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Thnz bro bt ma kwesion is since AUSS is on strick can I forge ahead?

As at the end of the year last year, I was informed that UNIUYO had b/gun to acept 'acceptance fee, so i decided to go early this year. BUT as we all know, Nigeria is in coarse so i dont know whats happening in UNIUYO. Does any good-hearted NLDer have any idea??

Im laffin here. Okay lemme see, wia shld i start frm. @poster who asked of ma age sori i dn'nt tell u.was of NL then.
@poster who ask'd wia i had d cash 2 browse d internet, i used 2 b a jambite and i wrked 4 moni
@poster who tink im ungratful for 7yrs of no rent, permit me 2 say that ma aunt is d bst tin dat has eva happened to me.BUT lemme mak a point; she has washed ma family 2 d dust. Lik one morning, we were awoken by a terrible bang at about 6am wen we hurried out it was an uncle. Ma mom gt upset and asked him y he was bangin dat loud his response was wich house my sista hous? Ma frnd open this gate wen we informd ma aunt she said sorry but he's right its ma house,
@op who ask'd wat ma family has bin doin 4 d past 7yrs, lemme resurect d past i have buried. For d fist 4yrs we acquied a land, 17mnths lata d govt of rivers stste bgan 2 mak a grter port harcourt and our plot of land was affected. 120days lata ma mom lost her job and 4 2yrs tins ddnt agur well. +t was at dis point som1 introduced me 2 NL to laff d weight off. Well if ma aunt was as useless as som op made it sim, how wud ma family hav paid rent 4 two yrs?
Finally im vry grateful 2 al who said 1 tin or d oda. And bside i no xpect evrywho 2 undastnd ma tori afta all no be evrywho wey undastnd JESUS

Thnx to all who saw d matter from different points of view. Bt lemme mak one tin clear: im not tryin to paint ma aunt with a bad color(i mean she's ma blood 4 life), the fact is dat im angry cus she maks us feel so inferior at any slightest tin. ANODA tin i wan2 mak clear is dat 10 years after my dad lost his job my mom was and is still d breadwinner(though we are warned severely nt to spill it out) plus ma aunt told us dat living in d house wud mean being caretakers to avoid 419ers to ovatake d house.(those of you livng in PHC knos wat am saying) and nt as those who were homless. Well i tink this will do. Hamattan don even catch ma hand sef. Ha ha.

PLEASE THIS SHOULD MAKE FRONT PAGE.
Fellow NLders, this is a true life story. My mom's elder sister who lives in Ireland gave us an uncompleted building to live here in Nigeria. Well before now when my dad was working in MOBIL, we lived in a comfortable well-funished four-bedroom flat and i even had my own room. However, the table turned when my anglical aunt told her sister(my mother) to leave our bliss to untold mystrey. Now i have to be fair; for 7 yrs we've not paid house rent but i tell you, for those years we've lived in an uncompleted house without electricity and water plus large quantity of insult to my dad especially. The other day i cried when she told my dad that he never has a house. Today this is what she told my dad 'you are so unreasonable, bla, bla, bla, For ur information you should know that you are living in my OWN house, bla, bla, bla, ' i guess it is because my dad isn't working that is why my family is swimming in oodles of insult. I cant write no more, let me go and weep my eyes out,

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okay naaaaaaa na here we dey

Gbam= that's it
(e dey clear troat) kia kia= (it clears d throat completely
I no gbadu dis tin= im in dislike with this
for wea= lik daaaar
Runz gal= a smart girl whose lust helps her 2 decieve gees.
Infact mak ona nack me apako sorry mak ona nack me d rest. Haha

Human government is failuer(sorry 2o say this) that is why i put ma trust inGOD'S KINGDOM which will put an end to all human problems including Boko Ha'RAM' and Fuel subsidy. Haha

IN MA OWN OPINION,

IN PORT HARCOURT: AIRFORCE TO GARRISON(B/4 #50) now #100. RUMOKORO 2 RUKPOKWU(b/4 #30) now #100
I CRY 4 9inja

Swit up:
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GODDDDDDDDD!!! WHY AM I SO S.P.E.E.C.H.L.E.S.S on NL 2day

I KNOW THE ANSWER. NA BCUS BOKO HA-'RAM' DON TOOOOUUUUUU MAK FRONT PAGE

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GODDDDDDDDD!!! WHY AM I SO S.P.E.E.C.H.L.E.S.S on NL 2day

Ha ha he he ha, Laughing in ma dialet

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Now see d problem 4 hia; u bi CHRISTAIN, ur ex na MUSLEM. Its a proof dat 9inja may divid sooner dan u xpect. Ma gees tak hrt u hear? Wishin u a hapily- eva-afta wit ya current GF

Im screaming Wow from right. Ma gees ihope sey as u dey speak good french, u dey use mak good cash? French na moni 4 9ja, believe me, i speak french too

Chiori:
I speak Igbo and Efik fluently. Plus my impeccable English, and very good French.

kizito96:
Nigeria is a victim of Geographical Error

Haha, i jus dey laff, wetin u mean sef

Wen i set ma eyes on dis thread, d only tin i did was to L.O soooo L. Honestly, its lik a joke, bt na wah oooo.

I neva knew we had som PHYSCOTICS on NL. How pathetic. Lik a day or so a gud-hearted NLder saved a lady and showed photos, wat happened then? Som group of ill-mannered sadists almost hung dat Gees on casava stem. In d present anoda gud guy has divulged an info and wat bladadash did som hoodlums rant out of their vocal cavity? Nonsense! Absolute nonsense.*hissis*
@poster i duff ma hat u. Mor cuddles to ur elbow

Just lik u and i, OP is IMPERFECT. haba. *hisses*

Nid i say more? Op chop knouckle chop knouckle u tooouuuuu much. Some pple 4 NL no no sey we dey IMPERFECT some timz we make mistakez (lik d one wey u mak so). Ha ha

MY GOOD:1) gained admission 2)got an award as a good ficton witer 3)improved in d learing of ma foreign language.
MY BAD:1) often had mother/child qurells 2) felt depression intensely
MY UGLY: 1) A guy i dnt lik has been stalking all ova me 2) anoda gees tink im crush on him.
Anywho TGIF= THNK GOD ITS FRIDAY i mean FINISHED
Lif is swit, so 'SWIT UP'

Ha ha. Funny. Thnks poster 4 makin me 2 go 2 bed with a smile. Nitee nite, infact i wish u a moskito-free nite

Plz a kind hearted NLDer giv me d gist 'bout d dude Im nt on facebook

Lik daaaaaaaaaar, who carez.

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