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twoondei:
This is Logic.

ALL THE TAPS ARE SUPPLYING WATER!

Krucifax:
Tap 2 is supplying water into the container but this isn't the question. All the taps are supplying water. So the answer is Taps 1,2,3,4.

English isnt that very difficult is it?

The question is : "Which Tap is supplying THE water".. not "which Tap is supplying water"

sinaj:
Have u seen me

#faints

Originalsly:
Hmmm....not me....but one time there was this accident where this car....a BMW... was really really speeding..lost control and crashed into a parked flatbed truck....it happened right in front of me....the sound was more than thunder...and I saw with my own two eyes....I can never forget as long as I live....d one guy in the front passenger seat... his head flew off like bullet through the windshield.... it had like a lot of strings attached .....and bounced once on d road like 10 meters away then crashed through the windshield of an oncoming car. The rest of his body was in the front seat with seat belt on and like blood vessels hanging over the shoulder spurting blood. I just stood there frozen in horror ...but not my neighbour who was with me before the accident. I guess he is used to this kind stuff since he works in emergency at the hospital. ...he took off running shouting for us...us...to go get the head that it can be reattached at the hospital. The next thing I knew he was sprinting back with the head and giving me to hold while saying he need to get the body from the wrecked car. I guess I fainted or whatever.......because the next thing I knew is that I was on a bed in the hospital. I know you would find it hard to believe.... but that my neighbour and those surgeons successfully reattached that guy's head to the body. ... and if you see that guy today.... you wouldn't suspect what he went thru except for the marks all around his neck. When people ask.... you know how people nosey. ...he would tell them he was robbed of his gold chains in the most brutal way. Many of you know who he is...but don't know his story...he is a celebrity. I am tired writing now.... next year on this date I'll update you!

Ever since i have been moving on the surface of this earth, i have never met a liar that has superseded you yet. God bless your anointing

MISSCONGENIALITY:
From the age of 3 till I was 12years, I can't count the number of injuries I had. I mean serious injuries that make people think I would die. I remember falling from a very high water fall at the age of 6 and a stone entering deep into my forehead just very close to my right eye. I climed a lot and we were fun of trying to trace small sreams to know where they were coming. Climb mango and orange trees in primary school and at home. Slimb trees to bring down bird nests. I was always wearing a sling on my arms.
It was so bad that sometimes my grandfather beats me when I come home with injuries cos it doesn't prevent me from playing rough. I remeber then, they tell me to enter the room and sleep, I will pass through the window and go out and my people will think I'm sleeping inside the room just to hear me crying from afar
Thank God I survived my childhood and didn't get deformed in any part of my body.

In one word, u were George of the Jungle when u were growing up

Debroslink:
There's a diff between 3453KB/s and 3453kb/s. 3453KB/s is approximately 27mb/s

lol. e be like say this one don smoke Guinea weed. obviously not only car engine knocks, apparently something else sure needs to be fixed here too.

oga OP, just because you were trained to cook by granny doesn't mean we all have to follow suit. take your time to prepare a nice jollof or fried rice in two places, one with Maggi and one as an exception... even the flavour from the rich meal consisting maggi and other ingredients is enough to bring everyone to the dinning compared to the other. village boy

What the H is wrong with this dude?
Was this not the same boy who uploaded some cash cash stunt as his first pay previously?
When will you grow up na? U have proven to be a laughing stock lately and now it is really annoying, i remember few months back when you opened a feminine account and all the topic on that account was for you. Who does that? Girls? Of what planet? ..absolutely not.
Don't you have close friends or a family member who can really talk sense into you bro?
It takes seriousness, hardwork, prayers, talent and focus to get into the high places, not all these childish, meaningless and d.*.mb stunts.
What your younger ones supposed to do and u sm.a.c.k them is what you are into.

Seriously, can't you just sit down, put what u have been doing here together.. Go through them again and ask yourself, Am i making any sense, are these people believing all these Jar.g.o.ns i post most times? Are they that very stu.pid?

If u are not talkin about your wacky studio recording that you keep wasting cash upon, you ll be posting a photoshoped show advert of you with other popular artist. Don't you feel you need to be flogged bro?

What do u have here this time? A guard related uniform? Kk, congrats IF you have just got employed, i wont be surprised if you are a Junior officer taking a picture on the boss' desk at his absence, that's not even my business anyway... it s better if u just stick to this job and dont even think about quitting for music, if that your "Diva" is what you call music, then am afraid something is really wrong somewhere. whosoever tells you that you have got a career in music yet with your current performance and studio work is either mocking you or scared to tell you the truth.
Moreover work on your facial status, if this current one is what you might have on your CD, then nothing to say to you. At least someone might consider buyin an album simply because of the art and not the wacky songs.
Don't get me wrong, i don't hate you, I just want to see the seriousness and adulthood in you. I want to see you excel just as any other top individual. When u base your existence on lies and deception, you will live the rest of it that way, cos you ll need other fresh lies to cover up for the previous ones, what do u gain from bn Fake?
This is from me to you brother. Love it or hate it/ Take it or leave it. Your choice!

WHATSAPP & OPERA MINI

HARDBUOI:
every time i see peter i feel pity for him coz he dnt know wat hez doing
he is under a spell..... many pple dnt know d real story behind this.
becareful on the type of woman u marry.

