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honeric01: And what are you feeling like already? you be 27 as you said, yet you dey kiss and tell, since you mentioned it, oya tell us who dem be

Kiss and tell ke? Abeg I have not "kissed" anybody here o!

bennyraz: nothing is been concluded/assumed here. Another Onila in the making. What does that implies? Does it imply you're the same person behind the username? No of course. Read word for word before drawing the curtains or denoting meanings to sentences made by individuals.

That is not even what I was saying sef. I know you meant that I am like onila, as in I behave like her right?
come o! wetin dey vex you sef? You know me before? Take am easy o!

honeric01: Men or humans?

Ok, humans

bennyraz: Another Onila in the making.. ''Smh''. And who likes to have an hardy as a GF/wife Or a Gf that looks more like a thug/agbero An innocent look is a very deceptive dangerous weapon if you ask me. And that is what we men/women base our assumption/emphasis on ''APPEARANCE" neglecting the heart. I rest my case

Ok sir. Thank you
btw, Onila and Sweetlemon are two diff personalities. Another mistake mem like you make is jumping into conclusions too quickly for your own good

honeric01: Really? name names abeg

Una know yaselves already

For the records, I'm aware that some guys telling me he just wants to sleep with me have their own eyes on me But Iv heard all what you have to say sha. Thanks everyone!

A-ZeD:
Don't know how to send a pm on Nairaland.

go to my profile

Idowuogbo: U no sabi ginger opeke sef

Mstewwww!

Sweetlemon, if dat bullshitzzzz hin type hold u I fit enter slap u I swarrrrrrr

for where? the guy just dey talk to im shadow, I no even understand the tin wey im dey yarn sef

honeric01: Damsel, i understood you clearly, was only embarrassed with the bolded, you are right, Edo people (not just the guys) are a VERY proud set of people (especially the binis).

Oh ok. yes, I have a very proud Bini girl friend

190: Hell 2d NO

I've never spoken with any lady on dis forum
Dated or had sex with any before - I swear

Give me names or accounts of where uve seen me flirting wit any girl


@idowulogbo - back off

Lie of the century! I just saw you ask Onila for drinks in her "Edo guys" thread!

Idowuogbo: Gorgeous brains! I love gals wey wake up die!

I no dey dull myself at all!

There are so many unfair stereotypes attached to pretty girls;
1. pretty girls are vain
2. pretty girls a dumb
3. Pretty girls are proud and are snobs
4. pretty girls "use what they 'have' to get what they want"
5. pretty girls cannot be faithful partners

If we are not fighting to keep men who are hell bent on getting "a taste of" us, we are fighting off beaf and jealousy from our fellow ladies cos they feel insecure around us. The most terrible part is that the guys who might actually have sincere plans for us usually chicken out cos they feel we have too many toasters already! Oh! how sickening! :' :'

190: Awww - care 4 a cup of coffee on me please
Name, time and location is all I need

Lol! I can't count the number of times I'v seen you say that different girls here. You be original player No 1!

190: OP

Where are these pweety girls and where я dey cryin

Give me a location so I could immediately go there with my handkerchief

Sexylemonade do u cry @ nites too

Yeah I do. Sometimes its just so depressing! Funny isn't? But I'v leant to make God my rock and that is why I'm still standing.

kpolli: Bloody lie, that is a characteristic of a gurl not guy. . . We are always straight forward

really, what of the ones that promise heaven on earth to a girl, but if or when she mistakingly gets pregnant, they dump her like a bad habit? what of the ones who will tell a girl anything just to bed her and once they get what they want, they drop her like a hot potatoe?

honeric01:

I hope you don't think I meant money issues, I'm talking about having too much pride

Poster God bless you! I tell you, although it can be quite fun sometimes, at other times, I wish, despeartely wish I was Just a plain Jane!

Let me me educate you on something. Any message you get from MTN or any telecomms company asking you to send a recharge PIN to any number is fraud! Does it make sense for a telecomms coy to ask you for what they produce? would coca cola ask you to send them a crate of coke? No! #smh# I just wonder what the problem with victims of this kinds of fraud, could it be low I.Q or just pure greed? Na wa o!

