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Crime › Re: when you finally caught the sturbborn monkey by Tallesty1(m): 2:59pm On Feb 07, 2016

Lols

Phones › Re: Top 9 Smartphones With 6GB Ram For 2016 by Tallesty1(m): 2:40pm On Feb 07, 2016

90% of the specs you posted up there are false.

Romance › Re: I'm Drunk, Ask Me Anything Nairaland by Tallesty1(m): 5:55pm On Feb 06, 2016

raayah:
Ok, I mean why are you so serious about the issue when I obviously don't give a damn lol.

Back then in the village, when guys were boys.

There was a particular Sunday that I went cycling with my younger bro, as we normally do on Sunday evenings.

But that day was really sad because he had an accident on his way back home.

It happened when he was going down a slope with speed. The road was very steepy dangerous but he refused to hold the brakes because he didn't give a dam.

I was supposed to warn him to make use of the brakes but I equally didn't give a dam.

Half-way down the slope, he had an accident and got a hole on his right cheek.

The tear on his eyes when I was taking him home was a sign that he has started giving a dam, and I also felt the wait of the dams that I was supposed to have given out in my pocket.

Mamah cried when she sighted him and the whole family gave a dam.

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Nairaland General › Re: The Inventor Of This Barber Cape Deserves National Award - Pictured by Tallesty1(m): 5:10pm On Feb 06, 2016

Nigeria celebrating stupidity since Lugard's first birthday

Romance › Re: I Can't Ask A Girl Out Because Of My Brown Teeth by Tallesty1(m): 5:01pm On Feb 06, 2016

Get a white teeth casing

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Jokes Etc › Re: Some Funny Quotes On Marriage Made By Men… by Tallesty1(m): 4:58pm On Feb 06, 2016

To make your marriage successful.

Marry a woman that is a great cook, a woman that knows how to clean and keep a home running, a woman that speaks and understands all bedroom languages

And make sure they do not meet each other in your house.

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Romance › Re: I'm Drunk, Ask Me Anything Nairaland by Tallesty1(m): 4:51pm On Feb 06, 2016

raayah:
I didn't reveal anything about anyone, I only talked about myself

Yea....... Apparently because you weren't really drunk, You will talk about your village and local government when you take twice the measure you took yesterday.(if at all u were drunk)

BTW, this isn't time 4 us to start one of our fights, just advising you as a concerned friend, the thread is purposeless and don't tell me it was because you were drunk.

Truth is, u av always wanted to do something this crazy, that is fact.

I have read some of your posts and comments so I cannot be fooled to believe that a really drunk lady can keep her eyes focused on her phone/pc screen and and give direct and accurate response to every mention. Whoever believes that needs medical attention and brain allowance.

Be Guided.

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Romance › Re: I'm Drunk, Ask Me Anything Nairaland by Tallesty1(m): 4:33pm On Feb 06, 2016

raayah:
I'm sober

Piece of advice.

Stay away from alcohol. It is obvious that your brain can't carry it and a wicked friend that knows that cold get you drunk and do stuffs, like cutting off some parts of ur body(God 4bid) and selling them to ritualists.

Also, I would never trust you with any secret information if I was ur friend.

Romance › Re: Lassa Fever: See What Rats Did To Me. by Tallesty1(m): 10:34am On Feb 05, 2016

Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Should Look For This Guy And Make Him His Assistant. by Tallesty1(op): 4:31pm On Feb 03, 2016*

BeeBeeOoh:
With dis kind of talent dis guy has & a little apprenticeship. D guy go soar higher

Are you saying that lying is his talent cheesy

Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Should Look For This Guy And Make Him His Assistant. by Tallesty1(op): 4:30pm On Feb 03, 2016

agabaI23:
This guy will beat Mohammed in his own game

Was in a bad mood that day but I forgot it and laughed really hard when I saw No.1 and 3.

Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Should Look For This Guy And Make Him His Assistant. by Tallesty1(op): 4:28pm On Feb 03, 2016

OVI75:
Seriously the publicity arm of the APC is dead.APC may have won an election BT they wud Neva be like PDP.PDP rocks

I am not sure any of them rocks again.

APC with the exception of Buhari and Osibanjo is just a reformed PDP with same agenda.

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Family › Re: Man Spotted Carrying His Wife's Handbag... by Tallesty1(m): 4:16pm On Feb 03, 2016

B4 nko? Nah my bag he go carry b4?

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Politics › Lai Mohammed Should Look For This Guy And Make Him His Assistant. by Tallesty1(op): 4:11pm On Feb 03, 2016

He made the comment on a thread about the Dalori Attack.

Kenai:
With this(the attack), get ready for another scandal the APC is going to try trending in a bid to divert our attention from their incompetence. Cuz you could tell they were trying hard to trend #EkitiGate so as to take our minds off the carnage in Dalori.

