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Politics / Re: I Didn't Threaten To Kill Nnamdi Kanu - Dambazau by Stylz69(m): 6:30pm On Sep 20, 2017
This one when you pack degree like thermometer yet you no get sense! With all this exposure yet you stretched your leg for your shoe to be cleaned by a security detail.

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Science/Technology / Re: Leopard Spotted At Game Reserve In Bauchi After Not Being Seen For Decades.PICS by Stylz69(m): 11:20am On Sep 20, 2017
Poor leopard! They’ll hunt it down and one nairalander will come and post it and say “ I caught this strange bushmeat, Who knows what it’s called”?

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Politics / Re: Transcript Of President Buhari’s Speech At 72nd United Nations General Assembly by Stylz69(m): 4:37am On Sep 20, 2017
Rubbish speech! Be there talking about the Rohingya people being persecuted yet in your own country you are depopulating the south-easterners.
Politics / Re: Women Present 27 Cakes To Okorocha Ahead Of His 55th Birthday In Imo (Photos) by Stylz69(m): 4:02pm On Sep 19, 2017
Diabetes fall on you
Career / Re: Nine Things Nigerian Bankers Hate About Their Jobs by Stylz69(m): 8:37am On Sep 19, 2017
Please desist from calling bank workers bankers!
Godwin Emefiele - Banker
Jim Ovia- Banker
Ibukun Awosika - Banker
Tony Elumelu - Banker
Cashier- Bankworker
Teller - Bank worker
Customer service - bank worker
Bulk room counter- bankworker
Security man - bank worker
Marketer - bank worker

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Science/Technology / Re: All your Inverter problems by Stylz69(m): 5:18pm On Sep 18, 2017
What size of stabilizer would I require for a 10KVA inverter with 16 batteries?
Career / Re: Bayelsa To Convert Civil Servants To Teachers by Stylz69(m): 7:53am On Sep 18, 2017
Most state civil servants are already useless then you want to convert them to teachers which will render them more useless. They'll go on to teach children and make them useless to society thereby perpetuating a cycle of uselessness! Then in 20 years time, you'll wonder why Bayelsa state is still under-developed and blame it on Obasanjo who will Recontest because the elders feel the youth are not ready!

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Religion / Re: 10 Good Reasons Why You Should Go To Church by Stylz69(m): 8:55am On Sep 17, 2017
Your absense would mean the GO will be starved of funds and won't be able to fund his lavish lifestyle.
Crime / Re: Manhood Of Man Who Gave Crippled Beggar Money At Ikeja Vanishes - Instagram User by Stylz69(m): 1:19pm On Sep 16, 2017
Someone that can make prick disappear but couldn't make himself disappear instead of being caught.

The guy who makes the claim is a grifter. His accomplices mingle in the crowd forming and that's when the real crime begins. They take advantage of the gathering to pick pockets and handbags.

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Religion / Re: Demands For Money And Other Things By Worshippers In My Local Church by Stylz69(m): 6:20am On Sep 15, 2017
Our parent church don't get involved in funding the small parish, we are the one who returns our tithes and offerings to the national headquarters every month.

Therein lies your problem! You take but you don't want to give!!! Talk to your parent church that you remit all your offerings to. Talk to daddy G.O.

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Celebrities / Re: Hector Joberteh Buried In Ibadan (Photos) by Stylz69(m): 5:51am On Sep 15, 2017
TheMainMan:
so no investigation?.... nothing?
In Nigeria, murder is termed death by natural cause.

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Celebrities / Re: Adekunle Gold’s Mother: "Simi Is Such A Cool, Caring And Amazing Girl” by Stylz69(m): 8:31pm On Sep 12, 2017
She said Amexing which is totally different from amazing
Crime / Re: Nigerian 'Yahoo' Boy Sentenced To Jail In UK Over Credit Card Fraud. Photo by Stylz69(m): 8:31pm On Sep 12, 2017
They will give them visa instead of them to live a honest life, they'll go there and defraud people! I lived there for 6 years and they were the noisiest bunch of people you could come across!
Celebrities / Re: Dentist Shares Photo Of Phyno's Brown Teeth On Facebook, Advises The Rapper by Stylz69(m): 10:51pm On Sep 10, 2017
What's the stethoscope for? To check the heartbeat of the enamel?
Politics / Re: I Pray Nigeria Oil Dries Up, Says Governor Nasiru El-rufai by Stylz69(m): 10:43am On Sep 10, 2017
True talk but this was one of the campaign promises of the APC; to diversify the economy and reduce the reliance on Oil. However, on assuming power, one of the first things the King of the North did was to start oil exploration in the North. Sound bites is all it is!!!! Stop talking and start diversifying!! Even of oil doesn't dry up, the demand will reduce drastically when the west move to hybrid and electric vehicles.

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Car Talk / Re: Innoson IVM 4×4 Carrier Is Not Manufactured In Nigeria. He Rebranded The Logos. by Stylz69(m): 11:01am On Sep 09, 2017
visionex:

forget Dat nonsense yearn dia d blood dey inside u ask maley some questions

Remember punctuations? They aren't decorations. Please rewrite and punctuate so that I can understand you better. Thank you

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Car Talk / Re: Innoson IVM 4×4 Carrier Is Not Manufactured In Nigeria. He Rebranded The Logos. by Stylz69(m): 9:30am On Sep 09, 2017
hammerXXX:



Frankly speaking, ur opinions are not appreciated.

We are here to expose the real frauds.

They are the Afonja Press fake news association to which u belong or support.


This is IVM Innoson IVM 4×4 Carrier


http://innosonmotors.com/carrier4wd/
Never seen an Afonja from Delta State but that doesn't matter, what matters is that you are just being plain silly this morning.

