₦airaland Forum

Carot:
i'd luv to suck your clit

This is not right even in jest; you don't say things like this to random people on the internet.

The topic here is football, and you people should allow women to participate in it without saying stupid things like this.

The quote MariahAngel and Twoclans got from you guys is uncalled for and highly disrespectful.

folake4u:
Lmao. I swear. Sometimes, it's not intentional to laugh at the person but I can't just help it.🤣🤣

Hahahaha. Not really on purpose.

Yessssssssss! I love Adele's laughter. So beautiful and contagious.

Hian. Serious at all times kwa? Pele oh, Old soldier.

I used to laugh a lot back when I was still a boy. Not anymore.

I love making people laugh though; y,know, like help spread the laughter because the world needs it.

But as a man, especially as a 'redpiller,' you can't laugh out, it is a sign of weakness.

If you must laugh, you laugh on the inside

Haven't bought that in a few years.

natedroid:
I had a heated argument with a girl I've been seeing for a few months the other day. She called me, saying she was hungry. Typically, I would respond to such a request, but that particular day, my Opay was having issues. She then started accusing me, saying I wasn't taking care of her, despite the fact that she owns a fashion design shop and is financially independent. I told her that I'm only obligated to take care of her if she were living under my roof, and that she lives alone and her family is close by. She got angry and accused me of not loving her, even though I do give her some stipends like 10-15k from time to time. I responded that she has parents and was taking care of herself before I met her. If she is my wife then that's different.

My question is "are you obligated to take care of a girlfriend?

I don't understand the kind of relationship you people are getting into. Abi nah cap you dey cap?

If someone I am seeing asks me for something, one of these two things will happen: either I will say, 'Oh, okay, send your account details/come and take it,' or I will say, 'Wow, wrong timing, I don't have it,' and that's final.

Why should we argue about who should care for whom and all that nonsense? If she brings up that conversation, then it's over between us. I won't reply to her, and I'll soon leave.

In my relationships and friendships, whether casual or deep, I do my best not to be an unreliable friend or lover. The day someone questions my usefulness or value to them is the day I'll leave.

Don't stress me

pocohantas:
It looks like a suicide culture is creeping into Nigeria. Not just about the hardship. Young people are now committing suicide over the flimsiest reasons like heartbreak and low CGPA.

RIP to her.

Blame motivational speakers.

folake4u:
Yeah.

I laugh exactly like Adele, but mine is worse.
https://twitter.com/AdelesNever2/status/789624853712297984?t=JxFeDDWZPEq_yypQ8uzLgg&s=19

And I sabi laugh person to scorn too.


Which one be Men don't laugh like that?? Mtchewww.

Person wey dey laugh too much will surely laugh person to scorn even when that is not the intent.

But e sure me say you go dey do yours on purpose

Adele can laugh sha, her laugh sef nah comedy.

Why should a man laugh like that? A real man should be serious and coordinated at all times, how many times Okonkwo laughed in Things Fall Apart?


That is how men do.

FalseProphet1:
That's not true men do laugh.

Sometimes, during deliverance sessions, I do laugh very loudly and weird that the demon possessing the person would run away. And the person would be delivered.
This I have seen.

Lols.




Demons never get your time

folake4u:
Them don too call me werey.🤣

Wow, your laughter is truly contagious! Laughter lightens the mood and can create unexpected connections. I once read a book where there was a lady who laughed all the time, and people adored her for it. The author paid great attention when describing her laughter; you could almost see her laughing. She was my favorite character in the book.


I don't laugh like that sha, men don't do that.

folake4u:
Mine.

Then I envy those in your circle.

folake4u:
Yeah, and it's contagious too.

Yours or laughter in general?

folake4u:
Yeah. I laugh too much. And for the silliest things.


Okay oh.🤣🤣

It is a good thing, has so many health benefits.

LordIsaac:
Postpartum depression induced …women get plenty issues o.

Even their issues get issues.

folake4u:
I was just too shocked and laughing instead. Everybody just dey para for area.

Wetin you wan tell am?

Is like you laugh too much?



To avoid every road you dey use.

folake4u:
Everybody for my street dey vex.

