con man ever liveth.

HOuse rat wey miss road enter bush don turn to bush meat

Oshey!!! Traffic warden!!! Kontinuu

Only in Nigeria do we have brand new old model cars.

Matthew, a fraudster is the one who can talk about tithes. Thieves is what they all are!!!!

She actually does look like Angelina Jolie.... in the movie Maleficient! I guess the plastic surgeon got the wrong idea and Made her look like Angelina Jolie’s character rather than the actress herself

THE FG should realize that they should be accountable for the proceeds of tax. Nigerias are able to pay taxes but not willing because we do not know where the money goes to and the little we know is not reassuring.

From the 2018 budget i can see that some of my tax will go buying the VP 17m for cutleries and paying the legislooters their high allowances!!!

Rather than spend 1.5b on adverts which will not increase willingness to pay, run an open accountable system where taxpayers can see and know where the taxes are being utilised and maybe just maybe more people will be willingly declare and pay taxes.

Nigerians and crowd/herd mentality. Once the international media highlights it, we make so much noise about it but little action.

Slavery has been going on right under our noses but no one is talking about it. We see reports on how the Chinese treat Nigerians right here in Nigeria but nothing is done about it but now we are crying foul about West Africans Who Made a conscious decision to seek a better life in Europe by crossing the Sahara and got themselves enslaved.

The Igbos can never produce a president and the reason is simple. The Igbos are not united and will not rally behind one candidate rather they will all present themselves as candidates. Look at small Senate Presidency they gave them, we had almost 4 senate presidents because they kept impeaching themselves.

Secondly believe Buhari at your own peril. This is a man who in his first term did nothing for the Igbos but now is coming to beg for votes and promising an Igbo presidency. Is the presidential slot his to give? I really do not understand Nigerian politics! So if APC fields an Igbo candidate and another party fields a Northern candidate and that other party wins, what happens?

EnigmaticEnigma:
Compare the arm sizes of both pics and tell me you don't see a huge difference.

What i am trying to wrap my head around though, is who did the photoshop and what they stand to gain

Mr Sherlock Holmes, you realise that the picture was captured from a video? Unless you can freeze frame at the exact point of the viral photo and make a comparison then you do not have a point. You only froze the picture perhaps a fraction earlier or later; that doesn't mean the photo is fake. It just means you are not comparing two like photos

You don’t even know who owns the money now you don’t know the real whistle blower. Clear case of some fraudulent government official wanting to create a ghost whistle blower to claim the money. Kwarapt gomment

Baffles me how seemingly educated people will still write green , white, green . The national colors are green and white!!! Just because green appears twice doesn’t mean the flag or in the case his house or car or watch or whatever else has three colors!! This really grinds my gears and I’m really angry right now!!! I clicked the link expecting to see a multi green colored edifice and only saw a green and white wall and gate. Will you say the star spangled banner has white white white white ( 52 whites for the stars and Another 6 whites for the stripes) then 7 reds and blue? You’ll say the colors are red, white and blue but our own is green ,white , green! Stop it

The former president who spent billions on power is still gallivanting everywhere giving talks on corruption and even visited your boss a number of times. Not once has this administration mentioned his name in any investigation! What corruption war are you fighting when you carefully select who to fight.