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chukwuma101: My mum is in her late forties. She's got 6 kids. She is not really single. I am her husband now. I enforce discipline and watch over the house. I am the first son. Mama got no worries.

welcome to the club I tink na only me self dai d level.. God bless u jawe.. More grace to ur elbow.. I totally understand how it is.. But all na training..

mrvocalprowess: Wat of pple dat have fathers, but e never takes his responsibility, leaves everything for d woman to do, es jst dere in d picture but not really a dad,his wife is technically a single mother

bros na these category plenty pass.. And mehn no b better thing.. Those who have dere parents that are responsible don't know what God has done for them...

Amusaopeyemi: I understand dear, It wasn't easy o, you know same mom paying skul fee, buying me clothes and shoes, feeding me, paying the bills with her teacher salary.
I swear some fathers will find tears on that day and they won't see.

yes I understand... My mum was in dis shoes too until when I finish second school cos my popman was grossly irresponsible.. But thank God nau things have taken a better shape...

pickabeau1: trying to conceive

thanks

Sowi wats is TTC

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Thierryhenry: CORPERS STORY BOOK.

This second book brings to you stories of ex-corpers, their experiences & lessons learnt.

Featured stories:
1. When NYSC posting f**cks up.

2. First day on camp.

3. Confession of an Ajebo Corper.

4. My 21 days in camp: good, bad & ugly.

5. White man doing NYSC.

6. National youth sex camp.

7. NYSC experience in Igbo, Hausa & Yoruba lands.

8. Tale of an entreprenurial corper.

9. Place of promiscous assingment.

10. Jobless after NYSC.

11. Job hunting during & after NYSC.

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the link is broken... Page not found... Can u post anoda link...

godG: Sure. If you have a good reason (marital or health) to redeploy, you will. Please note, redeployment is best done in camp; although, I read in the paper that NYSC will be strict with it now kind of.

thanks wella....

godG: Benefit of being a member of OBS?

1. You won't be posted to rural areas because most members of OBS end up in the Editorial/Publicity CDS and you can't do that in any place.

2. Depending on camp, you have license to run from parade by just staying in the studio.

3. With your tag, you walk in and out of lectures with ease. They will think you are on duty.

4. You learn some basic things about broadcasting.

These are all I can remember for now. I was in OBS too but my platoon activities couldn't let me function very well.

thanks... Pls wuld I b able to redeploy if I want to...

godG: Here we go, sir:

I was a Platoon Leader in camp.

Demanding. Because:
You might not really enjoy your camping being a
leader. E dey pain me say I no get time for 'package'. I was always exhausted. You have to attend to so MANY things. You coordinate your platoon activities. Your phone rings at leat 15 times daily. You get to work with the Platoon Officer and/or Commander whenever s/he calls. You are like the father of the platoon members. Then, you will know that Nigerian graduates are really unemployable. You take excuse for them.
You make announcements in OBS, etc.

Benefits:
You get posted to wherever you want if you did well. Without a dime. My officials actually asked me where I wanted because they loved the job I did. Likewise, you get access to firsthand info.

Another is that you might be licensed to go to mammi anytime if you have a good relationship with your Commander. Going out from the boring SAED lectures too won't be an issue for you. Just tell anybody that asks you that you are Officer Lagbaja's Platoon Leader. For me, almost all those soldiers knew me. Whenever them see me, dem go say:"Platoon 4 leader, how you dey?" My reply: "I'm good, sir." I go just waka like a boss.

Also, you will never get punished with your colleagues by your Commander. You choose what you want to do and what you don't want, because nobody expects you to kill yourself with all the demands that come with being the leader.

But please, don't mess with your colleagues' money. Be faithful, dedicated, listening, etc. and you would love the experience, because many people will look up to you - even after camp. Right now, they still call me Platoon Leader wherever they see me.

But I no get time for package. Any avenue wey I see, na soso sleep. Are you ready for this?

****Pls. excuse typos.

Many many thanks bro.... But wat are the benefits of been an OBS member...

colossus2: I guess I have to settle down and show keen interest in it. The 1st episode and 2nd was boring (no action) that's why I lost interest. Will start all over again

yeah me too... I tried watching it till episode 8 first season na so d thing taya me... No action... I will try it again sha.. When I av spare time...

Safari29: Most of the problems are caused by the wifes

bros dat is fallacy of hasty generalization.... Women generally are associated with drama and it will take a man I mean a man to be able to put everyone in their place... Because you can't please everyone...

RayMcBlue: If you want heart pumping, gut wrenching, and never ceasing action, then Strike Back is the number one TV show you'd like to check out.

Check out the list below for your viewing pleasure:
-Strike Back (Multiple award winning)
-Alias (Multiple award winning)
-Hunted (Multiple Nominations)
-The Unit (Multiple Nominations)
-The Blacklist (Brand New TV show)
-Homeland (Super Multiple award winning)

av seen a lil of blacklist and homeland.. I didn't seem to enjoy it.. But d odas m sure giving it a try.. Thanks... Any website I can downllload apart from o2tvseries

colossus2: I'm surprised also oh cos I believe I've seen the end of Strike Back where the terrorist (al-zuhari) was bombed together with the commander (Major Dalton) of Stonebridge's unit. And in the end they went to a bar to drink. Abi no be the end of season 5 be that?
I saw the last season in February/March

pls is strike back a very gud series... Apart from it wat oda one can u recommend dat is intelligent and breathe taking like 24

Which kind mumu talk b dis d kind early friday morning... From wat u av written, it is very obvious that you know what you doing is wrong ba... Any karma is a modafucker shebi its is fiancee u are straffing don't worry na your wife dem go straf and if d guy head strong wellla ur wife go belle in d process and u no go know... Useless man..

