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Politics › Re: Describe Goodluck Jonathan In One Word by Switup: 4:32pm On Jan 09, 2012
NIGERIAN grin
Education › Re: Help; I Need Info On Uniuyo by Switup(op): 3:29pm On Jan 09, 2012
Thnz bro bt ma kwesion is since AUSS is on strick can I forge ahead?
Education › Help; I Need Info On Uniuyo by Switup(op): 6:08pm On Jan 08, 2012
As at the end of the year last year, I was informed that UNIUYO had b/gun to acept 'acceptance fee, so i decided to go early this year. BUT as we all know, Nigeria is in coarse so i dont know whats happening in UNIUYO. Does any good-hearted NLDer have any ideahuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh??
Food › Re: How Do You Think Is The Best Way To Drink Garri? by Switup: 9:43pm On Jan 06, 2012
dis garri buziness is for real ooo. Me i dey so humble with garri so i no dey soak toouu much at a go. Take half a cup of IKWERRE garri, lik 6cubez of sugar, enof mik and BOLEE(roasted) fish HEAD 2 complimnt d handie work of natures luv. Usually undago this process evry saturday morning: OMO na dieeeeee
Family › Re: My Mom's Elder Sister Is Threathening To Throw My Family Out Of Her House by Switup(op): 8:50am On Jan 06, 2012
Im laffin here. Okay lemme see, wia shld i start frm. @poster who asked of ma age sori i dn'nt tell u.was of NL then.
@poster who ask'd wia i had d cash 2 browse d internet, i used 2 b a jambite and i wrked 4 moni
@poster who tink im ungratful for 7yrs of no rent, permit me 2 say that ma aunt is d bst tin dat has eva happened to me.BUT lemme mak a point; she has washed ma family 2 d dust. Lik one morning, we were awoken by a terrible bang at about 6am wen we hurried out it was an uncle. Ma mom gt upset and asked him y he was bangin dat loud his response was wich house my sista hous? Ma frnd open this gate wen we informd ma aunt she said sorry but he's right its ma house,
@op who ask'd wat ma family has bin doin 4 d past 7yrs, lemme resurect d past i have buried. For d fist 4yrs we acquied a land, 17mnths lata d govt of rivers stste bgan 2 mak a grter port harcourt and our plot of land was affected. 120days lata ma mom lost her job and 4 2yrs tins ddnt agur well. +t was at dis point som1 introduced me 2 NL to laff d weight off. Well if ma aunt was as useless as som op made it sim, how wud ma family hav paid rent 4 two yrs?
Finally im vry grateful 2 al who said 1 tin or d oda. And bside i no xpect evrywho 2 undastnd ma tori afta all no be evrywho wey undastnd JESUS
Family › Re: My Mom's Elder Sister Is Threathening To Throw My Family Out Of Her House by Switup(op): 11:03am On Jan 05, 2012
Thnx to all who saw d matter from different points of view. Bt lemme mak one tin clear: im not tryin to paint ma aunt with a bad color(i mean she's ma blood 4 life), the fact is dat im angry cus she maks us feel so inferior at any slightest tin. ANODA tin i wan2 mak clear is dat 10 years after my dad lost his job my mom was and is still d breadwinner(though we are warned severely nt to spill it out) plus ma aunt told us dat living in d house wud mean being caretakers to avoid 419ers to ovatake d house.(those of you livng in PHC knos wat am saying) and nt as those who were homless. Well i tink this will do. Hamattan don even catch ma hand sef. Ha ha.
Family › My Mom's Elder Sister Is Threathening To Throw My Family Out Of Her House by Switup(op): 6:42pm On Jan 04, 2012
PLEASE THIS SHOULD MAKE FRONT PAGE.
