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My name is tina
I come from argentina
I drink maltina
To make me thinner

Exercise book
Edet x edet, rice customer , i see edet, beans oloko oloko kase

Memories...growing up is overrated

I don't blame the guy, i hate that bbnaija show too, including zee world

Dogasas:
Madam keep quiet there. If this is how you go to different guys houses and be spreading your national flag anyhow for their bathroom then please change. Put the dirty thing inside your bag and go back to where you came from.

Shut up your stinking mouth, efulefu, what's bad in sundrying undies, its because you date dirty girls thats why they tie it up and keep them to rot, hereby imbreeding germs and infections, i wash and sundry my panties everyday no matter where i find myself, come and beat me, i'm in my house

I once lost a very good neighbour to cancer, one of the worse diseases out there, r.i.p sound sultan, my favourite track remains motherland

DubaiLandLord:
With this your cute face

Lol, dem no dey do am for face o, else dem go run you street

Onitsha, den of thieves and robbers, if you think you are mad, try onitsha, i always have my sixth sense working once i'm there, go to registered parks to board vehicles and never tell them you are a new bie, i always act mean and arrogant once i'm there, na who you wan scam

Stupid ass question, my mum never bath me as a child , it was usually my elder brother in the morning when going to school and in the evening my dad when he gets back from work, he usually come home earlier, i don't know what the society is turning to these days, sick minded people everywhere, what about female kids that are so close to their father they tell them their first ever menstruation before their mum, i once had a friend who told me her dad bought her her first pad,lectured her about cycle before her mother arrived, the world is truely turning upside down

I'll say a year+, you can get the child toys like get him actively learning and nursery rhymes to sing along , parents atimes leave everything for the teacher and thats not proper, you should also participate in your baby's learning

It could be a learning disorder, there is one for letters and one for numbers

I pray karma doesnt come calling soon, imagine a whole six years

What's wrong if you correct her...

Make your research and look for schools with 180 + as cut off, then change your course of study, you can study computer science rather than engineering, prepare hard for post- utme, I've seen a lot of people score low in jamb but high in post utme, yet they were given admission, good luck

Like the girls care, if you like become a reverend father, that's your headache, the internet is far from reality

Last time i checked, things are still expensive in the market

Sometimes this mouth odour of a thing could be from the stomach, maybe ulcer or something like that

NobleSeed:
potentials in what sense? And why didn't you input some potentials in him?

Lol, i don't owe you any explanation, but let me explain further, someone saw me in church n on the evening of same day walk up to my dad to ask for my hand in marriage, lol, if you don't have the balls to walk up to me, that is a no no for me, also i saw him once and never liked him, too lukewarm, someone who seems like he wouldn't be able to make smart moves when he comes to family and others, still a no no, the reality is, my husband must be intelligent enough to challenge me to improve on myself and all, he lacked that, we were just not a match, me getting married to such person is dissapointing myself and many others, and I'm not a big fan of arrangee marriages , i should be able to know what i'm getting into,

Yes, he lacked potentials

[quote author=heniford2 post=102558573]That's how this lady last week in mall I was buying stuff step on my toes I called her up about it she snub me touching her again she slap me oh boy I lost it I did not know when I punch her in eye straight and she fell down people rush at me I held my peace one guy was even trying to threaten me I shunned him up, woman can be arrogant and stupid you need to keep them in check always[/quote
You should have ignored her, but i don't get why people find it difficult to say a simple sorry and let things slide, i hope you did not disfigure her eye sha, i don't think i can ever slap a guy no matter the provocation.

Last thing I'll ever do, and it's rampant in Abuja, i hardly allow men into my apartment, it's a rule i have, talk more of cohabiting with someone who isn't my husband, some guys would say I'm harsh

@op, i don't know the level of frustration and want you must have been to warrant you to sell your kidney but I'm not here to judge you, my candid advice is to be wise, it's one thing to be in control of money it's another thing to keep it, please do not spend on frivolous things, look for a means to sustain your wealth, avoid fake friends and be on a low key, don't live a flashy life, and the paramount one, keep tabs on your health, you have one kidney now, don't do difficult or physically draining tasks, wish you best of luck

My sincere opinion, you both are no longer teenagers and are old enough to start up a family, convince her to keep the baby, support her and assure her that everything will be fine, tell your families and loved ones, highest tongues will wag and heaven will not fall, the ones that genuinely care about you guys will support you all the way, best of luck

Romanoff:
I am married.

