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Go through your list of side chicks and friendzoned sisters and promote one.





Then later, much later when blood is calm, you buy an iron pant for the run-away bride.

Women and Excuses

Not interested in older women.


Catch them young.

How can you say they touched his thing when the thing is inside his cloth?

Because they are too lazy to make their own money so they are looking for guys that av made it.

goofyone:
Bro, not lectures. You clearly didn't understand the question.

ok

Lyrically:
Share your experience in you have face something like that before

I haven't, I don't approach women that way.



But wait oo, some dey drive car commot, ur own nah earphone?

goofyone:
So, effectively, you don't leave your house??
English knowledge lacking...

Teacher Nwa Mkpi.

Save your lectures for those that interested.

elantraceey:
I might not be .


How old did you imagine

Late teens

elantraceey:
Same here.

Checked ur profile 4 d first since i knw u here.



You are older than I Imagined

Things will change when junior arrives.



Meanwhile hold your pocket wella, just in-case.

Men are gods nah and nah gods dey chop fowl head

I can't spend a day in a crowd.

Fairgodwin:
I am not in any relationship for now. But if you mean my past relationship, then I got a nice and expensive android phone. And she challenged me [to be better] academically, intellectually, socially and above all, morally. Thank you.

One reason I will never regret dating my ex, thou she bleeped up big time but there was a time she was everything I needed.

My Son is Back

rokiatu:
One of the reasons she cheated on him in the first place is because he's too nice and she take that for granted.

One funny thing about women, they say that we men are dogs but at least dogs are loyal to those who are nice to them.

rokiatu:
I still can't believe his reaction.

My dear, his case tire me. You caught your wife fuking another man in your room and instead arresting the guy and sending the woman packing, he left the house for her. For wetin? For them to continue ni?

rokiatu:
HE really need to man up and grow some balls.

Next time you want to use this line to tell somebody to be brave, strong, or act up to do something please tell him or her to grow some Vag1na, That flat thing can stand some pounding, balls can't

rokiatu:
OYou give some women too much freedom and they will sit on your neck.

All the cold-hearted men you see today are those that were once too nice to women.

Every woman turns to an uncontrollable animal once too much freedom is given. 98.5% of those who who have achieved equality with men are impossible to live with.

Why is he telling us now?

Your sister don sabi everything your mom sabi.

Hahahahahaha......



The worm attracts the fish.



But the hook catches and keeps it.


You grab?

Cutehector:
a date doesn't mean it must be in d restaurant! Hian tallesty.

Read the op again sir

Who will never get married?

Stop apologizing, she will call when the demon leaves her.

Some people don't talk when they are eating.

elantraceey:
Dirty minds .

There is nothing like dirty mind.

It is a great mind with adult content.


@OP, I used to think that the "sounds" we hear in the bushes at night are from animals that are having sex, never knew that trees bleed too. Even mouth action.

Our children go don full everywhere, under the bed, table, inside fridge, etc.

Dating extremely slim ladies is problem of its own.





You throw them on the bed.




And you spend the first twenty minutes searching for them

Why do you want to police us?




Are we the cause of his addiction?