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jaytime:
Pato himself! Speak your school fees no mind anybody.

omg *laff wan kill me dye* you ehh na only em skool feez you dey fill for.

*clears throat* hon. Patrict bla bla bla(i no sabi how to spell em surname) grammerian of d gramerless, cabal-holic of d cabal-holicless, i dey hail ooo.

On a serious note, that man na my grammer model ooo. Cheak out ma own grammer na: y do neadertrals inadequately occupy areas of concerntration b/cus they have d oodles of oomphs to do so only to finalize their galumphing goof in boisterious inhuman insanity?

Dot dot dot, smiley face ami not tooouuu much?

Doule 8 the sentences below ur user name first mak me tink, then e com mak me L.O.L

mpmp:
[size=18pt]Hes too familiar with the place, so he wants another accomodation, after a long 8-years![/size]

i dey laff 4 hia. OMG lik OMG i cant breathe: ha i cant breathe.





But on a serious note, this is a note to all female folks that as the bible puts it, s.e.* b/4 marriage is gross moral turpitude. If d guy in kwesion encounters anoda babe who refuses s.e.* d dude will definitely b/com a mugu to her cus she has nt let her pride down. (speaking frm experience).




Dot dot dot, i rest ma case

Here we go its IDOWUOGBO. Wow dis name is difficult ooo, cant even pronounce IDOWUOGBO plz help me nau



@mynd44 I.A.M.N.O.T.A.G.U.Y am a kokolet, a chikala, a babe, a girl haabaa 4 u.

Idowuogbo:
I will accept ur sorry wen u strt spelling my username properly

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=852004.msg10023745#msg10023745 date=1327257391]This guy dey find attention FromIdowu[/quote]mynd you dey cal me[b]guy[/b] i dey vex ooo. Even ma user name sef speaks for itself(sobbing) i wu tel ma mummi 4 you she wil nt buy you distit

@araboy je vais bien et vous?






@idowuigbo oya sorri naaaaa
hpe evry evry is oki-do-ki

Excuse-moi @araboy vous parlez francais

@ronkyBP and mynd44, thumps up jarrey now you're talking.



High 5ive for the gooouuuud job

Com you idowuigbo or whatever you call yourseif why dont you giv yourseif som oodles of respect. Why rant out bladadash cus you have the oomph to do so. Listen i dnt know you frm adam so why d insult? I wud restrain frm abusing u cus you may be as old as my old grandma or maybe as old as em, Let me reserve my comments joor

AUSS tink say dem go fit kill me. I dey laff in ma dialet. I dey use this time dey make cooooouuuuuul cash. I know french and i dey use make swit moniiiiieeeee. Thank God For ma Life.



But on a serious note why is Assu fustrating the lifes of common 9igerianz lik u and I?

OMG lik OMG. What is this I mean when a new person sees you does he go 'oo you're too plummy' or 'you're just too tall' please be prrcise and dnt say too many things. Plus if you say you've gt height tell if you're 6feet tall or the like

BUT EXCUSE ME OOO SO EVERY HE AND SHE FOR NL NA SUPER PERFECT NO BODY DON SAY ANYTHING WIERD, ******, I DON PITY THE POSTER TIE-YA

@mynd-44 plz be precise.

Heiiiii God Of Heaven, Even in port harcourt tooouuu. I dey fear oooo. Where would we run to now

Please say the TRUTH and nothing bt the truth. If you cant say the truth, just 'jump and pass'


'you've got pimples' pple always say when they notice me.


What about you

otokx:
There was a short and heavy downpour in the greater Port Harcourt area Saturday evening about 9pm.

my brother how did u ceee dat rain To me it was no fun at all ooooo

Oboyeee dis kwestion hard ooo. E jst be lik JAMB kwesion******* Tooooouuuuu many options and no answer















anywho, I.S.T.I.L.L.D.E.Y.T.H.I.N.K

Poooorrrrr madrid fans!!! Wish you'all wud just undastand dat its barca all d way8-). No time ehh. Ha ha!!!
See dem haters of barca wan tear their a*s out:|
anywho gt dis on fact undisputed: WEIDA JOSE M. CREATES 10 COMANDMENTZ ON HOW TO WIN BARCA OR NOT, WITH MESSI ALL GOALLLZZZ ARE POSSIBLE. HE HE.











(SCREAMING)ANYWHO CAN S/BDY TELL DAVID VILLA DAT I.J.U.S.T.L.I.K.E.A.M.D.I.E****** he's so cute*********

@BIG-BUMBER[b]cool Dats an understatement. With you by ma side am flamzin all da way (((hugs)))[/b]

#Boko boyz
#he he(lik wen som1 says 'i dey laff in ma dialet)
@freecocao u've lifted a big word problem frm ma head ie(LWKMD + ROTFLMAO) chop knoukle at dat!!!





***still thinking***hpe 2 say mo suuuuuoooooonnnn

ndiseme ibon

haha no fear im speakin in ma dialet

D strike has been called off and ona dey dia dey yan
Abegi sombdy follow me scream hip hip hip












hurrrrrrraaaaaaayyyyyy!!!8-)
(singing)cheerz drink to that ye-i-ye-i-ye ail ma frndz inda club put ur hands in d air saying ye-i-ye(extract frm Rihana's cheers drink to dat)

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Hip hip hip






hurrrrraaaaayyy!!!

I dey lafffffff
this is nt soposed to be a funny thread but som poster are really makin me to 'L' my heart OL'