Dis thread get as he b ooo... Just too fast mehn... Anyway hop u guys are having fun... Hop say who dai go ogun or lagos camp dai here... Anyway I just talk say make I holla una... Make una enjoy..

ebdib: Don't look at average scores of the university
They're highly deceptive.
You should be more interested in the departmental scores.
Princeton has an average verbal score of 166 for example. But this is deceptive because many engineering and math majors don't even crack 161.
But many guys in the arts get 170 in Verbal. So if you take the average verbal you might develop BP thinking you're not good enough for the school. Meanwhile all that matters is what your department thinks is OK.

mehn Thank you very much.. As in I was so dumb founded.. Thanks for coming to my rescue..

MsNas: No, University of Florida isn't Ivy League. Most of the Ivy League schools are concentrated in New England. But the University is a competitive school to get in based on the sheer volume of applications they receive yearly. Also you should take into account the location of the school and also its reputation. As per their admission processing, You should know that Mechanical Engineering is a competitive course. Most of the time, all the student in the masters program are always on tuition waiver (at least for the A-rated schools)

My room-mate is a Mechanical Engineering student and while me as an IT student have like 18 students in my class(90% Indians), they are just 3-4 in their class. Lol . And their admission requirements is also set higher than the baseline admission requirements set by the graduate college. My advise to you is that while you apply to The University of Florida, try and apply to some B-ranked schools too as a safety net in case its doesn't pan out with UofF.

Msc Mechanical Engineering and MEng Mechanical Engineering: I really don't think there's much of a difference, except for the fast that maybe with the Msc route, you don get to concentrate too much on the architecture of Mechanical Engineering but rather the science that is used for the application of the course. MEng, most likely is gonna be much more technical than the Msc, as you're almost assured of doing all the grime work associated with the course.

I know in Naija it means literally nothing though. I graduated with a B.Tech Pure and Applied Physics just because I went to a University of Technology and spent 5 years doing it. It doesn't mean I'm better than those people who spent 4 years doing the same course. I definitely know employers of labor don't care.

Thanks very much... I appreciate... Its actually electrical and Computer engineering not mechanical Engineering... Went to school of tech too.. FUTA to be precise.. How do I know a B ranked school??.. Thanks again

Good morning house

Pls house, Is university of florida an ivy league school because these their admission requirement na die oo...

315 is the average score for students admitted to the school for Msc...

Dats scary..

Pls, How do i find my level because the schools am seeing today dai make me look like olodo with dis their admission requirement....

Pls what is the difference btw Msc and MEng?? which is better in the two in the Nigerian context.

Thanks in advance.

Pls house, Is university of florida an ivy league school because these their admission requirement na die oo...

315 is the average score for students admitted to the school for Msc...

Dats scary..

Pls, How do i find my level because the schools am seeing today dai make me look like olodo wih dis their admission requirement....

Thanks in advance.

highmey: Nah! I didn't, i'm just optimistic

I like dat....

highmey:

for ur mind... But if u do sure package they can confirm ur posting for u...

highmey: You've been posted?

not yet but willl b posted on the 28th of july

Smeeky: and you are very sure you will be serving in ogun state or is posting out
Make e no be say we dey dull here when men don dey see posting

bros abeg answer d question na... I just get feeling say the paro go pure...

Gud morning colleagues,Can one redeploy from ogun to lag... Was supposed to be posted to lag but due to some complication was moved to ogun state.. I already av a govt establishment I intend to serve in lagos state... Is there any hope.. Thanks in advance.. Yokiti and oda senior colleagues

ITbomb: I see it as an open advert ' I'M AVAILABLE FOR HIRE', advertising your assets in skimpy clothes carries the same meaning for me, I can't respect such girls and I don't take them serious, we eat them like fastfood and we will be laughing silently with friends when we see them trying be nice to commit us after we have bang them, after they will be crying heartbreak and my favourite ' all men are the same (or wicked)

oh yea... U gat a serious point...

U av been brother zoned... And ur zoning self get seat belt...just her be abeg.. 6 years for wetin na... She wuld just take u as a second fiddle or spare tyre...

ITbomb: Well, one was the kind I call fat, I had to manage not to let her feel bad.

The other one was fine but she paint too much and I saw Badoo app on her phone, so I told her it will not work

so wats wrong with her aving badoo app on her phone....

carefreewannabe: My father always says that there is a solution to every problem

yeah... Ur father is very right and the solution is these case is one person giving up his career for the homefront... Which goes back to the Op idealogies...

carefreewannabe: Having a career does not necessarily mean that you have no time for other things.

well dai don't... Atleast not the day to day running of d home... And d obly free day most times is saturday.. U still gat to go for some owanbes... Really complicated...

carefreewannabe: I think it is best if children know both parents equally well.

how wuld dai do dat?... When d parents are never around...