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union123:
Good evening all,
Pls we all need to be careful when pp give testimonies and what they did differently.
We have some sellers here pretending to be ttc.
So watchout u all.
Side eyes*

this your comment tie wrapper.


Divinemandate, God has settled you. Go and enjoy your 9months course.

Rainyday, it is well. Our God is still in the business of doing miracles.

Stellx worry not for God is your main option. Google unblocking fallopian tubes naturally and you would see methods recommended. They include serrapeptase, castor oil therapy, fertility massage and herbal tampons(the likes of gufei bao and mumihaja's product). Vitex/dong quai helps for hormonal imbalance.

^^^^You're welcome dear. Is that what you were PMing me about?

JUMAYIN:
Good afternoon mothers of great nation, plx am in need of this gufei bao, how can I get it n do they do delivery?

If you are in lagos call the number advertized, she would arrange where to meet you ...I know she does waybill to other locations outside lagos too.

Modified, that's the number 08039132496

Iv joined the gufei bao band wagon.

May God bless our efforts with success.

This just goes to show how incompetent our healthcare system can be at times.

Mumihaja you might want to switch hospitals and get proper assistance.

Following

Congrats Nogen.

Purehuman how sure are you that the bleeding she saw was her monthly cycle? Some women bleed during ovulation. And before you come to counter this by saying its rare, you should know no two women are alike.

So you just have to support her until the baby comes and you do a paternity test.

*updated * someone's comment prompted me to check your other posts and iv gotten some info about your gal.
My dear you are in a 'situationship'. Definitely not a relationship. Your gal is probably not pregnant and if she is, the baby is probably not yours.

urchbarbie:
which ever way we choose to define d word bastard, its an offensive way to call a human being like ourselves. Why do u think ppl use it to insult others?

BASTARD

bastard

• adj 1: born out of wedlock; "the dominions of both rulers passed away to their spurious or doubtful offspring"- E.A.Freeman [syn: {bastardly}, {misbegot}, {misbegotten}, {spurious}]

• 2: fraudulent; having a misleading appearance [syn: {bogus}, {fake}, {phony}, {phoney}]

• n 1: (obscene) insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous [syn: {asshole}, {RoosterDrinker}, {dickhead}, {shit}, {mother fucker}, {motherfucker}, {prick}, {son of a bitch}, {SOB}]

• 2: the illegitimate offspring of unmarried parents [syn: {by-blow}, {love child}, {illegitimate child}, {illegitimate}, {whoreson}]

You are referring to definition 3

Nigerians can be funny. I think its because we've embraced the term 'baby mama' we have failed to recognise the definition of a child born outside wedlock. And maybe because 'bastard' is our stable abusive word, we now see the word as an insult.

That said, Op thats your own opinion. Its because the woman is always the one that keeps the evidence of the mistake. . Afterall she did not impregnate herself. If you really want to be objective, then you should ask both genders if they can marry people with illegitimate children.

Phema:
It's quite sad though, that people can play on the intelligence of couples who are really desperate for their own children.

Humans sold their conscience to the devil a long time ago. That's why people would dupe and extort money from job seekers without remorse.

legendsmother:
@miraclebaby hehehehehe me nd ayayoo dey do am twele twele dey go! Ur own dey nau how can I chop nd forget miraclebaby lol, miss u on, @sugah were are thou? Come oo biko all others on MIA come o we can write attendance

Legendsmother dear, thanks for the mention.
You should still be enjoying your honeymoon oooooo not thinking about ttc. But your knowledge is definitely needed in the thread so welcome back.

Congrats to all the recent belleful mamas. Baby dust to the mamas in Gods waiting room. May our names be called very soon.

Thanks LadyGuinivere and Oleayo22. God bless you both real good.

Phema:
Believe this, you can believe just about anything.

He posted barely a month ago frantically looking for solution to his sterility problems. As at 2 weeks ago, he was still creating gazillion threads asking same questions over and over again. And suddenly, just within one week, he's gone to a hospital, done all the procedures involved in IVF and have even gotten pregnant. Now now now ooo. Hian!

He wants people to PM him, asking for info about the hospital and all.

Na today?!?

Of course I don't believe it. Im just trying to fool him into revealing what fertility clinic he is advertising.

I dint know one can go through down reg, stimulating, egg retrieval and egg transfer in one week.
Im really interested in your journey. What hospital are you using?

Good day fruitful mommas.

I just had a failed IUI cycle (negative bpt) and 3days after stopping the cyclogest inserts im experiencing severe cramps and passing out huge blood clots. Called the doctor and he said its most likely a miscarriage.

Please mamas that had failed IUI did such happen to you?

I can't believe something as serious as an aircraft crash is being tribalized...but what else is expected from nairaland?

modath:
There is no US certified VO here, reading through the thread is what everyone else do & will help you with your child's application.& is it a son or a daughter.

All these women sef!! What if she has twins?

I started following this thread when prouddad38 came to complain and report proudmum38 of denying him kpekus ... Seems like just yesterday.
Congrats to you both. May lil proudy bring you joy and happiness.

Congrats to all the other mamas who just brought forth their bundles of joy.

GodMercy2015:
Please mamas in the house, i need your advice, My dh sperm count is 25million and motility is 60%. I also have patent tubes but been trying after a stillbirth lastyear may. Should i give iui a try or save up for ivf.
I am really tired and getting depressed of bfn everymonth.
Pls kindly advice a worrying mama, blowing baby dust to us all.

I think you should talk to God and he would direct you on which way to go.
But its generally advised for women who are below 35, have at least one tube open and a marginal SC (over 10million) to try IUIs. And IUIs only cost about 10% of IVF cost.

So in essence, georgesmedical promo price is almost more than the regular price?

Typical Nigeria.

That's wonderful news iyomomo. You shall carry to term and birth your baby(ies) supernaturally in Jesus name. Amen


Waiting to announce my bfp soon.

Why not start with yours?

Donpiero i had typed a lengthy piece as regards your question and just before I submitted i realised you might be joking.
So hahahahahahaha. Funny.

[quote author=mrsfrank post=36114311][/quote]You might need to switch to parlodel. It has horrible side effects initially but I noticed it stops after some time. Discuss with your doctor about switching.

Mrsfrank are you on medication for the high prolactin?

mrsfrank:
Total count : 209. 2×10 [6]

Your dh is ok then. Almost perfect results.

Work done, now I have time for my e-fam.

Mrsfrank whats the total count figure? Check well. It's usually in exponential form (10 raise to power of something)

Fidun2:
Hello, am trying to give birth in U.S and need cost and procedure in the following states. New Jersey,Atlanta and Houston.

There is an already existent very informative thread on this on nairaland
Just do a search.

Go jet skiing at the lekki leisure lake.
Kayaking at la campaigne tropicana.

Holluwatarhyor:
My fear is what if she gets married to an innocent guy who doesn't know she was dark in complexion before bleaching brighter than her future?

What if she marries a fair skinned guy and her kids come out black? Wouldn't the husband think she cheated