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LiteratureRe: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by Switup: 7:05am On Jul 02, 2012
hmmm... Im dumbfound'd cus the southeast is at the door bangin+one needs to be perpared financially for such a quest
RomanceRe: Help!! My Friend's Boyfriend Wants To Date Me!!! by Switup: 6:52am On Jul 02, 2012
grin grin
purpinkx: Okay here's the deal cheesy
U & this girl ar like friends
and this guy kinda like admired u
but he choose ur frnd instead(shoprite)
now he's like discovered he made a wrong choice n wants to date u ... Xo u kinda like logged in NL and screamed like Nollywood movies "Help!! My Friend's Boyfriend Wants To Date Me!!!" grin grin
Watch out u maybe like sitting on a longthing
[starcomm ... We speak ur language] cheesy
seriously, i was 'LIKE' expecting this.... grin
purpinkx: Okay here's the deal cheesy
U & this girl ar like friends
and this guy kinda like admired u
but he choose ur frnd instead(shoprite)
now he's like discovered he made a wrong choice n wants to date u ... Xo u kinda like logged in NL and screamed like Nollywood movies "Help!! My Friend's Boyfriend Wants To Date Me!!!" grin grin
Watch out u maybe like sitting on a longthing
[starcomm ... We speak ur language] cheesy
seriously, i was 'LIKE' expecting this....
RomanceRe: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Switup: 7:41pm On Jul 01, 2012
PRESERVER: You people are just too funny.
Serious?!# u're even funnier 4 startin up dis thread. Way to go dude!!!
Car TalkRe: Inscriptions Found On Nigerian Vehicles by Switup: 7:23pm On Jul 01, 2012
[b]seriously, NL is totally hilarous today.
Anyway back to topic: clergy

man must wack

i believe

we need fresh air in Nigeria

oshei baba God......

The linz jst keep movin. Sombdy help me aut jaree[/ ;Db]
RomanceRe: Help!! My Friend's Boyfriend Wants To Date Me!!! by Switup: 6:30pm On Jul 01, 2012
grin grin grin
forkinsonlolo: he was like undecided
forkinsonlolo: he was like undecided
forkinsonlolo: he was like undecided
dnt get me laffin again plzzzzzzz
RomanceRe: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Switup: 6:15pm On Jul 01, 2012
cool kiss smiley
Idowuogbo: Loool! Cool down! It's online tins ya no!
wink
Idowuogbo: Loool! Cool down! It's online tins ya no!
LiteratureRe: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by Switup: 6:10pm On Jul 01, 2012
am feeling awkwrd. Lik the south-south zonals may not be effective. Plzzzzzzzzz sth shld be done ooo oo. Am a bit nervous
RomanceRe: Help!! My Friend's Boyfriend Wants To Date Me!!! by Switup: 5:56pm On Jul 01, 2012
ooseven: What happened to the word 'SAID'. I get so sick of hearing '...he was like', '...she was like', '...they were like...'' GOD!!! Then he said, then she said, then they said....JEEZ!!! I know English is not our mother tongue but then since we are stuck with it, we may as well take the pain to learn it properly....''he was like''.....mtschweeeeew.
pro01: You go fear story. . .he said, she said, loves her, doesn't love him. Girls, na Asiri go kill una.
freecocoa: What da french happened to punctuation marks?jeez!

Anyways,you both are clearly kids who know not what they want.

NEXTangry
1Dray: Hmmm... Some stories. The title of this thread should 'Could this be love?... Love in Tokyo!
freecocoa: What da french happened to punctuation marks?jeez!

Anyways,you both are clearly kids who know not what they want.

NEXTangry
haaaahaahahahahahahaha oh my.... Oh my....hahahahahahahaa lawd have marcy, lawd have...hahahahahahaha...lawd have marcy. (regains self afta laffin for a while) Abegi mak ona leave dis under 16 wey wan tell every body sey dem don buy am BB ooo oo. Chaii.....see smal pikin thread. angry grin
RomanceRe: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Switup: 5:35pm On Jul 01, 2012
^^^ okay ooo. Ma head jst dey hoooootttt 'cus somwia in d front page, a black guy(Balotteli; an italian football) was referred to as King Kong.



Anyway sha,no hidden charges. We good?!#
RomanceRe: A Letter To My FUTURE WIFE....... by Switup: 5:18pm On Jul 01, 2012
GOSH!!! YOU ARE SO IRRITATING... MUST YOU ALWAYS BE TRIBALISTIC. WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU, NIGERIA HAS GOT 'NO' HOPE. mtcheeeeeeeeeewwwwww!!!!!!![quote author=Stella_Bella]you forgot the most important line, which is ....

'' stay away from igbo blokus for they have width''
Because
I have a yoruba blokous with height''.[/quote][quote author=Stella_Bella]you forgot the most important line, which is ....

'' stay away from igbo blokus for they have width''
Because
I have a yoruba blokous with height''.[/quote]
[quote author=Stella_Bella]you forgot the most important line, which is ....