****

bitter truth!

No offence, but some people really deserve to be shot at the core of the head.

He is under a spell? how?

many people don't know the real story behind this.. but do u?

What has his wife got to do with this?

are u living with them or related to them in any way?

Did u read Peter's interview recently?

That moment when they bump your car and the log of wood on your bumper shatters

by the time u wash your wood several times and the fungi protection washes off with it, the kind cockroach and termite wey u go dey transport.. the insecticide u ll invest in will be much more than that of the brake or engine oil

even better, by the time a car gets old, na to use am make fire for ceremonial cooking

Furniture/carpenter, congratulations, it is a new world for u, u ll surely take over from panel beaters.. if u know what i mean

Kashif:
That's a Kazeemized name. You are better off calling it final drive. Also note that 4x4 drive does not make a vehicle an SUV. There are 2WD SUVs, and there are 4x4 sedans.

Dude, always try and take to corrections/learn new stuffs. He was right calling it an AUXILIARY gear!

Very funny, your network provider didnt send the MSISDN (phone number) of the call party to your device (unknown/Private/hidden Number) and u want to search the caller's identity with an application. keep it up!

ezinnelity:
nice one wizdad...but d very day d sleeps and never wakes up all dis treasures would still be left on earth. vANITY UPON VANITY ALL IS VANITY!

Sis, u r right. but would u rather leave the world without making an impact and enjoying what nature has got to offer?

1miccza:
Mtcccheeewww!! The guy still looks hungry jooo!!kcee nor see how TY Bello change Jumoke life like APC??

Bro, He is a guy, not a lady so no make up or enhancement was applied unto his face unlike Jumoke

Hungry looks dont just fly away in few hours, it is a gradual process

U say what? U are "3 inches" when hard? and u are 6ft tall? like seriously? are u for real?

Some people has tagged the BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL thingy to something else.
Truly, black complexion is beautiful and personally my favorite, but lets be sincere with ourselves, Not every black complexion human is beautiful. no offence but when you are so black that it feels as if you rub "kiwi shoe polish" as cream, that is not attractive.

Lytech:
Did you believe this two business man are really fighting?
They only want there name been mentioned everywhere so as to maintain their fame in music industry..
Wise up

What is this one saying

This is what happens when your Childish attitude keeps growing with you, even after u are mature enough to distinguish between your right and your left.. when you wash your dirty a** in public. u lose more respect and things starts falling apart! Is this the kinda Daddy you want your kids to look up to? shame.

Did mine (Renewal) in Ondo state at 32k, 64pages. Got it the next day cos i came towards closing hours. please note that you are liable to get the 64page type since the 32paged passport seems to be very scarce now.

15.6", 500GB HDD, 4GB RAM, webcam, wifi, Bluetooth, HDMI, CD rom all active. Selling with the charger too. u can charge yout phones or devices while the PC is in sleep mode.
PC in 100% prefect working condition. Selling cos money Is needed for personal Use urgently. Only serious buyers please. Thank you.

Location: Akure, Ondo State
Price: 48k (slightly negotiable)
08164204212

Apart from the mere fact that kids can be so annoying sometimes and you decide to ignore them crying, it doesn't justify the fact that some people are just naturally ignorant.

There is a clear difference between a child crying for fun sake and the one in a serious pain.

Paying a close attention to stuffs is very important, not just humans but anything at all. take for example a simple car, some people will drive a car with a low fuel guage without noticing any warning signal on the dashboard till the vehicle stops working.
Thinking about how much pain that little boy would have gone through is really giving me so much discomfort. wishing him a quick and full recovery.

It was confirmed, This is it
www.nigerianeye.com/2016/02/two-electricity-firm-workers.html?m=1

Wizkid looks good though. u go know say this boy handsome but no money to maintain

Ice Prince, o boy eh!

Davido. Blood of Jesus! God bless my hustle

I wonder why some guys are crazy about some heavy, bogus, overripe, watermelon looking. B**bs. Geez!

So true!

Lesson 1: Do not tempt the lord your God! Luke 4:12

Tolzeal:
This shhiii won't work on shiii...

actually the shiiii works, been using that shiii for some years now.

sundoj08:
Mine's not there o

You dey tie wrapper sleep i guess

This is more of stup*d*ty than innovation. even the direct port cables are naked. No insulator. ..
that moment when waters pours from a container you held straight on top those negative & positive naked wires while holding the container, or you are busy having a good conversation while cooking and you took your bare hands across those wires!

bronzegoddess:
Daz how I destroyed a samsung phone one time. D phone just went blank

Rooting is only meant for those who knows what it is used for and the benefits derived from it.
You must know exactly what you are doing before you embark on gaining access to root. you dont just root for the sake of it.

funmijoyb:
keep quoting me but i insist that Ado-ekiti looks way better than Akure in terms of beauty.

My ranking goes:
1.Lagos
2.Ilorin
3.parts of Ibadan
4.Ado-ekiti
5.Akure
6. Abeokuta
7.Osogbo
8.Benin

have been to all d above

Ado Ekiti is more beautiful than Akure? Joke of the day! When was the last time u travelled to those states?

Imagine a fatty sitting at the passenger front seat, what's gonna happen to that sweet Jeep above?