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CelebritiesRe: Which Celebrity Are You Crushing On Right Now by Switup(op): 9:29pm On Feb 08, 2012
Mhen this is interesting ooo. I tot i was d only imagining dat i cud b a patherner of a celeb. Anywho nothing do us cool
RomanceRe: When A Mother Decided To Find A Wife For Her Son. by Switup: 9:24pm On Feb 08, 2012
^^^thnkz. I been think sey NL don dey filter peeps thread commot. Smilie face.
RomanceRe: When A Mother Decided To Find A Wife For Her Son. by Switup: 8:43pm On Feb 08, 2012
^^^, and i went dot dot dot, *slight thinking* and no qualms.






BAT EXCUSE ME OOO, SEE I STARTED A THREAD YESTADAY ONLY 4 ME 2 RETURN 2DAY AND CANT FIND IT. U'VE GOT ANY IDEA WHYhuhhuh?
RomanceRe: When A Mother Decided To Find A Wife For Her Son. by Switup: 8:00pm On Feb 08, 2012
eh hen killz, where were we?!*
RomanceRe: When A Mother Decided To Find A Wife For Her Son. by Switup: 5:28pm On Feb 08, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=865547.msg10151361#msg10151361 date=1328717979][color=#000030]Yeah really! It's only natural dont you think?[/color][/quote]weeeellll dot dot dot *slight thinking*  no qualms then.
Anywho i wan logout ooo; 'gossip' sorry 'gist' with u lara
RomanceRe: When A Mother Decided To Find A Wife For Her Son. by Switup: 5:17pm On Feb 08, 2012
hmmmm,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, lillyhuh i meant reallyhuh[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=865547.msg10151274#msg10151274 date=1328717332][color=#000030]Mail me sometime. . . We need to catch up! smiley[/color][/quote]
RomanceRe: When A Mother Decided To Find A Wife For Her Son. by Switup: 5:05pm On Feb 08, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=865547.msg10151174#msg10151174 date=1328716706][color=#000030]Yes i am. How are you? smiley[/color][/quote]cooooouuuuul.
RomanceRe: When A Mother Decided To Find A Wife For Her Son. by Switup: 4:46pm On Feb 08, 2012
KILLZ ARE HEREhuh SERIOUSLY IF U ARE SHOW FACE ABEGI. I NEVER KNEW U'RE MA BRO IN SOM WAYANYWHO HAW U DEY NAW
RomanceRe: I Now Believe In The Calabar Girl by Switup: 4:26pm On Feb 08, 2012
Akwa ibom isono,,, isono,,, isono,,,,, yaaaaaaaa. Ferrow broras and 6ixtas i dey hail ooo. Waris cooking in ur aarea. Infiat has any u eating 'edikikong' toray
CelebritiesWhich Celebrity Are You Crushing On Right Now by Switup(op): 9:24pm On Feb 07, 2012
Presently, im having a crush on barcelonia's DAVID VILLA. D dude is just one cute-ty cute fella. With very lovely eyes and short wavy hair. I.J.U.S.T.L.I.K.E.A.M.D.I.E. You nkohuh Which cele dey mak u trip 4 am
CelebritiesWhich Celebrity Are You Crushing On Right Now by Switup(op): 9:23pm On Feb 07, 2012
Presently, im having a crush on barcelonia's DAVID VILLA. D dude is just one cute-ty cute fella. With very lovely eyes and short wavy hair. I.J.U.S.T.L.I.K.E.A.M.D.I.E. You nkohuh Which cele dey mak u trip 4 am
Nairaland GeneralRe: Some Simple Satisfying Pleasures Of Life. (take Time To Go Through Them). by Switup: 7:05pm On Feb 05, 2012
C'mmon Mynd44 u'll definitely enjoy D stuff; blif moi





