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Idowuogbo: Ode!

Lol...you're my role model.

Phew!! Just went through 12 pages and my stomach hurts from laughter. Adage: When nairaland gives you [b]lemons[b/], you stone idowu and 2sexy with it.
Abeg just kidding o, ehen.

Lwkm. I'm surprised some people don't know what sarcasm is. I don laugh tire for here.

Hey all! Happy new year!

Different reasons for different people. Some are afraid of commitment, others are committed to some other cause which they feel may be hindered by the demands of a relationship. Some don't just find love, others fall in love but realize it won't work because they choose to follow their heads rather than their hearts. Most times, they just don't see it as a necessity. These reasons themselves are the what keep single without feeling empty or left out.

Hi people! How are you all doing?

Coldplay
Shinedown
Matchbox 20
Staind
Counting crows
Casting crowns
Crossfade
Switchfoot
Avril Lavigne
Daughtry
Creed
Lifehouse...etc, etc. Can't name them all.

slimes: The lights go out and I can't be saved
Tides that I tried to swim against
Have brought me down upon my knees
Oh I beg, I beg and plead, singing

Come out of the things unsaid
Shoot an apple off my head and a
Trouble that can't be named
A tiger's waiting to be tamed, singing

You are, you are...

Clocks! Those lyrics are amazing. You just can't help but sing along.

pleep: I think you can tell just about everything u need 2 know about a person just by looking at them.

Your physical appearance shapes the individual you become.

Haven't you heard looks can be deceiving?

pleep: Everything, ppl just look like their personality. I am judgmental and proud!

When you meet a killer you can see it in their face, their, walk their eyes. how often have you seen a hardcore criminal that looked friendly and approachable? ppl need to stop BSing, its a 6th sense we are all born with

You obviously haven't met a serial killer. If you have, you didn't realise he's one.

anonimi: Because that part makes no sense as well.
The ex-PDP, ex-ANPP Amosun inherited 51b that rose by 71% in less than one year to 87b. Someone has posted that maybe it was from interest accruing on the initial debt.
[size=13pt]Could interest be at 71%?[/size]
Let us not forget that Amosun took over from his thieving former collaborator, OGD in May 2011 and the debt has now reduced from its peak to 63b!!!
She is obviously manipulating the figures. . . and to think that Amosun is a chartered accountant

We should learn to scrutinise what the politicians tell us very very well.

Anyway, you just might be right. However, i won't be surprised if OGD did collect an irresponsible loan at a rediculous interest rate. After all, it wasn't unusual for those ex-governors to collect loans at ridiculous interests and then pocket such loans and put their states in debt.

anonimi: Is it just me or someone else also sees that the Honourable(?) Commissioner's figures don't add up.
[size=14pt]Inherited 51b, which suddenly becomes 87b and is now reduced to 63b and somebody should shout Hallelujah!!![/size]

Not forgetting that she admits that the past administration they are trying to demonise left 300m ecological fund intact
While OGD was a thief, it's obvious the ex-PDP and ex-ANPP man, Amosun is also a thief.

[size=14pt]What is the difference between six and half a dozen?[/size]

I think it's just you. You failed to quote the part where she said that liabilities inherited had added to the debt over time.

afam4eva: I really don't take a lot of things on Nairaland seriously. No wonder Nairaland has never won any award while the likes of Linda Ikeji, Bella naija etc have won tons of award. This site has become a tribal assembly where tribal warlord congregate and join their hands in fellowship to spread hate and bigotry. Even the mods are also promiting hate and tribalism through their direct and indirect encouragement and inciting machinations. We really don't care what Nairaland thinks of Achebe but what the world think of him. He's one of the most respected Africans and very few people can match his achievement in the literary circles. The opinions of a few no-gooders will not change the respect he commands in the community of superior wisdom.

Look who's talking. Kettle calling pot black.

Reyginus: Season's greetings to Muskeeto , Humbledbygrace, ujsizzle, dagr8, Anonimous, Superbloke, Dollyparton, Vicky, Bella, ignis, Creatrixity, pheesayor.

Merry xmas to you too bro. Happy holidays everyone!

Redmosquito: When I first kissed
The girl opened her mouth wide and I too opened my mouth wider and then I grabbed her neck with so much force.
And then I pushed her mouth into mine, lips and all. And we began exchanging saliva and catarrh, We were stuck like dat for like 2 hrs, she kept pourin saliva into my mouth and me into hers.#
Damn! it was beautiful and slimy

Lmao. You're crazy man.

An0nimus: I bring thee greetings my good friends. Not like I want to burst anyone's bubble but am I the only one not feeling 'Christmassy'??

You're not the only one bro. Christmas doesn't feel so merry right now.