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 Food › Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Cleaner Than Your Chopping Board by Switup: 7:22pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
| Romance › Re: The Best And Practicable Way To Ask A Girl Out? by Switup: 8:56pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
190: If she's Nigerian then use the-Money strategylaw.............d, for crying out loud, Mr, you've being doing this since i was 5. Don't you ever change..... Damn!!! Please go get yourself a true love life...., it'll help. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: The Best And Practicable Way To Ask A Girl Out? by Switup: 8:50pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
190: If she's Nigerian then use the-Money strategylaw.............d, for crying out loud, Mr, don't you ever change...?? You started yammering this when i was 5, and you're still on it.....?? Damn!! Just go and get yourself a love life...., it'll help. Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew |
| Literature › Re: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by Switup: 8:10pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
Uniquexty: please dont feel disappointed. Drop ur email and i'l send u d mail asap.dswitee@yahoo.com.... Thanx a million unix..... You're so sweet |
| Literature › Re: Recommend An Interesting Novel(s) By Nigerian Author? by Switup: 8:00pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
O common, dont tell me no one has read 'I Do Not Come To You By Chance' by Adaobi Trica Nwanube.. It is humour epitomized |
| Romance › Re: What Do I Do With This Girl? by Switup: 10:18pm On Nov 15, 2012 |
[quote author=gree-die]seriously ?? seriously ?? how difficult can it be?... babe i love you and dats why i cant date you, i will break your heart and spoil you for the next man if i do. i love u so much and i want to shield you from the evils of this world , from the bad guys init, including me.. i ll sooner cut out my heart dan think about you dat way. U r my sis from anoda mother and i just want to love u dat way...  [/quote] ....she makes me laff out loud |
| Literature › Re: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by Switup: 8:17pm On Nov 15, 2012 |
DailyNews: Don't worry, we haven't gone that far, we are still struggling to overcome certain challenges that has to do with finance to achieve most of our goals. So relax, exty will respond to you soon. But plz try and be more active this time.(releases air.... And relaxes) thankz. Lol(meaning) lots of luv. As for being puntual, i'll try ma best.. |
| Romance › Re: I Need Your Advice Pls by Switup: 8:00pm On Nov 15, 2012 |
[quote author=~vicky~]how do you know she's pregnant for you? [/quote]gbam gbam...... Action film............ In nollywood......... @op, am not being overly disrepectful or lackadisial. Fact is, that qwestion is a food for thought. Anyway a sayin goes like this (quote):if sth is yours let it go and it'll really return to you as long as its yours..... I totally believe that.... |
| Literature › Re: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by Switup: 7:38pm On Nov 15, 2012 |
Uniquexty: Check your mail@all YANnershello unix, good evenin. Am totally embarrassed sayin this. I was into this earlier but lost contact subsequently... So, am i still among those YANers that should check my mail.....?  |
| Nairaland General › Re: Portharcourt "Another Home For Akwaibomite" by Switup: 7:32pm On Nov 15, 2012 |
Some one on NL always says and i quote 'if u must smoke dont type and if you must type dont smoke' is that too difficult to gulp in...?? Hope you can see that virtually every NLder ignored you because as they say; silence is the best answer for a fool. Anyway you are not a fool, you are an idiota who needs help...... Do have a nice life........ End of discussion................. |
| Literature › Re: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by Switup: 7:18pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
Hello YAN....... Am guessin am not remember'd cus i've lost contact 4 a very very long time..... Anyway, am impressed at the way things have improved.. Kudus to all dedicated members.... Xoxo |
| Romance › Re: She spends on him by Switup: 12:19pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
See how desperate some (girlish) ladies can be..... Im guessin the lady really needs a Mr. Right. BTW, op, it'll be advisable if you act right.., and the best way to do that is to be a gentile man and walk out on her.. Not withstandin d mergre influx.. Who knows, u may get to really met little-miss-i-love-you-for-real only if let go....  |
| Nairaland General › Re: When Was The Last Time You Fought by Switup: 8:06pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
mekaboy: I ALWAYS WON ALL MY FIGHTS IN PRIMARY SCHOOL DAYS. THATS BECAUSE I WAS.VERY PICKY WHEN CHOOSING MY OPONENTS. |
| Romance › Re: I Really Needs Your Advice Pls by Switup: 5:29pm On Nov 09, 2012*. Modified: 5:49pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
