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TV/Movies / Re: Chidi Mokeme Returns As Host Of Gulder Ultimate Search 10 by telexfree1: 2:18pm On Sep 24, 2013
Yaaaaaaayy.
Politics / Re: FG Orders Withdrawal Of Diplomatic Passports From Senators And HOR Members by telexfree1: 6:23pm On Sep 22, 2013
homesteady:

Yes he was the prime! Just like how you are the prime of Nairaland grin

grin grin grin
Lots of ignoramuses here
Politics / Re: FG Orders Withdrawal Of Diplomatic Passports From Senators And HOR Members by telexfree1: 6:20pm On Sep 22, 2013
crown777: Jonathan met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, "How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria."

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"

David Cameron walked into the room and said,"Yes, your majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered, "that would be me."

"Yes, very good," said the Queen.

Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President Sambo.

JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?

SAMBO: "I'm not sure, let me get back to you."

He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora Akunyili. Sambo asked, Dora,

SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?"

Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!" Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"

Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan.

Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's Dora Akunyili!

Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am surrounded by Dummies! The answer is David Cameron!"

WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT?


I rest my case..

Stale

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Music/Radio / Re: Blackface Signs N52M Record Deal With Franchise Events Limited by telexfree1: 11:54pm On Sep 21, 2013
Sports / Re: ‘I Was Better Than Maldini’ - Taribo West by telexfree1: 11:14pm On Sep 20, 2013
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paolo_Maldini

Paolo Cesare Maldini (born 26 June 1968) is a former Italian footballer who played as a left or central defender, being adept with either foot although naturally right footed. He spent all 25 seasons of his career at Serie A club Milan, before retiring at the age of 41 in 2009, becoming a symbol and a legend of the club. During that period, he won the Champions League five times, as well as seven Serie A titles, one Coppa Italia, five Supercoppa Italiana, five European Super Cups, two Intercontinental Cups. He played for 14 years for the Italian national team, making his debut in 1988 before retiring in 2002 with 126 caps and four World Cup participations.


Why you guys making fun of Taribo nah ? grin grin

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Politics / Re: Buhari Threatens To Quit Apc Over National Publicity Secretary Position by telexfree1: 10:57pm On Sep 20, 2013
Policewoman: I always knew that APC merger was a fluke tongue Buhari has nothing to offer neither has Tifnubu.

Missed ya. Where hav you been all this while ?
Politics / Re: Are Prophet Suleiman's Prophecies Coming To Pass? by telexfree1: 1:00pm On Sep 20, 2013
Page bookmarked.
Politics / Re: Lagos State Residents Registration Unveiled. Fashola PICS by telexfree1: 9:38am On Sep 20, 2013
rodbel:


Looooool. You sound extremely pained. Next time think before you make a post aii.

Thank me later!

Nah. Not pained. Actually , that he typed up so much rubbish (an invective laden essay) to prove a point doesn't make him smarter than the guy he was trying to correct.
And thinking about the amount of time/energy expended, he's actually a phoool. I know you agree. Lol
Politics / Re: Lagos State Residents Registration Unveiled. Fashola PICS by telexfree1: 10:29pm On Sep 19, 2013
Kairoseki77: ,

Are you slow?

I am not being mean, I am genuinely curious.

Have you even left your village, or the small confines of your state? Have you ever stepped foot outside of Nigeria? Ever in your life?

I have honestly not heard anyone string sentences together and make so little sense.

In every country on the planet you must register as a resident of the state you reside in. There is nothing "indigenous" about it. This is not your tribal census.

You utilize the resources of the state in which you reside. (So you must pay taxes) Are you planning on not paying taxes to give back to the state that provides for you? If so, please leave immediately. You are a deadbeat and will not be welcome anywhere on Earth, not even in your brother's house.

In the US, your only form of identification is your STATE ID. You car, has a STATE license plate. You pay local, STATE, and federal taxes. You vote in your STATE elections, and even get a voter card issued by your STATE dept of elections. The reasons for this are endless.

We are not savages living in an endless jungle, like they must do in your village. To have a functioning society people must have addresses, ID cards, and pay taxes. None if that exists in Nigeria, but it exists in Lagos State. If you can't handle being a big boy, pack your bags and go hug a lion.

Eko oni baje o. Daft tribalists will never slow down progress.

Seriously - The fact that you have not thought at ALL about what a State ID is, and what it's purpose is, has confirmed the level of ignorance in this country.


Phool.

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Sports / Re: Racism Allegation: Keshi Answers FIFA Query by telexfree1: 10:02am On Sep 19, 2013
colombiana: Mtcheeew!!!!! Kip geting problems with every body keshi ur ego go soon write u check wen ur body nor fit ever ever cash

Stupid.
Science/Technology / Re: Nigerian Uses Magnets To Prove Homosexuality Is Wrong by telexfree1: 9:26pm On Sep 17, 2013
Evil Brain: Lets look at it this way: Oil and water are opposites and they don't mix.

That means that men and women shouldn't mix either. I just proved beyond doubt that heterosexuality is wrong and against nature.

Where do I collect my Nobel prize?

In the land of stupidity .

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Politics / Re: 40 Soldiers Killed, 65 Missing In Boko-Haram Ambush by telexfree1: 9:23pm On Sep 17, 2013
Idoma Likita: Lord Jesussss!!!
An Entire Battalion Wiped Out just Like That??

God Forbid!!
But come to think of it! Even if the Air strike was called off, does it mean 105 TRAINED INFANTRYMEN cannot Hold their ground against Ragtags for Hours until Reinforcement Comes From HQTRS?
Why didn't the Field Commanders adopt a Defensive Stance and Conduct an Orderly Retreat to save the men??

