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oiki:
Thanks I will check her up

Sorry bro I meant to type MulticolourDeco.

oiki:
I need a wedding planner who resides in Lagos to help me plan a quality wedding on a tight budget. The planner must be ready to travel with me to my villa as well. PM me please. Thanks

Am not a wedding planner but I know a good and reliable one. Her business name is multicolor interior design. If you google it her contacts will come up, she is also on nairaland and has adverts here too.

bukatyne:
You are welcome dear.

I am just watching a movie now

Lover boy left a girl in Naija to go to England for better life and bring lover girl over...

He left his Uncle place due to maltreatment of his wife and started living with a benefactor.., (a single girl.. I know right )

This benefactor tried extremely hard to seduce him but he resisted... he truly loved his Naija girl.

The benefactor was so desperate that she actually drugged him at a party to sleep with him which she succeeded....

Should he tell his girl when she comes back?

If it were the girl, should she tell the guy?

The guy was truly truly innocent

I watched the exact same movie last night. to think the foolish girl he was going tru all of this for had betrayed him. nice file though.

NickiRoman:
You don't get it,Is mother slapped him first, he's response was wrong but not every one responds well to violence.

Abegi leave all this * not everyone responds well to violence * assuming it was a soldier that slapped him nko? Would he slap his own back? He slapped his mother and that is a curse.

coogaluta:
I just dey watch Sisters Bukky & Tayo in 6D

*winks*

kristonium:
I have not ready where its written that children should beat their parent in retaliation! Nothing justified Oscars action! No matter what she did he shouldn't have slapped her back!

my point exactly..... Thank you jare.

cococandy:
Even you?

Gosh. They took my crown.
I thought I was the most spoilt in the area.

yes o all the way.thate exactly what I will do na. before nko, I go wait to receive spank on my fresh and delicate butty? If I hear , I go shake what my mama gave me and get busy afterwards.

5minsmadness:
Its simple really. Simply bend the struggling recalcitrant love of your live over your knees, expose her buttocks and with the palm of your hand render several quick and sudden spanks on her bombom in quick succession!


ADVAntAgEs:

1. No more injuries to your woman's face to mar her beauty.

2. No more cuts and bruises.

3. The female buttocks is fully padded with fat which allows for firm handling and spanking, delivering a good amount of pain to pass your message across without causing life-threathening bodily harm.

4. This method was formally permitted by the church! So you can beat her and still go and preach the next day, no shaking.

5. Studies have shown that for some reason women spanked on thier buttocks learn from their errors better and remain smarter than women who are continuosly hit on the head.

6. A beat-up this way is easier to turn into a make-up session. don't ask me how.

7. The woman would be too embarrassed to report you and even if she does, will probably be turned back to you with laughter for further punishment.

8. You can exert your authority without being called a 'beast' or 'inhuman'.

9. It enables you to show your dominance in a non-life threathening manner. And we all know most women like dominant men!

10. It alleviates your frustrations as a man, allowing you release pent-up anger and thus relaxing you and making you easier to live with.

11. Let's face it, women behave like children sometimes and pick up very annoying habits from thier 'usually' single friends. Because you love your wife, you’re willing to go to extreme measures to correct dangerous, destructive or annoying behaviors by striking her on the buttocks.



So the next time you have the urge to shut your wife up by making her swallow your fist, do think along these lines. Spank your way to a healthier and happier marriage!

https://i.huffpost.com/gen/1205417/images/o-SPANKING-facebook.jpg

I bet the true loving husband wunt even be able to spank the bom by the time he pulls down her pants. The first thing he would do at the site of her exposed butty is smile and massage it instead of a spank. Not with her BoObs resting fully on his laps, make she come worsen the matter by shaking her butty abit for his view ( at least that's what I would do ).


And beside the wise woman wunt wait for the spank before she reaches for her favorite toy right infront of her to grab. The man sef go forget the word spank exists in his dictionary and get his clothes off in split seconds and the rest is.....

francababy:
Missclassy and tayour are just fighting in my compound. I will call my mayguard for u oo

Its *taryour* thanks and no one is fighting here.

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]You really want me to feel bad don't you?
I stood my ground on what I believed and instead of you to mind you business, you decided to make me feel bad about myself.
That's a bit low , don't you think.

Posting that thread on this section wasn't right in any sense and you know that.
What makes you feel that your life is better than mine? Be careful the kind of statements you make.

