₦airaland Forum

midehi2:
thou men like hardworking women but its the ignorant, broke and stingy ones that sees spending for a woman as taboo

Estharfabian:
No offense to The Nûde-Asking folks tho...



Y'all keep doing Your thing. I Ain't mad.

Estharfabian:
An Expression of Lust actually!



I Lose all moral respect for A guy That asks for nudes. Like whatever happened to the internet?
It just screams "PERVERT"!!!!

cruzita:
*and the story continues in the hospital*

cruzita:
forget say you be man ooo,if they put us for boxing ring ,u no go see draw

missKiffy:
Shameless men that patronise prostitutes

cruzita:
I go still tear u the slap

cruzita:
u sure say no be u?

cruzita:
I regret not giving that engineer that kissed me when I was barely 8yrs old a brain-resetting slap

mbaka0433:
make Platini,seph Blatter and Isa yahattou catch you and CHANGE

PASTOR TURNS BOTTLEd WATER TO WINE


Lai Mohamed: Mr president are you on YouTube?

Buhari: No, my Facebook is not working, what is happening on YouTube?

Lai: A PDP pastor just prayed over bottled water and it turned to wine and he sold 10 thousand bottles of it to some members of his church.

Buhari: For how much?

Lai: 2k per bottle.

Buhari: That's exploitation and corruption. Did he register the wine with NAFDAC?

Lai: No Mr President.

Buhari: Then tell DSS to arrest him immediately for selling fake and unbranded wine to vulnerable Nigerians. I will contact NAFDAC chairman immediately.

PASTOR PRAYS RECHARGE CARD INTO PHONES



Osibanjo: Baba, A pastor just prayed recharge cards into phone?

Buhari: How?

Osibanjo: He prayed and recharge card entered his member's phone

Buhari: Do they teach that in pastor school?

Osibanjo: No sir.

Buhari: Technically that is stealing, he stole from MTN and others. It is corruption, let me call obj.(on phone)OBJ, I heard that a pastor prayed credit into people's phone, did something like that happen when you're president?

OBJ: Nooo, it didn't happen, pls handle this issue carefully oo, you know that people are criticizing you already. Why not call Jonathan? Many weird things happened when he was in power.

Buhari: Ok, I don't want that man to corrupt my line but I think I need to call him, thanks for the advice, I will call him and buy a new line afterwards(hangs up, dials GEJ)Hello Jona, have you heard that a pastor prayed recharge card into people's phones?

GEJ: Yes I have.

Buhari: Is that not corruption?

GEJ: It is called magic, not corruption Mr president.

Buhari: Do you know what magic can do to a broke country? Didn't you watch Merlin?

GEJ: Magic is not corruption MR president, if you think say nah lie, ask Deziani Ali-(phone clicks)

Buhari: Nonsense, ask Deziani kee, you for tell me to go book appointment with corruption itself. (turns to Osibanjo) pls buy me a new line, this one is corrupt, pls tell the DSS to arrest the Pastor and detain him until all his church members return the looted credit.

MzPecs:
You're something else, seriously.

Lol

MzPecs:
Tallesty1 must love again oh!

Nah! Love has been adulterated to the extent that the original seems to have gone extinct.

I personally prefer friendship and lust to what we call love today.

MzPecs:
Love sometimes is so complicated.

No it isn't. The original is simple and direct but we needed something we think is the best for us so we altered the the original and complicated things for ourselves.

MzPecs:
A single act of dishonesty and not being straight from the opposite sex made me dislike him and got me out of the relationship.

The two wrongs are unpardonable by me. If I can't trust you then I can't be with you and if I don't understand you then we ain't going nowhere.

The place that I suck is in impressing GFs, I put little effort there and I don't want anybody to go extra inch to impress me.

Be simple, be yourself.

MzPecs:
Buh we shouldn't leave love one side abeg..

Dey dia nah. The thing don carry me enter 4 d middle of a busy road and leave me there so me no want again.

It might leave me inside water next time and I am not a good swimmer.

MzPecs:
Probably we get disappointment from our partners because we weren't meant to be!

Humans and denial, it is well sha.

MzPecs:
I'm very sure mosquitoes are being trained in Lagos it's not the same in osun state.

rokiatu:
I have more shoes then the both combined.

So where is my award?

skarlett:
Having a living, breathing child is now a secret of the century Odi egwu

MzPecs:
So you'd drop a lady you love so much and intend to marry just because a spiritualist asked you to do so because God told him?

Anyway, it really do depends on the man of God. If it's my pastor whom I know so well then I can concur!


My night was good buh mosquitoes dint allow me sleep well..

Last2comment:
What's really happening in kogi?

skarlett:
That's not the point dear. The lady in question wasn't straight forward herself, I feel its not about the slack pu*sy and sagging breast as much as it is about her past. She should have been upfront about her child even before she came over.

sinaj:
You shud try nd see beyond the present,
Do u think you can accept her son nd cope with with the embarrassment from ur family nd friends?


What if crisis arises in ur marriage later, do u think u can handle it without involving this revelation?

Do u think you can ever trust her again?

Melahou:
not your babe but your spiritual wife

MissSlimbody:
The wisdom of God is like foolishness to man.
If only a dead man can regret his actions, the man for don dey regret.

MzPecs:
Lol

God won't answer all prayers because of our approach!