One car nearly jam me this night as I dey return back to my house.

The thing wey Nigerians dey use as distraction don end. Back to reality!!!!!

You copy the plate number?




I go like visit the driver to tell him sonething.

Eunoiaa:
Oh, so Tinubu nor dey present physically?

E better small. Boya if he was there, na 2-0 dem for take win us.

Any which way, the agenda continua, propaganda ascerta.

folake4u:
Ehen na. I have to say "Sorry" twice.

Sorry, please, don't be offended, excuse me Sir.

You eeh

folake4u:
Nor vex.

Enyi, the reason you said sorry was because I told you to count me out Nigerians wey dey vex and you are still telling me make I no vex?

folake4u:
Ma binu, Sir.

folake4u:
Everybody is angry in Nigeria today but the actions of the driver should NEVER be justified.

Count me out

aysnoopy:
Let me share my story to you maybe u can blame me at the end or understand why such things happen to me
Back in February 2018, my mom met a woman, she's the zonal director of one of the federal government Agency that are into road repairs, since its base on civil engineering works, so she told me that I should come and work in her office as a casual staff, pending the time I'll be fully employed as a staff. She promised that whenever it's time for employment, she'll be of help
I work as a casual staff and got 20k monthly payment. I met some people there also waiting to be employed and since I'm the only civil engineering graduate there, I av an edge.
After 2 years, they increase it to 30k. She told me that they don't usually employ so fast like that but she assure me.
After 3 yrs, it's now time to employ people. To my surprise I wasn't employed
She told me she'll work on it. Took my credentials to Abuja but still doesn't work.
In year 2022, she retires from service, it was later I got into that she has slot since she's a director (level 17). She gave it to some other people, one of them even came to work in d office 2 years after me. But since she's one of the daughters of her friend, so she gave her and neglect me. And u can't believe I'm d one working closely with her. After her driver, I'm next.
So, that's what kept me working in that organisation. I was used and dumped and was left to my fate.
Where can I start from when all my mates have left me behind.

Nobody left you behind; you came here alone. You will experience life differently, make decisions on your own, and eventually leave alone.

You won't get any better if you continue comparing yourself with your mates. It has never helped anyone and will never help you.

Many of my mates are dead, I know some who are mad, I have some that I drop something for whenever we meet because they think I am better, and there are some that won't even shake my hands because they feel I am way below them. Life is unfairly fair.

I have read your story, and I still can't blame you. You did what you thought was right, and you had your reasons. You wouldn't be complaining if it had worked out as it should have. That is life for you.

You have enough time for anything. This is the second month of the year. If you acquire a good skill, you will earn better next year. Take this from someone who has touched money and lost it all.

You just have to learn to read the room and improve your decision-making skills. You have an advantage over some of us; you go school, I no go. You can get a better job; I don't have that hope. But what I did, knowing how disadvantaged I am, is to keep acquiring skills. I have been doing that since 2011, and I am still on it, and I tell you that this one won't be my last.

If you see me talking about doing this type of work and that other type of work, you might think I am exaggerating, but it is all true. A jack of all trades may be a master of none, but he is often times better than a master of one. I get by.

A couple of years back, I made some incredibly fvcked up decisions and was broke just when my rent was due. I saw my ears. Just when I was about to be thrown out, someone linked me up to a job in town. It didn't pay well, but it sorted my current need. What else could one ask for in a time like that? But that was possible because I knew how to do the work.

Keep learning something.

Someone was calling me for work the other day; I kept postponing because I was busy. At one point, she was like, "Uchenna, you don dey get pride." I replied, "Ma'am, it has always been there, you just didn't notice it quickly." She said, "Just know that nobody is indispensable." I said, "True, but some cannot truly be replaced." We laughed over it, and I promised to do it the next day. She waited because she knew I could do it to perfection.

I learned that skill within a year.

You can learn a better one in less than a year.

No hope is lost chief. When a man wakes is his own morning. Take time to think things through, then decide on what you are sure you would be good at and learn it. Soon, you will be fine.

As bad as Nigeria may get, you will get by if you offer some value to people; they will find you.

