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Buhari is preparing for third term
In the process of trying to go for third term, Crisis will erupt there will be massive clamp down on people which will trigger division in the military and there will be a Coup. I saw young fair fair guy taking over from Buhari, the emergence of the Military will draw the eyes of the world a d then Nigeria will have no choice but to follow the part of disintegration.
This is what I saw

Autojosh you went and snapped inside town and you are calling this dirt please just go to Lagos Badagry road by Iyana Iba down to Okokomaiko and see where human beings are living in Lagos. Honestly speaking once my online business starts generating atleast 200k per month for me, I am off Lagos. The City is just too stressful to live in. Just yesterday I have to trek a very long distance because Okada and even busses we're we're stuck up in a messy traffic.

Children of this days
That Cassava in between man's leg and that hole in between Woman's leg will destroy Una Future oh.

Smart Guy I must say
DICKson is just a greedy man

Ok

Ok
Meanwhile
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Ok

UK will as usual turn to Nigeria to continue their neo colonialism.

Homeboiy:
Hahajjaja see as people de trek from main gate ugbowo to ring road as everywhere block.

I like the protest

Wetin cause this kind traffic for Benin City

So what the Bleep should I do now

Where?

harlee:
Its not as easy as written down,u still need cash,how do u move around when u don't even have 50# to take bike to ur bus stop.

Then you trek
I once treked from Egbeda to Ikeja to look for Job
But today i am Co Founder of a Media Company and also a Real Estate Consultant with a Big Real Estate Firm in Lagos
You have to keep moving no matter the hurdles, no matter the challenges.

johnmartus:
Burati and his men should be warming up by now. Kill them like you do to bokoharram.Terrorist is a terrorist they have no second name.

Oh YES Just the way barbaric Fulani herder is raping your mother and killing your father in your tiny Hamlet in Ogbomosho

If not for money many Yorubas would have married our girls finish
I once lived in a Yoruba dominated area some years back, in my street all you will see is stone faces with disconfigured ass but the day I went to Ojo Alaba to be precise, Omo come see fresh Igbo Chicks every where. No be person tell me to relocate immediately to Ojo.
Infact Igbo Amaka
Don't bother quoting me, this story was TOLDED to me by a Friend

Not my FESTAC
It must be Festac of Iyana Ipaja
We are not this jobless haba

Ok

I love this girl

Good move

Aso Villa Road
Miss Aso

Now are you waiting for a prophet to tell you that your wife is seeing another man. All you need to do now is to involve a third party she respects, if they could not resolve it file for divorce and have peace of mind. You cannot marry and kill yourself. It is better to remain a chronic bachelor than to marry a bad wife. Sorry Bro

Just like someone said on Twitter
"People will rush to appreciate you on Twitter and Instagram but will rush to Nairaland immediately to bash you."
Seems the guy is correct.
Meanwhile this post is nothing but stupidity and display of adult behaving like kids all for social media fame that will vanish before I will climb Nkechi and come down.

All these English on top gutter Job
This man is the greatest ass lickers of all time
The more he tries to please his slave master the more he looks stupid.

She will die before her son marries so that she as a mother in-law will not be the cause of their divorce.

Why will you sit in the front and abandone her at the back sit like your maid. Meanwhile this girl will make your marriage a hell if you walk down the aisle with her.

If you have money you will be automatically be funny.

EXLOVER:
I remember when i was very broke, I was thinking i was very ugly, although i'm very romantic both in words and attitude but i hardly get a girl.

But when i started making change, and i upgrade my dress sense always smelling nice. The way girls come around me i'm even sometimes get tired of it. I sometimes want to scare them away by telling them that i don't do relationship, I just want to fvck and make you happy, most of them are fine with my style cause i want disturb your present relationship, I sometimes get to meet their boyfriend after fvcking the girls, some of the boyfriends feel intimidated. I don't spend them, I spend only on the first fvck, the next time you want to fvck me i bill you, no time for free sex.


Moral lesson : Make money o, if you get money na woman go wan use style collect your contact by asking you question like are you on Facebook? Then as a sharp guy reply i don't do Facebook let me add you on WhatsApp. All this girls the moment you fvck them dey go begin feel special and start commenting on all you pictures on social media. (Diick madness)

All these long write up this morning on top Puna
The honey pot between the women's leg can make some men crazy.

Olawale Yusuf the Founder of Techpoint said he learnt web design and development here in nairaland. That is to show you the impact Nairaland has made.

You will see them here shouting
Piglets
Portopo region
5%
Biafra
Ipod
Cownu
They leave their brother to die in prison and come to masturbate on Biafra issues.
Onye ya na ndi off mmanu na emeko I he kwesiri ikpachara Anya ya. Ndi a aburo mmadu ma ncha.

Jude bring your two siblings back
What manner of big brother are you?