KnowAll: i bet with the rejection this cassava bread would develop a sour taste in the presidency!!!!

Patinence Goodluck to husband!!

Patience: As from tommorrow I go dey buy Agege bread, this your cassava innovation no work! divorce!

Joboy: Na too show face now! how many months u dom be first lady, u know say all that gra-gra na for camera, you and I know say I fit kill for Agege bread!

Patience: na so una dey do am!

Joboy: b4 kor!! you woman need to learn first, everything for this Presidency na damage control

Patience: which one be " damage control"

Joboy: if no be say u be my wife I for divorce now-now?

Patince: ok I am sorry, this your yanga sef don pass be-careful, b4 u dey beg for seexxx, now na me dey remind u say e don tey small!!

Joboy: I beg no go dia!, wetin concern me with sex when my people dey suffer, I beg no bring that topic, in fact I don retire for seexxxxx

Patinece: I hear you, atimes I pray this presidency end sef, e be like say d thing don dey worry you?

Joboy: are u talking to me!!!!!!

Patience: no oh abi wetin u wan make I talk now, i dey talk to mysef!!

Joby: u better be

LOL! If you think that 'Joboy' is depriving himself of intimacy or food because he is thinking about us, You need a trip to Aso rock

naptu2: This idea of mandating bakers to produce cassava bread was developed by the Obasanjo administration when it was discovered that Nigeria is the largest producer of cassava in the world, but we don't make much money from it. The idea was part of something called the "cassava master plan".

There are so many other things that Nigeria has, but all we think of is oil money and that is why we are in this mess! Lord help us!

Honestly, this cassava thing is a good move, BUT we must be sure of the health benefits before diving headlong into it. generally, wheat is a more healthy choice, most especially for older people. I support those who say we shouldn't be forced to eat what we don't want to eat. Different people have different tastes and some are even allergic to some things.
Fine, the FG can go ahead with their cassava campaign, but they should not make it mandatory.

One thing I know is that Edo guys like fine girls and hardly marry from their place. And I must say they have this kain swagger..... But some of them, especially the very hansome ones have ego issues, I mean too much pride

@OP, could you by any chance be the Kevin I know?

Mrs.Chima:
It means he is going to beat your arse and just make sure you stay away from his Blackberry phone!

I wonder who told you I checked his phone. I'm not that stupid, trust me.

sophy09: @OP Your questions are so silly. It is either you don't understand english or you are acting prude which I think suits the guy you are dealing with. The questions you asked can be answered by someone in high school.

excuze moi, read my questions well and why I said I asked them in the first place then you will understand why I'm asking. if you are a guy, you will know that it is common for you guys to say one thing to girls and mean another thing entirely. You guys speak in coded language alot! FYI, I am very far from being dumb. trust me. I know what I'm doing here.

A-ZeD:
Sweetlemon can we chat on yim??

Hi, send me a pm

Hmm Guys pls what do you have to say about gidimonsta's post?

Dyt: She prolly got gd hm trainin bt hey
doesnt mean she dont want em
she jst tryin caution er demands
u 2 bro no b stingy
give er
she expects all of em frm u even if wen u give she s lyk,awwwww
she wants em all trust me

Seconded

You are very correct dear

I am proudly Akwa-Ibom, but "cheap" is the last word you could ever use to describe me.

edetty: @swtlemon,it wont work on u anymre,cos u already aware of his intent forehand

two guys have tried that on me and I so kicked their sorry a.s.s.e.s ehn! I knew all along their game plan. They taught I would feel suprised and hurt that they weren't moved by my looks and decided to look down on me and speak to me rudely for no reason instead but it even pissed me off more than the usual toasting. I like honest guys.

fubbyy: I was just lucky to see a helper(am not poor o)does that make me a gold digger? HELL NO

Then you decided to dump your gf because you found a "helper"?