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omowolewa:
Addicted to Gambling and you still looking for money.

Tackle gambling first before tackling poverty.

If you kill yourself, you will still continue to gamble in heaven (except you don't believe in heaven), so settle it here on earth or you will need to commit another suicide in heaven.

Goodluck

paix:
You had offended God even before the pregnancy - sex before marriage.

finalauthority:
Doctors and specialists in the house please help.
I have been having this constant chest pain,heart palpitation and weakness of my left arm. whenever i wake from sleep, i discover the left arm is always numb.
i have visited top hospitals in portharcourt, i have been subjected to different laboratory test including troponin I, ECG, ECHO, ENDOSCOPY,URINE MTC etc, no issues were discovered. i have been placed on different medications from the various general doctors and cardiologist i have met, it is two months now and i am no where close to getting better. I urgently need help on a way out of this messy situation.

Mooh247:




Male species don too suffer for this planet



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iLegendd:
Will She Cheat If You Are Cute, Rich, Great in Bed and Faithful? Look at What Happened.

So, will she cheat on you if you're handsome, tall, rich, great in bed, smart and faithful?

The answer is yes. She will if she wants to and will do it with someone you're richer than, finer than, and even smarter than.

This cute female friend came the house yesterday — tall and fair in complexion. We have known each other since 2020. Her boyfriend possess all the things I listed above. He is a great guy.

When we met, she said she doesn't double date. I didn't even ask her out because I don't ask women out — I just vibe.

I friendzoned her because I don't want to ruin her relationship and her boyfriend was equipped — he's also her Church member. It's a match made in Heaven.

She sneaks to my house once in a while and we cook, watch TV and discuss on my bed, but I don't make attempts.

Yesterday, she came from work at 5 PM to my house and was tired and hungry. I invited her and was supposed to be last Sunday, but my phone was turned off, so she couldn't get to me.

She went to the kitchen, baked garri and ate — the soap was cooked by another female. While she was eating, she told me to get her water from the dispenser. I grabbed a glass, got some water and instead of giving it to her, I drank it.

She looked at me, smiled, and said, "You will still give me water." She finished, washed her plate, and came back to the dining and asked me to get her water.

I grabbed a cup again, but this time, I filled it with hot water from the dispenser and gave it to her. She just burst into laughter and said I'm too stubborn and wicked.

Long story short and 30 minutes later, I took her handbag to my room and came back to carry her to the room as she was busy replying someone on WhatsApp while in front of TV.

Her zipper was open when she was eating and she didn't zip up after she finished eating. While lying on bed, I started talking and it was filled with wisdom, naughtiness, and humor.

I wrapped my hands around her as I say some sweet and naughty things into her ear. "My d*ck is so hard," I said as it rubs on her ass while lying in a spoon position.

"I don't want to f*ck you because you can't handle me," I said. This statement made her want to prove me wrong. Women love challenge and proving a man wrong.

I started rubbing my hand through her clothes and her nipples were so hard — her pupils dilated. She was damn hòrny and so was I. Hers was written all over her face, mood and body language.

We talked for 15 minutes and the conversation naturally moved to me sex and condom.

"I can't c*m with condom. Even without condoms I last too long. Do you prefer raw or with condom?" I asked. "Raw feels better," she answered.

"When last did you speak with your bestie?" I asked. "It's been a month," she replied. "I called her last two weeks and she said school stress is killing her, so I promised to take her out for some fun and she was excited about it. I haven't called her back since then."

"Hmm," she mumured with jealousy in her voice, "Don't break my friend's heart o." "Break her heart how? We are not dating na."

We talked for more minutes again with lots of touching.

I carried her and suspended her on my window to show her one of my favorite sex positions.

I put her in different sex position on bed while our clothes were on and my d*ck hard. I just wanted to prove to her I have the strength carry her around and put her in different bad boy sex positions.

"Why is it that when a woman visits a guy and she wants sex from the guy, but he is acting like a JJC, the woman says, I will soon go, as cue to let the guy know he should do something before something do him?" I asked and she laughed and said, "Ehe na. I will soon go self."