@op dat was gooouuudi-lious. ***HIGH FIVE***
Nairaland GeneralRe: So Is It Here I Should Come And Say Hello by Switup: 6:41pm On Feb 05, 2012
1stKlass:
Hahaha, to the parts I understood. Thank you for the warm welcome. It is most appreciated. smiley

smiley
you're most highly welcome. BUT MARK MA WORDS; N.L G.O H.A.N.G Y.O.U F.O.R C.A.S.S.A.V.A S.T.E.M I.F Y.O.U. N.O T.A.K.E Y.A T.Y.M.E
Nairaland GeneralRe: So Is It Here I Should Come And Say Hello by Switup: 6:30pm On Feb 05, 2012
*SCREAMING Wow from right to left* Nna i don old for NL ooo. E never tooouuu tae wey i join this forum i don pass 150 posts. ***HIGH FIVE*** to all who know i exit (that includes) l.o.v.e.r.s, c.r.i.t.i.c.i.e.r.s, and h.a.t.e.r.s
Nairaland GeneralRe: So Is It Here I Should Come And Say Hello by Switup: 6:19pm On Feb 05, 2012
Hallu newie 'soyez les bienvenue'(dont get it twisted, i meant you're welcome). Lemme let you KNOW sth dare NL WILL MAKE YOU so LOL(if u play d 'gooouuud' gal) BUT LIK SOM ODAS WHO DID NOT GROOM THEIR E-TONGUE WELLA(u go run mak ur leg touch ya head).

A.N.Y.W.H.O W.E.L.I.C.O.M.I.E T.O N.A.I.R.A.L.A.N.D
RomanceRe: Can You Date An Albino? by Switup: 7:00pm On Feb 04, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=862002.msg10121052#msg10121052 date=1328374282][color=#000030]Sexkillz never told you or anyone for that matter that he was a Handsome sexkiller! Therefore, your comment is pointless!
For making a big deal out of a profile pic = -1000
For thinking sexkillz is a sexkiller = -1000
For voicing it out = -1000
For making a big fool outta yourself with this comment = -1000
For thinking sexkillz cares about what you think = -3000
                                                         Total   = -7000

Comment grade = F9!
[/color][/quote]hey you listen i didnt mean to start up an e-fight with u okay. I mean here on NL evrywho thinkz sexkill is a (super handsom) Gees u know. The way some talk 'bout u, ur posts and d way u critise odas made me feel dat i was about to see a super prince charming.

Nid i say more? I rest ma case!!!
LiteratureRe: How Often Did You Loss Your Pen While Secondary School by Switup(op): 6:47pm On Feb 04, 2012
Nna na wah for u ooo. angry if u dnt wan2 give replies to the thread, why post. If you never lost a pen in sec. School why not 'JUMP AM PASS'huhhuh
LiteratureHow Often Did You Loss Your Pen While Secondary School by Switup(op): 9:44am On Feb 04, 2012
Fellow fellas for me, i lost my on an hourly bases. While going to school in the morning, i'll buy a pen. During recess, i'ld buy a pen and when leaving school for home, i won't have any pen with me. Can you imagine?!*
so gist me; how often did you lose your pen in secondary school?
RomanceRe: Can You Date An Albino? by Switup: 9:35am On Feb 04, 2012
Long One:
Albinos need love too
true talk ma friend, bt for me e no go easy ooo. Lik OMG i no go fit luuoook am straight in d eye sef(and dats what luv is all about: luuukin straight in d eye). But i'll definitely try ma best to keep one as a friend (ie if i ever get to see any)






*staring with eyes wide open and lips apart* omoooo na sexkillz be dat for dat profilehuh Nawah oooo. I was thinkin he's kinda of a super-duper'ly HANDSOME 6EX-KILLER.

dot dot dot comma i take ma leave
FashionRe: Asa's New Look - What Do You Think by Switup: 5:14pm On Feb 02, 2012
grin grin grin cool
toytuns:
LOL, that's what money can do.
LiteratureRe: Why Are You A Writer by Switup: 4:59pm On Feb 02, 2012
^^^ OMG this is serious. Even in reality(ie outside NL) peeps say i speak lik a dude shocked shocked shocked. Anywho thnkz for d advise
FashionRe: Naija Ladies And There So Called Make Ups by Switup: 4:33pm On Feb 02, 2012
SEXKILLz himslf.you've nailed it grin thnkz for proofing to me that not all mynds are corrupt cool  lovin' u for that****high five**** wink
FashionRe: Asa's New Look - What Do You Think by Switup: 4:13pm On Feb 02, 2012
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttt!!!!!!!!?#* is that Asashockedhuhhuh? Im speechless lipsrsealed she looks so prwitty
LiteratureRe: Why Are You A Writer by Switup: 3:44pm On Feb 02, 2012
maclatunji:
Sorry about the mix-up, you ought to edit your profile to indicate your gender. We will take your word as for being the 'SWITEST BABE'.