For Christsake, is this the Same Nigerian Army whose Platoons Held their own under Ambush in Deep Liberian Jungles??

Its either some of the Soldiers turned their Weapons on their Comrades on the Battlefied, or the figures are greatly exaggerated or they went into the fray without bullets or they panicked and fled in disarray or sumtin...I don't know!
I'm too angry to think straight!
R.I.P to the Dead!

GEJ: Reshuffle your Service Chiefs or go down in Infamy!

I think the element of surprise was completely lost. Infact seems like they were expected and the hunter became the hunted. Don't forget also that the locals had better knowledge of the terrain .
Politics / Re: Nigeria Spent N4.7B To Import Umbrellas & Headgear In 3 Months by telexfree1: 10:31pm On Sep 16, 2013
This reminds me of 'FG buys 53 gold IPhones'
Sports / Re: Enyimba Vs Warri Wolves Federation Cup Final 2013 Match Pictures: by telexfree1: 3:22pm On Sep 16, 2013
The People's elephant
Business / Re: Africa’s Richest (from Nigeria) Land In Nairobi. by telexfree1: 11:57am On Sep 13, 2013
Fresia01: Since i was born til nw dat am getting old, nufin have chngd!
1> d richer are getn richer, while d poor are getn poorerp
2> ASUU have neva completd a strike free academic session
3> mr seun have neva called me on phone or sent me an email
4> i have neva being banned b4 on nairaland!
5> nobody have eva liked my comment b4 on nairaland!
6> mr yuzedo's wife @rita have nt grown taller!
P.s> dat article z 2 lengthy 2 read 4rn begining 2 d END i dnt have TIME 2 read it all dats y i deceided 2 write Oda THINGS so dat i wil nt be jux a viewier!

Unbelievable !!
Politics / Re: 890 Traders Displaced As Enugu Demolishes Old Park Market by telexfree1: 11:04am On Sep 13, 2013
Did I just read somewhere that the same govt had collected millions of naira as rent in advance ?

Why does govt keep trying to make sweeping changes without first providing a viable fall back alternative

Same thing I commented on this topic :

https://www.nairaland.com/1436223/onitsha-shut-down-over-drugs-ban/2#18072778
Religion / Re: Did God Create People Before Adam And Eve? by telexfree1: 4:43pm On Sep 12, 2013
Judas2013: no evidence god created anything. only the fools believe it did


There's also no evidence that you are not more dead than alive
Politics / Re: Onitsha Shut-down Over Drugs Ban Protests by telexfree1: 3:51pm On Sep 12, 2013
I don't see the need for the protests .
Government wants to ban sale of drugs in the open market. That's fine .
The value chain line from manufacturer - wholesaler - retailer - consumer should be strictly monitored.
For both imported drugs and locally made ones, there should be an approved list of manufacturers . ( there probably is already )
The manufacturers should have a list of their approved distributors ( wholesalers) in each state.
The wholesalers in turn should have a list of retailers within and outside the state whom they sell to.
And finally the retailers should be able to dispense O.T.C drugs to anybody while prescription drugs on doctors orders only
Hospitals, chemists and pharmacies qualify as retailers and should be able to buy directly from wholesalers they are registered with

Any business man can be a wholesaler/distributor , but only experts should be allowed as retailers

Its easy to enforce for local manufacturers. For the imported drugs however, the customs service should ensure that drug cargo coming in from blacklisted countries should be promptly confiscated. E.g if a ship sails in from Somalia carrying drug cargo and the FG/ministry of health does not have any approved manufacturer in that country, then such a cargo should be seized promptly and the importer arrested for knowingly doing business with a non-compliant country.
Even in such a country where FG has about one or two approved manufacturers for export to Nigeria, the customs will still need to engage the services of pre-shipment inspectors. Because some unscrupulous business men could buy cheap fake drugs and change the packet to resemble that of an approved manufacturer's in that same country.

Locally, there should be periodic checks by mystery shoppers who inspect the retailers' and wholesalers' stock periodically

I believe some of these structures are already in place. The problem is when the govt decides to make sweeping changes without offering any viable alternatives. ( Just like the fuel subsidy removal of last year. Subsidy removal in itself is a good thing but the refineries were not working so the purpose was defeated as we would have had to continue importing fuel )

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Celebrities / Re: Chinedu Ikedieze And Wife On Vacation In Minnesota, USA (PHOTO) by telexfree1: 1:54pm On Sep 12, 2013
grin grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: 12 Years After September 11, Haunting Memories Of Terror Attack by telexfree1: 12:55pm On Sep 11, 2013
I was on forced holiday on Sept 11, 2001. ASUU strike tinz. Watched on TV
Politics / Re: Lagos Police Command Rank Top In Africa by telexfree1: 12:25pm On Sep 11, 2013
Good news
Romance / Re: Fake Hymen For Sale In Abuja From N9,000 to N15,000 by telexfree1: 3:22pm On Sep 10, 2013
Osahon7: ABEG WETIN BE HYMEN? NA BISCUIT?

Yes
A type of biscuit made in panama

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Borno & Yobe From A JTF Nairalander. by telexfree1: 2:49pm On Sep 10, 2013
Battle front pix please.
Music/Radio / Re: Ice Prince Ft. French Montana - I Swear by telexfree1: 2:22pm On Sep 10, 2013
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Urges Students Not To Give-up On Nigeria by telexfree1: 10:53am On Sep 09, 2013
A good one from a conscientious governor. But should it be government working with students or students working with government ?
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Urges Students Not To Give-up On Nigeria by telexfree1: 10:51am On Sep 09, 2013
owolabifunke14: Abeg free us this ur yeye talk.U don spoil our country finish come dey use style dey twist am back to d youths.

Apparently , you have little or no idea of Gov Oshiom's place in the history of labour union struggles

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