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SAMBARRY:
e taya me o.


na dina fool wey provoke me and I don taya to dey reply all im insults na so I use the report button . As I test am I see say e go delete im post. I con say ehen na so e be.na im I turn the report button to my instrument of attack indiscriminately. As e dey insult me I go press report sotey I lie on top im head say e dey do something detrimental to the success of nl as reason for deleting bet one moderator see say I over do am na in e con lock my Monica bet today






I give all glory to God that the e.bad belles, those who no want make i drink water drop cup, they have been disgraced

Chai. I don laugh die. Like seriously my ribs are cracking. Loooooooolllll

Cynluv:
My white wedding/traditional marriage is on the 31th dec 2015...pls when is the right time to start preparing/booking?

NOW is not too early. The earlier the better. Lots of experience from my clients who planned/dint book early. Not a nice experience. Best wishes.

jaz:
must confess i am really getting bored and tired of being a dad and husband. really tiring full time job... and i got a paid job already feel like going on leave or something

Are you from the woods? Sure you are kidding right Who gets tired of being a DAD? God help you o.

edwife:
We are fine dear,hope y'all are fine too?

We all are doing great sis to the glory of God.

edwife:
Lol,does such a woman even exist?

I tire o my sister, no mind the guy, he never grow. He go tay for market well well. How are you and all yours sis edwife..

angelTI:

That awkward moment when your child does any of these and you don't know what to do. Is it to beat the child mercilessly, hug him/her or even start crying as the parent

I tell you sis, you just look at them and smile. just about an hour ago, my younger son threw his shirt inside the dustbin and I was looking for the shirt, till I swept and saw the shirt in the pin. my elder son after eating to his full practically put rice in his nostrils and was crying. lol

kids are funny and adorable angels, my younger son practically sleeps across my head or his dad's, or with his legs on my face. that seems to be the perfect position for getting a good sleep. God bless our children. IJN

ComrEmmanuel:
I personally believe that its not every woman you fall in love with is someone you want to have for a wife. Personally, I don't fall in love with a girl if I don't see myself marrying her in the future. I think its better that way.
If you’re really planning on spending the rest of your life with one woman, you better make sure she’s the right one. Here are few signs that she’s not a wife material:

1. She Can’t (Or Won’t) Cook
2. She’s A Gossip.
3. She Compares You To Her Exes.
4. She’s Clingy.
5. She Complains When You Go Out With The Guys.
6. She Thinks She Can Change You.
7. She’s Too Jealous.
8. She Is daddy's girl.
9. She Doesn’t Trust You.
10. She’s Controlling.
13. She Has No Confidence in herself.
14. She Criticizes Your Hobbies.
15. She Doesn’t Think You’re Awesome.
16. Her parents takes care of all her needs.
17. When The Going Gets Tough For You, She Gets Out The Door.
18. It’s Your Second Date And She’s Already Talking About Marriage.
19. She Doesn’t Get Along with her mother.
20. She Gets Along With Her Mother Too Well.
21. She Starts To Cry Every Time .
22. She Uses Sex As A Tool.
23. She argues all the time.
24. She Has No Sense Of Humor.
25. She Wants The Relationship To Be All About Her
26. She Is Lazy.
27. She Doesn’t Support You.
28. She Hates Your Friends.
29. She Has No Hopes And Dreams Of Her Own.
30. She Doesn’t Support You.
31. She’s Cheated Before.
32. She Never Goes Out With The Girls.
33. She’s Not In The Mood… All the time.
34. She Changes Her Mind Too Often.
35. She’s A Complainer.
36. She’s Not Comfortable In Her Own Skin.
37. She Has Nothing In Common With You.
38. She’s Not Your Best Friend.
39. She Slept With You On The First Date.
40. She Pops Her chewing Gum a lot.
41. She Likes Mischief.
42. She Wants You To Give Something Up.
43. She is always right.
44. She’s Had Three Or More Dicks In Her Ass.
45. Her Vagina Has A Bad Smell.

haha, all of this long list only for a woman naw a o.
I doubt if you will ever get married in this life.

Tell your wife about it and send both your brother and your maid out of your house asap. What insolence!! Your brother has no respect for you whatsoever and your maid as well.

