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Chingyyy878:
Pls I need answers

Expensive dates are for people that are already in love, always remember that.


Also do bear in mind that a good first impression is a trap.

muyico:
no try am, except u didn't love her! or u didn't wanna marry, no ladies can stay with cheating guyz

No amount of love can stop a cheater from cheating. People don't cheat on their partners because they don't love them; they cheat because that is their nature.

Likewise, when you are faithful, it is because it is in you to be faithful. It has nothing to do with love, respect, or whatever reason people tend to believe.

Emotional maturity as in how?

Obierika:
You are the one who is brainless, no loan app has access to download pics in your gallery because they do not even have capacity to store all the pics from all there customers.

I still maintain that you are a bloody liar!

With her phone number, full name and email address, they can easily search for her online and get her picture[s] from social media accounts.

That one nah like their business or work, they usually have a wife back home.

Arrange your friend's girlfriend for your uncle.

azzima:
Is that a "Bulletproof " Vest??

Yea, top grade 2045 model. Doesn't matter how you wear or where e cover, e go work alright.
You fit wear am as a cap sef and all your body will still be protected.


It is magnetic, it draws all bullet to itself so the wearer doesn't get hit elsewhere.


Nigeria military is years ahead of others.

Idiot, if we stage a protest against bad governance nah unah go still come shoot us. Rain doesn't fall one roof alone so enjoy what you defend.

pocohantas:
This one no wan die.

To die cause of girlfriend and boyfriend matter no make sense nah.

Visocrate:
No matter how bad that road is it can’t be as worse as otupka Enugu road

Kidnappers are there too

eliyke:
if she no return am,Dem fit trace her,but d same people no fit trace kidnappers, is God not wonderful?

Yes nah, her own nah mistake. kidnapper own no be mistake.

Blazebond:
You are actually the dumb fool here and by this your childish writing and I can guess that you are 22 to 25 years old,you are so dumb gosh.for the naira to appreciate and remain stable we need to start thinking inwards in production and purchasing,even a 10 year old primary school student knows this and you old clown dont even know it,some of you are so dumb in this forum ehn,you are worst than idiots,so.you expect the naira to grow when all you do is import almost all goods and produce zero to export? You expect the naira to grow when all you export is only natural resources?

Many African countries with less exports than Nigeria have a more stable currency than naira even though they import like us.


Naira is losing value because some people are benefiting from it. Stop the corruption there and watch things change for good.

lwisee:
That if banks have enough and willing to give you.
There is scarcity of forex.

Why should banks give you dollars? For what? I am asking to learn.

If we can have a unified exchange rate, close all domiciliary accounts, and transfer the value of whatever currency is there to naira, depositing it into the owners' bank accounts. If we have a system that auto-converts all incoming funds in foreign currency to naira and deposits it into the receivers' accounts, and also a system that, when shopping online internationally, will take the naira from your cards and automatically convert it to the foreign currency as done in other countries, we will have less need for dollars. This means less pressure on the naira. I believe if these steps are taken, the naira will gain massively.

SweetBuns:
The day you start giving that thing audience will be the day it will start pestering you
Hell, even if you don’t engage it, it will still be a nuisance
I have reported and got 2 of its alts banned, but the the thing still persists
I can’t count the amount of times I log in and meet 6-8 mentions from it saying the most random retarded things
Just ignore it. That’s the best option i have found for now

Dude on seeing the emboldened

Goodvibes007:
That was actually the Obidient. APC is very unpopular on Nairaland. The highest APC were getting was maybe 300 likes. Obidients were gathering around 1000 likes at most.

Abeg stop lying. Below is a thread from Seun on APC using bots to get likes.


https://www.nairaland.com/7387081/fake-likes-tinubu-bots

GboyegaD:
Yes I have. The first time, I told her at conception I am not a fan of women going through labor pains and we should opt for elective cesarean section. She said she would like to experience labor and I had to let her have her way.
Fast forward to 3rd trimester, I talked about epidural and she was like she isn't sure she wants to take it. I was like I am not in support of she not taking it as I do not see the need for the pain/stress.
We were asked to come to the hospital on the day of 40weeks and 1day. She was induced the following morning and by 5pm they moved us into our own delivery room. As at then dilation was still less than 3cm.
In the cause of the night, dilation got to 5cm and my wife cried with each contraction. At some point she had to request the epidural herself. Around 5am they had to break the water and said the baby was distressed because there was mycomium in the water.
About an hour later, the doctor said it was time for CS. They gave me scrubs to wear however, they said they will wheel her into the theater before they bring me in.
I was there when my baby was brought out and handed over to the peadtric nurse who cleaned him up and then gave him to me.

The second one, we opted for CS before conception. I was there and this time they did cut the umbilical cord longer so that I can also cut it myself.

The pains of CS last longer in terms of healing process however, I believe it is better particularly, if your threshold for pain is very low.

You are a strong man chief.


God bless your family

Eunoiaa:
Eerrr... interesting choice of words here. Slightly above average.

You tall abi you nor tall? I think I'm going to have to believe Tallesty about you on this one.

I cannot even picture the "above average females in church". I have no reference for that lol.