lucenzo: Choose one a) GOD b) your boyfriend c) lucenzo d) all of the above e) non of the above[quote author=D-Explorer]I think someone is learning from your mistakes. The guy don enter the gateway, experiment and enjoy all rudiments, ping, ping, ping and server no timeout now you wan come block the server. Haba!!! Wetin persin no go eat, em no go carry am near nose come smell am naw.[/quote] Idowuogbo: Babe! Na u cus d fawk up mehn! U paved way for d arguments. U don't go about shouting ouch, dem all over sudden u wan change am to Jesus is lord. However, if ur so called future husy can't respect ur wishes, den it u sure no wot to do.haaaaahaahahahahahahhaaaa....... Lawd.......lawd....hahahahahahaaaaa.....omg......lawd...hahaha..omg.........haaaaaaahaaha.......(ends laffin with an exclamation)LAWD!!! SERIOUSLY, i knew NL makes me lol but i never realised it could make me rotflmao... 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Is This The TRUE Definition Of Love? by Switup: 5:18pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
^^ <<feelin fly>> oh that's nothin...... U're welcom all d same 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Is This The TRUE Definition Of Love? by Switup: 5:10pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
@ op hello..... I can guess you're 'bout sayin sth that's really worth readin...., but there's a hellofa problem....... No paragraphin.... So go back there, do some tinzy winzy stuffz and come back smilin..........k??  1 Like |
| Romance › Re: 35 Things A Girl Probably Doesn't Know by Switup: 4:45pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
LAWWWWWWWWD......... This is totally mind blowin.. Although this is really an old post, its as a new as hell.... I'm lovin it |
| Romance › Re: Internet Magic....when Love Is Based On Looks... by Switup: 4:32pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
BOOOOOOOORRRRRRING........ I anit tryin to be too plegmatic here but please always think before you type........ (no hard feelings attached) |
| Romance › Re: by Switup: 3:29pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
 xynerise: Waste of Money |
| Literature › Re: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by Switup: 12:59pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
LAWD.... I've become a gone case here... See the development.. See the growth.. I may not be a regular habitue on N.L because of circumstances beyond ma control, but i appreciate all that Uniquxity, Emyo and al who appreciate YAN are doin..... Cuddles 2 u'al |
| TV/Movies › Re: 'last Flight To Abuja' Rated '4' In The Uk Cinemas by Switup: 1:59pm On Aug 07, 2012 |
i just saw the movie @ d cinema... It was hooooot.... Damn 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: Food For Thought - Inspirational Quotes by Switup: 8:47pm On Jul 06, 2012*. Modified: 9:06pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
hi there.... Just passing by |
| Romance › Re: Word Of Advice To Ladies by Switup: 9:26pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
*Y.A.W.N.S* COULDN'T EVEN READ A THING....... NO PARAGRAFYING+MUCH PARAMBULATING= WASTE OF NL SPACE *Y.A.W.N.S* COULDN'T EVEN READ A THING....... NO PARAGRAFYING+MUCH PARAMBULATING= WASTE OF NL SPACE |
| Romance › Re: by Switup: 9:16pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
Damn!!! Listen dude, u arent wrong... Nt one bit. I guess she's one of the few ill-mannered under-aged kids we've gt here on NL. Or most likely, she's a fool haself 2 be able presume u're lik ha............. 1 Like |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Robin Van Persie Will Not Extend Arsenal Deal by Switup: 8:55pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
Robin Van Persie will not extend Assenal's deal.......... Heeeyaaaaa!!! |
| Literature › Re: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by Switup: 5:43pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
Diamondwriter: if its okay with our boss<dailynews>i tink we shud meet in a more private forum strictly 4 d s-s members.we are behind schedule so we nid to come up with something quick..i wud also request d numbers of all the s-s members that submittd their forms n if my earlier request for a forum is approved,i wud text evryone of em.I tink it might also help if we begin scouting for young south south writers before our meeting........oh! At last somthing's getting done..... |
| Romance › Re: Share Ur Xperiences,have U Ever Lost Your Boy/girlfriend To Death Before? by Switup: 5:26pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
fact is i havent.... Bt here's ma problem: a guy has been stalking me for over a year now. Reason  I look, act, and walk like the first chich he loved who died of Ashma, only, am not into him. When he told me this, i felt pity for him(althoug i still havnt gt any feelinz for him) |
| Romance › Re: Kinda Lost Here by Switup: 4:45pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
tobechi74: D fear of God is d beginin of wisdom.be it that u're jokin or not, u gt me laffing aut loooouuuddd!!! |
| Literature › Re: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by Switup: 6:19am On Jul 04, 2012 |
okay, so what's on ur mind?!# lik wat are ur plans..... Diamondwriter: South-south we can still make this happen..i tink ryt nw,we shud all act as co-ordinators.dats d only way we cn pull dx off |
| Literature › Re: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by Switup: 5:05pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
em am just wondering... Has any south south member aggreed on going to southeast?!# |
| Romance › Re: Ada's Dreams; A Short Story by Switup: 7:48pm On Jul 02, 2012 |
FELLOW NL'ers, I DEY BEG ONA WITH THE NAME OF .... NO JUST PUT YA MIND FOR THIS KIN TRASH ELSE NA REGRET BE DAT OOO. (FOR CHICHS)IF U BELIEVE DIS, U DON BECOM EVERY GUY GAME HOLE. (FOR GUYS) IF U BELIEVE THIS ONE, NA DIE CUS WEN U BGIN CEE D CHICK TRUE COLOUR, YA OWN DON FINISH BT SERIOUSLY, @ OP YOU WRITE GOOD. WHY NOT GO JOIN THE LITERATURE/WRITING THREAD ?? YOU GOOD!!! |
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