Fellow NLders, this is a true life story. My mom's elder sister who lives in Ireland gave us an uncompleted building to live here in Nigeria. Well before now when my dad was working in MOBIL, we lived in a comfortable well-funished four-bedroom flat and i even had my own room. However, the table turned when my anglical aunt told her sister(my mother) to leave our bliss to untold mystrey. Now i have to be fair; for 7 yrs we've not paid house rent but i tell you, for those years we've lived in an uncompleted house without electricity and water plus large quantity of insult to my dad especially. The other day i cried when she told my dad that he never has a house. Today this is what she told my dad 'you are so unreasonable, bla, bla, bla, For ur information you should know that you are living in my OWN house, bla, bla, bla, ' i guess it is because my dad isn't working that is why my family is swimming in oodles of insult. I cant write no more, let me go and weep my eyes out,
Culture › Re: Nigerian Pidgin English And Their Meanings by Switup: 8:16pm On Jan 03, 2012
omo na u sabi= Gees its up to you
com hear tori= there's gist for you
Nna mehn= lik OMG, gash
Culture › Re: Nigerian Pidgin English And Their Meanings by Switup: 8:03pm On Jan 03, 2012
@litmus, Im laffin in ma dialet
Politics › Re: A Protester Killed By Police In Ilorin by Switup: 7:37pm On Jan 03, 2012
Wheather its a recent picture or not, I am














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Politics › Re: Video-update: Policemen Protest In Lagos Over Subsidy Removal by Switup: 7:15pm On Jan 03, 2012
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okay naaaaaaa na here we dey
Culture › Re: Nigerian Pidgin English And Their Meanings by Switup: 7:08pm On Jan 03, 2012
Gbam= that's it
(e dey clear troat) kia kia= (it clears d throat completely
I no gbadu dis tin= im in dislike with this
for weahuh= lik daaaar
Runz gal= a smart girl whose lust helps her 2 decieve gees.
Infact mak ona nack me apako sorry mak ona nack me d rest. Haha
Literature › Re: Do Contemporary African Writers Actually Sell Books? by Switup: 6:45pm On Jan 03, 2012
I lik this thread, thank God it made FP. Contemporary African Writers are at d top of d game. Bliv me. @OP Think u're interested in reading good novels? Go for authurs lik Chimamanda, Adaobi Tricia nwanoba, Helon Habila, Zainabu Jallo, just to mention a few. Im an aspiring writer, i dont mean to brag, BUT I WRITE LIKE CHIMAMANDA only in ma bedroom cus ive nt been Xpoz'd. So i can vouch that African Contemporary Writers needzzzz a big Thumbbbzzz up
Politics › Re: Where Are Our Celebrities That Supported Jonathan? by Switup: 5:25pm On Jan 03, 2012
Human government is failuer(sorry 2o say this) that is why i put ma trust inGOD'S KINGDOM which will put an end to all human problems including Boko Ha'RAM' and Fuel subsidy. Haha

IN MA OWN OPINION,
Politics › Re: The Cost Of Transportation After Subsidy Removal by Switup: 5:03pm On Jan 03, 2012
IN PORT HARCOURT: AIRFORCE TO GARRISON(B/4 #50) now #100. RUMOKORO 2 RUKPOKWU(b/4 #30) now #100
I CRY 4 9inja
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Gives 3 Days Ultimatum To Southerners Living In The North by Switup: 4:42pm On Jan 02, 2012
Swit up:
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GODDDDDDDDD!!! WHY AM I SO S.P.E.E.C.H.L.E.S.S on NL 2dayhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh
I KNOW THE ANSWER. NA BCUS BOKO HA-'RAM' DON TOOOOUUUUUU MAK FRONT PAGE
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Gives 3 Days Ultimatum To Southerners Living In The North by Switup: 4:31pm On Jan 02, 2012
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GODDDDDDDDD!!! WHY AM I SO S.P.E.E.C.H.L.E.S.S on NL 2dayhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh
Politics › Re: Keeping Them Honest: List Of Gej Campaign Promise(no Fuel Subsidy) by Switup: 10:26am On Jan 02, 2012
Ha ha he he ha, Laughing in ma dialet
Politics › Re: . by Switup: 10:03am On Jan 02, 2012
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Romance › Re: deleted by Switup: 5:46pm On Jan 01, 2012
Now see d problem 4 hia; u bi CHRISTAIN, ur ex na MUSLEM. Its a proof dat 9inja may divid sooner dan u xpect. Ma gees tak hrt u hear? Wishin u a hapily- eva-afta wit ya current GF
Culture › Re: Linguistic Diversity In Nigeria: A Blessing Or Curse? by Switup: 12:58pm On Dec 31, 2011
Im screaming Wow from right. Ma gees ihope sey as u dey speak good french, u dey use mak good cash? French na moni 4 9ja, believe me, i speak french too
Chiori:
I speak Igbo and Efik fluently. Plus my impeccable English, and very good French.