...than you, you mean?

Yea...

fyzaila:
An obsessed person is also like a psychopath. Beware of someone that will give you 30 missed calls at once, call 20 times a day. It's not love but abnormal.

I saw a post on Twitter that said clingy people are always calling because you are the only thing in their head aside from their work and family.

Dude, that is scary.

I think it is one of the reasons people contemplate self-harm when a relationship fails. I was with someone like that once, and I took my time to help her build a happy, fun-filled life without me in it.

You are my love, my happiness, my joy giver... babe, calm down, I am just your boyfriend

pocohantas:
How can door handle be close to someone's chest? Is the person a dwarf?

Many people use the door frame, wardrobe and how easily you reach for those floating shelves in the kitchen.

Leave. I have heard it all. Some would say their sisters are taller. Or I need to see their greatgrandmother. They suddenly remember they have taller women. It is always them starting the comparison and I started telling them to give me a break abeggggg.

Hehehehe. Handles can be close to people's chest nah. Not all doors though.


You sound like you are actually tall, I am bowing out for now.

SPAMBOX7:
Most are known here for encouraging polygamy but this link below is a thread from a woman doing same but in the comments I see some of the same men that encourage polygamy here still have something to say.

https://www.nairaland.com/7983700/cannot-marry-4wives-cannot-marry


That leaves me to wonder. Is it that men on nairaland just like to complain about everything. Because with this type of behavior I do not see any difference between them and the women they complain about. Cos men no suppose dey whine about everything. Anyways what do I know

Nairaland men are not Zombified, they don't think or reason alike. They all can't love the same thing and it is all okay.

The men that love many women should marry as many as possible, those who are okay with one should take one. The comments against that thread are from those who believe in one woman for one man. Free them.

The unfortunate ones are the likes of us who need less than one.

Wait, is that thing soup or dirty water with meats inside?

pocohantas:
It doesn't work that way. He is fond of calling me petite. How do you tell a 5'10 78kg woman that she is petite? I can't suddenly be petite because he is huge. With time he started comparing my height to doorframes and objects I could reach without a stool _ then say "you take style tall o". It was hard for him to admit I am "also tall". But it is even better than men my height. Those ones claim they are taller and it is my hair helping me. I just allow them be happy. Men always want to be taller. It is do or die for them.

If he says you petite then petite you are; at least to him and that is final.

in fact, I believe him already.


I need his past questions and handouts, I want to be huge too. It will reduce my height and make me more intimidating, the way I like it.

A man should be taller nah, imagine your woman bending down to kiss you and tilting your head backwards like you are kid. kiss should be face-to-face not face-on-face except when one is his/her back.

LMAO, so I am not alone in using door frames to measure people's height. .

I also use how close the door handle is to one's chest too. LMAO

folake4u:
Oh wow. It means you must be really tall. That's cool. Is that why you chose your monicker?

Lol. You don't like tall women? Why?

Tall women are actually really attractive.

Do you like short women like me? Asking for a neighbour.

People call me Dogo or Tallest, which is a normal name for anyone with a height advantage. I added a Y to make it more personal.

I like tall women, just not my kind of tall. It doesn't fit or seem okay for a woman.

Tell your neighbor that I like her already.

folake4u:
Hahahaha.

But it's true na. A 5'7 woman is not same as a 5'7 man.

Everything is kind to women, isn't it?

Everything, except we, here

Last time I met my cousin, who is also tall for a woman, she refused a hug because she didn't know where to put her hands.

Good news for me too, because I understand her confusion, albeit differently. I can't be pressing people's heads in the name of a hug.

A man my height is cool, but a woman my height... Omoh, nah to abort the mission.

FFIA:
I may have some respect for some ladies here on nairaland but you see that Jennyclay!!!


put cruise aside.

I have ZERO regards for her person.

I have no reason to like or hate her.


But I am never starting a banter with her.


I doubted if she was a lady sef.

pocohantas:
The typical hubris with 6ft+ people. They think they make the rules.

They do.


If e pain you, grow more.

Eunoiaa:
Wait. 🤣🤣

Don't tell me you choose this moniker because of how tall you are, lmao?

Because I was going to ask if you're LeBron James tall and it hit me.

Nah LeBron is a giant. He is about 0.11m taller.

pocohantas:
I am not "tall for a woman". Men my height call themselves tall. I am 5'10 and that is tall for both men and women. However, I consider 6ft plus men tall and that is relation to my height. Not as a general rule.

You are even taller less short than Ishi. Nsogbu dikwa.


5'10 is neither short nor tall, just a lil above average.

unless of course you are in the midst of short people.

pocohantas:
Thank God for blunt folks like you. At least he can know that you people do not know me and I am not a Nairaland olosho as rumoured.

Hehehehe.


Werey.


If I say that you are short, then you are short.


My words on this is final Nne

FFIA:
you no invite Eruleroz and Jennyclay come?


Broke Jennyclay should stay away, no one wants a hopeless liability.

Eruleroz is light skinned. Fair ladies with the exception of Poco can never be wrong in my eyes.

Jennyclay may not understand our banter. She is too serious on here.


I pick my fights carefully