Sorry if my first comment offended you. I just shared my thoughts.

Regards.[/color]

And where in all of my post did I say my life is better than yours

You probably typed your first post to this thread cause you are still single and do not have any idea what it means to be a mother or what it means for a child to raise his or her hands on ones parents.

Am sure you wouldn't mind your boyfriend slapping/beating up his mum for your sake.

Tell me,how does tania intend having a good home with oscar with what oscar did ?

bukatyne:
Nice

Did you actually read it all? Well done oo. You try. *winks*

Summary please.

It has never happened to me before so I don't know how I will feel if it does. But I will surely feel bad about it.

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]The attention seeker here is you because you just came out of no where, raving and ranting like a hag on menopause and spitting venom like I am the sole cause of all your problems.

Look, when someone displays characteristics of a child on a constant basis, you have no choice but to treat that person like a child.

Not to long ago there was a youtube video that went viral. It was about a young boy who beat his mother because she was a drug addict and she was always embarrassing the both of them.
A lot of people were in support of the boys actions.

As far as I am concerned, this is just the same case here. Scroll down and you will see where the op explained how the woman in question was always displaying her annoying attitude at every chance.

I repeat again: The woman deserves the slaps she got.
If you are not okay with my opinion, it's your problem.[/color]

I see your big mouth has gotten wider and hence it will land you in more trouble. I wunt be surprised if you open another thread apologizing to the entire universe this time. You really need to grow up and get something good doing with your life.

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]The attention seeker here is you because you just came out of no where, raving and ranting like a hag on menopause and spitting venom like I am the sole cause of all your problems.

Look, when someone displays characteristics of a child on a constant basis, you have no choice but to treat that person like a child.

Not to long ago there was a youtube video that went viral. It was about a young boy who beat his mother because she was a drug addict and she was always embarrassing the both of them.
A lot of people were in support of the boys actions.

As far as I am concerned, this is just the same case here. Scroll down and you will see where the op explained how the woman in question was always displaying her annoying attitude at every chance.

I repeat again: The woman deserves the slaps she got.
If you are not okay with my opinion, it's your problem.[/color]

Wooow I see I hit a nerve. Pele o, alAragb.ona. When your mother offends you,go right ahead and give her dirty slaps and patiently wait for the consequences. God help you in your quest.

francababy:
A friend of mine called me this morning to explain her ordeal when her brother slapped their mum twice last night. I was confused on the issue. We need your advice urgently. Here's what happened:

His name is Oscar. In 2006 after finishing his NYSC he looked for a job for 2 years without success. During his NYSC year he served in Lagos and started dating a girl, Tania. After NYSC, they were still dating. This girl has an OND. She works at one of the major Accounting/management firms in Nigeria. In 2008, her company was employing. And she told her bf, Oscar. That's how he got his job with the company. He moved to lagos and she offered that he moves in to her one room self contain apartment. So he got a job with free accommodation. He has really gone far in his job. He is now in middle management. He even has an M.Sc now. Went to LBS. He built a house for his family in Delta. They moved in this year. The wahala is that the mum hates the girl, Tania. She sees no good about the girl. She says the girl's level of education is too low for her son. But the guy wants to marry her this year.

He now lives in a bigger 3 bedroom flat in Lekki and she lives with him. The mum has always told the guy to send the girl out of his house. Yesterday, Oscar was expecting the mum. She was coming to visit for the weekend. While he was at work, she arrived in the evening. Tania just came back from work. To cut the long story short, the mum threw Tania out of the house. Packed all Tania's stuffs and dropped them outside the compound. After throwing Tania things outside, she swept the house. Tania called her fiancée after she left. The guy returned home to talk to his mum. The guy was angry that while they were talking the mum slapped him and he slapped her back twice and told her to leave his life alone. She called her family members and they are all against the son. She's still in his house but he packed a bag and left. They have not seen him since last night. His phone lines are not going through.

My friend said the family is saying they should report at the station and police should start hunting for the guy. That he must suffer for his actions. What should she do? We need your advice.

This is a very very serious issue op. And the better it is resolved the better for oscar. What the mother did is totally wrong BUT what oscar as done is a curse on his head. How dare he raise his hands to slap his own mother That is really very BAD. He has invited the curse of a mother on his head, he has cursed the pain and agony of childbirth.

Need I remind you that if eventually this lady tania or any other woman leaves him, his mother remains his mother and can never be replaced.

