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chei. Another future Lady-Boy!

Dude. you have a cloned Samsung device!

datguru:
Theirs always a way to appease the snake and take the key

lol. Na to kneel down and cry dey beg the snake abi. Naija. I hail o! we go find a way no doubt

Airforce1:
Shut up.. idiot

Dude, with due respect, you really need some attitude change, this is very bad.

You are bn talked about recently, concerning your track, then I noticed you are a Nairaland upcoming artist or so

I came across most of your thread replies which was very surprising, especially the ones from your critics, even for the fact that they are bn sincere to you (had to download and listen to it myself) You insult them.

You are an "upcoming" artist, learn to embrace HUMILITY (you really need this), embrace PATIENCE and brush up your ATTITUDE so you can go higher, otherwise I don't see you going anywhere with what u delivered coupled with your behaviour. am sorry.

bizie:
Stop hating....start working. I just feel she's privileged..... Not talented. If u want female talent.....then show me Di'ja


Check my signature... You don't want to miss it.

without bn bias. Bro tell me how Di'Ja seems to be talented, compared to Tiwa savage?

ennyhola:
!I don't think DAT is flavour o,,,1998? haba ! Hw e take snap d pic

Camera never get to your side that year ni?

Chinaimporter:
[size=18pt]yorubas again always shameless and wash the dirty pants in front of everyone.

Every dirty degrading news have yorubas as principal actors.....fu ckin smelly people[/size]

Being irresponsible or shameless isn't about Tribe but Individuals, who knows, Your Ma.ma might be worse you know.

You Are Childish!

I'm not sorry about mentioning your Ma.ma above cos you deserve it. Learn to respect other people's culture, tribe or race, no matter where they could come from. StVpid boy.

SPECIAL NOTICE!

THIS GOES TO SOME PEOPLE READING THIS THREAD, EITHER YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL DRIVER OR AN AMATEUR (ESPECIALLY THE TEENS) INTENDING TO TRY SOME OF THE SPEED POSTED HERE.

NEVER SHOULD YOU BELIEVE EVERY POST YOU READ IN HERE!

I read a Physical friend's post in this section last Month where he stated his highest speed he attained was above 180km/hr whereas he has never turned On a car ignition ever before (I know he is currently reading this now)

A Man who drives at the speed of 300KM/H on a typical Nigerian road has a very slim chance of holding a camera and/or snapping his own dashboard as his whole attention is on the road and his two hands on the steering wheel, busy diving (overtaking at this speed is an understatement) from other vehicles at the front.

Na only you dey road abi vehicle no come for your front? even professional car racers gets to make plans for a road clear or the race done on a professional race pitch. Too much movies dey worry some people, Keep trying what you watched on "Fast and Furious" on Naija road. God help u if u end up handicapped for the rest of your life or worse still, kick a very hot and heavy bucket.

OTHER UPCOMING LIARS WHO ARE ALREADY THINKING OF MAKING THE NEXT COMMENT. PLEASE TAKE NOTE:
I know everyone wants to feel special once a while, we all understand, but please, for the sake of others reading your post and wants to give it a trial, try Minor lies, (that is if you want to lie at all).
If they end up committing suicide at the expressway due to your post, then am afraid their blood is on your head

Life is Sweet and Simple, when you die, you are done, you dont get to come back. people will only cry for some moments and live on.

The best driver is the one who takes a car out and brings it back safely! succesfuly!!.

My God! ever since i have been viewing tragic pictures, this actually makes a big difference and for the very first time, I had Ghost pimples all over my body even up till now. ...runs off thread

danchuzzy:
DUDE 1 MONTH IS 1K NOT 2100..


it's simple math

lol. funny dude. have u tried it?

sorry to burst your bubbles bro, "SIMPLE MATH" does not work for MTN

The 1day sub is officially 15MB but originally, their BB10 plans had 5GB data cap which wasn't made known to the customers due to their fair data usage policy.

Don't you notice when u do the 1day plan subscription and u get to use up to 15MB, you get a message "You have used up your BB data sub"?
Some people will stop at this juncture while others who understand how perfectly MTN capped the data usage will keep browsing until it reached the 5GB cap.
If u expect 150GB of data (5GB × 30 days) when you do the monthly sub, then you are still in dreamland

Try the monthly BB10 Plan and come back to give me a feedback when your Simple Math works

psalmz:
Blood money

In what way?
Mugu.

chrisbaby24:
And na 2g network he dey use...

And he keeps praying the upload that got stuck at 48% could just finish quickly, make Nairalanders no finish his career with beefs

heykims:
That woman fit be originally from Ibadan o..
Chai Ibadan peeps, they can still still a train...

Ask yourself bro, what actual sense has this made? Receive healing in Jesus name!

Gyarados:
but NOKI* 3310 the best phone ever

Go and sit down bro. This joke has been used millions of times. it doesn't seem funny anymore

NO MORE CALLS PLEASE. SOLD ON MONDAY. THANKS!

robinicule:
don jazzy can revive ay.com in 2hours

Forgive my ignorance, but what actual music talent has ay.com got?

goldt456:
Seek God first, go to you pastor and co

Some people don turn their Pastor to a god. They can't excrete or urinate without informing Daddy (Their pastor)

..

Still available. Good evening

rattlesnake:
Win 95 good
Win 98 great
Win me.....well
win xp. ..best so far
Win vista...epic fail
Win 7....Second best
Win 8....epic fail
Win 10...

Nice post. but I consider win 7 as the best and most convenient windows operating system ever made/existed. for now.

Drivers enhances/connects a specific hardware to a specified software for it's utilization.

for instance, Your Webcam (hardware) won't work if it's driver that connects it to the software installed on your PC is missing.

Driver packs are combination of different PC drivers in which the one relating to your own specific PC is selected and installed.

check this out bro
https://www.nairaland.com/2402139/compaq-presario-cq57-quick-sale#35103576

Though u have to add 5k to your budget. cheers.

lol. You can't get a good PC in working condition at that price bro. Add 10k to your budget let me give you mine.
https://www.nairaland.com/2402139/compaq-presario-cq57-quick-sale#35103576

Processor Type: Intel celeron dual core
Processor Speed: 2.5 GHz
Installed Memory RAM: 2 GB
Hard Drive: 320 GB
System Edition: 64-bit
Screen Size: 15.7"
Very strong battery backup
Webcam: Yes
Wireless: Yes
Inbuilt Microphone: Yes
3 USB 2.0, mini
FSD card reader,
Optical drive: DVD burner
Current Location: Akure

Price: 30,000Naira

Contact: Removed (Item sold)
Screen shows a tiny white line on screen Na slightly due to dust clogs. This can be adjusted at your convenience or left as it is as it does not affect usage.

EDITED. Mods. Am sorry if I posted unto the wrong section. Kindly help me move it if this is the case. thanks

Merlissa:
#Story

As if you can lift half of what he did, even with your two hands and legs combined with your body. always appreciate others' effort and talent.

Thelmerh:
how does she urinate

Do u urinate through your VJ? (The same exact spot u have intercourse through)?

OP. Go get yourself a better Android smartphone so you can play better High Definition (HD) Games. all what you wrote above are trashes. if that is all what you play, then you need to see the outside world.

axiliborha:
That moment when you are so ugly that no one want to touch you but only your ugly dog... Hmmm *sigh* end of the world

Exactly what I had in mind!

Insidous:
Ode!

Are they not in actual fact ‘girlfriend and boyfriend'?

This one has got a lot of growing ups to do.

Go home and introduce a lady to your parents as your girlfriend or probably your wife and learn the true definition of ODE.