The both of them should leave your home.

Dinvictus:
Hi, what set were u? I finished in 2001

Awwww no I dint finish in FGGC owerri. Good to meet you here though. *winks*

Gboliwe:
You schooled in FGGC? Then you must know Aunty Lizzy Mba (she was my guardian. I did two terms in my Jss1 and left the school)

@topic, I have never seen it done this way before but I have participated a couple of times in processing oil but in the modern way at the mill. This method should be very strenuous and tiring and won't work for a farmer with a large output in mind.

BTW, the girl doing this is pretty. Prettier than that one trying to demean her.

Wow seriously,I think I remember that name but can't place her face. my gaurdian was mrs iwagwu and mrs okereke then. I soo loved the school song ( the guns of battles were all silent....) It was the best song then. My hostel was the first hostel after the gate, just beside mrs okereke's house ( she is fair, short and always on jerry curls).

It was real fun then, expecially with lots of rumours about madam koin koin, bush baby and that nobody ever touched the school fence that anyone that did died.

I left during otokoto o, my mum and grandma were to worried about it.

Ewuro4:
B00bless masher ? Gosh , no wonder the thing sweet on its own

Lol. Yes ooo. As long as the palm oil cooks well, nothing dey happen. And I haven't ever heard any bad thing about palm oil except that too much of it is bad which also applies to every other things.

My palm oil : equals to : ofada stew on point and afang soup. *winks*

greatgod2012:
Wow! Thanks, sis, you're awesome!
May you also be remembered for good things in Jesus name.
Na wine i need from you!
@taryour, i need big chocolate cake from you!
@Edwife, coolers of fried and jollof rice.
Thanks all!

Most definately egbon. Please send me a text with your number ma. Very very important and urgent. Been wanting to pass an info to you o, my phone crashed and I lost all my contact. Thanks sis.

coogar:
are you kidding me?
this has been in existence since the fall of man in eden. sometimes the women are waist-deep in the palm oil with their dirty wrappers, spitting & sweating. it's what it is.....

Yea very true. Once sighted a woman doing this tying only wrapper and one of her bOobs was practically uncovered.
Palm oil na palm oil jare, make soup dey sweet dey go. Lol

Ewuro4:
That'll hurt. Palm kernels are hard. Hmmm



Cool. but you just made me wanna dump my Nigerian made Palm oil. So you used the process as a form of buffing your feet callus? Jeez.

I heard dodo ikire is processed same way too.

CC: Tayour

Lol, if I dint open this thread I wouldn't know you mentioned me. * taryour* . Goodevening sis. Like you know how much I love dodo ikire I so love it I can't have enough of it but truthfully I don't even know how its prepared, I only know they use over ripe plantain, pepper and palm oil. Another thing I love like dodo ikire is *adun* .

Funny enough I used to wish I had the chance to do this palm kennel stuff o but I never got the chance too. While I schooled in imo state okigbwe road ( FGGC Owerri ) * during otokoto crises * I used to spend my midterm with my guardian, her eldest daughter does it and I usually begged her to let me do but she always refused, so I just sit and watch her. Lol

veave:
You say she is your woman?




Ok.




Why not marry her properly next weekend. Make sure you buy a ring with a very big stone. That way, you do not get to park outside anymore when you come to pick her. Rather, you walk in and say hi to her boss first, then help her with her handbag.




You did not pay for something, the other person did not pay too. And you came here to ask me how you can own what you did not pay for. Are you a thief? Both of you should be deceiving yourselves. Mtchwwwwwwwwww.

Eod. LWKMD. Chai, nairaland is never boring. Lol

byvan03:
Thanks a lot dear, you are a Geminian too? That's cool . I was expecting one of your lovely cakes .


Amen to that prayer .

Oh my bad. All for you sis, just you alone.

edwife:
Greatgod Happy Birthday!

i am confused about the date but i know 3 of us are june babies.Never too late,never too early

My birthday wish for you is that happiness and love surround you, not only on your special day, but always.

https://www.picgifs.com/graphics/h/happy-birthday/graphics-happy-birthday-161793.gif

You are june also? Wow that's great. Happy birthday in advance to you sis. Many many more years in greatness and God blessings.

byvan03:
Thanks sweet .