kizito96:
Nigeria is a victim of Geographical Error
Haha, i jus dey laff, wetin u mean sefhuh
Romance › Re: 99-year-old Man Divorcing 97 year-old Wife Due To 1940s Affair by Switup: 12:42pm On Dec 31, 2011
Wen i set ma eyes on dis thread, d only tin i did was to L.O soooo L. Honestly, its lik a joke, bt na wah oooo.
Politics › Re: Serious Fire Outbreak At Ebute Metta, Near 3rd Mainland Bridge by Switup: 12:13pm On Dec 31, 2011
I neva knew we had som PHYSCOTICS on NL. How pathetic. Lik a day or so a gud-hearted NLder saved a lady and showed photos, wat happened then? Som group of ill-mannered sadists almost hung dat Gees on casava stem. In d present anoda gud guy has divulged an info and wat bladadash did som hoodlums rant out of their vocal cavity? Nonsense! Absolute nonsense.*hissis*
@poster i duff ma hat u. Mor cuddles to ur elbow
Politics › Re: Help! Dying Woman At Oshodi Under Bridge. by Switup: 2:16pm On Dec 30, 2011
Just lik u and i, OP is IMPERFECT. haba. *hisses*
Politics › Re: Help! Dying Woman At Oshodi Under Bridge. by Switup: 2:06pm On Dec 30, 2011
Nid i say more? Op chop knouckle chop knouckle u tooouuuuu much. Some pple 4 NL no no sey we dey IMPERFECT some timz we make mistakez (lik d one wey u mak so). Ha ha
Nairaland General › Re: Your Unforgetable Moments Of 2011! by Switup: 1:39pm On Dec 30, 2011
MY GOOD:1) gained admission 2)got an award as a good ficton witer 3)improved in d learing of ma foreign language.
MY BAD:1) often had mother/child qurells 2) felt depression intensely
MY UGLY: 1) A guy i dnt lik has been stalking all ova me 2) anoda gees tink im crush on him.
Anywho TGIF= THNK GOD ITS FRIDAY i mean FINISHED
Lif is swit, so 'SWIT UP'
Jokes Etc › Re: Dis jokes dong pass 20, keep reading down more are still coming(crack ur RIBS). by Switup: 10:30pm On Dec 29, 2011
Ha ha. Funny. Thnks poster 4 makin me 2 go 2 bed with a smile. Nitee nite, infact i wish u a moskito-free nite
Crime › Re: Son Butchered Mom Dump Inside Well by Switup: 4:54pm On Dec 29, 2011
OMG I mean OMG. Lik OMG. Is dis 4 real. U see am wen i talk sey i go go skool go do human psycology na cow tail dem carry pursue me. But on a serious note we nigerian need medical help. Believe me,
Politics › Re: Man Threatened To Kill Self On Christmas Day. Is He Still Alive? by Switup: 4:21pm On Dec 29, 2011
Plz a kind hearted NLDer giv me d gist 'bout d dudehuh Im nt on facebook
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Is Most Popular Nigerian Celebrity On Google Search In 2011 by Switup: 7:53pm On Dec 28, 2011
Lik daaaaaaaaaar, who carez.
Politics › Re: 13yr Old Nancy Lost Her Parents & Siblings In Madalla Blast by Switup: 4:51pm On Dec 27, 2011
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