But I fear for the young girls these days who have to be independent before marriage only to end up marrying stingy men who dodge from responsibilities.

You said it all sis, I'm currently facing one right now, dude is in France, very manipulative and jealous brat, the worse part is his stinginess, damn, is not like i have demanded anything but he is damn stingy, now I'm about to put him on a test that I'm not feeling fine, if his reaction is cold and non chalant, apart from the money, I'm dumping his cheap ass off, sometimes it's not about the money, they become very mean , it's like a protective shield so you don't ask them for money, if you can't give me money as a girlfriend is it when i become your better half you would release it

igwe44:
I came to Abuja December 2018 without Knowing anyone, I paid for a selfcon 150k without having a job, January 2019 I got a teaching job of 20k, I tought for 6month before I got another job in an hotel with salary of 50k, work for almost one year before Corona virus came and we where ask to go, stayed at home for 7month. Got another job last year October in an hospital with salary of 110k. God has been faithful to me, just trust in God, it might not be easy but don't give up, keep believing and one day your story will change. Am still trusting God for more bigger jobs. No job is too small, start from somewhere, one day your time will come and always but your hope and faith in God never but your hope in men.

Waow, I'm going through this same phase you went through right now, but i won't give up

Xsolutions:
Really? I've heard many English students say same thing. What is particularly difficult in those courses?

That is where you will see the calculus and further mathes of English , , you can make a simple sentence and you would be asked to analyze that sentence, in English term it's "transcribe", by the time you are done your note is full, mad course, how can a sentence like Eze goes to school result to four full pages, worse part was i offered those courses at my finals, i was so scared that i took it like a do or die affair, an extra year was not an option , then semantics, that one was another thing entirely, have you ever been in a situation where you don't understand a single thing from a course, i can still remember what i was taught on other courses till date, but semantics, it's like i took that course in the spirit realm. I can't remember a single thing...

Oga let me ask you a question, are you saying that you and your wife are having this misunderstanding because she refused to collect money from an apprentice, if so, then the fracas is totally uncalled for, you guys are married o, not in a relationship, you have to compromise on some things, and again, you said she came home and prepared noodles for you, talking about food and all, it doesn't matter the kind of food, it could be some sort of peace offering, she knows you are upset and she is trying to make amends, you telling her to get out of your face was rash, uncalled for, you sound like a bitter person, who hardly let things slide, and you need to change that attitude, if you want your marriage to work, I'm not trying to say your wife is a saint, and i know how we women behave, but you have to ignore somethings to get along with your partner, i pray that God grant you a peaceful and loving home.

Semantics, syntax

czarr:
Girls love their face, you do not need to fight all of them, just destroy the two front teeth of one of them and watch the others scamper for their dear lives.

Yes I support beating the living daylight out of women in self defense, come and beat me.

Do you know you are a mad man, where is the asylum, one of your patients ran out today, ode

Family, gratitude, connection

One of my favourite soups apart from afang, that one is my holy grail, it consist of vegetables, ugu(pumpkin leaves and water leave), just make sure you put enough, crayfish, mangala fish, stock fish and cowskin, and it needs enough palm oil, you can also add periwinkle if you want , you don't need much water in the soup, cos the leaves especially water leave contains water already, i only use the small stock i got from the meat as water.

Who still banks with access, I once shared a tip here on how to avoid this kinda scenario,
1. Whenever you want to pay for a good or services online, make sure the account you are using is not your main account, make sure it doesn't contain most of your saving, these scammers perpetuate these acts through online transactions where you ignorantly reveal your bank details or card
2. Do not use your savings account for p. o. s transactions, most of these pos guys collaborate with scammers and theives. Have an alternate account for pos and online transactions
2 Your savings account should be void of any ATM card or ussd code, in short in your mind that account doesn't exist, whenever you need money transfer the money to an account with ATM, always make sure your ATM account is always reading 0.00 naira, only use it to withdraw money or transactions
4. Save your money in a bank with a pretty good cyber security, i recommend uba, zenith or Standard chartered bank.

What do you expect from people that think Africa is a country , i wonder if they are being taught geography in their schools, so dumb yet bragging