Errors are forgiveable of course, so there is no biggie there.
your sorry is solely accepted. But i dont know why i dont want to indicate ma gender. I feel peeps shuld b able to figure that out frm ma posts, but its not working. What do u thinkhuh?? Do you think i speak like a dudehuhhuh

deols:
u'r right. we all make mistakes. were u trying to say super-duper?
yes ooo. Honestly i didnt even know that my way of spellin 'super-duper' was wrong. Can you imagine!!! Anywho thnkz a lotz.
LiteratureRe: Why Are You A Writer by Switup: 6:43am On Feb 02, 2012
O LAWD OF MERCY; CAN YOU IMAGINE THE OODLES OF GOOFY ERRORS I MADE WHILE TYPINGsad
what i meant to say was I'VE BEEN SUPA-DUBA not I'VE SUPA-DUBA. ooh so is that d reason some of you are already laffin ur a**es out. Haha! I know those gaffes were silly bt take it easy on me naaaooo WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES
grin cool
LiteratureRe: Why Are You A Writer by Switup: 6:34am On Feb 02, 2012
L.A.W.D OF M.E.R.C.Y SO SOME OF YOU ARE STILL REFERING TO ME AS A DUDEhuhhuh(SMH)

LEMME USE THIS THREAD TO OFFICALLY TELL YOU THAT SWIT UP IS A KOKOLET, A BABE, A SUGEE AND NOT A DUDE. I dey vex ooo. WHAT IS DUDE-ISH ABOUT ME SEFhuh?? MY USER NAME OR MY POSThuhhuh

(sobing) Athink all of you na are na calling me a boy, i wi tel ma mummy she wil not buy distict and carpison fo uuuuuuu. Oya te me soyi na and begin to address as d SWITEST BABE u can ever think of*** IM WAITING***
LiteratureRe: Why Are You A Writer by Switup: 7:14pm On Feb 01, 2012
For me, i was BORN to write. I started writing from the very first time i learnt how to a pen. Back then mum and dad thought i was 'off-the-hook' cus i was always writing and tearing. At one point i was warned never to write on any paper anymore(except for school work). Well as man would have it, things change when i was awarded best writer in SS1. Honestly from then i've supa-duba.
TO SUM IT ALL UP, I WAS BORN A WRITER
CrimeRe: Top Online 419 Country Ranking For 2011 by Switup: 4:26pm On Feb 01, 2012
shuuuuuuuuuu!!! every you lets do one minute silence as our boiz did not top d list.





Anywho this only showz one thing
N.A.I.J.A.D.E.Y.R.E.P.R.E.S.E.N.T.F.O.R.A.N.Y.A.R.E.A.T.H.E.M.D.E.Y weida its in ghana, china or in d philpins
lipsrsealed
EducationRe: Breaking News! ASUU Suspends Strike. by Switup: 4:09pm On Feb 01, 2012
HIP HIP HIP
HURRAY!





HIP HIP HIP
HURRAY!!






HIP HIP HIP
HURRRRRRRAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!






Chie at last. I no fit saout!!! (laughing) ASUU tink sey dem go fit mak me grow bia-bia for house. E don 'B' dem tuday.
UNIUYO HERE I COME
PoliticsRe: Al-Mustapha Is Innocent - Fani Kayode by Switup: 6:57am On Feb 01, 2012
[quote author=fried-rice link=topic=859461.msg10091581#msg10091581 date=1328036619]^^^^ You should be deprived of access to the internet , at least for now[/quote]you're welcom for making that speech. But did you not read my post? I asked for a KIND-HEARTED nlder nt just ANY nlder to give an answer okay? If you cant give an answer, why respondhuhhuh


Anywho my kwestion still stands: who b dis guy sefhuhhuh?? ASUU don do sotee i no fit know d lastest infomate for town*hisses*
PoliticsRe: I Want Justice Nigerian Policemen Robbed Me At Gunpoint - Help ! by Switup: 8:08pm On Jan 31, 2012












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