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Car Talk / Re: Innoson IVM 4×4 Carrier Is Not Manufactured In Nigeria. He Rebranded The Logos. by Stylz69(m): 9:22am On Sep 09, 2017
hammerXXX:


Go and make ur own, nobody asked u.

This is IVM Innoson IVM 4×4 Carrier


http://innosonmotors.com/carrier4wd/

Aproko, if your level of comprehension was as high as your stupidity, you'd realize I wasn't criticizing innoson. However in your bid to show off your illiteracy, you had to quote me.
Well done sir

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Car Talk / Re: Innoson IVM 4×4 Carrier Is Not Manufactured In Nigeria. He Rebranded The Logos. by Stylz69(m): 9:15am On Sep 09, 2017
Some people's level of idiocy!!! Innoson is not a manufacturer; he assemble CKD parts from China. Even you, assuming you were 1/4 as rich as him and not a knucklehead can import these parts, build an assembly line, assemble the parts and brand them Knucklehead motors,KHM for short .
So before you come running online blabbing put in some time to research.

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Phones / Re: The Insincerity Of Makers Of The Infinix Note 4 Pro by Stylz69(m): 9:11am On Sep 09, 2017
Na person wey first buy dey buy old model.... Robert Mugabe, 1977

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Politics / Re: Stella Oduah Denies Owning A House Of $1.2 Million In London by Stylz69(m): 4:06am On Sep 08, 2017
Which one is higher purchase? Is that when you procure an item at a much higher price?
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Shuttles His Twins In Trolley (Photos) by Stylz69(m): 8:37pm On Sep 06, 2017
I was expecting to see a trolley instead I saw a pram. Highly disappointed

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Politics / Re: President Buhari's Sallah Message To Nigerians by Stylz69(m): 9:46pm On Aug 31, 2017
Nobody prayed for you sincerely and fervently. Any prayer done was self-serving and for their selfish ends and that explains why you aren't even the one who wrote this. You are a puppet
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Eats Feces In Warri While Doing The New Yahoo Plus. Photos, Video by Stylz69(m): 10:24pm On Aug 29, 2017
Eating shit is enough punishment ! Why are they beating him?

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Crime / Re: Johnson Chrome Adekunle: Toronto City Most Wanted Identity Thief, A Nigerian by Stylz69(m): 5:50am On Aug 28, 2017
Na their work o! Soft work. They just cannot work hard and earn a honest living. If they aren't scamming they are cutting head. If they aren't scamming or cutting head, they are planning one act of treachery.
Politics / Re: Buhari Address To The Nation. by Stylz69(m): 9:28pm On Aug 26, 2017
Alajiki:


Yeah, you sign 9-figure cheques...on your school jotters grin grin grin

You don't sign cheques on jotters boy! You are a bank worker so you should know better. Note I didn't say Banker... maybe if you are a good boy I could give you an account to manage that will give you a good bonus so you don't go looking for cheap second-hand cars.
Now run along Mr Muideen... got no time for wankers.
Politics / Re: I Invited Osinbajo To London To Thank Him ―buhari by Stylz69(m): 3:15pm On Aug 26, 2017
He applied his intellect to run the economy; please don't use your lack of to spoil it again.
Politics / Re: Buhari Address To The Nation. by Stylz69(m): 1:52pm On Aug 26, 2017
Alajiki:


Ndi Ogbomoso, ndo, no vex abeg. I no know say e go pain you that much. Person no dey joke with you again? grin grin grin. By the way, I live in my own house, I have a car, my wife has one with an extra to spare for ocassions. My salary monthly is very close to 7 figures. Now tell me sincerely, can you say the same thing about yourself? grin

No need to brag on social media. Here's one for you, Mr Nearly-seven-figure salary, I sign 9 figure cheques... sincerely.


Travel / Re: Young Girl Helping Her Mum Fry Yam And Akara Crushed By Jeep In Owerri. Photos by Stylz69(m): 9:30pm On Aug 24, 2017
ecoeco:
. ..
Useless yahoo boys
Even if he brakes failed

So he didn't not see all dos
HORN BEFORE OVERTAKING Dangote trucks to use n decelerate

Its akara nd fried fish dat he preferred to use eh


Who gives dis guys driving license anyways



#Eco99#

Are you intentionally trying to be ignorant? Didn't you read the part where it said it was being driven by a car wash attendant?
Travel / Re: Six Things Nigerians Should Not Do On A Flight by Stylz69(m): 12:39pm On Aug 24, 2017
Does this apply to long-haul flightstoo cos if I hear that I will not recline my seat in a 6 hour flight! Aeroplane seats are designed to be reclined without inconveniencing the passenger behind you.... and if he is inconvenienced he should recline his as well. Simple

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Politics / Re: Buhari Address To The Nation. by Stylz69(m): 4:25am On Aug 24, 2017
Alajiki:


E pain am. By the way, are you a Biafrat? grin

From their names you shall know them! Ogbomosho e-warrior. Rather than being a nuisance, channel your energy or lack of into being productive and maybe ... just maybe you'll be able to afford a better life for yourself
Politics / Re: Buhari’s First Day Back On Duty, A Loud Disappointment, Aso Rock Sources - SR by Stylz69(m): 8:02am On Aug 22, 2017
Deeldorado:
The renovation story is pathetically false. An office that was renovated when he resumed office the first time. In fact, almost everything in the Presidential wing was renovated at inception. In saner climes, he would have resigned to recuperate and take a deserved rest. It's that simple.

It probably is true! They need to put a bed, oxygen tanks and life support machine in the office for him to function effectively. All join for renovation

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