The lady in the conversation above, if I tell you her office in ABJ here, you will think I am mad for talking to her that way, and you will be right. First time in her office, I showed up dressed the way I was, and naturally, I don't look like much, so imagine a guy like that dressed so casually you'd think he isn't serious showing in the office of all these Abuja women?

She could have thrown me out if I wasn't recommended by someone. The way she talked to me and all was like I have a disease or something. Well, I gave my quotation, and she asked me why it was more expensive than the others. I gave her another one that was in the same price range as others, and a third one was just the first one without the prices, except for my workmanship.

She, of course, wanted to know why, and I explained to her that the first one is the one I recommend because all the materials are of the best quality, the second is cheap because others will use just okay or good enough for some time materials, and the third is just my charge. She will get whatever materials she chooses, and I will use them to work for her. Something for everyone.

She promised to get back; the next morning, she texted me the address to her house and told me to see her in the afternoon. I did. In her house, I searched for a chair that is "within or a little above my level," but she didn't have one, so I chose to stand. She kuku didn't offer me one.

We went over the whole thing again. Finally, she chose option A but asked me to reduce my workmanship. I told her, "NO" and told her that my charge is not negotiable. When she asked why, I told her, "I don't use price to attract or keep customers; I rely on good work."

I learned that as a phone/laptop repairer. Poorly charged work is usually the most difficult to execute. Customers will be like, "Please, help me," and if you mistakenly accept, you will end up spending the whole day on that particular work and may not finish it.

If you charge low, you may get the deal and more deals but there is a problem, you will be working with nothing to show for it because the money usually finish before you even complete your work or you will abandon work because the money has finished or you will look for another work to use the mobilization fee to complete the current one or you will start giving excuses and avoiding the owner. It is a terrible endless loop from hell.

Always remember that. Don't, no matter how much you need the money, accept a crappy deal because you hope to get another one from the client. It usually doesn't happen because they know that what they are giving you is crap money, so you accepting it gives them a poor opinion about you and puts a question mark on your ability to handle bigger jobs.

The lady in my story can wait for me for a few days even though I will charge her more. Her husband said I used Nsukka charm.

If you know your worth, then settle for it or more; settling for less makes you less.

Good luck, bro.

Gerrard59:
That state WOULD never beat the excruciating poverty it is associated with. To worsen things, their love for juju, love for Fulani culture and archaic cultural practices would exacerbate things.

A man will marry four wives, he will live with one and the other three will stay back with their parents. They only visit him to collect or get pregnant, then return to their parents' house to continue hustling. Very anyhow people.

ppogba:
I go vex for you on behalf of Kogi people oo.

Which kain talk be dis?

Spend a few months there and you will change your mind.

When I am not being rushed to the hospital

falconey:
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Two third of the population don't give a Bleep about that than price of garri, maize, meat, fish, spaghetti flour, petrol etc. copy that bro?




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This man.


Long time

Abeg dress properly when you dey go protest, we can't be broke and be battling eye problems at the same time.

Ishilove:
Some families are unloveable

Everyone except the husband?

Cassandraloius:
It's very possible, cos most women tend to change after marriage, they will unveil their true colors.

Sometimes the in-laws tend to give her that negative energy and she returns it back with full force.😂

People don't change after marriage, they become real. The change happens before not after.

Ketamine9000mg:
In today's Nigeria's situation, can someone manage 1.5million for a wedding?

Too much sef depending on the location.

In some places like Kogi state where one can find true love with just an Indomie and a soulmate if you add an egg, 1.5 million can get you three wives, and they may even come with three younger sisters to live with you, making six in total. A complete family from the first day.


Marriage no cost nah you get high taste.

Dey play.

Apart from food, which shouldn't even be in the list in the first place, nothing else compares to the pleasure of good sex. Have you ever taken time to ponder what happens during orgasm? How it feels, especially during intense ones that make you feel like your head is spinning and your cap is about to fall off?

During that moment, one feels as pure as a god. There's no hate, envy, jealousy, or ill thoughts towards anyone. Your heart is filled with nothing but pure love.

It's fleeting, yes, but nothing surpasses it.

If it were to last longer, say twenty minutes, then it would be the best time to pray or offer sacrifices to God because your thoughts are as innocent as a baby's