'' stay away from igbo blokus for they have width''
Because
I have a yoruba blokous with height''.[/quote]
FoodRe: Name Any Nigerian Dish And The Tribe It's Associated With by Switup:
[quote author=Imeobong]Ekpankukwo - Efik,Ibibio and Annang (Akwa Ibom & Cross River )

/quote] Da, you are a fery coret blora. @ this yontion, mbok, haf u earen afan soup?!* It is fery, oh my God, mbok it is fery rerecious.
SportsRe: Row Over Racist Balotelli Cartoon by Switup: 4:22pm On Jul 01, 2012
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed embarassed embarassedMario B@lotteli, king konghuhhuh *shakin ma head* LHM(lawd Have Marcy) embarassedMario B@lotteli, king konghuhhuh *shakin ma head* LHM(lawd Have Marcy)
RomanceRe: What's The First Thing People Notice About You When They See You? by Switup(op): 6:08am On Jun 28, 2012
kilimanjaro: My worwority
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................. Lik i said, *lets keep movin'*
RomanceRe: My Romance Story In Pidgin English!pray For My Life Please by Switup: 9:12pm On Jun 27, 2012
@OP one kwesion 4 u. Plz dnt gt vex'd bt did u truely lik truely truely 'LOVE' dat 1st chickhuhhuh Hmmmmmm na wah oooo. So true love can really exist ehh. Am speechless. Anywho shame on ur ex for a kinda semi destroyin ur lif.
But ehh, life and it's irony is jst totally mysterious. U go dey go gaga 4 pason wey no snd u for one hand. On the oda hand na pason wey u no go wan c nahim go trip 4 u. Mtcheeeeeew.
RomanceRe: What's The First Thing People Notice About You When They See You? by Switup(op): 8:47pm On Jun 27, 2012
Wow wow wow!!! So this ma thread came up once more?!* Damn!!! Am smilin al d way. Anywho, am not surpriced @all at som posts. Ha ha. E be like say na only perfect pple dey NL o ooo. *let's keep movin'*
TV/MoviesRe: Foreign Movies Copied Into The Nigerian Home Videos by Switup: 7:55pm On Jun 27, 2012
grin grin grin
fankasibe: I'm still waiting for Nigeria's version of Titanic, Lord of the Rings, Avarta, Transformer....et.c grin
grin
fankasibe: I'm still waiting for Nigeria's version of Titanic, Lord of the Rings, Avarta, Transformer....et.c grin
haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah oh my God, oh my......hahahahahahahahahaha.......oh my God, oh my God. Gees!!! U wan kill prsn 4 lafff o ooooo. Gosh!!!
LiteratureRe: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by Switup: 5:41pm On Jun 27, 2012
im always ignored. I'll ask a kwestion.....no reply. 'hav no idea why. But plzzzzzzzzz can i gt to know when and where the zonal will hold in d south-southhuhhuhhuh?? I'll be so disappointed if am left aut oooo!!!!
LiteratureRe: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by Switup: 11:00pm On Jun 25, 2012
<weeping>oh my God!!! Am i been totally ignored or something. Few days ago, i fill'd d form and up to the present, no response.......... Plzzzzzzzz i dnt want to be left aut............... Not @ all.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by Switup: 5:15pm On Jun 21, 2012
Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See pigin. Omo me no reach dis level oooooooo. Make i find place hide mesef+dem dey beer parlour. Ma muuuumy go beat me if she kno sey i dey here.
LiteratureRe: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by Switup: 4:20pm On Jun 21, 2012
Uniquexty+Daily news which planet ona come from sef? Damn!!! U guys are really good. Am so not finding the rite words to appreciate u both. Am really really like really really grateful. On a normal day who wud have given me such precise and vivid details! None! Ona well done jarey
LiteratureRe: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by Switup: 11:15pm On Jun 20, 2012
Uniquezity+embo ona tooouuuuuu much. Damn!!! Am grateful.
Ova 2 u Uniquezity, i got a mail fill'd with other mail addresses, am a kinda lost, i mean 'L.:O.S.T'. Wat abt d form to be filled nawhuhhuhhuh
LiteratureRe: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by Switup: 10:15pm On Jun 19, 2012
Emyo: send an email to naija.writersclub@gmail.com, with a request for membership form. And it wil be sent to u.
@emyo, thnx jaree.
LiteratureRe: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by Switup: 9:59pm On Jun 19, 2012
Swit up: I've dropped ma email b/4 and wnt off-line for almost 4 monthz. So am a kinda lost in dis deal. Can som1 plzzzzzzzzzz giv me a cluehuhhuhhuhhuh??
Anywho here'z ma mail address: dswitee@yahoo.com
am still waitin ooo. Abi is there no kind-hearted fello in here?
LiteratureRe: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by Switup: 9:08pm On Jun 19, 2012
I've dropped ma email b/4 and wnt off-line for almost 4 monthz. So am a kinda lost in dis deal. Can som1 plzzzzzzzzzz giv me a cluehuhhuhhuhhuh??
Anywho here'z ma mail address: dswitee@yahoo.com
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Calling All Fiction Writers by Switup: 8:52pm On Jun 19, 2012
Hi hi am a fiction writer, and i write like die. Am into prose and poetry. So hw can u b of helphuh? I'll b grateful if u can be of assistance
RomanceRe: Is True Love Possible In A Platonic Relationship? by Switup: 7:40pm On Jun 16, 2012
jst e-passing when i e-heard an e-friend e-typing so i stopped by 2 say hello. S-killz watup
LiteratureRe: Naija Young Writers Club- Join Now! by Switup: 2:49pm On Apr 23, 2012
im back to NL... Just so u know.

Anyway back to the topic. My email @ddress is: dswitee@yahoo.com
RomanceRe: What Are The Similarities And Differences Between P*rostitutes And Girlfriends? by Switup: 6:44am On Feb 09, 2012
[s]Mynd 44 we need you here to start eating pop corn. It makes threads like this super interesting[/s]
CultureRe: close this acct seun by Switup: 6:21am On Feb 09, 2012
arrived:
Op, who ask you? Shio!
geez i love ya kwesion. cool

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