"You see, I talk am." I kissed her forehead and rubbed my hand on her p*ssy through her jean.

I pulled my trouser and showed her the outline of my hard d*ck through my white boxer and I could tell she wanted the rod.

I laid on her body and started more sweet talk as I played with her nipple.

This girl always acts tough and has a little ego because she is beautiful and men are just dying for her.

She has too many options and she loves to brag about how she will never chase a man.

Yes, she doesn't chase me neither do it chase her. She hardly calls me neither do I call her.

Though, I do chatdîct her on WhatsApp once in 3 months.

While we were on bed, discussing, touching and kissing, she talked about how she doesn't like giving men hope and if she doesn't like a guy, she will bluntly tell you that she doesn't like you to avoid wasting your time.

You have a boyfriend and you tell a new admirer you don't like him because you have a boyfriend.

What if you go home that day and go through your boyfriend's phone and come across a message that reveals he slept with another girl, won't you be heartbroken and begin to think of revenge?

"I will," she replied.

Now, if you bluntly chase those new admirers, who will you now use to revenge on him?

We had several sensible and humorous conversations and I was the one talking most of the time (all thanks to the book FemaleSextapes) while she was feeling tired and hòrny at the same time.

"I will like to marry very soon," I said and she laughed and replied, "You can't keep a wife."

"I can," I disputed.

"Why do you think I can't?" I asked.

"You don't know how to give a woman attention. As women, we love attention. If you don't give it to us, we will look for someone who will. You hardly call me or send me a message. Even on my birthday, which you know, you didn't care and I was so upset with you."

"You're right," I replied.

"I don't know how to give a woman attention and I also love some space too. I will work on it, trust me," I replied. "I hear you," she humorously echoed.

I spanked her ass and said, "Don't worry, the day we'll do it will be a special day. Let's not rush it."

put on my trouser, carried her on my back like a caring guy and dropped her on the couch in the living room.

I kissed her forehead and gave her her bag. Immediately, her mom called, but she didn't pick. It was 8 PM at this time.

She's 24 and still under parents' control. She said she can't wait to go for service this year to have some freedom.

Some parents are too protective of their good-looking children. Her mother carry Church for head sha, but the dad is a whatsup man.

I paid for a taxi to take her home. I haven't called since yesterday to know if she has arrived safely. I don't know why I'm so emotionless and less caring even though I'm a kind person.

She left and I decided to use my hand and service myself while fantasizing about her. #Smile.

Am I a coward for not doing it? When a girl is that beautiful and loves it raw, I'm always scared of infection.

The lesson here is,

1. humor,
2. confidence,
3. naughtiness,
4. mystery,
5. control,
6. attention
7. and comfort

will make a woman who is in a perfect relationship cheat. It doesn't matter if her boyfriend is better than you — just have control, a great conversation skill, confidence, abundance mentality, and a sense of humor and any woman will cheat on her man with you. Yes, women love attention, but don't give it too much — learn to be scarce.

The second reason I didn't want to do is, she will fall in love with me and I don't want that. Imagine falling in love with someone like me who doesn't love back no matter how beautiful you are? No be headache be that?

So, in summary, I don't want to hurt her emotionally, sexually, and mentally. Also, I don't want to make her measure her man's performance with mine because I will always win just as I have always been winning and she will always come back for more.

Prevention is better than cure. I don't want emotion to get involved in our friendship. As I type this, another of my female friend is lying on bed náked sleeping, but I won't do anything. I read one of her chats where she told her man I'm just her friend and I'm gay. Wow! Women can lie sha to cover up.

So, we should all learn how to have sexual control, but once in a while sha, knack like a boss and make it memorable.

Let me go and check on the nàked friend on my bed.




This sums up to define who a toothless bulldog is…why will you turn a woman on, with no intention of doing it…Abeg stop this attitude this year, na so dev*l take start

iLegendd:
Why use Samsung when you can use iPhone or Oppo?

Nuelzi:
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