Happy birthday sis. Many many more years in joy, rest of mind and success in all you do. God keep you safe and in good health with your family.

I soo love the month on june. Am also gonna be a year older on the 19th.

Babymama1:
Set him up
Let her pretend to go along with the plan with concrete text evidence then arrange to have sex with the boss and you and her show up at the planned location

I agree with this op. In addition you can threaten to she the text evidence to his wife. BUT you run the risk of loosing your job ** your job is already on the risk anyway buy refusing his advances **

Its either you choose your man and loose your job

pneumaticos:
Tayour,hope you not supporting these guy,i know ladies can be so emotional,

But these how men addresss men,....two years and no job..so he means there is nothing he could have done to raise rent money over this period

Two is better than one,a working working husband and wife can neva go broke except something dey follow them

Make i no vex abeg

I quite understand you bro, it is well and you have a point. I guess the op dint want to go into full details of what he has done and not done in the past 2 years ( I could be wrong though,just a guess ).

pneumaticos:
Did you marry as a boy or a man,what have you been doing since you lost your job,

The reason your story is a.trash is becos your wife is engaged in some working and you happy forking her pussy while doing nothing,

What you wrote means that ur wife is feeding you and your kid

This means you cant feed yourself

Sior

You really do not have to be so harsh on him. Even if you can't help him, one or two words of encouragement would go a long way.


@ op it is well with your family. Have faith,help is on the way.

tearoses:
Sorry dear
I am known to have serious fights with my bag mobile phone and we sometimes dont talk for 2 days

it's ok sis, no problem at all. How are you and all yours.

about a week ago, on my Facebook business page, I was having a chat with a client when a message popped up. to my surprise the message was from a certain pastor sam Adeyemi, Immediately daystar came to my head and I wondered how and when I ever became friends with him on Facebook cause in the first place I do not fellowship with daystar, though i often listen to his programmes on TV. below is what transpired.
initially I dint want to bring this up and just laughed if off, but on a second thought decided to for those that might have gotten the message as well cause it's FRAUD, and the compassionate ones could fall victim.

tearoses:
Wow where have I been

Congrats sis . . .I am so happy for you

God bless the new baby and may he always be a source of joy to you all.

Hope your'e taking things easy. Rest and delegate pls.

Big kissess from aunty tearoses to him

& big hugs to you too moca

Sis I see you o. You not responding to your messages ma.

@tgirl4real let's talk omo iya mi, I lost your contacts.

@ cococandy
glad to hear that sis. Do have a lovely day.* hugs*


Goodmorning house. Wishing every family fun room posters a lovely and stress free day.

cococandy:
that's a cute cake
Aww

Did you make that?

Thanks sis. NO I dint make it, my boss did. Trust you doing great and all yours. *winks*

moca:
Hmn.....
Where dem dey?
Lovinam,
Efemenaxy,
Ifyalways,
Kimoni,
Babe3
Smartmom,
Tearoses,
Edwife,
Babyosisi,
Cococandy,
Chillisause
And others

Oya, omugwo mood activated

Make una bring mmiri uda as una dey come o!

Celebrate and thank God with me.
BBB yesterday afternoon.

Very many many many congrats to you sweerie. God bless your new born and bless your home too. Welcome home honey,we all love you.

cococandy:
this thread is hot.
Ngwa caracta talk your own.

Indeed sis. Never a dull moment with folks on nairaland.

jaybee3:
Awww I like birthdays.... I love to party
Oya send my invite sharpish
Wish you same

Sure boss, come june 19th by the grace of God.

Idowuogbo:
*pops champagne* come and celebrate my freedom with me e....ko easy mehn....

lmao......

Idowuogbo:
Which one be yea right? That 170k make sense gan oo...walai on tempt mi.

abi na omo Iyami mi, the offer is very tempting and only for a short while though. winks

jaybee3:
Yes naaaa

I don't why 'em witches are following me from my village

Happy new month Oga pata pata

lmao, good morning to you too boss. how you doing and all yours? its my month and am so looking forward to my birthday. Happy new month. do have a blesses week.