There are better ways to have solved this than what he did. For him to have gone that far has even added more to the fire on ground, his entire family will hate Tania the more for this action.

They do not need to arrest him at all. What will chase him home to roll on the floor and beg his mother awaits him.


YOUR MOTHER IS YOUR mini god.

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Suffer for what action? The mother deserved the slap that the son gave her. At least she would think twice before encroaching into the life of a full grown man just because she is his mother.

The woman was wrong for pushing her sons girlfriend out of his own house that she even came to visit.
She doesn't have any right whatsoever to tell force her son against his desire to marry that girl

What the fvck do they need the police for? The young man needs privacy that's why he left.
Those relations who think he should be punished should go sit their assses down and concentrate on more important things, especially the ones that concern them. [/color]

WHAT !!! Did you just type that a mother deserves her son slapping her You must be very high on something. So you mean if your own brother slaps your mum,you will see nothing wrong in that

You have gotta be kidding me. Or you seriously to be noticed on nairaland for typing this rubbish.

It's a matter of choices and depends on the kind of relationship you have with your spouse. If you feel free letting her know then by all means go ahead, and if you don't then keep it to yourself. The most important thing is meeting up to your role as a man in your home.

bellong:
It is a biological experiment that requires one of the two participating moles to involuntary become a music machine by singing "Amazing grace, how sweet the sound..."

This experiment can be taught or performed anywhere convenient for the participating teams while respecting free range moles.

OMG. Lol.

cococandy:
I think It is a mind thing first before being physical. Most of our African parents don't even like to talk about sex let alone give their kids especially the daughters the understanding that sex is nothing to feel guilty or dirty about.
After having grown up with that mind conditioning, it will be hard for a lady to let herself go enough to really explore her body and not feel whorish about it (even with the right person. AKA husband or fiancé).

I can't really say I blame them because many don't understand you can be free and open about sex to your kids without encouraging irresponsible behavior.

Very true. As a matter of fact I never had such discussions with my mother or sisters and do not intend allowing such with me and my daughter. I will be very opened to her. Just yesterday I was discussing intimacy issues with my second sister who is getting married soon and noticed she felt very free discussing such issues with me. And am so sure she wunt discuss such with my mum.

Its not like my mum is wicked,strict or doesn't give room to openly discussions on any issues we might have. But I think kids just don't feel comfy discussing such issues with their parents,so they tend to get such info from wrong places which either turns out good or bad.

KanwuliaJara:
Not applicable!!!!! Thank my lucky stars and AMERICA THE MOST BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! The LAST thing on my mind is a man! I gatz mine . . . . And some "jaras"!
To whom it may concern!
Some women gave birth to MONKEYS and GOATS and rejoiced they had blokoses! I pray my daughters get GOOOOOOD MEN! Na all TIN wey dey h-ansa "man" be MAN?

Chai. LWKMD. You this woman. Lol

Nice one op,thanks for sharing.

@ cococandy. Don't understand the part of mothers not raising their not to have OrGasm. Please elaborate if you don't mind.

Ewuro4:
Do they really eat it or just superstition?

Yes they eat it oo big time. One of my dogs once fell a victim like 6 years ago and it so pained me.

SAMBARRY:
I will gladly help you



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[color=#000033] Don't mind SAMBARRY.

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Lollz [/color]

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Ceeesaw:
There is no exageration in what I said earlier. And am not even trying to make fun of him, because I think his is related to a chronic illness. Its better experienced.. the odour is baaad

he must be very much aware of his situation then. God help him he finds a solution to his problem

Ceeesaw:
Op its like you saw my situation yesterday in the office before posting this.
One of the big ogas in my office has a terrible mouth odour. His own is so bad that if you stay close to him for so long your cloth will start smelling like his mouth. You can even perceive it if you are sitting across the table where he is sitting.
Ysterday he came to to print some documents with my system cos his own wasn't working.. I wanted to die. The 10 mins he spent in my office felt like 10 weeks as I could not breath or swallow saliva.for that duration.
This man is married with kids. It leaves me to wonder how his wife copes. why has no friend or his wife found a remedy for him.

I think you kinda exaggerating the situation. How can your clothes begin to smell like someone's breath because you where close to him for some minutes.

SAMBARRY:
exactly. Just find one pink and white bow and tie on its neck and tail if it's a woman and if it's a man hang all this 50 cent chain on his neck

Lobatan. Chai I don die. Lol

Royalroy. Where @ thou