Watch out for...

1. "JonahGate! Jonathan hid 650 billion dollars under his cowboy hat as he was vacating Aso Rock!"

2. "PaperGate! The paper Olisa Metuh ate was actually an artist's realistic impression of his fully erect peniis."

3. "WikeGate! How Nyesom Wike threatened the Supreme Court Judges by secretly planting bombs in their wigs."

4. "CaseraGate! How Jonathan spent 7 Trillion Dollars on LaCasera."

5. "MbakaGate! Pope Francis' links to PDP Finally uncovered as Reverend Mbaka is transferred to remote town."

We know their game. Useless liars and propagandists.

He will do well as a propagandist

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Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwesili: On Whose Side Is She Anyways? by Tallesty1(m): 4:00pm On Feb 03, 2016

She turned against APC because that jolof rice no reach her

Nairaland General › Re: Where NOT To Toast A Nigerian Lady by Tallesty1(m): 3:57pm On Feb 03, 2016

It is not an entirely wise decision but most women tend to be more attracted to successful men. If she’s a public transport user, she wants a partner who owns a vehicle or can at least afford the occasional ‘drop’.

So nah only people wey no get car dey use public transport?

Wooing a lady should be done as the spirit directs, I can woo a lady in hell if fire spares my tool.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Primate Elijah Ayodele's 2016 Prophecies: Corruption Will Fight Buhari by Tallesty1(m): 3:41pm On Feb 03, 2016

One thing I can deduce from this bag of nonsense is that the god he serves is more interested in politicians, he likes them more than the masses.

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Romance › Re: Who Would You Choose Among The Three by Tallesty1(m): 3:35pm On Feb 03, 2016

If mom is above 70 then I am going for the mills.

Wife will divorce me for not taking the millions when she learns what happened.

Music/Radio › Re: Photo: Kanye West Dinning With The Devil ?? by Tallesty1(m): 3:31pm On Feb 03, 2016

I sold my soul to the devil.
I know it's a crappy deal.
But least it comes with a few toys like a happy meal - Kanye West

Politics › Re: President Buhari Hails Jonathan As He Addressed The European Union Parliament by Tallesty1(m): 3:27pm On Feb 03, 2016

HungerBAD:
Mr President.

I beg to disagree with you. Goodluck Jonathan did not do anything special, he got his behind whopped by the Nigerian Electorate, tired of him and his thieving Cabal, and he respectfully did the RIGHT thing by handing over to the Winner.

Nigeria is still a Democratic Country, and there is nothing special if a "LOSER" passes on the BATON of Power to the "WINNER".

Your opinion bro, you're entitled to it and PMB is also entitled to his own.

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Family › Re: Enduring Men And Women: Share Your Stories by Tallesty1(m): 3:24pm On Feb 03, 2016

I will comment later

Politics › Re: BREAKING: James Ibori Released From UK Prison, Re-arrested by Tallesty1(m): 3:23pm On Feb 03, 2016

My respect to those that re-arrested him

Politics › Re: BREAKING: James Ibori Re-arrested After Been Released From UK Prison. by Tallesty1(m): 3:20pm On Feb 03, 2016

cloud7:
Yes, I witnessed it ...meanwhile, recharge your startime via phone call if you are within Warri and Environs...Call; 08094230246

What did you witness?

His release or re-arrest?

Politics › Re: Hijacked Ship: Army Exonerates Ipob As Massob Distances Self by Tallesty1(m): 3:18pm On Feb 03, 2016

An efulefu even said that IPOB is responsible for the blast in Benin Yesterday without any source, tangible evidence or whatsoever and the mods allowed the post to stay.

It is alright anyways, let them continue.

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Politics › Re: We Will Treat Pro-biafran Ship Hijackers As Criminals: Nigerian Military Vows by Tallesty1(m): 11:24am On Feb 03, 2016*

The same NA that cried like motherless baby elephants when bokoharam dealt with them?

The reason they're spewing all these threat is because IPOBs are not armed yet.

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Family › Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Tallesty1(m): 11:01am On Feb 03, 2016

Lizypumping:
Mumu pen and paper.
Why can't u take pen and paper to calculate turkey and cow money. . Guys can be canny sha

Mind your business pls.

Romance › Re: Five Criteria Ladies Use In Disqualifying Suitors by Tallesty1(m): 10:59am On Feb 03, 2016*

Is it not madness to expect a Nigerian man to be romantic when he's not from Rome?

Abeg leave romance for Romans make we dey pursue this money yet.

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Politics › Re: Buhari To Spend More On State House Clinic Than On All Federal Gov by Tallesty1(m): 4:44pm On Feb 02, 2016

Never Again

Crime › Re: Counter Thread!!! My Criticism About The Anti-rape Condom-- Feranmicharles by Tallesty1(m): 4:40pm On Feb 02, 2016

I was not here grin

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